“Several of us Epstein survivors have been discussing creating our own list of names. We know the names. Many of us were abused by them.”
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“Several of us Epstein survivors have been discussing creating our own list of names. We know the names. Many of us were abused by them.”
The Craft
Well, at least we get to imagine him deal again someday.
Big deal... Ivanka has a drawer full of them.
Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest https://theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-awarded-presidential-medal-of-incest/
BREAKING: Trump spotted heading out for a game of golf
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Ew.. now I'm worried about what other sex rings he's involved in.
Noooooooo!! Ugh he was so cool!!!! deadline.com/2025/09/grah...
And the audience will erupt in roaring applause.
Graham Greene, Oscar-Nominated ‘Dances with Wolves’ Actor, Dies at 73 variety.com/2025/film/ob...
Now we know why Donnie picked him. He heard he was really into jugs.
Let's all wish Melania a speedy recovery from pulling that facial muscle during her first genuine smile in decades, at the thought of him being dead.
RFK Jr seen rushing to White House with a tray of leeches...
Again? sheesh. I guess restraining orders really don't work.
I.. I'm starting to think this prayer thing isn't working at all!
Ah... memories of playing this in the street as a kid.
I will remind folks those images of Nazi book burnings aren't burning just any books. They're burning the library of Magnus Hirschfeld; a gay, Jewish doctor who created an institute dedicated to LGBTQ sex education and healthcare. And a man who pioneered gender affirming care surgeries.
Sometimes, they just really mean it, I guess.
Loved when he said "Come with me or there will be... a kerfuffle." in the original.. used to quote it all the time on the playground!
Time to start talking soft secession.
Sadly, there are documented cases:
Well surely they could have found a smaller guy.
National Weather Service meteorologist applicants are now being asked to pledge their support for Trump’s executive orders. (Image reposted with alt-text)
Chump Era Three Stooges......
Release the Subway list!
The more you know… #shutTheFuckUp
Sneezing after a laxative sounds like the funniest way to scar everyone in the room simultaneously.
Most people don't realize Pedro Pascal got his start on Saturday Night Live.
Leading physicists claim Mark Carney’s elbows are in a quantum superposition of up and down simultaneously
I thought we HAD laws! The problem is we have a LAWLESS “President”. Laws don’t stop him. We need to get rid of HIM!!
The system works!
Just hand him an apple and pat him on the head either way.
That is so unfair, though... Making people fly on Air Canada.
★★★★☆ Excellent customer service.
God Vs Zod: Who shall kneel?
The only way to stop a toddler with a gun, is another toddler with a gun!
I had that 'I'm the NRA' page i my locker at school for years
Hell hath no fury like a Pastor taxed!
Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun theonion.com/frito-l...
Little Richard was right
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Mine sure as hell is, lately.
Introducing: The iBribe.
Bet he's anti-salmonetic, too.
fucking brutal
If your Dad has dark skin, he might be fucked alright.
Hey Gang, We Always Knew This Guy Was An Asshole But This Seals It! #madmagazine #donaldtrump #crackedmagazine
Tales From The Keane Compound #823
Send 'em down the pipeline, eh, Donnie?
Don't tell me what to do! Now I'm goin' to sleep!
So how long before Trump's new golf course opens on the Gaza Strip?
All of our governments are complicit in this, and we should NEVER let them forget it.
Good morning this is all I have to contribute to the discourse
Minimum security means fewer cameras...
If you've ever wondered whatever became of her, well.... You're gonna wanna sit down. www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
Kimmel posted a For Your Consideration billboard in the heart of West Hollywood with a simple message: "I'm voting for Stephen." www.avclub.com/jimmy-kimmel...
That is EXACTLY the face I'd make if a spectral Night Baby materialized over my dashboard.
Check the back of your wardrobe for a fantasy world full of armored beast people and ice queens. Saw a documentary once, and those weird little guys love swords.
Ontario court strikes down Ford government's plan to remove Toronto bike lanes
Not as hot, but a'ight.
She'll be pardoned, set up outside the country... and spend a few months or a year quietly waiting for a midnight visit through the window from a piece of lead.
“Truth deserves a timeslot.” Last night, that message lit up the Ed Sullivan Theater as a petition to save “The Late Show” franchise nears 50,000 signatures. To add yours, head to Change.org/SaveTheLateShow. #lateshow #thelateshow #stephencolbert #colbert #cbs #paramount
We really should just be calling them the Trump Files at this point
If you told 14 year old me that Hulk Hogan would go to Hell, and Ozzy Osbourne wouldn't.. I'd tell the teacher you were on drugs.
If I'd seen what she must have seen in those files, I'd probably try to scratch my corneas out too.
If you'd seen the files Bondi's seen, you'd try to tear out your corneas too.
So would a shiv.
As bad a person as he was, it's still sad to hear he lost his brave battle against Hulkamania. We should crowdfund a proper treatment center.
'South Park' officially releases NSFW PSA video mocking Donald Trump
There. Fixed the logo for ya, CBS.
Giving this speech while adjourning the house to cover-up the Epstein files belongs on the Mount Rushmore of hypocrisy. Amazing stuff, Speaker Johnson
Paramount's logo is Mount Doom, and CBS's logo is the eye of Sauron. We really should have seen all this coming.
#ProudBlue Sign this petition to CBS re their cancellation of Stephen Colbert's "Late Show". act.boldprogressives.org/survey/petit...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
This is likely what got Colbert fired. At least he has his scented oil business to fall back on.
Wonder how many of these they're getting today?
Not an overstatement at all
Colbert should just run for President. I mean, it worked for Trump when his show was cancelled.
Bring back The Colbert Report
People used to tell me to pitch my late-night show idea to government-funded Canadian media companies and this right here is the exact reason I never wanted to. "Purely financial decision" my ass. share.google/0FTNp7TVGDT4...
Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
Remember when Madison Cawthrone said he was invited to republican "sex" parties and then they dropped like 20 embarrassing stories on him within a week and now he's gone
Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.
He could help a bit! Carry it for a while! Share the load! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
I should call her...