The inability to catch irony or sarcasm anymore is astounding. It's painful, honestly.
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The inability to catch irony or sarcasm anymore is astounding. It's painful, honestly.
Fact.
Ok. I can do this...
Uhm......
This is true.
I've thought about the cave allegory for over a decade about Fox News.
Oh wow. I'm from north Tucson near Oro Valley. We used to sneak into the airplane graveyard as teenagers.
Wait. Tucson? I'm from Tucson.
I have an induction stove now. 🥰
I love gas stoves, but I'm learning to lean into induction stoves because of the environment.
Not to be confused with Schrodinger's Asshole, which is an entirely different situation.
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Working on that unfinished thing, and hoping there's a market in this climate for a female driven Christofascist folk horror spec... 🤞
'Tis true.
I love this so much.
I concur.
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Schrodinger's POTUS is so accurate as all fuck in this current hellscape timeline.
*side eye smirk
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I'm hearing from a lot of people who are feeling hopeless and despondent about the state of America and the world. This piece I wrote back in December is evergreen, and is perhaps more important now than ever. "What to Do When There is Nothing to Be Done" america2.news/what-to-do-w...
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Whoa
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Insane.
Back from my hiatus with an 8,000 word piece, Part Two of my two-part series on what we can learn from 1933 Germany:
DEXTER Resurrection is so fucking good. It's like the Trinity season level good. Holy shit. I love Dexter.
I'd sign up to hunt down tinpot Himmlers.
Exactly.
The side eye she tossed at the camera at the end... 😂
Dude. Srsly.
Wtf
Amen.
I know.
Fuckin unreal levels of stupid. It makes my brain cry.
Have fascist takeovers always been this fucking moronic and stupid? Because this is some seriously imbecilic bullshit evil.
It's like when the cult leader makes insane announcements on the loud speaker every fucking morning and evening and you can't escape it.
I feel ya Steve....
Omg
Whoa. Good to know. I was about to finally start using my substack, guess I'll use ghost.
Of course he does.
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Fucking fashy much?
It's beyond insane.
Did they call them Sir with tears in their eyes?
Sorry. Had a GenX moment. youtu.be/HZJMZapC8NQ?...
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Wtf
WOLVERINES!!!!!!
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Wtf 👀
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I swear. It has to be.
"As you can see—and as any American paying attention to the news these days can attest—it does not take that long for a stubborn and dedicated strongman, however ridiculous he may appear, to acquire fearsome authoritarian powers."
ugh
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Yeah. Everything is unhinged. This is why I lurk mostly and mind my own business.
There it is.
Someone somewhere said he looked like spaghetti stained old Tupperware, and now I can never unsee that.
Psychotic.
I love it. I just wish I could update the software just enough to use the internet on it.
I have a 2021 chromebook that suddenly stopped working months ago, and a 2009 Macbook that works just fine that I can't update the software and therefore can't use the internet. Make it make sense.
This makes horrifying sense.
This is great. Thank you.
Over the Edge is one of my fave teen cult films along with Times Square.
If I started using my substack would anybody even give a shit?
"Like all cities, Barcelona is the sum of its ruins."
Yes. Sort of. Working on it.
When I saw the pictures of the Rose Garden being paved over, I immediately wondered what was being buried beneath it.
Wait. The Dumpfuck accountant that cooks the books? This isn't The Onion?
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So insulting and exhausting.
Still relevant...
Hahahaha. Totally! It's creepy.
That warehouse is wild.
By any metric of fascism, when they come for the comedians, it's here.
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Awesome. Gophers keep eating my milkweed and salvia.
Facebook started getting weird around the first Obama midterms, yeah, that tracks.
Sex workers always have the tea. They tell strippers everything. I know.
Go get 'em, girl.
This may be the year that finally does me in....
I feel like I'm watching a horror film I hate and I can't escape.
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"If MAGA recognizes their empathy-deficient heroes in the film’s main bad guy, it’s not because Lex Luthor is based on Thiel and Andreessen and Musk; it’s because Thiel and Andreessen and Musk are themselves comic book villains." #Superman
If you love films 🎥 👆👆👆
South Park... I fuckin love you.
Jfc
I felt it coming with "Cops" and Jerry Springer. The Real World and The Osbournes took the next jump to semi-scripted "reality", evolving into "real" soap operas. Soaps declined as "reality tv" rose. Just my opinion.
Sad Ozzy had to die before he got to bite the head off of Stephen Miller.