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This is a country living in terror of a non-existent crime wave, getting rid of vaccines which saved millions of lives, and indulging in economic policies which we saw fail 100 years ago. It's a deeply disordered place.
the world will never look at pilots the same way again
booooooo!
The Battle of DC is underway, brave US troops march on the nation’s Capitol, meeting the enemy head on in a desperate struggle against littering. With steel in their hearts and plastic bags in their hands, the troops brave behind enemy lines.
but he called the cops before they ate it. did both kids notice when they were eating the Blizzard?
does a little alarm go off at Kirk HQ and little Charlie walks over to his device type whatever shitty thought is running through his head at that moment or does he have a team come up with these for regular dissemination?
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
sounds very Handmaids Tale
BREAKING Governor J.B. Pritzker threatens to give Malört to invading National Guard troops in Illinois
BREAKING Governor J.B. Pritzker threatens to halt all exports of Malört to states that send National Guard to Illinois
stop protecting the wealthy; they’re EXPLOITING you.
I hope someone sold that to him for $1000 and donated a significant amount to support trans youth.
daggers in their eyes and spit in his food
A D.C. grand jury refused to indict the man accused of throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in D.C. “This is the latest example of [people] refusing to go along with Donald Trump's weaponization of the Department of Justice," says Chris Hayes.
jesus, she’s an actual monster
like, can you pop open a tall, cold one and shop? (who am I kidding? they ain’t gonna stop anyone from doing that)
little late for petitions
just don’t wear while breaking the law. I suggest Dallas Cowboys attire for that
same schtick as his Central Park 5 bullshit
there’s levels of litter that has never been seen before. there are women, beautiful African American women with tears in their eyes saying, “Sir, won’t you have someone pick up the litter?”
The prolonged public torturing of a single man because the state cannot admit to its errors is not something that occurs in a free country
Sold!
“Stringer noted that real officers do not wear ski masks.”
maybe too on the nose, but I liked this around the time it came out
If The Cracker Barrel Logo Is Your 'Culture,' You Don't Have A 'Culture' evanhurst.substack.com/p/if-the-cra...
Last night's clownery
My church expressly encourages it (AORN)
we’re all someone else’s bugs to squash
get everyone of those motherfuckers’ faces
these are the “jack-booted thugs” they kept warning us Obama was going to send.
A balanced eye diet is important
and it shows
The news that Jeffrey Dahmer ate people stood out as a bold departure from culinary norms.
“I wouldn’t be doing what I do if it weren’t for Hannah Arendt” - wint
it’s like an episode of The Wire
to the RIGHT of the guy who threw homeless folks’ stuff in the trash? Mitt Romney runnin’ for the Democratic ticket this time around?
I wrote about the ways different concentration camp systems have ended and how to stop the massive expansion of detention happening in the U.S. right now.
Trump: “Netanyahu is a war hero. I guess I am too.”
ok before Labor Day
Life comes at you fast
he’s right. but hear me out… PREQUEL with McNulty & Bunny Colvin
America is no longer descending into fascism. We are seconds away from impact Military occupation has come to DC. If and when military occupation comes to where you are, there are things that you can do. This article outlines some of them
“Pedophile? That’s a really big word for a little girl your age.” - Donald Trump, flirting
ICE's show of force today in Los Angeles is grim but largely symbolic. They'll kidnap fewer people today than average. We knew they were planning something because their operational tempo slacked from Jul 4-6. Community members got to #MacArthurPark hours ahead of time to warn residents.
I think the point is to condition everyone to submit to white men, regardless of their fitness level
Baltimore has seen a dramatic two-year decline in crime -- especially its murder rate -- with police and prosecutors working specifically and effectively to target repeat violent offenders. There's fuck all some National Guardsmen can do other than stand around and watch. Trump is a fatuous moron.
the thing about “front page news” is *your* front page isn’t everybody else’s. and I assure you, it was not “front page news”
Trump has made no comment. The White House has found the time to post a video of the arrest of that guy who threw a sandwich at a cop, but nothing about a cop killed defending the government's own employees. Marjorie Taylor Greene, whose district includes parts of Atlanta, has also said nothing.
One of these things is not like the other #washingtondc
"Dunn’s attorney says he tried to turn himself in, but instead, 20 officers came to his home to arrest him." Just think about that for a minute.
Imagine wanting to put your name on it at the end
Just another demonstration of how fucking weak the Trump administration and its supporters are.
just wait til Jeanine Pirro weighs in
Nullify the shit outta this jury!
let loose THE SANDWICHES‼️
Imagine what Herschel Walker would’ve said!
See, they weren’t reporting crimes like “existing while black” before.
🔥 Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social to Will Cain : "Do you know how many Republicans joined Dems in Congress to ban gerrymandering? All the Democrats voted for it. 0 Republicans voted for it. Spare me your both sides rhetoric."
shit - I thought he had Meal Team 6 beat by a country mile
"The truth is that contemporary conservatism betrays today’s men by telling them that they are entitled to receive respect and admiration from women, along with the financial fruits of a wealthy society, without giving much of anything in return."
quick reminder that kim davis has no business dictating anyone else’s personal life when hers is the stuff of white trash reality shows
there will be no pardon
Ok this is my laugh for the night.
If you can't begin to imagine what it means to resist fascism in the United States, start by thinking about what it means to protect and defend each other, and what it means to protect and defend anyone targeted for violence by the fascist state.
the latest addition to my outlawed pop culture phrases: the math ain’t mathin’
#ICE Agents Tear Down Cameras And Break Doors And Windows At Restaurant in Burbank Only criminals would need to do this. They know they're breaking the law, and they're destroying anything that can give evidence. #Nuremburg style trials can't come fast enough.
Let’s call it what it is: the most entitled and corrupt White House in American history.
You got a link to that story? I can’t find it myself.
isn’t that the main function of X these days? that, and crypto scams.
God Bless America
Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺
🚨WHOA. According to @haleaziz.bsky.social, the Trump admin was actually going to implement the ICE "bounties" it has repeatedly said were false, offering $200 per arrest leading to a rapid deportation — and only walked the plan back after the New York Times got a copy of the memo.
Guess who is eligible for #StudentLoanForgiveness? First responders? Healthcare workers? Teachers? No. #ICE agents. Your tax dollars at work. tfppwire.com/ice-announce...
Great. Oliver Wolfers just got put on Kash Patel’s list.
They want to go back to a time when college was only for wealthy White men. Because that will make the rest of the population easier to manipulate with misinformation and easier to force into unpaid care roles (women) or underpaid manual labor jobs that remain as more jobs get AI-ed (men).
oh yeah? what about that time we kept yelling the Obama was gonna take all our guns!!?!?!
When all else fails, hold a classic car show.
I had to grab my wallet and take the jalapeños out of my pocket. don’t ask.
I guess it just depends on your point of view
IF that haircut had a name, it would be “The Martingale”
oh, hi there! #posthardcore
that’s a haircut?
Trump does shit every day that should get him impeached. But illegally punishing an entire country — and any Americans who use products or do businesses with anyone in Brazil — because it’s prosecuting its former president for attempting a violent coup is among the worst things he has done.
A BRIDGE TOO FAR? New besties agree: R. Kelly’s secret marriage to Aaliyah disqualifies him from pardon consideration.
Stephen Miller's fascist wet dream, ladies and gentlemen... #MAGAKidnappers
ESPECIALLY the loco ones
Last night I saw a douchebag send a drink back after telling his server “Surprise me”
can’t love this enough
those are great photos and they’re lucky to have em
wow. the smuggest of pricks. how come he’s not constantly getting his face punched?
Look, if you hung out with Bubba The Love Sponge, you’re scum. End of discussion.
They’re going to need a lot of slave labor for that construction
you can’t have shame and be MAGA, so…
