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Nicholas Kaufmann

@nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social

Bestselling author of 100 FATHOMS BELOW, THE HUNGRY EARTH, THE MIND WORMS and more!

created July 3, 2023

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Tonight we watched THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB, a pleasant and enjoyable cozy mystery with a stellar cast. It doesn't go very deep and it feels rushed at times, but overall we liked it. And good lord, Pierce Brosnan looks even more distinguished as an older man than he did in his prime!

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2/9/2025, 2:38:18 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sad news.

2/9/2025, 2:30:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are a lot to choose from, but I think I'll go with "The One I Love."

1/9/2025, 11:42:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats!

1/9/2025, 3:47:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My latest novel is available to-day!! Cosmic horror, boxing and gangsters! What are you waiting for?? a.co/d/1fl7r0I

1/9/2025, 2:56:49 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Photos from our trip to the Renaissance Faire on Saturday! We had a blast!

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I know Halloween is 60 days away, but as far as I'm concerned, September 1st is the start of Spooky Season!

Two illuminated Jack-o-lanterns on a forest floor at night.
1/9/2025, 1:25:03 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love Roger Moore as Bond, even if he's not the best Bond.

1/9/2025, 12:04:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An even better Kinderman!

31/8/2025, 11:44:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I showed THE EXORCIST to Alexa today! She said it "wasn't as insane and terrifying" as she thought it would be, but she "liked it a lot." Unfortunately, she was not a fan of Lt. Kinderman, but you can't win them all!

31/8/2025, 11:00:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know. I would talk to the vet first.

31/8/2025, 5:45:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree that the vet will offer the best information and solution. In the meantime, make sure to change Lola's drinking water every day to avoid bacterial infections and cat acne.

31/8/2025, 3:41:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alert! The e-book of Robert R. McCammon's THE NIGHT BOAT is on sale for just $1.99!

31/8/2025, 1:55:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alexa and I had a great time at the Renaissance Faire! We will definitely be back next year! Lots of pictures to come, but here's one to tide you over.

Me holding a giant turkey leg.
30/8/2025, 10:20:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alexa and I are on the bus to the Renaissance Faire in Tuxedo Park!

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30/8/2025, 2:04:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He isn't dead. In fact, he'll probably outlive us all, because the universe is a place of horror and justice is a concept invented by humans.

30/8/2025, 12:17:35 PM | 196 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never knew the MoMA was so kinky!

A sign at the Museum of Modern Art reading,
29/8/2025, 7:31:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#FridayReads FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE: TWO TALES OF LOVECRAFTIAN TERROR by Tony LaMalfa

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I'm sorry to see her go--she was one of the more reliably funny cast members--but eight years is a hell of a run.

29/8/2025, 12:19:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rock on! 🤘

29/8/2025, 2:40:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Am I interested in this post? I mean...

A picture of a voluptuous woman in a bikini top with the annoyingly ubiquitous Facebook prompt at the bottom asking if I'm interested in this post.
29/8/2025, 12:24:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find that currently I'm focusing on reading shorter books, but I didn't realize I was part of a larger trend!

28/8/2025, 10:24:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL!

28/8/2025, 9:41:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My first pumpkin spice latte of the season!

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28/8/2025, 9:37:16 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit

28/8/2025, 6:25:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a world.

28/8/2025, 6:23:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seeing EXORCISTIC: THE UNAUTHORIZED ROCK MUSICAL PARODY the other night has made Alexa finally ready to watch THE EXORCIST, a film I've seen 100 times and she has never seen. I'm hoping to show it to her sometime over the long weekend!

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The Xenomorphs in ALIEN: EARTH look too clean! They need to be goopier, with fewer visible details. (No spoilers, please! I've only seen two episodes.)

27/8/2025, 11:59:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who, the guy behind Chuck? He seems cool.

27/8/2025, 11:30:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The books that got me into reading horror are being rereleased this Halloween!

27/8/2025, 4:00:22 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My review of PAM KOWOLSKI IS A MONSTER! by Sarah Langan

27/8/2025, 3:40:09 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no! @sarahthurmond.bsky.social

27/8/2025, 3:24:45 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't find the movie hilarious, but it's certainly ripe for parody!

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Last night, Alexa and I went to see EXORCISTIC: THE UNAUTHORIZED ROCK MUSICAL PARODY! We sat right up close to the stage. The cast was great, and the show was fun and silly, with songs like "Movie Star with a F*cked Up Kid" and "Your C*nting Daughter." The theater, Asylum NYC, was pretty cool, too.

Alexa and I holding up our programs in front a step-and-repeat bearing the Exorcistic logo and poster image. A view of the program cover with the stage just beyond it. We sat right up close!
27/8/2025, 1:15:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My word, it's actually chilly this morning!

27/8/2025, 11:41:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a weirdly modern title for such a gothic period piece.

27/8/2025, 1:12:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine having to attend a meeting like this and knowing the only way your job was safe was to constantly and blatantly kiss the boss's ass.

26/8/2025, 6:45:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You should watch the video!

26/8/2025, 4:03:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It looks like I'm not the only one who has discovered the joy of starting the day with reading!

26/8/2025, 3:36:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not complainy enough.

26/8/2025, 3:26:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday!

26/8/2025, 3:25:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alert! The e-book of A HAUNTED HISTORY OF INVISIBLE WOMEN: TRUE STORIES OF AMERICA'S GHOSTS by @leannareneehieber.bsky.social and @andreajanes.bsky.social is on sale for just $1.99!

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Nothing to see here, folks, just a sitting president publicly threatening a private citizen with a DOJ investigation because he dared to criticize the president on TV.

The usual nonsensical gibberish from Daddy Dementia, ending with threatening to have the DOJ reopen the
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That description is way off!

25/8/2025, 11:07:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I listened to that today, too!

25/8/2025, 10:03:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's never too soon to start thinking about which movies to include in my annual Halloween triple feature! Right now, these are the ones I'm leaning toward, although things could change by the time October 31st rolls around. 1) Candyman (1992) 2) Sleepaway Camp (1983) 3) Ginger Snaps (2000)

25/8/2025, 3:02:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really energizing the Democratic base with his strong opposition!

25/8/2025, 1:26:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, nice!

25/8/2025, 2:04:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"If complimenting Hitler would bring an early end to the Holocaust, would you do it?" - an idiot

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I didn't love the series, but "Cigarette Burns" was my favorite, followed by "Incidents."

24/8/2025, 5:57:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a piece of garbage.

24/8/2025, 1:50:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BREAKING NEWS: In return for being moved from her federal prison to a minimum-security Club Fed, a convicted trafficker and sex offender said that the man who claimed to grab women
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I'm sorry. The Internet is awful.

24/8/2025, 12:35:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had a great time running into my friends Nick Cato and @shannonbarracato.bsky.social at the Brooklyn Horror Society's 2nd anniversary BBQ in Prospect Park! (Only horror nuts would wear black t-shirts on a sunny 80-degree day!)

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Jesus

23/8/2025, 6:11:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whenever I buy something from an online retailer, I make certain to un-tick the "send me emails about products and sales" box at checkout. And then I get emails from them anyway. The box is a lie.

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Welcome back, PEACEMAKER!

22/8/2025, 11:54:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Writer's block is usually my brain telling me I took a wrong turn somewhere in what I'm writing. Rereading and editing usually get things flowing again.

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Just like an old time movie About a ghost from a wishing well In a castle dark or a fortress strong With chains upon my feet You know that ghost is me And I will never be set free As long as I'm a ghost you can't see (2/2)

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It's so interesting to me that Gordon Lightfoot, in his classic 1970 love song "If You Could Read My Mind," uses such gothic imagery: (1/2)

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Having a great time at Penn & Teller's 50th anniversary show at Radio City Music Hall!

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22/8/2025, 1:30:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was this Readercon?

21/8/2025, 8:49:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice of you to dress up for the interview. ;-)

21/8/2025, 8:26:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just FYI, he's not actually going to join any patrols. At most, someone's going to drive him around for half an hour.

21/8/2025, 8:25:39 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My review of ANCIENT IMAGES by Ramsey Campbell.

21/8/2025, 7:04:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So excited for The Twisted Spine! Big congrats to Lauren Komer and James Mellow! I'm already anticipating this will be a home away from home for me and so many others!

21/8/2025, 4:01:03 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you read and enjoyed MONUMENTS IN DARKNESS, it could use some reviews to help spread the word. Amazon remains the most useful place for a review, but if you'd rather review it on Goodreads or your website, blog, or social media, that's appreciated, too. Every little bit helps! Thanks so much!

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Reading is one of the few pleasures in my life!

21/8/2025, 3:03:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really like this photo John Kwok took of me reading at the Brooklyn Books & Booze series Tuesday night!

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For me, that only came through time and experience. I can trust my instincts to tell me if my writing has taken a wrong turn, or needs to be punched up, or characters have achieved their goals too easily. It takes the form of writer's block, stopping me until I fix what needs to be fixed.

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Such a terrible tragedy.

20/8/2025, 8:07:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For some reason I wasn't able to tag @svpthinks.bsky.social in the original post, so I'm doing it here. The ways of Bluesky continue to confuse me.

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Pictures courtesy of series host @randeedawn.com (and @kradec.bsky.social, who took the group photo with Randee's phone).

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I had a great time at last night's @bklynbooksbooze.bsky.social reading along with Steven Van Patten, @mimimondal.bsky.social, and @aahabershaw.bsky.social! Thanks to everyone who came to listen and purchased a copy of MONUMENTS IN DARKNESS!

Group photo of four authors (plus host Randee Dawn) outside Barrow's Intense. We are all holding up our most recent publications. Me standing at the lectern and holding up a copy of my new collection MONUMENTS IN DARKNESS.
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Thanks for coming, Amy!

20/8/2025, 1:55:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy book birthday to the great @sadiehartmann.bsky.social, whose new book, FERAL AND HYSTERICAL: MOTHER HORROR'S ULTIMATE READING GUIDE TO DARK AND DISTURBING FICTION BY WOMEN, hits bookstores today!

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I watched "Sweet Revenge," the new FRIDAY THE 13TH short made in conjunction with Angry Orchard. I didn't dislike it, but it's nothing new. At least it's not the extended Angry Orchard commercial I was worried it would be, although the product placement is noticeable. It doesn't skimp on the gore.

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Plus, all that on-screen pollen makes me want to sneeze!

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I've never loved it. It always felt like less than the sum of it parts to me.

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As a cord-cutter myself, it always feels like a weird luxury to have regular TV at a hotel. But then I start flipping through the channels and realize there's nothing I want to watch, and that's when I remember one of the major reasons I cut the cord: cable is hundreds of channels full of nothing.

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When I start my day with quiet reading, I feel less on edge and more productive and content.

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Happy book birthday to my pals @cgolden.bsky.social and @briankeene.bsky.social, whose new anthology, THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT: NEW TALES OF STEPHEN KING'S THE STAND, hits bookstores today!

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Oh no!

19/8/2025, 1:15:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I you're going to read ONE short story this year, THIS should be the ONE. "The Net" by Nick Mamatas www.picpublishing.ca/one.html Share away!!

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There's a version of Supes and Lois on the Supergirl world, too, but it turns out this particular show is on a separate world, even after the CW's version of Crisis on Infinite Earths. Why did they do that? Who knows?

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There are like 6 of them.

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This reading is happening TOMORROW NIGHT! Come hear me and these other phenomenal authors delight your ears with our dulcet tones! Also, I'll have copies of MONUMENTS IN DARKNESS for sale! Don't miss it! www.facebook.com/events/74227...

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Very different from the way Lucy was portrayed on Supergirl, but apparently that's a different world.

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Not my favorite plot line.

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I remember reading it in high school back in the '80s, long before I heard of Kate Bush, and loving it!

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The dice were definitely not with me in today's D&D game. I rolled three critical failures IN A ROW!

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Sad to hear Terence Stamp has left us. I first saw him as General Zod, of course, but it wasn't long before I saw again and again what an exceptional actor he was. R.I.P.

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The people applauding American troops marching down American streets are the same people who would have applauded the Redcoats for the Boston massacre.

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Sad news.

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My Instagram feed is glitching out again and showing me week-old posts from my friends with my Likes removed.

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Congratulations!

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I was cheated by a mouse!

16/8/2025, 10:01:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the fuck?

16/8/2025, 8:59:37 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy to have my once-a-year arepa at the 8th Avenue Street Fair today! (Alexa wanted to take a picture of me devouring it, but I spared you the horror!)

An arepa stand at a street fair.
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Thank you!

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