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In Britain they refer to the right as "the left" and vise versa, much like their car lane system being inverted.
music artist nelward www.nelward.com
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In Britain they refer to the right as "the left" and vise versa, much like their car lane system being inverted.
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$100,000 dollars is a ridiculous income to have. The left ought to focus on them, because they are way more of them then billionaire's.
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I am BEGGING liberals to stop appropriating Benson Boone.
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piers morgan should rebrand as a Nintendo youtuber
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don't know much about history. don't know much about science book. but I do know this:
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I better not see any USED CONDOMS laying around... I will eat them! #punishment
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The left does not need its own Joe Rogan. A smooth headed man with no heart to speak of, engages in hate on the reg sharing books about No Vaccine? Count me out man. Count me out, man.
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so much hopium on my feed jfc. all the same people who were 100% kamala would win.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
the ever present mysteries of Voldemort will always remain a mystery... who is he? and what be his motives?
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
giuliani was involved in an unfortunate curb stomping accident. I bet all of you who have criticized him in any way in the past feel very stupid right now.
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i will not huff any hopium regarding the ailing health of insidious members of our government. when it happens it happens.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
mac demarco's new album is fascinatingly boring. like obviously he knew all the songs sound the same, you have to accept it on its terms
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
the advent of AI music has inspired me to make the most original music I can possibly make while still enjoying it, something that AI could not make in 1 million years. idk when its coming out tho!
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
my problematic roommate is FORCING me to do the dishes. how do I call the national guard?
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human beings did not evolve from rocks. I refuse to believe that.
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We're all Sydney Sweeney today
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My parents gave me "the talk" about the birds and the bees but I discarded it from my memory because it wasn't beneficial to my long term success.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
"all leftists are the same" no, there are many different types of leftists. Whole Foods leftists, Doordash leftists, Joe Biden leftists. Don't paint us with a broad brush.
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I thought this was hilarious
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"needs to be studied" is a cringe slop phrase that I find incredibly reddit
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idk what this is but if the next mario game had this art style (minus the framerate) I would lose my shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwIG...
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I want to play more DK bananza but when I play video games for too long it makes my thumbs flare up. yeah, ive been to a physical therapist and all that for it the only thing that really treats it is taking a gaming break.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
I can't stand how kids today would rather play outside then pick up their damn phone.
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I'm ashamed to admit I've only called the police 4 times this week
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the man with the most beautiful voice rapped in the New York subway for 4 hours straight, and no one listened. this is so sad.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
take heed: you have stepped into a COMMON SENSE zone. turn away if you dont like seeing someone TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
todays forecast, for those reading my feed: Heavy Rain, with a Torrential Downpour of Common Sense
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I bet this hits really hard if you're a stinker
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I don't care about history, I don't care about psychology, don't care about anthropology when are the people going to wake up, start asking questions solve the real mystery
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
I should have gone into accounting instead of music, the way I hold these folk accountable
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"thats the challenge we face. to read without reading, to speak without speaking, to know without knowing." - me
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
I wish my cities downtown had a rollercoaster on top
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mcdohads should sell turkey legs! @mcdonalds.bsky.social
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Ladies all this performative male stuff bothers me too
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
today my life was saved by a performative male
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they lost me when they abandoned flip books. no cap.
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YES
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
Let's dispel the myth that Ozzy Osbourne had long hair. He had short hair, styled in a crew cut and he loved his country.
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are we in communism? Siri play Creed-higher
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Film as a medium itself is incredibly woke. A series of images played in short succession? It's so woke it makes me sick.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
the key to a great guitar player is a warm smile. I feel like this is oft forgotten in today's guitar landscape.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
magic - an illusion? or is something else greater at work? only the greats (Copperfield, Houdini) know the truth...
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my favorite music is sitars, bagpipes, and harmonicas all playing the entire time with relentless blastbeats behind them
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
it takes courage these days to stand for nothing
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
despite my lackadaisical pfp IRL I look like a young newt gingrich with face tats. Muscles bulging so huge you cant even see them. do NOT talk shit on me online lmao
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
have any God fearing patriots considered simply paying off the national debt? I can start a gofundme
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
everybody misunderestimates my GENIIS. Dont they know they are talking to a legned?
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from then on, he was known to close associates as "Hunter Burden". because carrying the pain of that slap was his b*rden,.
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as a boy, Hunter Biden watched as W*ll Smith slapped Chris Rock on the Oscars stage. and we wonder why he's so fucked up...
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
Currently hiring for an internship. 15+ experience with genAI required.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
My toxic roommate always complains that I don't clean up after myself. How very reddit of him.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
The powers that be scoff at the wide-eyed idealism of the baby boomer generation - call me crazy, but I think they have a real chance at making this world a better place.
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We will find out when the decision is made.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
Who will be the next James Bond? Only time will tell.
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Childhood is when you idolize homer... Adulthood is when Bart starts making sense
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
Thinking about an old James rolfe video where evolution came up and Mike matei said "I'm not sure if that shits fuckin true or whatever"
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we need to support them to ensure the logo is not changed back. consider it mutual aid.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
if you even vaguely consider yourself a leftist you need to be eating at cracker barrel right now. We need ALL HANDS ON DECK. Cracker barrel has always stood for equal rights for all. this latest logo change exemplifies that.
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I will not be silent on this.
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yes. I have an acquaintance who I have been in close contact with for 15 years. is he my friend? No. Not yet.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
cr*cker b*rrell was my comfort brand. now I dont even recognize them.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
Never underestimate the mysteries of Ouija
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
everyone who does things that I wouldn't do myself is being performative
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
the blame lies squarely with evil for the ills we face
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
when you are criticized by literally everyone that is a sign you are doing something right
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
I wasted all my life savings on Hawk Tuah coin. So you can bet when I found out that "Hawk Tuah" is a sex reference, I was deeply disappointed.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
Post art: 1 likes Post big tit: 100 likes this is the society.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
Fun fact: "hawk Tuah" is actuLly a reference to sex.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
I'm not gonna lie... chappel roan is giving pop music
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I'm on here to hold artists accountable
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AI stands for "American Innovation"
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
CRACKERBARRELL WHY WHY DID YOU DO IT
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I definitely find 2010s era insular academic language to be annoying but some of these examples are ridiculous. "Food/housing insecurity"? "Overton window"? "Stakeholders"?
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
I used to play the part of the fool... So I turned that around. I'm the talk of the town!
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Oh! This will go good on my salad. Oh!
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
french fries? Don't mind if I do... 😏
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
In college, I worked at @crackerbarrell.bsky.social in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
I could have died on 9/11 if I was on that plane. It's personal for me.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
We get no s*ng of the s*mmer, cracker barrel changed their logo, and to top it off? Will smith just slapped Chris rock. F*ck my big chungus life.
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
I've never really liked star wars. I don't really watch the movies much at all but I do enjoy watching YouTube videos of people talking about them
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why is no one talking about the cracker barrell logo change?
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dude that would make me so upset
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I've been saying this
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We Democrats need to figure out exactly what is is we stand for. Opposition to this cracker barrel logo change is a good start.
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Is it over for bro?
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Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
the issue of fairness in sports wasn't important to me until I had some real life experience. Ever since I got dunked on, destroyed, and demolished in 1v1 basketball with a kid, I found it incredibly unfair that I had to live with the embarrassment as everyone watched and laughed
Whole Foods Leftist (@nelward.bsky.social)
I'd love to see the look on their faces when Doug Walker, the Nostalgia Critic calmly dismantles their flawed arguments one by one.