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There's no saving these kids
Father, Husband, drummer for READICCULUS! https://youtube.com/@readicculusband?si=hKTq_nk6Bru-C2Ee and, I guess, an Electrician. Chess, Magic: The Gathering, speed cubing, other dorky shit ....
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There's no saving these kids
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His apprentices don't make it to the end of the day
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He is amazing
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AI, make me a photo of an old man in a yellow jujubes t shirt beating up a cop. Older. Waaaay older
Alotta Vajona (@netfacemusic.bsky.social)
A perfect song. youtu.be/oWeTeFn0LhM?...
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No, I didn't call before. Did you recognize the voice?!
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I'll see you tomorrow with my tools, fuckface!
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Tell him I said Country Death Song is awesome
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I did not make the graphic.
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Newton NJ
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Any of you Jersey heads looking for a good time this weekend, come stay at the Great Divide Campground! @readicculusband.bsky.social and Lawn Boys playing a ton of Phish Friday and Saturday night!
Alotta Vajona (@netfacemusic.bsky.social)
Anyone have a starter kit for muted words that will help me not see anything related to sports?
Alotta Vajona (@netfacemusic.bsky.social) reply parent
Think I might hit it next year. Slangin' 120 grit condoms on lot
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Yeah, usually not great. I do like the Daily Doug guy though.
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I see a guitar too. You will now be the El Hefe in my NOFX tribute band that does not exist
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I'm not your guy, friend
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Looks like a good time. Thanks for the heads up, dickface😎
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That's fine for the hog, but where are you going to sleep?
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Nothin' But A Good Time is blasting in my Chiro office. This adjustment is going to be lit😎
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The Christ Mutilator Whoa. Calling dibs on Christ Mutilator for a death metal project if I ever start one
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Paid too
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With just a monster drum fill to open the album😮
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Always had an inkling you were a moms basement sword guy
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🎶Spiral out, keep going Spiral out, keep going Spiral out, keep going Spiral out, keep going
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Probably have and just forgot. Still amazing
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Book of Job? You old bitch
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Closest I got to that was being at BB Kings for the legendary Biscuits show when Barber got out of jail
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The first part of this skeet made me think you were going to put on a Midlake album
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Happy Birthday!
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Camp II Munchkin Invasion matters
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I played a show last week with a Dead band and was bullshitting about shows with the guitar player and when he had no idea what I was talking about, it hit me. I asked him how old he was and he was 23😂 I'm almost twice his age. Still feel mentally 19. Which is mostly a good thing. I think...
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Would that be Noel?
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That be him
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He's not on social media but I'm wishing him a Happy Birthday anyway. Happy Birthday to my favorite bass player Matt "Snake" Lasurdo!
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Cool, I'll dm you when I hear back from her
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My neighbor just went thru the same thing and she has someone she uses in the city that she loves. I could get you the info if you want.
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🤍
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How many times did they fire the drummer last night?
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Happy Birthday!
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Ok, I got it. Not really sure what it is but I have a sneaking suspicion it's a mix of red dye 40, blue dye 5 and semen.
Alotta Vajona (@netfacemusic.bsky.social)
Yo @scottmik104.bsky.social , want me to pick you up some mystery sauce?
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Better put away that cross joint or Chris will never get the fuck out of there
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I'm 100% sure that Takis chicken sandwich has sent a few people to the hospital. Whatever they do, they should keep the brownie batter frosty on the menu forever.
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I don't know. I think Dave Thomas would be MAGA
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::sets game to unrated::
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Friend invite sent
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Hold up, why isn't this glizzy gobbler playing chess with me?! What's his handle? Son of Giant Forehead or something like that?
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Wait, you're not doing the latter, are you? No, that would be silly. Make sure you aren't doing that.
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He may play ball, but he will never sign that.
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What if, now here me out, it had a Biscuits logo buckle, that was removable, and you could smoke out of it, like the young gentleman in Dazed and Confused.
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Did you pull out for her, $150 from the bank?
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Oooo I hope he whispers it so I can get a little of that ASMR
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Always with the variants🙄
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Says for Android version 15 and 16, and I'm running 16. Where's my speed icon?!
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Thanks Buddy, I'll let you know if I get it fixed. I will award you with a sick David Bowie
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How do I salvage this video? Preferably only using the phone as I don't own a computer. The only thing I've been able to come up with is using an outside editing app to boost the slowed video and then hopefully be able to use someones AUD recording to edit to the video and hope I can make it match😬
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Hey @bobbby.online , I've got a technical issue I need you to wrap that big beautiful brain around. I fucked up an recorded one of our shows in slow motion on my pixel 6 pro. I can watch it fine on my phone but if I try to edit a smaller video or upload it to the Google drive, it's in slow motion.
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Is this an Edgar Allen Poe riddle?
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Let's go with this [™]
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Eeeh, I'm watchin The Matric ova ere
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My buddy plays in a trio with that guy
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I'm sorry. I can tone it down a bit, maybe just choke a few people.
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Don't sell yourself short sizzle chest
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@wolfenhaus.bsky.social can help you with punitive damages
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Me too, and it was hot. Like, not comfortable for being on lots of acid hot
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Some more stuff surfaced from the last READICCULUS gig at Port Jeff Brewing Company....
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I wouldn't mind trying to survive that. I give most of us a week.
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Coming back after someone prematurely GG's you in the chat
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@antmanisannoyed.bsky.social I know you must've seen this over on the book face
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Watched 28 Years Later last night. Had high hopes for it, trailer looked sweet, but just didn't do it for me. Over the top ridiculous. Vibe didn't fit the first 2, and the ending is just silly. I give it 3
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🎶Frrrrom the hilllllls, Frrrrom the hilllllllls
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Jeez bro, calm down. I didn't keep you from the secret set. Jeez. Yeah, I have been losing quite a few lately 😂
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I want to do a Comes a Time>Black Napkins. It was be perfect and its the only time dead sounds like Zappa, or vice versa
Alotta Vajona (@netfacemusic.bsky.social) reply parent
I read it more like it was a quote from you
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It is.