That’s much worse!
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That’s much worse!
I heard he R U N N O F T
We need a real concert venue. At least a semi-legal DIY space
am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP
The only rapture I'm interested in is the rapture that produced seminal 2003 dance-punk track "house of jealous lovers" and I'm not even really that interested in them tbh
Les Calamités - The Kids Are All Right [France, Garage Rock] (1984) jangly Who cover with female vocal, English language, French accent https://redd.it/1kc46et https://youtu.be/9cDv4meC_uE
Talking to my 82 year old mom about all the news of Trump. She interrupted me and said, “Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!” Holy Wisdom Shit Balls
He’s making a lot of sense here imo
one reason i don't complain much about bluesky's (terrible) moderation is because you're supposed to hate the mods. there has never been a good mod. best case scenario, a poster sacrifices his humanity and takes on the mantle knowing he will be villified, spat on, name cursed for generations, etc
Plotting my next move…
No pretty sure that’s their best
So proud to announce my speaking engagement at Barnard where I will be saying "toy boat" over and over really fast. Wish me luck
no way dude. cmon. that cant be it
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
celebrities out walking characters they’ve played instead of their dogs: thread
unlike most place names like this, they actually do have a grove of elk there
Really? Why????
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2-C...
They missed a few but that’s a good start.
I always think of him as your coworker at Netflix first and foremost
Some observations from this thread: - Most headlines use active verbs & identify federal agents as aggressors! Only Sun-Times uses "clashes" - Most emphasize presence of electeds/candidates & disproportionately quote electeds/candidates - Only Sun-Times quotes family members of detained immigrants
i’m not sick but i’m not well
VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2
If the Powerman 5000 guy ends up being a better director than Rob Zombie I will laugh and laugh
Dudes rock
Going Unc Mode
“It’s ok to not be ok” No it’s not this shit sucks
Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
“It’s ok to not be ok” No it’s not this shit sucks
He’s just like me for real
Ugh I just want things to be nice and not horrible so I can be shallow.
what a beaut
"learn to feel joy in the world again and yes, learn to feel joy in the pain of enemies "
On my steam deck straight up downloading it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_7...
everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr
That’s what’s up @ultrakillblast.bsky.social @bookowl.bsky.social
New shirt, paying tribute to the grooviest forehead in wrestling. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8056...
Was not expecting this news out of Naperville or Wheaton tbh
telling a kid they should be a lawyer when they grow up is an absolutely foolproof way to call them an annoying little shit without anyone getting mad at you
Need to restore your faith in humanity? Listen to Lungfish #powerofmusic www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxIb...
I did not have front page of Discogs on my 2025 bingo card. www.discogs.com/digs/music/t... #DahliaSeed4Ever
On my steam deck straight up downloading it
Jokingly said “goodbye cruel world” and a memory surfaced of a knickknack my great aunt had that fascinated me as a kid (These images are from the internet, yes that is poop on the baby’s head)
As reactionaries plunge society into a new dark age, it's important to remember what drove them to do it: - Black guy was president once - Sometimes there's a girl in video game - Had to remember a new pronoun - Can't harass ladies in office anymore - Some people said that cops & genocide are bad
Eve: "Adam, lend me your handkerchief." Adam: "Not possible, they'd confiscate this card." Milford Haven Collection, ca. 1904. Ref E.524:509-2001, V & A Museum.
if the new york times asked me anything this is what i would say, too
a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval
there are no eyes of history, especially not in this blighted country. the curse of how we feed means a forever lack of memory and glut of fantasy. old enough to remember pledges to never listed to clear channel radio, never shop at wal-mart or hobby lobby, never watch Fox News, never eat chik-fil-a
people have forgotten that for literal decades THIS was the median opinion on trans people.
barnard president, I will come to your college and present my most depraved and challenging concepts for a *very* reasonable fee.
It’s simple: - News bloopers - unlikely animal friendships Everything else fuckin SUCKS
I’m doing nothing as of 8
Damn. And on my birthday too
You guys need a hand?
“What’s for dinner?” “A elk”
Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
Hey authority
Hey man cool Sprinter
My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com
Hal from Malcolm in the Middle
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'over' has got to be my favourite way for all this to blow. just really not into 'up'
Trad husband doesn’t seem to be taking off the way trad wife did. Weird.
Post the video so people can see his inbred German shepherd hips
We could be 5 to 10 years from toothpaste that can regrow tooth enamel. The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040. The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.
Sorry but thank you
a few months ago a mutual wrote me a script which allowed me to grab all the stupid photoshops and memes I had created on my last account before I deleted it so here's a small dump of some
new bot! @chicago-seasons.bsky.social i found someone on r/chicago who wrote their own local interpretation of the japanese calendar's traditional division of the year into 72 microseasons of 5 days each. it'll post a description on the first day of each kō. please share to your chicago feeds!
BREAKING: Students at Boston University have taken over the student union in solidarity with Gaza. Read their demands in the thread
Update. Thankfully not a hit piece.
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STREETS OF RAGE SEGA 1991 SEGA GENESIS
With all the divisiveness in politics today I thought it would be nice to launch a new website that affirms something we can all agree on: a staggering number of Republicans are pedophiles. pedoconservatives.com
young men should join d&d groups, where they will either meet women or discover that they were one all along.
Old USA joke
I just need to read about one company that says, "Don't be an idiot, they wrote that post on their own time and it's not even a lie." Just one company that will show the most fleeting glimmer of spine.
I have unlocked the ultimate Podcast Promo ability: making little animated horizontal videos that I post to Bluesky only. This episode is a gift to you: no one else is talking about the movie chairs that beat your ass and spit on you. We are the heroes who picked up this burden
STAMPEDE!!!
its own kind of wet clinging
What kind of ghost are you going to be?
Pear soda from Georgia. Drinking it makes you less refreshed somehow
don't say people weren't celebrating, that won't help. they're coming after people who clearly weren't celebrating. what you need to be doing instead is defending everyone they come after no matter what because they don't get to make mourning nazis a requirement. concede nothing to the fascists
I’ve been off Twitter for a while.
If I could figure that out I'd be a very happy guy
I’m between John and Kevin you’ll have to take my word for now
Birthday buddies! Probably kinda
