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Right Honourable Ne'er-do-well. In a long term situationship with a 2012 G37S Sedan. Hala Madrid y nada mas.
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But apparently arresting elderly women over signs at a peaceful protest is why you joined the force?
Vasa style
I hope this WC is a disaster and the US stadiums are empty
"It is past time for both Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer to step down and step aside. This fascist moment, this age of Trump, demands outspoken, unrelenting and fearless opposition... we all deserve better." I make the case, in my latest for The Guardian, for new leadership:
They bombed without warning a non-threatening small boat, which is insane and a violation of international law even if it was carrying contraband which we have no way of knowing, and then gleefully shared it as a snuff video.
For more than a decade, Andrew Cuomo pretended he had nothing to do with deteriorating subways and endless delays — even as he siphoned off funding from the MTA he controlled.
Well bitch Democratic primary voters disagree
🚨 IndyCar star Colton Herta has been named as test driver for the new Cadillac F1 team. www.planetf1.com/news/indycar...
I think all pedophiles should go to jail no matter what their politics are
Schumer is out of his fucking mind. www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Good lord
Ben Collins made a big bet. A year ago, just a few months after he’d been named CEO of The Onion, he relaunched its print edition. On this episode of Uncanny Valley, WIRED spoke with Collins about his hopes for The Onion, the future of journalism, and his Balatro addiction.
Royal Delft is hard at work creating Isack Hadjar's new third-place trophy... #F1 #ItalianGP
Take us out, we’re cooked
FUCK, man.
@lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social EVA. GREEN.
we animated jk rowling and dave chappelle hooking up in a bathroom and, predictably, it’s absolutely horrifying watch the final visual chapter of the ekko astral “pink balloons” era, “sticks and stones”
Also, don't trust people who say being against fascism is bad for business. Unless you're doing some weird crypto ponzi scheme, or trying to get a government contract to blow up a border tent, dissent great for business! The Onion is living proof. People flock to you! www.wired.com/story/uncann...
Well I was close
This is so sexy. Meanwhile in the States you have to pay $50 to sit in traffic for hours to even make it out of the venue
Def could do WEC and reserve for Caddy. IMSA probably nixes the Caddy role just on travel
IMSA or WEC I imagine
Knew it was coming but still feels like it can’t be real. If anyone has ever earned the right to leave on his own terms and timeline it’s Power.
I’m with you I turn forty in two weeks, I didn’t turn forty on New Year’s Day
The whole making your few years of service your entire personality didn’t exist. And society didn’t fluff them calling anyone and everyone who served heroes, they had Silver Stars n MOH to make that distinction.
Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, and Lee Van Cleef on the set of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966). Sad Hill Cemetery, Sierra de la Demanda, Burgos. Interesting short documentary in Spanish about its filming in Burgos. youtu.be/L7_3AhfBhd4
Fox is a joke, they try to insert politics into everything. Like why the fuck did I have to see and hear dumbass dwarf Portnoy during an IndyCar race?
I wish Denmark would make a move for the US Virgin Islands just for the lolz
Here is small otter. He is so small he’s probably still learning how to otter properly. Good luck, little otter!
Maybe begin with a thorough reading of “letter from a Birmingham jail” instead.
There is nothing this simpleton loves more than rebranding things. He's like the David Zaslav of presidents
I don’t know about acid reflux or back pain, but they’re great for their intended use
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
Happy Labor Day even to Sean o’bri can’t even finish that
Scripture says, "Your dick has an appointed time to bring the promise to pass and it will not be one second late." Thoughts will tell you, “You’re falling behind. You’re missing out. Your dick must have forgotten about you.” No, when it's your appointed time, your dick will make up for lost time.
I was out roaming the roads like a ronin, saving random women from violence, when a septic truck ran over me 31 times. This will be my only statement on the matter.
reading this statement trying to piece together what happened and, well
OH.
My favorite sentence in the New York Times explainer on Mamdani and socialism.
The Browns made the worst trade in NFL history and then signed the player they acquired to the worst contract in NFL history… and that’s just from a football perspective, without even addressing that he’s a sexual predator
An examination of more than 1,200 federal judges and state supreme court justices turned up dozens of judges who chose not to recuse when facing potential appearances of impropriety involving familial financial connections. (Published July 2024)
Pure fucking evil. Everyone involved in this shit needs to be held accountable.
Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.
"everyone does it" you are still effectively taking out a gun and firing random shots off when you do this, if you don't treat your car like a lethal weapon you are a bad person
this should become a thing, putting up signs like this for every arrest & disappearance in public spaces. it would likely break into lower info, less politically engaged demos and local social media groups
Me when my wife sees the browser history
Oh no!
Yikes... they are aware that pools need chemicals, right?
aw man Hadjar seems so happy, this is delightful
He’s been incredible since he dropped this in an official F2 interview. Love him.
Poor Lando, but we LOVE to see Isack on the podium!
What. A. Pass.
Shut it all down, we're never going to top “I watched Snow White when I was a kid and I ain’t gave a bitch a poison apple yet.”
Plaque to the one and half million humans murdered at Auschwitz @AuschwitzMuseum, written in Ladino, spoken by Sephardic Jews, who took this old version of Spanish with them in 1492. The thriving language was almost annihilated in the Holocaust. Image+more www.upo.es/diario/theco...
Oh shit Lewis
It’s always interesting which ones of these get a comments section and which don’t. Guess what kind of nyt article this is
No, the corporate media did the normalizing
Impreza RS. Trim level between the base Impreza and the WRX. You know you want to
Well done VW
The way you move forward in faith is knowing that your dick is working all things for your good. It’s not going to leave your life in a broken place, in a damaged place, in an unjust place.
I still can’t believe this shit happened, and even less that it is perfectly fine (only case I use is a bumper case that goes around the corner dye
Works to do what? In a nutshell, prayer works to make the prayerful feel better about a given circumstance. *Your* feeling better about dead children is not what's required here.
Sshhh keep it down before they trot out the embarrassment that is Danica even more often
DRS
Good news is we had a drizzle earlier, my place’s drainage sucks, and it landed fine with a sonic cheek clap
Bobbled my phone, horrible first touch, right over the rail down to the ground 🙃
I’m going back to sleep
Let’s go brandon
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Damn I’m a whole two Jurassic Worlds behind, what planet on they on now?
His paramilitary needs guns/badges in the hands of “his people” as soon as possible 🥴🙃
Life is going to happen to us all. There are going to be different seasons, ups and downs, victories and losses, good friends and betrayals, promotions and setbacks. But if you’ll just stay in faith and keep moving forward, in time, your dick will make all things beautiful.
Trump and the republicans are not communist they are fascists. Stop intentionally lying about the kind of threat we face because you’re more afraid of communism than fascism.
‘It was the Nasa of puppetry’: how we made 1990 kids movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
JFC
A Latino family in L.A. sued over an illegal eviction. The landlord's lawyer, Rod Fehlman, warned in an email that they'd "likely be picked up by ICE and deported prior to trial thanks to all the good work the Trump administration has done." The kicker? Every member of the family is a U.S. citizen.
Army leaders who grew up during GWOT with Fox News blasting on the TV in the DFAC, gym, and their battalion commander's office isn't quiet because they want to be "apolitical." They're quiet because they agree with what is going on or want to keep their sweet GO retirement.
Boudica out there have her own geological layer.
![r/ArtefactPorn u/Fuckoff555. 2d Top 1% Poster After she was publicly flogged and her daughters raped by Roman soldiers, Queen Boudica of the Iceni destroyed 3 entire cities. Londinium burned with such ferocity that a blackened scorch-layer still runs under modern London, named by archaeologists the 'Boudican Destruction Horizon' [2080x2810]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w6h6dprbvdrbaidpnbjhj7yi/bafkreibb4hct6mthpcwduzl7i55oabo4wu5vn7eiqcafxrhhysbbr3awi4@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Those words, you do not know what any of them mean -A Person With Lifelong Mental Health Issues
You need professional help
Disrespectfully, who the fuck are you? What are YOU doing? Aside from throwing this pathetic little tantrum attacking the very people you claim to be on the same side with.
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
Really I think the fact that Isaac Chotiner calls you at all is at this point a searing indictment of your moral character
You have to fight the good fight of faith. The reason it’s a good fight is you’ve already won. Your dick has already defeated every enemy that would try to stop you. Now you have to walk out that victory.
I just want a reporter to ask a question that begins with, “Many people say you are dying…”
Breakfast Club host Charlamagne says of Hakeem Jeffries: "I call him AIPAC Shakur." "I just don't think he stands for anything."
This is what happens when you order delivery in DC right now.
we’d love to turn off the machine that convinces children to kill themselves, but we can’t really justify losing our ability to lay off customer service agents, now can we?
capitulating to manufactured outrage merely makes u look pathetic to everyone
we are on the dumbest timeline its fascism but dumb fascism.
The thing abt Bill Gates cutting off funding to Dems (on the same day he visits Trump) -- he actually IS someone that Epstein ... or Ghislaine -- might have blackmail on. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/u...
Watching Loomer harass & demonize individual Muslim government employees simply for being Muslims while the Democrats & 'liberal media' say nothing is a reminder of how mainstreamed & normalized anti-Muslim bigotry is in the US, across the spectrum. Imagine if these were Jewish or Black employees.
THEY ALWAYS DO
how about “Israel provides outrageous justification for killing our freelancer and 19 others, saying they were targeting one single camera.”
Yeah this is the thing: they keep your goddamn logs. They have them. They MONITOR the logs. This is not some confidential whispering to the Machine Spirits, this is an actively monitored line for quality fucking control
Another infuriating aspect of ICE roaming around D.C. that I hadn't thought about. I just talked to a D.C. woman whose husband is undocumented and whose employer is refusing to pay him for work he's already done -- and threatening to call ICE if he keeps asking for the money he's owed.