JD Vance if he was honest: “I don’t care about anything. What Trump does or who he s*xually harassed or assaulted… I actually only think about not having anything to care about. I am a puppet and enjoy the hand up my a$$. Oh… and I do actually feel bad about killing the last Pope. Okay… no I don’t.”
Trump is a literal nothing-burger. He does this because he can, not because it’s useful. Effective. Helpful. Peaceful. Red states have huge crime. So they come to my state to arrest hard working people with no criminal records? The biggest criminal is running… ruining this country.
Or also… there is no danger in the first place. They just want to make chaos out of deflection. I’m angry that they are attacking nothing to make something.
Nothing worse than a two week old TACO.
You want me to tell you what he’s gonna’ say? I’m pretty sure we all know what he is going to say.
Just make him president already.
Let’s stop the imagination game. They took young impressionable women and groomed them to be used. Abused. If she gets any sense of peace before the victims get… This is on Trump. There is no other option.
But… but… “nobody cares anymore about that” said every republican.
Wow. Impressive? 🤷🏽♂️ Yes, I’m fine. Hope you’re doing well.
This was literally 2019. Iron grip and tries to force a sweaty kiss. I guess her being in college is… okay? Nah. Still just as gross.
Jordan has the NBA record of 38 games with 40+point games in the playoffs. It’s little more impressive than Bruson’s 9.
Jordan: 38. Kinda hard to miss that one.
Ep. 1 Season 2: The One with the Pedophiles.
Republicans: Yeah… but he gives us money.
Nice job leaving out the other thousands of lies. Just kidding. But, there is a whole lot more lies.
I wish I paid enough attention to care about bots. I don’t. Like, ever. I’m not looking for confirmation or support. I just respond to stuff and I worry more about spelling.
As long as pizza exists I will never kill myself.
Gen X. And its not close.
If you’re a pedo… blink twice…
I mean… if it was a young puppy that wasn’t well trained, Noem would’ve approved the Marines to invade Texas. Good thing the President of Mexico (Sheinbaum) was there to save Americans.
Not sure where papa pedo is popular besides the Republican party.
Couldn’t of happened to a nicer guy. Honestly… he was a hero for me as a kid. But, I grew up and he called me and everyone I know n****rs… With the hard R. Fuck Hogan. Burn bitch.
Un-President him. Thank you, America
At this point I’m totally fine with guessing lying, because it’s probably closer to the actual truth.
Or 3 minutes missing.
I mean it worked out for *Jonestown. *calm down history buffs… I know it was Flavor-Aid.
Those might be the two worst biceps I’ve ever seen flex.
I predict a plumbing issue that will destroy everything where the evidence is being held.
We can shorten it to “Opera Whore House”.
Maxwell: Pardon me? No really. Pardon me.
Mike Johnson: I feel like… you misunderstood what I said. Oh wait… it’s on record? It’s recorded? Um… did you hear that Ozzie Osborne died?
Pretty sure if you told him he had another gig, he’d sit right up and get on stage.
I’m hoping that the new Democratic slogan. We tried Hope. We tried Choice. We tried the Constitution. Now the people have to tell this administration to “Go Fuck Yourself”.
If you see this, post a character with White Hair
Thank you. I had a chicken bone stuck in my throat and that image heimliched me.
The release of the files was never going to happen, but the sloppy and obvious actions this administration is taking to keep evidence covered (it’s been destroyed like 10x over by now) is nothing short of criminal. And we pay them.
Trump: “Who?”
I’m officially never leaving my house.
Cruz is the weather alert system. If he’s not in town, you should get ready for some natural disaster.
I mean… it’s Trump. So you know he did it. That’s all the evidence we need.
But… Biden did it. Or something. Not trying to joke. It’s crazy not taking responsibility by this administration is the rule.
Please… let the Clippers take him. Please please please don’t come to the Lakers. I don’t want one of the most overpaid and overrated players as a Lakers. Bradley Beal is a black hole of salary.
Peter should know economics, his economics expert Ron Vara has never been wrong.
80+ people and children really would’ve liked if you cried wolf.
It’s Monday. We’re all just going to work. I’ve had four friends, American born but brown… just going to work. No criminal history. Parents. Tax payers. People with military in family. Teachers. Owners of businesses. If you’re brown, you will meet the ground. Thanks. We hate it. Leave LA.
Yeah, but they were already born. Republicans don’t care about you after you’re born. So this is the correct action from them per usual.
His early weather alert system is waaaayyyy better than whatever Texas has.
Okay… here’s the deal… He is disgusting. He did it.
Well they took a break from murdering and fentanyl and insane asylums and murder and farming and construction and stealing and babysitting, all the murder and drugs and taking care of their family and eating cats and dogs…oops, sorry wrong people. Or… they care more than the politicians of Texas.
I read that as: Trump is guilty.
Hey bud… you can’t threaten or bribe natural disasters. It doesn’t vote for either party. It doesn’t have a religion. Your cult took away all the advantages for these victims to have a chance. You’re all mass murderers. You want to pray, however, the blood on your hands is in the way.
I’m pretty sure we’re at mid-zombie level now. The brain and the body already had a hard communication. Ummm… maybe I’m going to much credit to both brain and body.
24 Dead In Texas Flood As State Officials Blame *Trump For National Weather Service. *Fixed the error.
They’re praying for the millions of dollars they’re going to make in the name of Trump… er… I mean *god… *psst… Trump is their god.
That contract with the devil is gotta’ end soon.
It read to me as Mike’s son being alerted of his father’s porn intake.
If 1% of people believe it, then it worked. This is such a shi++y world.
This evil administration and I are just not working out. It’s not me… it’s you. I wish you the best? 🤷🏽♂️ I’m getting my toothbrush and clothes and I’m going to care about everyone. Do as much as I can to care about everybody. It’s actually not that hard to do. It’s cheaper actually.
Actually… it’s mad that you work overtime.
When it rains it pours over people that didn’t want this sh!t in the first place.
Yeah but this is a Christian country or something like that… Because… you know… Um… Stuff and things in a Bible?
One of our favorite things to do is to go around our neighborhood seeing all the fireworks. Friends and family having a great experience. Kids running around. Having fun. Laughing. But so many are not doing it this year. They’re ordering pizza and watching a movie. I wonder why. Oh… Yeah. NVM.
How this isn’t a bigger story is silenced by the craziness of this administration hitting everyone, everywhere, all at once. Thank you Joe. Trump can’t be bothered from golfing.
This shows what we know. They do not care about you. Military, minority, and a hero. Please leave our country.
They won in 1979. Unless I’m missing the joke.
Well yeah, it doesn’t take that many people to swing a putter.
Birds of a feather fluck together… Oops I accidentally put an ‘L’ in there.
Yup. Needed that.
“It was a good show, but where were the cats?… Did the Haitians eat them? Melania… why are you walking away? I have you for another 30 minutes”. *Paraphrasing but probably accurate.
Trump: “Oh… I thought the whole month was time off for black people. Sorry. I get really racist when I don’t play golf.”
Trump is too weak.
The thing is that this doesn’t need to happen in the first place. Regardless, I’m glad to see some people treated with dignity.
Two… weeks… or something…
Please read up on this man. Never a Celtic fan. In fact that’s my rival team. But, Jaylen is putting in so much work and time to help.
Oh he’s gonna’ break that record this year.
You might be Russian to conclusions.
Musk. I’ll leave that there.
Did he donate $1 million+ to Trump? No? So yeah, he’s gonna’ be deported. Doesn’t matter he helped the US or that his brother was killed and father was abducted. He’s brown. So… ICE and stuff.
40yrs watching basketball and that was one of the best plays I’ve ever seen. OKC for game 7 tho.
Very busy doing nothing.
Too low of a number. He’s literally been committed of crimes.
Sorry… I couldn’t tell. They all look alike.
Nope. I don’t believe something that beautiful is real. 🥹
No… Putin said you’re a penis.
He don’t wanna’ TACO ‘bout it.
Dat 10% tax cut to tanning salons doing work. Fkn morons run this country.
He actually doesn’t need a Finals MVP. Siakam has been a HoF for a while now.
I’ve watched NBA basketball for 40+ yrs and I’m not a Pacers fan… But that was an amazing play. Like the dunk… love the pass.
Always two weeks. Because he’s too weak.
Two weeks. Lol. This is a comic catchphrase by now.
Thanks. I hate it.
