I bet he's going to take his face off and reveal he's been Epstein the whole time.
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I bet he's going to take his face off and reveal he's been Epstein the whole time.
Seriously, it was a much better way to spend a pandemic
Cry hammock and let sleep the dogs of war
Wild (but not suprising) that the political unity around the Epstein Files was quickly dismantled by a jeans commercial.
You're doing the thing!
Thanks, The Social Network
youtube.com/watch?v=Afet... An important PSA
You release the Epstein files, that's how
Bonus points if you find a way to use it *in* bed
Keep asking about the Epstein Files
But also Happy Birthday Sam!
Best I can do is 7 Canadian dollars a month for the foreseeable future
Keep pushing, y'all
May the Epstein Files surround him like the Russians around Berlin
I love Sinners so much, I don't want a Sinners 2. I want artists to have access to the means to tell their stories.
Ahh, to be traumatized by that scene for the first time again...
Yall remember that scene from V for Vendetta where Stephen Fry mocks John Hurt on his TV show? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Imagine lying so badly the internet comment section didn't buy it.
Finally, an even worse artist turned dictator
@vornietom.bsky.social providing the ultimate response for online discourse
I'm not saying I'm getting old, but that cumulus is really starting to get on my nerves
2003: the Da Vinci Code is the book that captivated the world 2025: Most humans have neither the attention span nor the literacy (literal *and* media) to read the Da Vinci Code
Holy fuck bud, congrats you learned a new word from the internet, your whole vocabulary is all thesaurus and no dictionary
Finally, actually, a spicy take thread:
Leftists have to really rally and coordinate to prevent any potential candidate from being what happened in 1968
2003: the Da Vinci Code is the top selling book of the year 2025: Most humans are incapable of reading the Da Vinci Code.
You know you'll have to release the unedited footage, right?
I hope you find your way out of this rectangular void and find yourself IRL with the ones you love.
Strangely enough, society could learn a thing or two from The Rulette episode on @gamechangershow.bsky.social
Make America Niiiiiiice Again
Phase 1 of Michael's plan to sneak into Canada: complete
I look forward to 007 seducing an incomprehensible eldtritch horror
When the hippy is also a jock
I seriously think the Social Internet is 21st century cigarettes. Complete with secondary smoke causing a lot of harm in nonusers.
I dunno, fam. At this point, just let people know you love them.
Mark Zuckerburg once again foiled by his worst enemy, Mark Zuckerburg.
Lol literally as I'm watching his conversation with Adam Conover
Hey Siri, play Gary Jules 'Mad World'
Mathematically, #NoKings had a bigger crowd size.
The sounds of millions calling for his removal is a way better soundtrack
Hopping on here to report that social media is trash and being irl with the homies is superior in every way
Would've been there, but @fdsignifier.bsky.social dropped at the same time
Discovering IDLES is the music fan equivalent of the heart-broken person realizing they could in fact love again #musicsky
Now that the Now You See Me series finally named one of their films Now You Don't, my next target will be Zootopia 2 not being called 2topia
I think we found our Berserk Horse #iykyk
Maybe Odysseus, but does Odyhearus?
What acute picture
Following this journey since the late aughts has been wild
@mikewtrapp.bsky.social Um Actually, Tomorrow and Tomorrow is from Macbeth, but I get what you were going for
And Penelope Cruz was born as The Odyssey
Popachu, I choose you! (Throws envelope into jar)
As someone who was close to circling that drain as a young person, it's astounding to see these boys not being able to take a 'no' on the chin and move on with their lives
How did you know that I sang Kiss from a Rose at Karaoke AND rewatched Batman Forever like a week ago??
Or an amazing James Bond Blaxploitation film
Hello from Canada! Our right wing guy just lost his job!
Aight #cdnpoli catch ya at the next one, eh?
At time of tweeting, I only know he lost his seat and he could only stay in if someone gives up their seat for him. As far as I understand it.
He totally did.
Because we're learning from y'alls mistakes
Careful what you admit on social media, you might accidentally get hired by the actual Olympic committee
Canada, if you vote, America would be sooooo jealous #cdnpoli
It must be acknowledged that with the fear, anger and grief from the Lapu Lapu Festival attack, there will likely be people on these platforms using this event and these feelings to manipulate, disinform and sow bad-faith discourse. #medialiteracy
Ooh, so stwong, big amewican boi so stwong
Vote like it could be your last time.
Fair enough! I see the internet as chaotic neutral
Ultimate villain origin story
Y'know what? Fair enough.
Jokes on you, @polygon.com , he's been in prison the whooole time
Nature is healing
@gamechangershow.bsky.social is a show that hits like an 18-wheeler on the Autobahn in ways you did not think were possible in the medium of comedy
Now we know Hank read Stormy Daniel's book
One of those things that should be obvious, but boy there probably people who need the reminder
Spring is fresh and so is this fade
Let's find the nearest tennis court!
More like Kanyikes West
Somewhere in the world, for reasons unknown to him, Sir Mix-A-Lot burst into tears
With an hour left of Trans Visibility Day, I can scientifically confirm that it's possible to see a Trans person and have a perfectly fine rest of your day
Hey America, Fucking do something about it
Vancouver Film Community knows how to party #crazy8s25
Actively snubbed Chris Evans because he didn't save her son in the First Avenger
Going through the Hip in chronological order is the new Canadian National Anthem.
They probably can't find Vietnam, Iraq or Afghanistan either
April 28th Canada. We have the opportunity to not make the same mistakes.
I guess we'll be seeing if Canadians have been taking notes
Hahaha #yvr
Mike, it's the internet. There absolutely is someone.
No no, you don't get a 2nd planet until you can prove you can take care of your 1st one!
The J.D. stands for Jance Dance
Now that’s an American. The kind I’ve known all my life. More of this from all of you please.
Yeah that sounds like an appendage only small birds have
Trump is Dunning-Kruger maxing out both stats
Elon is the Tommy Wisesu of geo-politics