nose lols
glass artist / unprolific musician / shitposter / still getting up to mischif Cornwall, UK
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nose lols
X like the first two strokes of a swastika
There's a particular sort of British person who always moans "Oh we were never asked" - it's because if anyone did ask, the reply would be backwards dogshit like this.
no lie
Nobody is getting up on it like this for the mix anymore, and that's sad.
the whole of Led Zeppelin IV engraved on a wooden stick put it in the dishwasher to play it
na na naaaaa na na naaaaa na na naa na na naa FUCK OFG
it was dark and I am old
unlit sloplands
thought I'd found an eyeball on the garden path but it was actually just two slugs eating a grape
maybe you have to detach the scrotum first
the friend:
Nonsense, a good time to play Man Utd is when they're stuck on the bus in Hartlepool
alright Flatballs
whos this jonny falafel guy
at least they'll be first in the Yellow Pages
I've missed what's going on here but it appears to be (who could have predicted?) A Fucking Shambles
Had some in a hotel in Edinburgh and they were effing lovely
it's the one in Liskeard which always looks like a bomb's gone off in it
ahhh we will have to go to The Aldi That Time Forgot
Ahhhh yes it's Alpenfestfest this week! To the Spätzlewagen!
wordocunt, every time
logging on just in time for Will Stancil Shitting Yet Another Bed hour
DOBWEILER FTW
I was so hoping he would look at the lemon and the AI would say "This is a lemon" but we didn't even get that far
'A knack', eh? Like how people have a knack for getting lids off jars, that sort of thing?
you could genuinely sell an instruction manual for this
zombie banquets
[looks at the things] would quite like just to opt out of today, please and thank you
Grim sycophantic gloop
That guy is so going to die drinking deionised horsepiss or something, while I will outlive him after having eaten 36 bags of Wotsits a day
guess he just thought FREE LOGS and couldn't be talked down from it he's probably dead now
drift away with a warm and cosy experience
full of cyanide - as I attempted to explain to a guy at the tip who wanted to take away all the laurels we'd cut down so he could put them in his woodburner
it's a screen to obscure where the bodies were found
LGBTQ ally tho
A because I love butter and Iced Gems
Bombadil is the original Leeroy Jenkins
argh my tea
nobody could resists him face
this calls for a cake binge
unbelievable that it took the *Tories* 10 years to reach Downfall stage and he's done it in a few months
of themselves?
So the DFS sale really has been going on as long as we thought
10 Best TikTok Crowd Aesthetics While Your Country Descends Into Fascism
"Your meeting password is gtfo_d1ngus"
bought some Plopp yesterday not great, not terrible
jump on a quick call JUMP ON A QUICK CALL how about LOCK YOURSELF IN A BIN #ventposting
have you just started as a train driver?
I live in a tiny village in Cornwall and my last two London trips have been completely fine and positive, if not better than when I actually lived in London. The only place I've *ever* had any trouble in England was in Eton.
these are called 'executive salmon'
there's nobody like Low
'giant tent facility at Ft Bliss' makes me think there's a ball pool, face painting and a bouncy castle but instead it's probably murder
just add milk!
there should be a button for DO NOT LIKE BECAUSE OF LIES
a special one-fingered wave
Crossword clue: someone who goes on a racist march, funded by racists, led by racists and addressed by racists. 6 letters
Imagine the two dominant parties of the last 100 years both being obliterated within 5 years of each other
Am increasingly convinced some people are just fine with being called racist, because few practical consequences
New RHCP Therapy Not Set To Take World By Storm [also *empathy noise*]
Put him on a little carousel at Dingles Fairground while clowns wave sadly at him
you say that but I've never had sunburnt nostrils
Today's prescient 'on this day' memory is from 2022
I am but they have a 35-year head start and have dropped many distractory biscuits on the way
am sure there was one called Lampshade
he must have been brainwashed by the all-powerful 'trans ideology' while remaining steadfastly immune to the famously benign and uncommon far right ideology
rats! foiled again!
Starmer would lick Trump's shoes for 6 more months
Wednesday 34st Octember
"We can't find anyone from the Labour Party to welcome Mr Trump, but we've got Ed Davey in a jester's outfit ready to go"
ooh, early dinner, nice
CHOOKSBERRY!
Day 2 of Posting Through It
[small voice] can you take us with you
"[sigh] Why do I have to deal with you *imbeciles* who simply won't accept I am always right"
IF U DONT LIKE IT GO BACK TO GRECE
good of him not to clarify which side is Tories 2.0
you think you know someone
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's racist nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's racist
Spleen Wolf 2
Can't believe AI is putting decent scammers out of work
you just know anyone with 'critical thinker' in their bio has some dogshit opinions
GET THINGS WRONG QUICKER!
a gang of people obsessed with tipping their hats?
due to misuse, there is now a £2.50 fee for minding the gap
right in the middle of Antiques Roadshow, can't believe he'd ruin it for us
*bangs table* CHOCOLATINES!
it fucken raineh
stop the competition, we have a winner
George Galloway's Mellotron Polemic in the kids' teatime slot
One Brian *can* make a difference
Actually the best way of getting a message across is to say it less, you know