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keith

@ne0scythian.bsky.social

roll me over and set me free

created July 21, 2023

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this always bugged me as a kid because why would frieza know that song

31/8/2025, 11:51:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there is menace in my every slouch and shrug

31/8/2025, 7:20:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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one of the funnier bits of reconciling with my college ex was seeing all the guys who had stopped interacting with me and continued talking to her on her facebook wall

31/8/2025, 6:43:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THAT HYPOCRITE GOONS TWELVE TIMES A DAY

31/8/2025, 6:28:37 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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fresh critterslop for the trough: a dekay's brownsnake we found in our garden

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29/8/2025, 10:24:12 PM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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all of you guys love it when i post some critterslop

29/8/2025, 3:37:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🛜📶 (@split.bsky.social) reposted

G͑̓a̼͟i̙ͧn̠̥iͮͮṉ̾g͜͟ ̤ͯa̦̺c̾ͦc̳̲e̤̿s͓̈s̬̭ ͭ͘ṱ̸o͂͠ ̎̿ṋ͏a̫ͨt̴͈u̔͂r̛͍e͖͌.̥ͯ

29/8/2025, 2:01:18 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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was pol pot a djinn

28/8/2025, 3:34:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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obama

27/8/2025, 6:05:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

Sigh.

24/8/2025, 9:30:07 AM | 27 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

lol

26/8/2025, 10:34:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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listening to MSI. i need to be put down.

26/8/2025, 9:23:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she came up to me because she could tell i was listening and had an hour long conversation with me about growing up in harlem in the 60s and how she hates trump. she said i was a sweetheart.

26/8/2025, 12:41:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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listening to an old lady in harlem talk about how her dad was friends with lucky luciano

25/8/2025, 11:08:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we work with an official lenape nonprofit and in their printed materials it's clear how much contempt for the christian church they deservedly have

25/8/2025, 7:17:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you're the man now dog

25/8/2025, 5:28:19 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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beat em and eat em hd remaster

25/8/2025, 4:30:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture captpen.bsky.social (@captpen.bsky.social) reposted

Meet me in the pit

25/8/2025, 3:26:15 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

lol

25/8/2025, 3:09:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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never knew the john the baptist was jesus' cousin and that they had a vince carter/tracy mcgrady thing going on

25/8/2025, 3:00:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

definitely

25/8/2025, 1:32:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

he was gay perfectionist and founded a cult for his boy toy who died

25/8/2025, 1:23:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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would roman emperor hadrian have liked prog rock

25/8/2025, 1:17:19 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

this god guy has a lot of them

23/8/2025, 8:30:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in deuteronomy, moses lists all the negative consequences yahweh will inflict on you for being an unfaithful jew and one of them is just "a guy will fuck your wife"

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23/8/2025, 8:12:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bright lights big city baby

23/8/2025, 2:08:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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new york...nothing like it

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23/8/2025, 2:02:44 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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taught my dog how to cast magic missile

22/8/2025, 8:25:27 PM | 27 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

Good. Open your mouth, and close your eyes...

20/7/2025, 2:30:07 PM | 48 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

yup!

21/8/2025, 9:00:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[grasping infinity and the totality of existence] wow. this is crazy.

21/8/2025, 8:09:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not sure but wild bird fund took it in

21/8/2025, 6:44:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

Hold still!

21/8/2025, 6:30:07 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social)

picked up a friend in need today

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21/8/2025, 4:35:14 PM | 89 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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my posts are doing ironman numbers and i don't care anymore

21/8/2025, 3:43:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “reba” (@reba.bsky.social) reposted

At age 31 a man used a high-pressure pneumatic grease-gun to inject his penis in the hope of increasing its girth. ⏪

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21/8/2025, 12:21:49 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted

The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet

20/8/2025, 7:25:17 PM | 175 26 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 6:23:43 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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doing ahegao face when i unexpectedly sit in something wet

20/8/2025, 5:10:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you haven't lived until you've foiled someone's ganking attempt on you in wow and they spend the next hour or so obsessively following you and unsuccessfully trying to get revenge

20/8/2025, 4:01:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm glad it's christmas

19/8/2025, 9:33:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

I will kill you quickly.

16/8/2025, 10:30:07 PM | 48 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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i miss carlos boozer

16/8/2025, 7:01:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

So these three guys, a Nord, and Orc, and a Wood Elf, walk into the mead hall.... No. Wait. It was a DARK elf. I think....'

16/8/2025, 6:30:07 AM | 24 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

buddhism spread as an officially state sanctioned religion under the mauryas. india accounted for around 25 - 30% of the world's wealth in ancient times and again under the mughals. realizing the sheer extent by which partition was a horrifying bloodbath.

15/8/2025, 9:50:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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finished an audiobook on the history of india

15/8/2025, 8:51:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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do you need help little man

15/8/2025, 2:23:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cutie

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14/8/2025, 8:51:34 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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philosophical strip club bouncer..

14/8/2025, 8:44:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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meg white

14/8/2025, 4:08:39 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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meg white

14/8/2025, 3:08:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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blunt got me feeling like my masculine and feminine are in perfect balance

13/8/2025, 10:22:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

Growl!

12/8/2025, 8:30:07 PM | 10 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

will be moving on to take my deadbeat former roommate to court for the rest + money he owes me

12/8/2025, 1:42:24 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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got a settlement 🫡

12/8/2025, 1:34:43 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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events are occurring

11/8/2025, 4:59:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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also kills thousands of them for stuff like using the wrong censer during a ceremony

10/8/2025, 6:56:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

the gnostics demoting him to the demiurge is probably one of the rational decisions in christian thought

10/8/2025, 6:52:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not a new observation or anything but it really is disconcerting how vicious and evil the god of the old testament is. like worse than i remember.

10/8/2025, 6:51:40 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that one white boy who's really into sun ra

10/8/2025, 6:16:55 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

Don't stand so close. Khajiit smell you.

8/8/2025, 6:30:06 PM | 35 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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oracle of delphi gf

8/8/2025, 8:07:57 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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we're all gonna go to hooters and we're all gonna get laid

7/8/2025, 8:23:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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playing three 6 mafia to my kids while they're in the womb so they have a 5,000+ iq

6/8/2025, 9:43:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you

6/8/2025, 8:08:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i deserve a billion dollars

6/8/2025, 8:07:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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take the shot

6/8/2025, 3:58:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm immortal and i will never die

5/8/2025, 3:01:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i paid extra to get the wallpaper to pulsate and quiver

26/7/2025, 3:07:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i love steel and various alloys

26/7/2025, 3:03:36 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

Growl!

26/7/2025, 1:30:06 PM | 10 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

at the very least, lot of stuff we'll only probably learn after he dies

26/7/2025, 2:15:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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remember in the last dance where they got to jordan's dad dying and he said that wasn't going to stop him because his mom taught him to always turn a negative into a positive

26/7/2025, 2:08:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wow rip sean connery

25/7/2025, 6:51:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have the holy power sitting in my locker

24/7/2025, 2:26:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in 1984 i was hospitalized for having an erection

20/7/2025, 3:46:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bro we're doing a year abroad in lemuria

19/7/2025, 2:31:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i could kick a gulper eel's ass

19/7/2025, 2:27:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

I don't care. Go away. Leave me alone.

17/7/2025, 9:30:07 PM | 54 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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tired of dragonflies eating my flesh

17/7/2025, 5:21:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

Sorry, friend, I like ladies.

9/7/2025, 12:30:06 AM | 38 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

I’ve got a bone for you. Come and get it!

14/7/2025, 2:30:06 AM | 46 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/7/2025, 1:15:33 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bench pressing a new record of 200 lbs at the gym

10/7/2025, 11:10:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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leper gf

10/7/2025, 8:51:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we picked up a groundhog that we thought maybe had roundworm but it turns out it probably ate a nugget of weed off the ground and is stoned

10/7/2025, 4:28:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

i think lympho was one of the first to reblog the account that posted it

10/7/2025, 3:33:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keith (@ne0scythian.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah i just saw it finally had a video uploaded to YouTube like two years ago.

10/7/2025, 2:50:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i can't stop drinking oil

10/7/2025, 2:36:23 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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alright then, i'll go to biohell

9/7/2025, 3:33:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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former landlord is trying to stiff me on an unpaid security deposit worth up to nearly $3,000 so i'm going to take him to small claims court

7/7/2025, 8:38:48 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

Leave us alone, and we'll leave you alone. Okay?

7/7/2025, 5:30:06 PM | 13 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you for your service

2/7/2025, 9:53:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the flirtatious gamer

2/7/2025, 9:53:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pobnellion (@pobnellion.com) reposted

i have a very sensitive spot for womens rights

3/7/2025, 3:04:23 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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contractor charging me ridiculous amounts to set up bottomless pits in my palace

1/7/2025, 9:29:42 PM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have secreted the musk of yearning

27/6/2025, 6:53:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

I'm surprised the king has been killed. He seemed like the careful sort.

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take care of yourself, it's nasty out there

23/6/2025, 10:50:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view