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are we self cannibalizing in a group or are we as a group eating each other? :)
(must be ππ + to join this cult) β’GAYLORS/MINORS DNIβ’ β¨"i think my mask of sanity is about to slip"β¨ β’βοΈ β’intp-tπ§ β’openπ β’poly,panπ β’twenty-seven y.o.β° πoctober 5th π₯active hours π€‘ 5pm-9am MDTπ₯ @/neveraningenue on ALL platforms π
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are we self cannibalizing in a group or are we as a group eating each other? :)
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I'M HERE
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
and i shall in fact sleep soundly knowing i impressed carla for the night πββοΈ
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thank you π€
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
okay then it is officially dedicated to you bc that makes me so fucking happy βΎ here are 3 more for you of my mistress, two of my personal favorites that i haven't ever posted and another one from last night where you can see the moon's shape a lil more π€π₯Ή
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THERE WERE SO MANY π
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thank you π₯Ή
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being a baby is probably so scary. imagine falling asleep and then waking up in a grocery store
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π―ββοΈ TWINNINGGGG YAY π₯³
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
hi I TOOK THIS PHOTO! on my IPHONE! are you impressed? because i am.π€
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
so do you y'all wanna groupfund my hair dye since my birthday is on october 5th and you're all gonna forget about me because of showgirl and sharing the day with travis orrrrr π«£ππ
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
omg please? like we can even video chat if you want to while we do it together (unless you're responsible and go to a salon i am so not) π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
OKAYYYYY OUTING MYSELFFF YOUR SUPPORT ON THIS ACTUALLY MEANT THE MOST LIKE I WAS HOPING YOU'D COMMENT you're like my main halsey moot i feel i think halsey and i think YOUUUU ππ€
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
my fave example of it is margot robbie vs florence pugh you are not casting margot in a period piece, oh also peoples teeth are too fucking white and straight now it kinda freaks me out π
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lips pumped up, buccal fat removal- basically just a face that looks like it cannot be from anywhere before 2016.
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
taylor not having iphone face as a blonde white lady is very important to me as a fellow blonde white lady
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
just saw this- I HAVE NO IDEA i looked in the mirror and it was gone idk HOW i'd had the same piercing in for months and i tighten all my ends once a day π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
i miss the "baby yoda" obsession it was much more enjoyable than whatever is happening right now
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
so will y'all still love me if i become a blue haired bitch again or what? cause i fear the badlands album is crawling around inside of my bones and it won't leave till i give in.
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
ooooo see now you encouraged the beast cause i have time and no fear π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
i swear ima do it while my husband is at work i have clean needles π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
if it covers grey it will penetrate deeper and stay dark for longer πββοΈ always feel free to add the purple, green or black undertone to it that you want too custom is your friend and once you learn your formula it is so nice to not have to worry about outcome π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
dis is the one imo
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
how bad of an idea is piercing my own ears, really though
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
she is not loved enough please join me in forcing it down everyone's throats ππππ
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
looks worse than the turnout! no power lines down or anything it did clear out our first "fall" event of the year but hey that just means less people got drunk and drove around town since they didn't have time to drink as much before it got shut down.
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
10/10 choices i believe i'll be adding kendrick to my lineup as well it just feels right
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
every time it gets worse i hear the oxy clean guy in my head saying "but wait there's more"
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
so, did you guys wake up and decide to love you all over me or are we still gonna stay in denial of the utter greatness?π€¨
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youtu.be/o_YTLBDBjtI?...
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you π₯°
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yes!! it was a short storm i thought it would do something for a minute too with the way those were forming PLUS *the sky color* but it was just a solid hour and a half pour with like 15 minutes of off and on hail i would say from dippin dots to cocoa pebbles sized for reference πββοΈ
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my teenage taylor years were the og ones arguably i think you have it worst if i had the smallest man who ever lived or TTPD in general as a teenager for instance? i would have been insufferable and i envy the generation that got it at that age if that makes sense π
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do you have discord? if not send me your # because bluesky makes everything crunchy i'll send you allllllll the new mexico skies you don't even have to reply just bask in the clouds with me π₯°
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
I WAS BORN TO RUN I DON'T BELONG TO ANYONE
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
UR ONLY HAPPY WHEN UR SORRY HEAD IS FILLED WITH DOPE >:(
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
ihurtmyselfsometimes isthattooscaryforya?watchmetakeagoodthing andfuckitallupinonenight catchmei'mtheoneonthe runawayfromtheheadlights
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
ITHINKsomethingsfuckinWRONGWITHMEEEE
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
i am a total weather nerd i'm gonna start posting more of the stuff i get more frequently my aunt and uncle took me storm chasing in texas near dalhart a lot as a child (around age 6 we started) and it absolutely fascinated me needless to say twister was an all time fave movie of mine
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
just look at that structure!!!!!!π© she was breathing SO hard πΆβπ«οΈπ€
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
the skies were screaming again today <3
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
it's so calming till someone complains about granite or says there's too much wood in a house bc excuse me rock and trees are what made houses originally πππππ
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BESTIEEEEE πβ€οΈπ₯Ή love u back π₯Ήπ₯Ή
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
greatest use for this gif ever oh my god π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
what a heinous lie π
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π¨ππβ₯οΈππΉπ₯π·πππ©
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
okay look..... you were not alone in that thought i'm not gonna lie either i too didn't clock in till later π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
i can't believe taylor wrote nothing new about @neveraningenue.bsky.social
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
bong rip time !
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
nah that's so real i get you babes hashtag you are not aloooone π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
professional binger of the show beachfront bargain hunt
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for instance: that split second in time during the pandemic when people stood two feet away from each other at the stores >>> that shit was GREAT it made me so happy π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
yapyapyapyapyapyapyap
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
had to repierce my eyebrow last night and let me fuckin tell you that shit hurt so bad that shit is bruised as FUCK π€
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ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
bored with my layout already so expect it to change soon
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
i have a version of miley cyrus singing you're gonna make me lonesome when you go that skips even when i hear the one without it i hear the skip π
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growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all
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Existence is a scam
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
age verification? i still have songs on my itunes i downloaded from limewire.
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
oooo what about mentally ill and then adding a midlife crisis to the mental illness? i am π«
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
NOW I'M FEELIN SO FLY LIKE A G6
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
heating pads suck i hate them i hate the feeling i do not enjoy the cooking of my kooka i don't get how it's soothing to other uterus havers at all
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
i got a song picked out for when i hear the news too shit i might throw a party
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
if you combine trident watermelon twist with five spearmint it tastes like you're chewing on a watermelon ice geek bar
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
y'all don't appreciate you all over me featuring maren morris enough for me honestly
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
period though wuthering heights pissed me the fuck off i will not finish reading it i don't care how UHMAZINGG people think it is π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
do i start using the saved posts feature or just keep the ancient texts and comment pins on the shit i deem important?
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
i got you π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
okay idk what happened with the end of THAT sentence whatsoever jesus christ i think i exited realized i hadn't hit the send button and so did not correct whatever my bum typed π€‘
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
sending it your wayyy π€
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
we're taking the label off now he said he snorted half of it the poor man ππ
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
I'M HOWLING MY HUSBAND PICKED UP THE BOTTLE AND DID THE SAME SHIT I FEEL SO I BAD πππ
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
fight the feeling walked so that god is fair, sexy nasty could run
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
CALIFORNINA?! DOES APPLE HATE ME TODAY LIKE WTF?π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
i need to pee but if i leave and they hit my car and i'm not here THEN WHAT π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
unsure of how the "YA J" ended up on that sentence but whatever that's how irritating it is π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
love you back will seriously π₯Ί
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
always some douche bag in a lifted truck there to make you nervous in gas station parking lots when they back in because GOT FORBID YA J right HAHAHAHAHA :D
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
fun fact for everyone for the day is if you leave a waterbottle filled with vodka near you after drinking the night before? you will accidentally take a huge gulp and end up tipsy at the ripe hour of NOT EVEN 8:30AM YET, do what i say not what i do my babies β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ
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π not glucoaes guardian πππππππ
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thrift stores, usually home decor, can always call your local funeral home and they may have an extra to a lucky tipper π€ and i'm witch is so much work' πππ
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100% correct thank you for the good start to my day ππππππβ€οΈ
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
CMONNNNN SUGA DADDIES FIND ME i'll send you boobs, hell, i'll send you my panties if you pay for me to move to californina :D
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
anyone wanna send me money so i can run away and live in isolation?
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
π hate it here π€
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social) reply parent
no no it'll be great for you i'm sure don't even worry (i seriously hope for your sake) π
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
being 27 sucks cock for crackers actually
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
PHYSICAL HEALTHCARE BEING EXPENSIVE IS ON PURPOSE. MENTAL HEALTHCARE BEING EXPENSIVE IS ON PURPOSE. the government doesn't want you happy! they want people starving and sad and arguing THAT'S WHAT SCORES 'EM THE BIG BUCKS FOLKS π€
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hope you find it babes sending you luck π€π»
π·οΈπ§‘ππΆπ°π±π’π―π¦π¬π²π°πππ‘π¦π°π¬π«π§‘π·οΈ (@madison.smokes.lol) reposted
I just wanna cry all the time, so I do
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
how to get viscerally pissed 100 times a day: an autobiography & book of advice by brandi marie who wants a copy?
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
OR i post it today because i need to just DO things that make me happy even if it means i maybe don't get other things that make me miserable done
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
tell me why i just got a text from snapchat what the fuck
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
yeah bracket on hold for a couple more days when i say nothing is going well it's an understatement :))
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
CRASH LMFAOOOOO my life is so fucked rn
ππ£ππππ πππππβ© (@neveraningenue.bsky.social)
lovemelovemesaythatyoulovemefoolmefoolmeohhhhowyoudomekissmekissmesaythatyoumissmetellmewhatiwannahearrrrr
β§π±π₯π’ π€π₯π¬π°π± π¬π£ πͺπ²π‘ π°π ππͺπβ§ (@altaudge.ruins.party) reposted
pumpkin spice appendectomy
πΈοΈΰΉΰ£ β ππππππππ πππππ ΰΉΰ£ βπ¦ (@lilscorpi0.seeks.quest) reposted
i wish i could just decide when to shut my brain off. my inner monologue literally never shuts the fuck up