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I am a Linux administrator at a large, Midwestern University. My phone number is 420-8647 πŸ˜‰. I have opinions.

created October 5, 2023

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I think she didn't get along with the principal. Also she has a habit of not getting to work on time, and that may have played a role in the kerfuffle. Glad it isn't my concern anymore. 🀷

1/9/2025, 4:05:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake.

1/9/2025, 2:46:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's "Labor Day." Down here in the States we steal the "u" -- that's how we can spell 'Murica. (Seriously -- hope you're having a splendid weekend. I fired up the Harley yesterday. Cheers!)

1/9/2025, 1:44:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, really? I thought we were at waning crescent. (Maybe I should leave my garage and go look...) also, cheers!

1/9/2025, 1:40:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, JDubs -- this was the first time I was on the radio ball. a) I didn't work at C.O's unless they were having a staff party and b) Scott apparently doesn't know I'm an *actual* alcoholic. Oops. @jillinois.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 12:31:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, know how FB often offers up random stuff? It let me know you made a "new" friend last week. I literally laughed out loud. (Apparently she quit Edison and is going to Urbana CUSD. Em fills me in even though I really don't care. Anyway, just funny... 🀣🀣🀣)

1/9/2025, 12:22:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A kid named Scott Struber who was on WPGU and was also the head DJ at C.O. Daniel's is a sub DJ on DC101, a modern rock -ish station that I listen to on the Alexa ball in the garage. I leave him voice messages in their app just to give him a hard time.

31/8/2025, 7:37:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG I was just on the radio in DC. Hilarious to hear my own voice as I'm smoking in the garage.

31/8/2025, 6:15:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think MMA is idiotic. Letting chickens fight is illegal. How is battery between people legal, whether they are willing participants or not?

31/8/2025, 5:36:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate the song "Boys of Summer" and the re-make is even worse.

31/8/2025, 5:14:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have something I need to admit. I have had a man-crush on Kirk Herbstreit for many years. And his dogs.

31/8/2025, 4:55:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It does. Have to input TV provider.

31/8/2025, 3:56:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's on USA network. 0-0 21:45.

31/8/2025, 3:52:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Read a book called "Fatherland" back in the day where the backdrop was Hitler having won the war. Again, yikes.

31/8/2025, 3:27:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shorter drive at least? 🀣

31/8/2025, 2:52:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fascism.

31/8/2025, 2:48:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Springfield? ;) What a wonderful day for it! Enjoy!

31/8/2025, 2:43:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at all those brave folks riding their bikes -- do they know they're in a war zone? (Seriously though -- I love it! Hope you have a great day Maralyn!)

31/8/2025, 2:40:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It looks horrible. Why would anyone visit or live there?

31/8/2025, 2:38:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have never understood the fascination people have with the "band" Oasis. Two whiny songs, drama, "we're bigger that the Beatles," yada yada yada. Fucking childish entitled pricks.

31/8/2025, 3:55:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So fucking annoyed right now. "I have friends all across the political spectrum." Your friends on the right are fascists. Trump is a fascist. We are losing our republic to fascism. It's idiotic.

31/8/2025, 3:37:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy 4:20!

30/8/2025, 9:21:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohio State's quarterback is named Julian Sayin. His parents would have been funnier if they had named him Justin. I mean, just sayin'...

30/8/2025, 5:14:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Illini winners 52-3! πŸ§‘πŸ’™

30/8/2025, 3:59:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminder that computer consoles don't ever just have constant shit scrolling by at high speed like they do on TV.

26/8/2025, 3:00:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aww. American Science and Surplus is closing up shop. That sucks. Sciplus.com

25/8/2025, 11:26:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I posted a photo to Facebook years ago of a tree line behind a recently-picked cornfield with the caption "wily coyote." There was no coyote in the photo. I'm mean, but really, I'm also quite hilarious.

25/8/2025, 6:10:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like John Street will be open again soon.

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25/8/2025, 5:33:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're excited too, Chancellor Isbell! Welcome to campus! πŸ§‘πŸ’™ #Illinois www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWTI...

25/8/2025, 4:20:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"There was a palpability in the air." Wait, wut? Sportscasters are the best.

24/8/2025, 2:03:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You want to make things right with Native Americans? GIVE THEM THEIR FUCKING LAND BACK. Not willing to do that? Shut the fuck up then.

23/8/2025, 4:50:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heh. Bait taken. And now JayRoe has threatened to sue me too. Folks need to realize that far left-wing assholes can be just as dangerous as far-right assholes.

23/8/2025, 3:18:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yay! Asshole Jay Rosenstein took the bait and of course threatened to sue me. He is such a prick.

23/8/2025, 3:01:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheers! I'm making bad decisions this weekend. Hope the flower works! Also, dog butt.

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22/8/2025, 9:25:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Friday 4:20! 🚬 What a fucking week... 🍺🍺

22/8/2025, 9:20:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn, JayRoe didn't take the bait. I went w/the bathroom thing -- maybe should have gone w/the Gaza thing? My brilliant liberal hippie daughter often says that the political spectrum is a circle. Rosenstein is one of those people that has gone SO far left that he's closer to a nazi than a socialist.

22/8/2025, 3:08:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same! Recently I discovered "ubuntu-drivers list" which shows which driver is recommended, and that seems to be the way.

21/8/2025, 10:30:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come on, #Ubuntu overlords. Bless me with a working GPU system in the next few hours. Please? #Linux

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21/8/2025, 7:33:50 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boy it sure is refreshing, isn't it!

21/8/2025, 3:40:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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zOMG Jay Rosenstein absolutely teed up a slow fastball for me this morning, and I'm going to blast it out of the park. Do I go with the "you're a Zionist who supports the genocide in Gaza" or the standard "you're the one that followed a Native American STUDENT into a public bathroom while FILMING."

21/8/2025, 3:27:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny, I'm an old white hippie and I could still beat that guy's ass.

20/8/2025, 5:46:09 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My grandson is at the zoo in St. Louis today, and the kids keep sending photos of him and OMG this super duper "thinks he's a tough guy" grandfather is absolutely melting. πŸ§‘πŸ’™

20/8/2025, 5:09:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With all this baloney "A.I." (it's definitely artificial and is definitely NOT "intelligence") why the hell can't Google return results in order by date and relevance? If I search for "University of Illinois Quad Day" why on Earth would I get any results about "Quad Day 2021!" near the top?

20/8/2025, 4:58:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100%, and what's the point of going backwards?

20/8/2025, 1:15:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm assuming the City of Champaign will use day two of campus move-in to re-stripe Green Street (our main campustown thoroughfare).

19/8/2025, 2:08:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, *last* Monday would have been better. Or the Monday before that, or ....

18/8/2025, 8:24:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Standing in the datacenter, freezing my butt off, watching an Ubuntu 22 install roll down a screen and literally had an epiphany that instead of watching, I could go stand across the street and have a smoke. Brilliant! #Ubuntu #Linux

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18/8/2025, 8:22:54 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, how stupid to be doing this TODAY.

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18/8/2025, 7:37:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Illini-Alert Emergency. There is a chemical spill in the Boneyard Creek near the 1100 block of W. Green street. Avoid area." A city name would be helpful. 1100 W. Green* in Urbana is by Loomis Laboratory and 1100 W. Green in Champaign is like two miles west off campus. (*I'm sure it's this one....)

18/8/2025, 5:53:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So today is the start of official student move-in at the University of Illinois. It's an absolute clusterfuck around campus. Somebody, however, thought today -- TODAY -- would be a great day to repaint the road stripes on Wright Street between Springfield and the Main Library. Today. Seriously?

18/8/2025, 5:38:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But, Illinois. Trump is scared of JB. Good. ;)

18/8/2025, 12:56:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just punch them in the face.

18/8/2025, 12:51:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope. I truly hope. Uphold the Constitution when the time comes. Please. It comes first, not the President. Signed, "Worried in Urbana (IL, US)"

17/8/2025, 9:35:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lodged corn that bad just from the wind? Not questioning -- just asking. When Western Corn Rootworm are bad, a breeze can lodge corn. (Yes, I know I'm not that kind of scientist but I worked for some field crop entomologists....) πŸ˜‰

17/8/2025, 9:31:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100 fucking percent. Slava Ukraine!

17/8/2025, 9:28:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of my college buddies is on the air (he's a sub) on a major radio station in D.C. right now. It's so hard for me not to fuck with him. Imma use the iHeartRadio talk back thing to request "Smoke Two Joints." Wish me luck. 🚬

17/8/2025, 8:45:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no Santa Claus. Or other. 🀷

17/8/2025, 8:40:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eh, meatball subs are too tasty. I'd throw a tuna sandwich. With extra mayo. Maybe as messy of a result as the meatball, but instead of smelling like delicious meatballs the rest of the day, the fascist instead smells of fish. Mmm, meatball sandwiches.... πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ₯ͺ

17/8/2025, 8:38:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got my "so you have cancer..." packet in the mail Friday. Mine is small potatoes compared to yours.

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17/8/2025, 7:52:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a real Neville Chamberlain, ain't he?

17/8/2025, 5:16:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, I think.

17/8/2025, 4:43:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣🀣🀣

17/8/2025, 4:38:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best of luck with your treatment. #FuckCancer

17/8/2025, 4:34:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I'm going to wear Chief Illiniwek stuff to work everyday in support of the native Palestinians being murdered on the daily by Israel.

17/8/2025, 12:47:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Funky Cold Medina" is inliterally one of the top ten dumbest songs ever.

17/8/2025, 12:39:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jay Rosenstein, a professor at the University of Illinois, followed a Native American student into a bathroom with his camera recording video. Arrested. No charges. Kids protesting Gaza? Arrested and prosecuted. Wake up, friends.

17/8/2025, 12:12:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile Gaza. Jay Roe supports that bullshit. He's an asshole Zionist. Fuck your fucking bullshit made up religion.

17/8/2025, 12:08:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh oh. Made a bad decision this afternoon. And my powder keg is about to blow. Julia Rietz needs to lose her job. And the *fucking hypocrisy* of my fellow local liberals. Fuck Israel and Jay Roe. I may start wearing Chief Illiniwek stuff to work. Your bullshit helped ZERO Native Americans.

17/8/2025, 12:06:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love playing Angry Birds 2. And other phone games. Have never spent a penny on $5 boosters and shit. This in-game advertisement made me say "whoa." A hundred dollars? For phone game stuff? Yikes.

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16/8/2025, 9:58:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They catch that naked old guy yet? Heard he was up near your childhood stomping grounds...

16/8/2025, 8:59:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you see the video of a tow truck driver sneaking up and nabbing an ICE vehicle while the "agents" were doing their fascism? Pretty sweet. #resist

16/8/2025, 8:57:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you mean temperature, yes, I'm ready for two feet of snow.

16/8/2025, 8:54:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean the Illinois football team is ranked #12 in preseason polls. I know because our local media down here won't shut up about it. πŸ§‘πŸ’™

16/8/2025, 12:19:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't block the sidewalk, man. 🀷

16/8/2025, 12:14:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I was a kid I had to share a landline phone that involved an avocado-green device on the wall with a dial and a stretched out cord with my mother and two sisters (diagram that, Mrs. Marcotte!). Right now I'm looking at my phone and live-tracking my grocery delivery. What a world, eh?

15/8/2025, 11:58:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put this back up. One of the cool things I still own. A signed and numbered Robert Addison lithograph of Paradise Theater in Chicago. Wore out my Styx album of the same name when I was a kid. #Chicago #Styx cc: @maralynmaralyn.bsky.social

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15/8/2025, 11:27:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neat article. I have a lithograph of Paradise Theater that I should hang back up. Took it down when I thought I was losing the house in the divorce.

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15/8/2025, 11:09:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awww.... πŸ§‘πŸ’™

15/8/2025, 10:57:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Are we about finished with this awfulness? (Gorgeous photo, of course!)

15/8/2025, 10:55:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't mean to be a dick, but have you seen how much a sandwich costs these days??? πŸ˜‰ I mean if I had to choose I might throw my phone and keep the sammy. Also: that dude is a goddamn hero. (LOL no pun intended!) Cheers!

15/8/2025, 10:53:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh, ooh, I bet I figured this episode out. The kid didn't kill the dad -- that neighbor whose daughter died of the drug overdose? HE went to kill the kid that gave his daughter the drugs, & Marine dad intervened, and got killed by the neighbor guy. That's why the kid can't say anything! Boom! #NCIS

15/8/2025, 9:27:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Abby on NCIS yesterday referred to "millions of computers" collectively working on a problem as "distributive" computing. Ooh, the writers were *so* close. Distributed.net #dnetc #GolombRulers #rc572 #rc564 #rc656 Moo.

15/8/2025, 3:18:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Lucyfur

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15/8/2025, 2:21:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't normally troubleshoot end-user computers (I'm a Linux server guy) but I today I got a message from someone and my response was to ask them if they have rebooted their computer. I'm not kidding. (And there's a good chance it will fix their problem -- Windows/SMB/AD auth.). That's funny.

14/8/2025, 5:50:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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70-year old white naked guy still on the run in rural Central Illinois town. 4 days now? #RunGrampsRun

14/8/2025, 2:44:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just saw a propaganda post on FB from the Department of Homeland Security. I clicked to make it go away (I don't follow their account) and then oops, maybe clicked "report post" and of all their silly choices I choose "promotes terrorism." Hope ICE doesn't come get me. πŸ–•

13/8/2025, 3:22:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least it is already 90Β° with 100% humidity. Sorry -- I forgot cheeto math. 1500% humidity.

13/8/2025, 1:52:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mowed the front yard early this morning. Still was way, way too hot and muggy. Almost all weeds. Blech. This sucks.

13/8/2025, 1:49:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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70-year it's naked guy still on the lam, for anyone keeping track.

13/8/2025, 1:42:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aahhh. For the Saint-Tropez tan!

12/8/2025, 6:02:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yesterday I mentioned that our campus anti-virus client nailed my newly-updated Debian 13 server within minutes of the dist-upgrade, but I think I misspoke. I think it nailed it inliterally while it was in the process of moving and writing updated SSH packages. Damn, Lorenzo Lamas is ON DA BALL.

12/8/2025, 3:25:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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70-year old man shoots and injures two cops, burns down two houses, flees the scene butt-ass-naked, and runs into a cornfield. That was two days ago. They still can't find him. Only in central Illinois...

12/8/2025, 1:05:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NVM. I should have googled first.

12/8/2025, 12:50:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought he was MAGA.

12/8/2025, 12:47:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone else is aware that the only ironic part of Alanis' song is that nothing she talks about in the song is irony, right? (Yes it's on the radio right now...)

11/8/2025, 10:19:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Updated my office test server this afternoon to #Debian #Trixie and the campus FalconCrest server has already flagged it. (I'm referring to CrowdStrike Falcon Sensor. I also refer to it as "Lorenzo Lamas.")

11/8/2025, 9:50:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't visit here even if I were white. I'm white, and have lived here my entire 55 years, and I don't want to be here.

11/8/2025, 8:07:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting ready to go all Justin Hammer. "We'll generate you some keypairs -- can we get him some keypairs please?"

11/8/2025, 7:07:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm ready for 2 feet of snow myself. It is gross outside right now. #CentralILWeather

11/8/2025, 6:26:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus fucking christ. "Cartels." Because that's what is going on. How did we get here and how the hell are we still headed in the direction we're heading?

11/8/2025, 6:24:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view