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How did they lose four games
I get why a Bears fan would be confused about others being excited about a QB
College basketball fans to Sunday Night Football fans watching the clock review
Bo Nix is going to be NFL MVP
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Swiss Family Robinson >>>>>>>
Throwing out there that Michigan AD Warde Manuel has hired three head football coaches Turner Gill Bob Diaco Sherrone Moore
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I’m sad
Pain
One of the cool things about having a relatively scant history is you can say things like “that is the best catch in school history” and be right
UConn blew the lead. BUT THEN DROVE DOWN THE FIELD INCLUDING A CIRCUS CATCH AND FORCED OVERTIME. WE’RE DIFFERENT NOW.
Oh my god Skyler Bell one-handed catch in double coverage on fourth down
UConn is up 5. Syracuse has the ball and 80 yards to go. Two minutes left. I know how this would have ended for the last 15 years. Let’s do it different this time.
Coffin corner punt out at the 3. Everything is coming up UConn.
This is not on linear TV. The national people that follow me are not watching. Please, boot up ESPN+ and check it out. UConn is for real. Welcome to Hell @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
Jim Mora Jr. has Fran Brown in the dojo
UConn has Syracuse in hell
UConn is just straight up better than Syracuse at football.
I thought P4 teams were supposed to be good
The world where UConn is 10-0 and I get to spend the last month of the season arguing why the playoff is illegitimate if UConn is excluded is becoming more and more real by the second. I want this so badly for me.
A full hour of delay in the NFL game and you didn’t spend it watching the latest episode of Alien Earth. You wasted it! You fool!
Dangerous to overreact to the NFL season 45 minutes in but it’s clear the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl if they had a better d-line
The wet chains are what make the magic happen.
Nationally almost no one watched UConn, but they brought back basically their entire offense, including a 7th-year (!) QB, set a school record for yards, are playing a schedule that is not exactly rigorous, and have Skyler Bell, who rules. Fun ahead.
Look, I know it’s easy to goof on the early returns of the Belichick era at UNC, which is why we should all keep it up
Bill Belichick thinks 48-14 is unacceptable. Lucky for him the teams didn’t score one more touchdown each because 55-21 would be a healthy adult relationship.
“Feels like TCU has had time to do whatever they wanted tonight” “Weird”
Look it’s fun to goof on how horrible UNC has been but let’s all remember Bill Belichick still has to give a press conference so it’s going to get better
What can you say about 2025 UNC Football that hasn’t already been said about The Children’s Crusade
Don’t think this is how they expected this one to play but lmao
North Carolina boosters: we have a world class academic institution, perhaps the most respected basketball program on earth, but fuck that we’re going all in on football and this sun-proof wax wing factory
You can have a close relationship with your aging father. Great! He’s dating a 24 year old though. Uhhhh It’s going to be nationally televised. Uhhhhhhhhhhh
When you can hang with 24-year-olds until about 8:30 but afterward it gets a bit dicey
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social will pay for his sins
UConn: better than UNC at basketball and hiring former NFL head coaches
You’d think Bill Belichick could get more out of a QB who couldn’t go higher than sixth round of the NFL draft
UConn up 13 spots (!) to No. 69 (!!)
Hell of a slogan
Entirely randomly selected collection of Week 1 home attendance figures: Maryland: 35,067 UCLA: 35,032 Vanderbilt: 35,000 SMU: 33,044 Wake Forrest: 30,789 Houston: 28,150 Duke: 15,677 **UConn: 37,594**
Big East football >>>>>>>>
In three years he attempted 11 field goals and made four, so we’ve decided to build our entire strategy around him booting in one from 50. And it’ll work flawlessly. Perfect sport.
She’s surrender cobraing early!
Has to be a cool feeling to be the QB handed the iPad after a baller drive. “Yeah, here let’s take a glance at the parts where I was awesome”
Is it not always commercial free? Not sure I’ve seen one on it and I’m always (pleasantly) mystified that they let it exist that way
Thinking again about these fellows
miami's OL:
Checking in on these Notre Dame fans in particular
[/Whole timeline tweeting about Miami clock management] *college football happens*
If we’re going to have to live with turning college football over to TV executives could they at least shift two of the Thursday games to Sunday afternoon of Labor Day weekend?
Momentum building
UConn appears to be, by a comfortable margin, the best team in Connecticut
First day of football baby walkin’ fit
I feel like taking a guy’s helmet off is a strong indicator you committed a facemask
Appreciate Cincinnati recognizing that none of us are in game shape and not taking this to overtime at 12:28 am
Me, 11 hours ago: I'm not staying up for all of Nebraska-Cincy Me, now:
Welcome to Bluesky, here’s your Democratic Socialists of America membership card and a chart telling you where you can watch the Jacksonville State vs. UCF game at 11 pm on a Thursday
Doing everything they can to remove the “arguably”
Three year old hit me with this all-timer of a joke today: Knock knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Poop
A frightening amount of my mental energy has recently been consumed by thoughts like “UConn could be 10-0 when they host Duke in November”
Putting on my finest garment to prepare Sunday dinner for my family @homefield.bsky.social
I had a different reaction, which is that the amount here is another illustration of how low the House NIL cap is. What would Michigan spend on football NIL absent that? How much is it spending this year? It doesn’t make 20/30m chump change, but Michigan would happily pay at that level for players.
“The NCAA is so mad at Michigan football they’re going to shut down Michigan women’s golf” - Jerry Tarkanian, I think
And I don’t even need to ask which basketball coach is headed for the chipper in this case
No. I was listening while cooking dinner and then got very embarrassed while standing alone in my kitchen. “Oh no I’m accidentally one of THOSE guys”
I have now listened to the pod and learned I was repeating your own bit back to you. Unpleasant experience.
No more denial. When your staffer that ran the “kgb” operation admits to throwing his phone into a pond to cover it up you can go ahead and paint that block M on your stadium maroon because brother, deep down you are Mississippi State
Many are saying that the Fullcast’s fondness for Michigan is because you all correctly intuited they’re the Big Ten’s most SEC program
I shouldn’t get mad about decade-old NCAA hypocrisy, but they changed a rule, punished UConn for conduct that occurred *before the rule change* and ignored that it hurt current athletes. Michigan orchestrated a cheating scheme they called “KGB” and got no ban because it’d hurt current athletes.
Warde Manuel (athletic director at UConn): This postseason ban punishes current athletes for past behavior. NCAA: Lol don’t care. Warde Manuel (athletic director at Michigan): This postseason ban punishes current athletes for past behavior. NCAA: Excellent point.
I’M SORRY WHAT WAS THAT
Shorter NCAA: Did Michigan cheat? Yes. Did they destroy evidence by throwing it in a lake? Also yes. But you have to remember, they have been good at football for 100+ years so it’s important we not judge them too harshly.
I live in the northeast and know relatively little about Arkansas and did not know there was lore to learn. But now I feel drawn to it, like a child instructed to not stare at the sun. Subscribed.
Hurley is right about this, of course. Guarding the really sweaty guy sucks and is gross. Miserable pickup experience. But having a designated number for the moistest fella is hilarious. Totally deranged. I love him.
“I am one of the world’s best basketball coaches and I’ve turned multiple young men into lottery picks. But if you sweat a lot? Icky to me. Gross. No thank you.”
I’m a ball watcher not a spelling bee participant
It was compelling evidence for my theory that Nicola Jokic is the best basketball player of all time
This box is, as far as I’m aware, the only place ***in the universe*** you can acquire 1973 Yankee Conference Championship merch
That is the most 2003 shirt possible and I love that for us
Lucky break for Slim Jim that their logo was on this table pulled out randomly 28 minutes into a 30 minute match
You: This is a technical disaster Me [clapping like a seal]: He threw him through that table
I AM SPORTS ENTERTAINED
@mattbrown.bsky.social please dm this post to all your sources at EA Sports they need to see
Ever spend your morning contemplating UConn’s insane 1965 two-tone football helmets and wondering who you have to bribe to bring the design back?
🚨🚨🚨 @homefield.bsky.social is dropping 1973 Yankee Conference champions merch 🚨🚨🚨
“I’m universally considered one of the best college basketball coaches of all time. Some consider me the best tactician of all time period. Also my name is synonymous with bustin’ early.”
Australia's historic first-ever orbital rocket has been named Coach-in-Waiting at St. John’s.
UConn is one of these 45, as befits their status as the most important football program in America
When I got a rotisserie attachment as a throw-in with my grill I did not appreciate how essential it would become to a life full of delicious delicious meats.
It feels weird that four home runs in a game is as rare as it is. Seems like something that should happen each season.
I am only now getting to the new Wes Anderson (thank you Peacock for being worth something in July) but I remain, eternally, so delighted that Wes Anderson exists. Two Wes Andersons would be far too many, but one. One Wes Anderson is just right.
Cocomelon is garbage that is cynically designed to pull small children into an attention-sucking vortex. UNLESS you’re on a plane. Then it’s good.
OCEANS ARE BATTLEFIELDS
“Yeah man, it’s $10 a month and it’s honestly so worth it.” “It’s about college football, right!” “Well,,,”
Baseball should have ties. But if it doesn’t have ties it should have home run shootouts.
This is understandably a take one would develop as they get older but: the youth are wrong about everything
