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Fantastic. Still bloody expensive though 😂
How much is a doughnut? £6.95? So if 50,000 of us bought a doughnut against Villa, that’s £347,500 in the till. If we did that for our 19 home league games, that’s £6,692,500. That’s half of Grealish’s wages! Eat out to help out wasn’t it?
Onwards 🍩💪🏻✈️⚽️
What is it? Lasagne?
Same. The grandkids can look at them in 40 years time like I do my Bayern Munich one.
Doughnuts for transfers 🍩💪🏻💙
Why are there so many arseholes in the world? Today has been full of them 🤬
Laughed too much at that
Out out on a school night. Excellent 🍸 🍺
I do. Sly / Corrupt 6. Usual bias
No. Just no.
It’s boss!!!! 💙 But I’m still going one game at a time… Let’s beat Villa.
I’m winding it in a bit. Let’s beat Villa first. One game at a time. UTFT 💪🏻💙
Chelsea 🤝🏻 Cnuts
We wait. If you’d have offered us that in January, 5th and those additions, we’d have all had a party. In Moyes we trust.
Well done 👏
Bravo girl 👏 👏 Infamy.
Enjoy. Wake up in time for the Villa match next Saturday.
😂 He’s a decent right back
Anything on Patterson Paddy?
Good shout
Can he play right back?
Have you asked the question today Mike for the final time?
So I’ve seen 😉
Thought so. Sitting around on the tarmac waiting for the call 🤦♂️
‘Sake. Why can’t they just send him here on Dan’s plane?
You’d like to think so…
The irony will bypass so many of the gammon.
Done 💙
💪🏻💙
You are doing the great man’s work.
Have you gone full @tonycampari.bsky.social ? 😂😂
Nah, as much as we love him, he won’t come back. He’s got Champs League there for a start. And, should you ever go back…? 🤔
Street rat? Nah, he’s a Cnut.
Too funny 😆
I’m hoping it’s not half the West Ham team…
Pickford. Obvs.
Tourists. Like all the knobs at the shite.
And let’s hope Arsenal put at least 2 more than the Shite, past the Shite…. 🤞🏻
Maybe one who provides more assists in 2 games than he managed all last season…. 🤔
Nah…
In the 103rd minute…
That’s perfect. In Diamond Blue metallic if I’m not mistaken?
You get them free????
I keep saying it, different gravy.
I loved the grey kit but got given a blue one for my 12th birthday.
I keep looking at the gaol difference we need to overtake the Shite.
That explains a lot. Shame. Thanks for sharing.
So they should be at those prices
Did you eat them both? 🤔
What an absolute bell end.
Well said.
Positive!!! Positive!! None of this pessimistic Everton crap. Come on man! 💪🏻💙
And we’ll all need wider seats if we eat 8m doughnuts between us this season.
The main paragraph was poetry.
Ok, I’ll let it ride. But don’t think it hasn’t been noted.
BREAKING NEWS: Everton Football Club have returned to playing the sport football.
That dream 💪🏻💙
Normally I would 💯 agree with your glue statement, BUT, amd it’s a big but, he has been ok this season.
You mentioned him who should not be mentioned
Season didn’t start until Brighton anyway
Pep is a weirdo 😂
That would be delicious
I won’t see a better sentence today. 👏 👏 👏
New found Everton optimism. I’m absolutely loving it!! 💪🏻💙
Post every day on this site please @evertonfc.com Not just the facist one.
I’ve watched it 3 times 😂 The boy Astro is back. Fuck the kopites in his street, let them hear it!
Or indeed any right back would do.
Le’ me tell y’all something’… He’s back baby!!!! Woooooooooooooo!! 💪🏻💙
The Wedding Venue. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ‘Kin ‘ell
The signings. The team. The gaffer. The back room. The fans deserve it 💙
So Everton…
A promise is a promise 💪🏻💙
Have you been fare dodging Brian?
Ok, I concede that Keane hasn’t let us down. Tarks is probably rusty. Hands held up 🙌🏻 I’m wrong.
Pre season finished at Leeds. Season started at HD. 💪🏻
That new show that we all watch now.
Ahhhh, that would be the sly cnuts at Sly getting their wish….
That’s cos he’s next to Keane. Nervy.
6 points deducted
We made it harder than it needed to be like. But 3 wins in 3 at least. 2 weeks now to get Branthwaite nearer to fitness. Happy days Toffees.
Ooooof 💪🏻💙
Seconded 🙋🏼♂️ 🍩💙
WE ARE THE KINGS OF AUGUST
Get in 💪🏻💙
Usual Oliver bias
There is a calm about the defence when he plays. Tarks has a 6th sense about him when he plays. Keane… Tarks is nervy.
Micro Knob
Not sure I’ve ever seen him fall to the floor. * Ndiaye, not Thelwell….