I can imagine. I'm so sorry.
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I can imagine. I'm so sorry.
That's right, I met you just as the liars one fucked out. I remember now. Fingers crossed that the other people are still on the hunt x
Minus the typo, but you get the idea. Fuck me, this has been going on for so long now. Remind me, when did you first put it on the market? Must have been last year, no? Hugs and stong liquor, coming your way.
Maaaate, that's so crap. Semding you big fat hugs.
You're fucking kidding me? Again?
🤣🤣🤣 fair.
Enjoy. Sending you a DM x
Ah. Yup, normal 🤣
Fair fucking play! I take my hat off to you x
Yeah, hang on.
🤣🤣🤣 It tickled me, heartwarming stuff.
Nah, she's just extreme. Hashtag remains! For sure!!!
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Yeah, you knows it! 👃
Oh me too!
That's fair! Tell you what though....zipping around and around a roundabout is a lorra fun. Tuck the fuck in, knees bent, grab the centre of the board and lean the fuck back*. WHEEEEEEEE!!! *don't do this smashed at 3am like I did.
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Yeah, she's a legend.
Yeah, you lot are 🔔🔚s
Meh, worth a try then 🤣 Let me know how you get on 😜
Yeah, I joined in Aug last year. I feel completely the same matey, it's ace.
I really want to get an electric longboard. Went on one a few years ago, was amazing!
Oooo fun!
🤣🤣 he's been living on my dining table for months. Now been retired to the bin for safe keeping.
Yes, there will be many. I'll take my little compact for the ride, and other DSLR for mooching about.
Yeah. She's a fucking trooper. Fair play to her. She does it all with a smile, too. Loves it.
Yeah, it's unfathomable 🤣
What? What does that even mean 🤣
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social Naw Daffy Duck. Poor wee thing.
Isn't it just. 😳
🤣🤣🤣 I've had a month off. Going to get back into walking and spin. Might try a swim tomorrow. Once my usuals are back in play, will run again. Was really enjoying it.
🤣 Hi Dave.
Ooo, that's an ace achievement. Nice! Sista from another mista. Yeah, we will do it over a few days so we can take in the sights and sounds of France. My spiritual home. I grew up over there.
Nah, Stu has bung knees. So he's going to be support vehicle with all our stuff. I'm doing this with @itsmefil.bsky.social It's about 240km.
Avenue Verte.
Yup, it's going to be ace. Just need to figure out when works.
I'm coming to realise this. She's written a book about it, going to read.
😂Yeah, that's about right.
Yeah, been having a squizz at gravel bikes. I need one to cycle to Paris next year. It's not a racer, I know. But you can only do so much...
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MATE - I did 5k and was stoked 😆 My best running month was July - I did......... wait for it....... 35.7km 😅
Aiming to attempt a Tri next year. Need a better bike.
Yeah, it's part of the UTMB series. She's done 7 of the fuckers this yr so far. I've just looked on their website. WOW.
😂 I did the couch to 5K this year, stopped due to a life hiccup. Will get back on it, she's an inspiration.
😂 I was happy with my 5k 😬
Yes. I like playing in mountains as well...sometimes I walk up them, sometimes I throw myself down them at high speed. Great fun! Going to the Alps in Jan. Can't wait...
I know you were messing big bro, I know 😂
Yeah, int eh family, we've got a few marathon runners, some half marathon runners. One of the clan used to row for Oxford... I've only just joined the party really, unless having a snowboard strapped to my feet for a decade counts...
Fuck me, what a legend! Fair play to him, I wish him luck. My cuz in in her 50s. On a recent run, she came 8th out of the women, I think it was a 168km one...🤯
Yeah, I am. I'm just joking...She does this professionally so, I'm not comparing apples and pears. Last November, I could barely walk up the stairs. I've been on one helluva journey since then. Super chuffed with progress. I'm going to cycle to Paris from Dieppe next year. Quite excited.
S'all good, he's a pal.... for now....
😂 Thanks Axel 🔔🔚
After this shit sandwich, once cleared up - I'm switching. Fuck this, what a pointless company. Shame because the app interface is good. But you need to be able to speak to people if something goes wrong....
Yeah, she's a bit of a legend. She's written a book about running very long distances, I ran 5k this year, I was so proud 😂. There's room for improvement, me thinks...
😂 Here I was being all proud of my 100k bike ride. She liked it so I had a squizz on her TL....FUCK ME. She does that for breakfast 😂
😂 Honestly, I'm in awe of her. Off the top of my head, this is the 8th or 9th one this year alone.
Have you had this problem before when trying to make contact?
Yeah, she does them all the time. This year she's done more than I can count. She also did the Dajingmen and the Amazean Trail. Honestly, she's a fucking machine. How the fuck do you train for this? 🤯
Him? Nah, her. She's a machine 😂 Good luck to your Son and his mate!
Press 1 and fuck all happens. Frustrating as shit.
That's the sucker.
Sorry to hear it, shocking way to treat your clients. Have you also had the phone not work? It's not just me then with the app. Frustrating.
Wow, my cousin just ran an ultra. 175km in 46hrs. LEGEND. Puts my measly 100km bike ride to shame....
@monzo.com Helloooooo anyone there? I've shit posted about you 5 on platforms so far. Reputational damage is a thing. I've been on hold in the app for nearly 3hrs. Can't get through by phone. Your customer service needs improvement. My issue is URGENT.
Yeah, @monzo.com had great reviews. Once this mess is cleared up, I will be considering looking at other options. I've shit posted on 5 platforms so far, I have a few more to go. Will delete all, if they ever sort this out.
So like the dickhead that I am, I am taking to all platforms to shit post about them until I get their attention. Their phones are a doom loop, press 1 if you have an account, I press 1. Nothing happens, sequence runs again, I press 1, nothing. They hang up. I've tried on a few devices.
Yeah, don't bother. I also have a Starling account, they're great. Customer service is also top notch. Similar features, too.
Not worth the paper it is printed on, MONZO are shite.
Another budgeting hack - don't use Monzo. Their customer service is shite. I've been trying to contact them via the app and on the phone for 24hrs with an URGENT issue. Can't get through on phone and or app. AVOID. Share far and wide. @monzo.com do better.
That he is.
🤣 I love it.
Dammit, typo in the first post 🔔🔚.
So, dutifully, I ask the team to have a look at the book. Ah. CUUUUUUTE.
A story in 3 parts. Cheered me up, so it can cheer you up to. 🧵 I received this message this morning. Who is this Gregory of whom you speak?
Ouch, my OCD is off the charts here, HOW MANY FUCKING EMAILS?
Me too, still fasting. Didn't eat till late, can't eat till 2pm. Drinking my bodyweight in black unsugared tea...
😂😂 I get the best emails.....
He has a history of breaching data protection, so yeah, probably.
This gem was just found on an invoice to me: VENESSA My dude, my name is plastered all over my emails.... Once I found an email which started with: Hello Mess. There were serious; it wasn't a typo. Batshit person thought that was my name 😬 TBF, she prob wasn't wrong 😆
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I wish. My fucking boss has been telling people that I've been off sick. Great. People when I speak to them next: Hi Ness, are you feeling better?.... Fucks sake. Couldn't he have just said that I'm out of the office or something? This is going to have a sting in the tail...
Eeks.
😫 Bastids.
3 weeks off - 206 emails....🤦♀️
Yeah, it was fucked. So we decorated the stairs with it. We had stripped some wood away that looked shit (renovating) looked better but there were old paint stains so we did the mature thing and hid the paint stains with Bootsy. One day we will sand the stairs back back and make them good as new.
Actually, it's screwed onto the stairs 🤣
Yeah.
And some. Fair. Night fuckface.
Right. Shit. I have to get up in the morning. First day back at work after nearly 3 weeks off. I've stayed up late to try and tame the insomnia. Let's see how this goes.... Tomorrow morning is going to kick my arse regardless....
You had to go and lower the tone, I mean. The tone was about sub ground level, but you ploughed to new depths. 🤣
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@brexitpirates.bsky.social will love that.
@mirzataha.bsky.social hi 👋
Yeah. Saw that. Mates for a reason no45t8778392.4
Fair. If you scan it, then what would it lead you to? Any plan for that? I'm interested. Genuinely. Could be a fun interactive thing....
@brexitpirates.bsky.social is prob faceplanting another beer or 5. We'll hear from him in due course....
What is not obvious here is that I'm completely in the buff under this attire. It's Aug. I'm dressed for sub-zero temps. At one point, I was walking around the lounge in snow boots, snow trousers, and tits out. Stu was like: Please tell me this isn't your plan for the slopes....
@brexitpirates.bsky.social I'm with soops here.
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