If it'd happened yesterday it'd have been fun as the anniversary would always be overshadowed by the death of Liz 2. I mean, I'm no monarchist, but she left a mark on the world. All 47 left was a stain.
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If it'd happened yesterday it'd have been fun as the anniversary would always be overshadowed by the death of Liz 2. I mean, I'm no monarchist, but she left a mark on the world. All 47 left was a stain.
Why is Linehan given a sit down interview? Is it now BBC practice to allow accused criminals to put their point across while the case is ongoing?
Everyone's phones just made them shit themselves, right? #EmergencyAlert
Whenever you feel like a terrible person, remember that someone invented the mobile game ad that you had to close three times before the thing finally fucking closes... and they were paid to do so.
Genuinely never thought I'd grow up to utterly, truly loathe Saturdays.
FUCK MICROSOFT FOR CANCELLING #EVERWILD
Honking endorsement for Farage, Johnson et la, without a moment’s reflection that 10 years of UKIPified Tory govt created the mess they’re railing about — booming benefits bills, bond market routs, immigration surges, trade slump and investment slumps. Bring back Boris and Nadine! That’ll fix it. 🙈
There are multiple possible definitions of the word 'fucking,' and the statement would still be true for all of those definitions.
Everyone is rushing to defend Graham Linehan as some martyr to free speech but don't actually state what he tweeted. He explicitly called for people to violently assault trans women in the bathroom. In another instance, he cyberstalked a trans minor. He's legitimately a danger to trans people.
CAN YOU IMAGINE CALLING FOR SOMEONE TO BE ARRESTED FOR A TWEET?!?!
Irish Eddie Guerrero is already one of my favourites #GBBO
If the category was 'Family Guy episodes' he'd be laughing #pointless
#TIL that one of the two boys from the 'Accrington Stanley' 1980s milk advert went on to have a moderately successful acting career, while the other went to prison for life for murder.
youtu.be/6m0gyoUvFFc?... Quite possibly the single least dignified attempt to get through a level crossing in the history of rail travel.
I'm not sure what the solution is when you hate weekends but hate weekdays considerably more.
Got my funeral dirge lined up and ready to go at any second. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjAM...
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's a lovely island paradise, but still...
115 different people have won at least one Formula 1 grand prix, and of them, 113 were born in the 20th century.
Pelia has rapidly become one of my all-time favourite Star Trek characters. It helps that Carol Kane is obviously having an absolute whale of a time. :-D #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds
Monte Carlo this week, then? #DestinationX
I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees. No refugee underfunded a school. No refugee closed a hospital. No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled. We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
#TIL the Gummi Bears theme tune was sung by the son of John Williams (aka John 'composer of about 2 million truly great movie soundtracks' Williams).
New unique injury unlocked: scratched off part of nipple.
Inspired by #DestinationX I went to look at the famous Leaning Tower of Pisa on Google Street View. Then I turned the camera around and was greeted by this fucking thing. www.google.com/maps/@43.722...
So has anyone NOT guessed Pisa yet, then? #DestinationX
In wplace there is an Eefo bridge that stretches halfway from Blackpool to Ireland. #hermitcraft #wplace
Update
I wish JK Rowling a rotating 2 our of 3 combination of a nasty head cold, norovirus and generalised muscular pain.
Update: still don't like it.
'Oh well if you try it you might find you like it.' Meanwhile, me:
I *hate* Chinese food. I always have. I can't explain why, but even the smell of it makes me feel unwell. My family know this and will often criticise me for this but have generally come to accept it. Tonight's dinner:
The BO of the other people on this bus is causing me to disassociate. :-/
On today's episode of 'things I didn't realise merited their own Wikipedia page,' we have Russell Crowe's jockstrap. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell...
Update: just battered the bastard with the heel of my other foot. Again.
Ow
New candidate for the most passive-aggressive road sign ever just dropped. www.google.com/maps/@53.244...
Even by Japanese alternative rock standards, this is maybe a little TOO alternative. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC1Z...
I assume we're all thinking the same thing? #PointlessCelebrities
Then again, I did once destroy a chair in the office where I work through the sheer percussive force of my arse, so in hindsight it could be much worse.
I do genuinely love my office chair, but over the years the cushion's gone so flat that my genitals go VERY numb if I sit in the same position for too long at a time.
Sounds like her problem is more to do with faulty thought-producing equipment.
You can't simply expect the world to hand you the solution to all of your problems on a silver platter. You can, however, always rely on it to deliver a swift kick to the soft parts completely at random and without warning.
Police have not named Tommy Robinson after arresting him. They would only confirm that a 42 year old, four foot tall, angry racist dickhead was in custody.
Bold of you to assume he has any clue what he's saying.
There is no such thing as God or Satan. There is no such thing as heaven or hell. Sin is an entirely man-made concept solely designed to control people. Religions exist solely to control people. All there is is what exists here and now. Be kind to people for people, not some imaginary sky man.
Another find from the BBC Genome project, a preview image of Top Gear with possibly the most Top Gear-y imagery imaginable.
getting ready for my trip to Birmingham tomorrow by listening to Ocean Colour Scene, because of course. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIhF...
I wonder if the writer of this week's #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds realises that calling a character 'Tony Hart' is to Brits what calling a character 'Bob Ross' would be to Americans
Elimination game shows just can't help having a Nasty Nick, can they? #DestinationX
Clearly cold tyres is the solution, somehow. #LondonEPrix #FormulaE
It says something that while I work in a truly mind-numbing job, Saturdays are by some distance my least favourite day of the week.
Also maybe tomorrow do the burnouts outside before going to the grid. #LondonEPrix #FormulaE
Has lap 1 ever not been chaotic at the #LondonEPrix ? #FormulaE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4D... Eerily accurate representation of what it's like as an autistic person when trying to follow a conversation in a noisy pub.
'This is for the girls who'd just been murdered' It never was. IT NEVER WAS. Using their tragic deaths as an excuse to perpetrate the hatred they'd always wanted to. That's all the far right cared about. Not the girls. #OneDayInSouthport
#OneDayInSouthport is yet another hard watch from Channel 4 but something people needs to watch. Cunts like Farage, Tate and Yaxley-Lennon are a cancer to society and it just shows how easily people can be provoked to pure and unjustified hatred.
#RIPOzzyOsbourne :'-(
Lol jk, there's no way I'm still going to be alive in 2050 :-D
BBC: 'people who retire in 2050 are projected to be worse off than pensioners today' Me: TURNING FUCKING 67 IN 2050.
Also, CJ De Mooi once gave me a lift to Bristol Temple Meads Station in his Merc.
Jeremy Kyle once glared at me through a window like I was something he scraped off the bottom of his shoe. Proof that he wasn't putting on an act on his show.
Do people who apply for #BlanketyBlank actually know they're applying to be on it?
BOSSED IT! #TheHitList
Okay, the latest episode of #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds ... I both was and wasn't expecting to hear THAT voice and was very pleased to do so :-D
#RIPFelixBaumgartner :-( I remember watching the Red Bull Stratos skydive live, it was one of the most incredible things I'd ever seen.
In todays edition of 'mobile game ads that don't fill me with confidence' we have:
Well that gamertag is a... choice. #xbox #ForzaHorizon5
This race woke up a bit then. #BerlinePrix #FormulaE
I feel the urge to clarify here that I was 8 in 1991 and can definitely remember Simon Parkin (he's always larkin') and Philippa Forrester from CBBC (and not just Robot Wars for the latter). Cannot remember the third presenter at all from that time.
Following on from an unfortunate Boxing Day 1989 is this... awkward in hindsight presenter listing from Christmas Eve 1991.
HULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK! #BritishGrandPrix #F1
Sometimes I need reminding that the twattish elements of my homeland really are a minority.
There are clearly more than four letters in the blacked out word, so my first couple of dozen suggestions are out.
Just reached the episode where Betty White bludgeons Leslie Jordan to death with a frying pan. This show is definitely something else. #DennyCrane
BTW I think my feet have started to decompose.
This is how I command a starship.
This is my new Google Street View find, just down the road from where I live. The utter contrast between the decal and the 'car' it's stuck to is just brilliant :-D www.google.com/maps/@53.180...
Put the fire stick on for your elderly mum andd she's happy for an evening. Teach her how to use it and this happens: #BostonLegal #AlanShore #DennyCrane #DennyCrane #DennyCrane
If only there were half the outrage over Israeli soldiers shooting starving people queuing for food as there has been towards some rappers mouthing off at Glastonbury, we'd be in a very different place
Some people spend their Saturday evenings going out and having fun. Me:
It wouldn't be a grand prix weekend without a middle aged Scottish guy in a pair of too small white trousers #AustriaGP #C4F1
This.
As of today, there have been as many Countdown series champions crowned after me than there were before me. (Technically more due to the Supreme Championship, but never mind that for now)
I realise Magnum minis are, well, mini, but I would've at least expected more ice cream than stick.
Like. A. Boss. #BridgeOfLies
That. Was. Fucking. Brutal. #TheHitList
I think you've got a hell of a ratio on this post.
Definitely one of the better TV credits on Wikipedia.
Apparently the main criticism of Bluesky is that "everyone is nice" and "there isn't any pushback." "It's an echo chamber." X is a hellhole, populated with far too many far right wing MAGA people, including the sociopathic, drug addicted, narcissistic owner. I'll take Bluesky.
Today in 'wtf mobile ads' we have...
“Tel Aviv isn’t safe”. Imagine if all the borders were shut and Israelis were told to go north. No, south. No, north. No, south. By foot. Carrying all their belongings. Carrying their children. While dodging snipers. As 2000lb bunker bombs were dropping. For 77 years.
Breaking: Lawrence Stroll gets pissed off with his son for crashing and replaces him at Aston Martin with Jamie Chadwick for the rest of the season #F1 #CanadianGP #CanadianGrandPrix
Dunno who needs to hear this, but you are special, you are loved and the world is better for your presence.
I know this is how modern TV works, but it's mad to think about it: TNG- 178 episodes. DS9- 176 episodes. VOY- 172 episodes. SNW- 46 episodes. You could watch the entire run of SNW four times in the time it'd otherwise take to watch all of TNG and the four TNG movies.
When this happens, PUT. THE. FUCKING. EPISODE. ON. IPLAYER.
'These games are long and drawn out, aren't they?' Especially for those of us waiting for #HouseOfGames .
Is part of the application process for this show being as stoned as possible? #BlanketyBlank
