My mistake. Been corrected since. Fucking small print.
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My mistake. Been corrected since. Fucking small print.
Fabrizio reported medical. Tend to believe the man. It's not a biggie, we've got Leoni, but we need to shift that line, 'cause Szoboszlai's talent is wasted at RB.
Guéhi
How the fuck does a national XI fail the medical? #LFC
DOMINIK, YOU BEAUTY #LFC #YNWA
I never liked Zandvoort anyway.
Not like this. Fuck's sake. #F1 #DutchGP #TeamLH
#F1 #DutchGP #TeamLH
Weeell... You both were on 'ER'. They should've treated him.
Can we PLEASE, for the love of everything that's good and pure, LET WOMEN LEAD? If they can't solve this fucking predicament we're all in in 10 years, we can go back to petty cock-measuring contests, but I'm sooooo tired of everything. 2/2
The Middle East had a go. The Far East had a go. North Africa had a go, then the Greek, Rome, then Western Europe. And now this fucking bunch. Early societies were matriarchal. Recently New Zealand, Estonia, Germany, Finland - to name just a few - have been thriving under female leadership. 1/2
Wow.
Okay, so if you've seen 'Thunderbolts*', the way Bob looks at everyone when they get back... That's how your friends with mental health issues look at you when you give them love. When you listen and don't judge. We all just need a hug sometimes. It's not hard. Be a fucking superhero. 💚
Adeus, Ruben. #GRIMUN
Considering it's past his bedtime... Not bad. Welcome to the big leagues, Rio! You absolute beauty! #LFC #YNWA
Yes, but more importantly, the transgender mice don't get that money either. You have to look at the big picture...
Neurosyphilis. There.
Is he having a stroke, or is it me?
Ask Hermann Göring. And don't rule out an 'attack' on the US on home soil. That's how these twunts operate. www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/gui...
Exit Music (for a Film)
BUT YOU PWOMIIIIISED
If you told me 5 years ago that in the future this kid would make me cry on a weekly basis, I would've reported and blocked you.
Beautiful. #LFC #YNWA
This is PRECISELY why you have the 2nd amendment.
If I could just... Skeeted this back in May. And now they're essentially paired up. I fucking love this. #LFC #YNWA
These kids are good. Really. REALLY good. #YNWA #LFC
Welcome to Liverpool, lads!
Rest easy, Prince of fucking Darkness. 🦇🖤
Telling a story whilst dating, comfortably in your forties
Fucking hell, he actually stood there with the players like the dumb fuck he is. Well done running that team photo, cunt. #FIFACWC
Drongo's being booed at the footy. Good. #FIFACWC
This was straight up robotic. Just scary. #Wimbledon
I don't think I've ever started watching a match crying. Beautiful by Preston. #LFC #YNWA
If you haven't felt old today yet, remember that Nolan's Batman trilogy came out 20 years (and a few days) ago. Also, it's Bale Keaton Pattinson West Affleck Kilmer Clooney Don't even try to fucking fight me on this one.
Getting cautiously optimistic. Then again, I'm a fairly new Ferrari fan. #F1 #BritishGP #TeamLH
Oh god no no no no no no NO 😢 #YNWA #LFC
Wait, what? #TheOldGuard2
Please accept my mildest excitement this Canada day. Yay beavers!
OH MY ACTUAL GOD #ProjectHailMary
Yesterday was beautiful. When you think of Hungary, please don't equate us to our teeny-tiny cunt of a dictator. He'll be ousted soon. THIS is us. Love always wins. 🌈 #Pride #LGBTQ
Went to see AC/DC kick off their European tour yesterday in Prague. Fuckers still only know 2 keys, 6 chords and 8 notes, but by god, if this was the warm-up, the rest of you will have the time of your lives. They cannot miss. [Insert superlatives here]
This is what happens when minor TV celebs run the country with the largest army. Bet the ratings are fucking good...
Kids, let this be a lesson. Don't be dictators. Look at this twunt... #Orbán
I'm not big on national pride, in fact, I think it's fucking stupid. Be proud of your own achievements, not the location of your mum's hoo-hoo at the time of your birth. But. Having Dominik, Milos and Ármin in Liverpool feels fucking fantastic. #LFC #YNWA
That may have been Skinner's last play as an Oiler.
Apparently fans are angry, because Lamine spends time in close proximity to an older woman in Italy. Like... Do THEY want to do what she may or may not do to and/or with him? Nothing against it, you do you, but for fuck's sake, let the kid enjoy his time off.
Hey @f1tv.bsky.social, could you send an adult sound engineer to fix the equaliser on the commentators' mics? Tweak the knob around 2 kHz, so we don't all start bleeding from the ears? Cheers. #F1 #F1Academy #CanadianGP
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. Have fun, Kreids. You'll always be a Ranger. 💙❤️ #NYR #LGR
God only knows what I'd be without you. Thank you, Brian. 😢
I really hope it's Guéhi. There was talk about him joining a few weeks back. He would be sensational next to Virgil.
This XI is all attack. And quite a strong one. Surely, Arne will rotate them. It's a looong bench. I'm happy. Maybe sign Guéhi and a couple of forwards as well? Bring Doak home? Call up kids from the Academy? I don't see Chiesa and Nuñez staying very long.
Cody - Luis - Mo Flo - Alexis - Domi Milos - Virgil - Ibou - Jeremie Alisson Be afraid. #LFC #YNWA
USA = one fucking huge Zimbardo experiment. Congratulations.
I genuinely woke up thinking 'how the fuck did the Uruk-hai know what a menu is'
Vance was always Silicon Valley's plan, wasn't he?
Shit, I missed the news. Did he really triple down on transgender mice? Fuck me...
Sure. Today is Russia's Pearl Harbor. The same way the US bombed the shit out of Japan for 3 years (they started a year before the war started!) before getting hit by a surprise attack. Really smart comparison.
So that's a DSQ and 5 points, right? #F1 #SpanishGP
What the fuck were those tyres at the end? #TeamLH #F1 #SpanishGP
Lewis just dunked 9 seconds on the race leader. We're behind the safety car, but it still feels good. #F1 #SpanishGP
Oh, #TeamLH remember that car. It's okay, Kimi. Things will better. #F1 #SpanishGP
Signing Wirtz after signing Frimpong is a very wise move. They're chemistry is brilliant. Signing Kerkez whose chemistry is off the charts with Szoboszlai is fucking genius. #LFC #YNWA
#LIVCRY #LFC #YNWA
Is daddy Stroll waiting until junior actually kills someone? It's high time to be objective and give the seat to someone who's actually earned it. #F1 #MonacoGP
Didn't he say once that he had zero desire to join the Rangers?
I mean, it's funny until someone doesn't see the pile-up... #F2 #MonacoGP
Can we please STOP 👏 CALLING 👏 RECIPES 👏 HACKS 👏 You didn't invent shit, you managed to make a semi-decent omelette. Thank you.
Thank you, Romania. We're really sorry. 🙏
Show me white sidewalls on Sir Lewis 🤞😬🤞 #F1 #EmiliaRomagnaGP
Seriously, who the fuck is directing these broadcasts?! Give adults their jobs back. All you missed was all the action. #F3 #F1TV #EmiliaRomagnaGP
Looking at the state of the world, I'm not saying that how the French treated the ancien régime was the perfect way, but one can see their point. #Trump #Putin #Orban
Lewis telling everyone to be patient and then this quali happens. #F1 #EmiliaRomagnaGP
Please don't show me a car in the wall at Tamburello and then cut to Briatore's cunt head... #F1 #F1TV #EmiliaRomagnaGP
What's your dancing style?
Wasn't ready for that feeling when, upon seeing Elizabeth Olsen bathe Alicia Vikander, I just want to shake the latter. 'The Assessment' is a seriously great film.
😱 Absolutely adore the 312T4. Then again, I'm one of the weirdos who loved the Caterham CT05. Yes. The first iteration.
Connections Puzzle #696 🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
Yah.
I've forwarded the video you're reacting to to our group chat along with some of my own comments about the members' mothers' genitals. It was a very special bonding experience.
Wait till you google Neanderthal face
Why do American foodtubers think that mispronouncing Worcestershire is still funny? Was it ever? You'd think this is the right time to not sound ignorant and condescending over there...
Trying not to get ahead of myself here, but the Rangers won the Presidents' Trophy in '92 (and '24), missed the playoffs in '93 (and '25) and won the thing in '94. No pressure there, Sully. Welcome back! #NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
He paused when I pressed the like button. 😀
Micheletti's gone too?! And what a mensch to announce weeks after Sam to avoid stealing the spotlight. Thank you for the calls, Joe. You were fantastic. 🥹 #NYR #LGR
Is this too much to ask for? #F1 #Ferrari @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social
I don't know what these people are on, but my birthday is coming up Monday. Could anyone get me some?
Fucking F1TV app can only be sideloaded on my Android TV for some reason. I have to do this with every. Single. Fucking. Update. No APK on the official site, so I'm using APKMirror. Now the cunts at APKMirror decided to charge for their 'service'. Just perfect. #F1 #F1TV
FINALLY. #DoctorWho
To be fair to DC, with that Macca, it was essentially a victory.
The first Greek and the first Hungarian. The first Dutch manager. The 20th. Couldn't bleet until I got rid of all the tough man-sweat outta my eyes. What a perfect afternoon. Thank you, lads. ❤️❤️ #YNWA #LFC
I'm terribly sorry. We're OLD old. 😀
Wanna feel REALLY old? Coulthard did the same 30 years ago (in September). Estoril, pole, fastest lap, win.
The pope checking out on Easter Monday after meeting the VP is peak 2025. Fuck.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE TRACK?! #WEC #6hImola
Easy with the waterboarding jokes there, Jacquesy, you're in Saudi Arabia.
Are we cautiously optimistic?