keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
this always bugged me as a kid because why would frieza know that song
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
this always bugged me as a kid because why would frieza know that song
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
there is menace in my every slouch and shrug
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
one of the funnier bits of reconciling with my college ex was seeing all the guys who had stopped interacting with me and continued talking to her on her facebook wall
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
THAT HYPOCRITE GOONS TWELVE TIMES A DAY
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
fresh critterslop for the trough: a dekay's brownsnake we found in our garden
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
all of you guys love it when i post some critterslop
🛜📶 (@split.bsky.social) reposted
G͑̓a̼͟i̙ͧn̠̥iͮͮṉ̾g͜͟ ̤ͯa̦̺c̾ͦc̳̲e̤̿s͓̈s̬̭ ͭ͘ṱ̸o͂͠ ̎̿ṋ͏a̫ͨt̴͈u̔͂r̛͍e͖͌.̥ͯ
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
was pol pot a djinn
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
obama
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
Sigh.
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
lol
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
listening to MSI. i need to be put down.
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
she came up to me because she could tell i was listening and had an hour long conversation with me about growing up in harlem in the 60s and how she hates trump. she said i was a sweetheart.
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
listening to an old lady in harlem talk about how her dad was friends with lucky luciano
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
we work with an official lenape nonprofit and in their printed materials it's clear how much contempt for the christian church they deservedly have
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
you're the man now dog
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
beat em and eat em hd remaster
captpen.bsky.social (@captpen.bsky.social) reposted
Meet me in the pit
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
lol
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
never knew the john the baptist was jesus' cousin and that they had a vince carter/tracy mcgrady thing going on
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
definitely
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
he was gay perfectionist and founded a cult for his boy toy who died
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
would roman emperor hadrian have liked prog rock
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
this god guy has a lot of them
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
in deuteronomy, moses lists all the negative consequences yahweh will inflict on you for being an unfaithful jew and one of them is just "a guy will fuck your wife"
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
bright lights big city baby
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
taught my dog how to cast magic missile
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
Good. Open your mouth, and close your eyes...
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
yup!
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
[grasping infinity and the totality of existence] wow. this is crazy.
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
not sure but wild bird fund took it in
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
Hold still!
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
my posts are doing ironman numbers and i don't care anymore
“reba” (@reba.bsky.social) reposted
At age 31 a man used a high-pressure pneumatic grease-gun to inject his penis in the hope of increasing its girth. ⏪
oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted
The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
doing ahegao face when i unexpectedly sit in something wet
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
you haven't lived until you've foiled someone's ganking attempt on you in wow and they spend the next hour or so obsessively following you and unsuccessfully trying to get revenge
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
i'm glad it's christmas
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
I will kill you quickly.
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
i miss carlos boozer
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
So these three guys, a Nord, and Orc, and a Wood Elf, walk into the mead hall.... No. Wait. It was a DARK elf. I think....'
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
buddhism spread as an officially state sanctioned religion under the mauryas. india accounted for around 25 - 30% of the world's wealth in ancient times and again under the mughals. realizing the sheer extent by which partition was a horrifying bloodbath.
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
finished an audiobook on the history of india
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
do you need help little man
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
philosophical strip club bouncer..
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
meg white
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
meg white
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
blunt got me feeling like my masculine and feminine are in perfect balance
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
Growl!
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
will be moving on to take my deadbeat former roommate to court for the rest + money he owes me
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
got a settlement 🫡
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
events are occurring
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
also kills thousands of them for stuff like using the wrong censer during a ceremony
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
the gnostics demoting him to the demiurge is probably one of the rational decisions in christian thought
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
not a new observation or anything but it really is disconcerting how vicious and evil the god of the old testament is. like worse than i remember.
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
that one white boy who's really into sun ra
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
Don't stand so close. Khajiit smell you.
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
oracle of delphi gf
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
we're all gonna go to hooters and we're all gonna get laid
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
playing three 6 mafia to my kids while they're in the womb so they have a 5,000+ iq
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
i deserve a billion dollars
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
take the shot
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
i'm immortal and i will never die
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
i paid extra to get the wallpaper to pulsate and quiver
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
i love steel and various alloys
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
Growl!
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
at the very least, lot of stuff we'll only probably learn after he dies
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
remember in the last dance where they got to jordan's dad dying and he said that wasn't going to stop him because his mom taught him to always turn a negative into a positive
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
wow rip sean connery
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
i have the holy power sitting in my locker
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
in 1984 i was hospitalized for having an erection
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
bro we're doing a year abroad in lemuria
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
i could kick a gulper eel's ass
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
I don't care. Go away. Leave me alone.
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
tired of dragonflies eating my flesh
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
Sorry, friend, I like ladies.
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
I’ve got a bone for you. Come and get it!
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
bench pressing a new record of 200 lbs at the gym
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
leper gf
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
we picked up a groundhog that we thought maybe had roundworm but it turns out it probably ate a nugget of weed off the ground and is stoned
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
i think lympho was one of the first to reblog the account that posted it
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah i just saw it finally had a video uploaded to YouTube like two years ago.
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
i can't stop drinking oil
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
alright then, i'll go to biohell
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
former landlord is trying to stiff me on an unpaid security deposit worth up to nearly $3,000 so i'm going to take him to small claims court
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
Leave us alone, and we'll leave you alone. Okay?
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you for your service
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
the flirtatious gamer
Pobnellion (@pobnellion.com) reposted
i have a very sensitive spot for womens rights
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
contractor charging me ridiculous amounts to set up bottomless pits in my palace
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)
i have secreted the musk of yearning
morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted
I'm surprised the king has been killed. He seemed like the careful sort.
keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent
take care of yourself, it's nasty out there