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music artist nelward www.nelward.com

created August 24, 2023

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In Britain they refer to the right as "the left" and vise versa, much like their car lane system being inverted.

2/9/2025, 5:04:13 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$100,000 dollars is a ridiculous income to have. The left ought to focus on them, because they are way more of them then billionaire's.

2/9/2025, 4:53:20 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am BEGGING liberals to stop appropriating Benson Boone.

2/9/2025, 4:51:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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piers morgan should rebrand as a Nintendo youtuber

2/9/2025, 4:16:30 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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don't know much about history. don't know much about science book. but I do know this:

2/9/2025, 3:37:13 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I better not see any USED CONDOMS laying around... I will eat them! #punishment

2/9/2025, 3:23:10 PM | 27 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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The left does not need its own Joe Rogan. A smooth headed man with no heart to speak of, engages in hate on the reg sharing books about No Vaccine? Count me out man. Count me out, man.

2/9/2025, 2:53:41 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:40:14 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so much hopium on my feed jfc. all the same people who were 100% kamala would win.

2/9/2025, 1:16:39 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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the ever present mysteries of Voldemort will always remain a mystery... who is he? and what be his motives?

2/9/2025, 1:16:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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giuliani was involved in an unfortunate curb stomping accident. I bet all of you who have criticized him in any way in the past feel very stupid right now.

1/9/2025, 6:23:02 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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i will not huff any hopium regarding the ailing health of insidious members of our government. when it happens it happens.

1/9/2025, 4:17:46 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mac demarco's new album is fascinatingly boring. like obviously he knew all the songs sound the same, you have to accept it on its terms

1/9/2025, 3:39:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the advent of AI music has inspired me to make the most original music I can possibly make while still enjoying it, something that AI could not make in 1 million years. idk when its coming out tho!

1/9/2025, 3:32:54 PM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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my problematic roommate is FORCING me to do the dishes. how do I call the national guard?

1/9/2025, 3:20:53 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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human beings did not evolve from rocks. I refuse to believe that.

1/9/2025, 3:15:09 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're all Sydney Sweeney today

31/8/2025, 10:38:41 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My parents gave me "the talk" about the birds and the bees but I discarded it from my memory because it wasn't beneficial to my long term success.

31/8/2025, 6:02:37 PM | 28 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:02:39 PM | 38 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:33:55 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"all leftists are the same" no, there are many different types of leftists. Whole Foods leftists, Doordash leftists, Joe Biden leftists. Don't paint us with a broad brush.

31/8/2025, 1:25:02 PM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought this was hilarious

31/8/2025, 12:47:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:32:24 AM | 52 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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"needs to be studied" is a cringe slop phrase that I find incredibly reddit

30/8/2025, 7:11:35 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was 9/11 for the online boomer guitar community

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30/8/2025, 5:37:11 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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idk what this is but if the next mario game had this art style (minus the framerate) I would lose my shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwIG...

30/8/2025, 1:37:36 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to play more DK bananza but when I play video games for too long it makes my thumbs flare up. yeah, ive been to a physical therapist and all that for it the only thing that really treats it is taking a gaming break.

30/8/2025, 1:31:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't stand how kids today would rather play outside then pick up their damn phone.

29/8/2025, 10:52:05 PM | 29 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 6:09:54 PM | 44 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm ashamed to admit I've only called the police 4 times this week

28/8/2025, 1:56:55 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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the man with the most beautiful voice rapped in the New York subway for 4 hours straight, and no one listened. this is so sad.

28/8/2025, 1:36:43 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 1:14:41 AM | 77 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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take heed: you have stepped into a COMMON SENSE zone. turn away if you dont like seeing someone TELL IT LIKE IT IS.

27/8/2025, 10:36:23 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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todays forecast, for those reading my feed: Heavy Rain, with a Torrential Downpour of Common Sense

27/8/2025, 5:18:09 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet this hits really hard if you're a stinker

27/8/2025, 4:35:22 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:55:06 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't care about history, I don't care about psychology, don't care about anthropology when are the people going to wake up, start asking questions solve the real mystery

27/8/2025, 2:28:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I should have gone into accounting instead of music, the way I hold these folk accountable

27/8/2025, 2:09:05 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"thats the challenge we face. to read without reading, to speak without speaking, to know without knowing." - me

27/8/2025, 2:06:58 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish my cities downtown had a rollercoaster on top

27/8/2025, 1:17:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mcdohads should sell turkey legs! @mcdonalds.bsky.social

27/8/2025, 1:08:14 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ladies all this performative male stuff bothers me too

26/8/2025, 11:37:14 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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today my life was saved by a performative male

26/8/2025, 10:03:29 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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they lost me when they abandoned flip books. no cap.

26/8/2025, 4:56:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YES

26/8/2025, 4:55:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's dispel the myth that Ozzy Osbourne had long hair. He had short hair, styled in a crew cut and he loved his country.

26/8/2025, 3:17:04 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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hes so silly lmao!

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26/8/2025, 2:30:47 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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are we in communism? Siri play Creed-higher

26/8/2025, 2:29:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Film as a medium itself is incredibly woke. A series of images played in short succession? It's so woke it makes me sick.

26/8/2025, 2:17:03 PM | 26 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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the key to a great guitar player is a warm smile. I feel like this is oft forgotten in today's guitar landscape.

26/8/2025, 1:15:22 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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magic - an illusion? or is something else greater at work? only the greats (Copperfield, Houdini) know the truth...

26/8/2025, 12:38:20 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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my favorite music is sitars, bagpipes, and harmonicas all playing the entire time with relentless blastbeats behind them

25/8/2025, 8:38:56 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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it takes courage these days to stand for nothing

25/8/2025, 8:38:01 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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despite my lackadaisical pfp IRL I look like a young newt gingrich with face tats. Muscles bulging so huge you cant even see them. do NOT talk shit on me online lmao

25/8/2025, 8:36:18 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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have any God fearing patriots considered simply paying off the national debt? I can start a gofundme

25/8/2025, 1:30:53 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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everybody misunderestimates my GENIIS. Dont they know they are talking to a legned?

25/8/2025, 1:12:02 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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from then on, he was known to close associates as "Hunter Burden". because carrying the pain of that slap was his b*rden,.

25/8/2025, 1:01:20 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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as a boy, Hunter Biden watched as W*ll Smith slapped Chris Rock on the Oscars stage. and we wonder why he's so fucked up...

25/8/2025, 12:52:00 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Currently hiring for an internship. 15+ experience with genAI required.

25/8/2025, 12:37:33 AM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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My toxic roommate always complains that I don't clean up after myself. How very reddit of him.

24/8/2025, 11:12:10 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The powers that be scoff at the wide-eyed idealism of the baby boomer generation - call me crazy, but I think they have a real chance at making this world a better place.

24/8/2025, 11:07:25 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We will find out when the decision is made.

24/8/2025, 8:59:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who will be the next James Bond? Only time will tell.

24/8/2025, 8:57:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was a riveting performance.

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24/8/2025, 8:23:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 3:39:37 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 3:34:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Childhood is when you idolize homer... Adulthood is when Bart starts making sense

24/8/2025, 3:08:32 PM | 38 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thinking about an old James rolfe video where evolution came up and Mike matei said "I'm not sure if that shits fuckin true or whatever"

24/8/2025, 3:03:34 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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we need to support them to ensure the logo is not changed back. consider it mutual aid.

24/8/2025, 2:31:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if you even vaguely consider yourself a leftist you need to be eating at cracker barrel right now. We need ALL HANDS ON DECK. Cracker barrel has always stood for equal rights for all. this latest logo change exemplifies that.

24/8/2025, 2:30:51 PM | 24 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will not be silent on this.

24/8/2025, 1:55:40 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes. I have an acquaintance who I have been in close contact with for 15 years. is he my friend? No. Not yet.

24/8/2025, 1:50:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cr*cker b*rrell was my comfort brand. now I dont even recognize them.

24/8/2025, 1:49:25 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never underestimate the mysteries of Ouija

23/8/2025, 10:54:37 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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everyone who does things that I wouldn't do myself is being performative

23/8/2025, 10:26:15 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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the blame lies squarely with evil for the ills we face

23/8/2025, 10:15:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when you are criticized by literally everyone that is a sign you are doing something right

23/8/2025, 9:49:02 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wasted all my life savings on Hawk Tuah coin. So you can bet when I found out that "Hawk Tuah" is a sex reference, I was deeply disappointed.

23/8/2025, 6:11:27 PM | 40 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post art: 1 likes Post big tit: 100 likes this is the society.

23/8/2025, 5:20:07 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fun fact: "hawk Tuah" is actuLly a reference to sex.

23/8/2025, 5:10:21 PM | 39 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not gonna lie... chappel roan is giving pop music

23/8/2025, 4:50:07 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm on here to hold artists accountable

23/8/2025, 2:50:36 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI stands for "American Innovation"

23/8/2025, 2:29:22 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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CRACKERBARRELL WHY WHY DID YOU DO IT

23/8/2025, 2:26:03 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I definitely find 2010s era insular academic language to be annoying but some of these examples are ridiculous. "Food/housing insecurity"? "Overton window"? "Stakeholders"?

23/8/2025, 1:40:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to play the part of the fool... So I turned that around. I'm the talk of the town!

23/8/2025, 1:30:09 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh! This will go good on my salad. Oh!

23/8/2025, 1:29:35 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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french fries? Don't mind if I do... 😏

23/8/2025, 12:35:00 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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In college, I worked at @crackerbarrell.bsky.social in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot.

22/8/2025, 11:02:52 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I could have died on 9/11 if I was on that plane. It's personal for me.

22/8/2025, 9:45:12 PM | 44 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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We get no s*ng of the s*mmer, cracker barrel changed their logo, and to top it off? Will smith just slapped Chris rock. F*ck my big chungus life.

22/8/2025, 8:33:19 PM | 60 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've never really liked star wars. I don't really watch the movies much at all but I do enjoy watching YouTube videos of people talking about them

22/8/2025, 7:51:37 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why is no one talking about the cracker barrell logo change?

22/8/2025, 2:41:31 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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dude that would make me so upset

22/8/2025, 1:34:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been saying this

22/8/2025, 1:21:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We Democrats need to figure out exactly what is is we stand for. Opposition to this cracker barrel logo change is a good start.

22/8/2025, 1:18:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it over for bro?

21/8/2025, 6:54:37 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 5:36:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the issue of fairness in sports wasn't important to me until I had some real life experience. Ever since I got dunked on, destroyed, and demolished in 1v1 basketball with a kid, I found it incredibly unfair that I had to live with the embarrassment as everyone watched and laughed

20/8/2025, 1:21:28 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd love to see the look on their faces when Doug Walker, the Nostalgia Critic calmly dismantles their flawed arguments one by one.

20/8/2025, 12:45:05 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view