That wasn’t a good play by Dansby. Don’t lie to me, Brandon/CJ. He air mailed it 4 feet off the bag. ‘Twas friggin luck. Can’t believe that dweeb trigging me again from Chicago.
That wasn’t a good play by Dansby. Don’t lie to me, Brandon/CJ. He air mailed it 4 feet off the bag. ‘Twas friggin luck. Can’t believe that dweeb trigging me again from Chicago.
Probably -.69¢
Some guys
Can’t believe we won that challenge
Oh hey we won a game
Drake the only good Brave
Say al bees one more time
Paul’s favorite toy is a leaf with a string. He is very possessive of the leaf sperm.
I mean we knew. We knew! No chance we’d win that game.
It’s basically fall at this point. So it’s time for apple cinnamon cream cheese rollups and an ugly autumn mouse.
oh cool, drake baldwin is sitting again so an expiring contract marcell ozuna can start for a team with 0.0% playoff odds
“Pitchers duels” between two suck ass teams aren’t cool
I can’t believe they made me wait 8 whole innings for offense against the marlins
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It’s the 7th inning and it still says bearded. One of you go to Twitter on my behalf and tell them please.
Wish FanDuel Sports was on Bluesky so I could notify/make fun of their ticker tape typos like the olden days.
You’re welcome. On the contrary, K’s bitch ass cat will splash out the water til there’s none left. So she has to use deep dog bowls with walls on all three sides that she basically has to climb into to drink 🙃
Paul is almost 8 and used to frequently make catnip tea in his bowl. I’d say that stopped at abouuut age 2 maybe? There’s hope!
Happy Caturday to one and all ft. Tamagotchi
When do the Florida State Seminal Vesicles play
Will eat my hat if the 2025 Braves win a cal quantrill start
I don’t support all Braves fans but I definitely support this Braves fan
I got a lafufu today and it’s so ugly and hilarious
Tonight we’re turning it back to 1995. #95Braves | #BravesCountry
I’d cease to exist
I have summer seasonal affective disorder. I need fall.
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Additionally, Austin Riley today underwent core injury surgery, performed by Dr. William Meyers in Philadelphia, PA. He will miss the remainder of the regular season, and is expected to return for spring training in 2026.
🍂👻🪦🎃🦇
We had to know it was gonna be like this
I’m too young to duel with swords, sire
There he is
It’s like I felt it calling out to me
Intense snuggle time ft. Paul
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Don’t lure me back in you ding dongs (good job money mike)
With 12 runs I might add
So anyway my pocket pancake princes won their 12th game in a row. Taylor Swift connection for sure. #BrewCrew
The @Brewers are just stacking these wins up! That’s ELEVEN straight for Milwaukee!
I’m a Brewers fan now
You know what. That feels right.
Dnen zAm o
Yes but also this extra bad
Jen got a good strike call, putting some mustard on that bass
Drake is insane
No way
Doing fall activities. Because it’s fall. You can’t tell me otherwise. You can, however, tell me this little dude’s eyes are too narrow. It was the second attempt and I can’t do it again so. Narrow eyed Ned the ghost says hey.
🎶 So I'm back to the velvet underground Back to the floor that I love To a room with some lace and paper flowers Back to the gypsy that I was To the gypsy that I was 🎶
The diagnostic criteria for personality disorders in the dsm should include “purchased a cyber truck”
Congrats, Alex Wood. Thanks for being there in MLB the Show for me to line drive you in the head. It made me laugh. And also for being a Brave that one time, I guess.
Darbey* pardon
Darby Swathior taking me out
Drake Baldwin. That’s all.
Yes!!
I want all the good things for Drake Baldwin
Draaaake
Seriously, it’s been such a good time, minus the whole baseball game part.
I was like hmmm oh wow that makes sense *takes notes* uh huh mhm
The Braves are shit but Brandon, CJ, and Byrdie are top tier. Wiley too but I’ve just really enjoyed these nerds today.
MLB is calling up its first female umpire, promoting Jen Pawol for Saturday’s Marlins-Braves game apnews.com/article/mlb-...
I made it to August 3rd 🍂🎃🍁
Hey we won. Let’s never do that shit again.
Tf
Stupid NASCAR killed Austin Riley
Oh. Eli White.
Evergreen
That’s just Tropicana
This is not fun
I already hate this gimmicky nascar game shit
I bought cat Yzma with the poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.
Not a one
😂😭
just googled. august 26th. that seems so late!!
not gonna lie, Liz. seems late.
In Costa Rica, stores start selling Christmas decorations as soon as mother's day passes (8/15), and folks basically put out their nativity scenes and holiday decorations the day after Independence Day (9/15). Quick math says 3 months before the festivity is the threshold.
As soon as the last fireworks mercifully explode it's Halloween season.
omg I’m late!!
When is the earliest acceptable time to put out Halloween/fall decor?* *Responses have no bearing on when I decide it’s acceptable
atrocious
I guess it’s more than 12 hours but the sentiment stands
Braves baseball less than 12 hours after that game is terrorism
But…we won
Disgusting, hideous win
what in the name of Brooks Conrad is going on here?
My fan duel crapped out before this inning so I was saved from watching *gestures* all that
😂😂
This team reinvigorated by the *checks notes* Jarvis and Kinley acquisitions
I said “Luke batting a clean .100” and voila
I yelled “he suuuuuucks” right as Eli hit the ball so bully more
Ok Cookie
Way to endear yourself to your new team that was previously your division rival
