4 up on Kareners 5.5 on South Oklahoma
Hoping for a better life under the blue sky. Former corpsman 🇺🇸, techie 🤓and chef 🧑🍳 NAFO Expansion Is Non-Negotiable Let’s Go Astros Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 Common sense liberal
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4 up on Kareners 5.5 on South Oklahoma
Lolz
You’re not gonna like this either bsky.app/profile/heav...
And the pass bass ball / wild pitch?
See this bsky.app/profile/heav...
Thanks My brother now thinks I’m smart
Is it scored that way?
Oh god yes
Did Yordan get 2 RBI’s for a balk and a wild pitch?
Did he get an rbi for the wild pitch ?
@chandlerrome.bsky.social did Yordan get an rbi from that pass ball? Did he get two rdi’s on that at bat?
Pitcher has a pink glove DEI
Loves
I love it when a plan comes together Evil #Astros
You all realize this only reinforces my superstition and therefore drives me further into my delusions
That’s baseball
Rally caps
Rally caps
LFG
Diaz cost me 9 hits alone. JFC I’m not made of steel kids #Astros fans can only do so much
No shit right?
Love ya man We got this Vibes
Skeeting I’ll never use this term Smh
Right
Get in there bud
As a superstitious fan I drink on defense and smoke on offense. This plan works 76/63 times per year in 2025 #astros
I mean I’ve proactively drank so much beer and defensively smoked so much weed we either have to win this or…what was I saying? stoned #astros fan
Ahem
WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE?????? #ASTROS ARE PLAYING BASEBALL
WHERE IS EVERYBODY YOU FUCKING FUCKS??? #ASTROS FANS
Lolz
Why isn’t he the one injured? Arrrgghhh
I what was vs 2021?
In August 2025, 122,235 new passenger cars were sold in Russia, which is 17.6% less than in the same period the previous year, according to data presented by FSB accredited analysts from the AutoStat agency. 1/3
C’mon Daniella #Astros knows
I see baseball #astros
Lemme guess?
What’s happening #astros????
@athletics1.bsky.social nope
In my experience corgis might as well be cats
@phillies00.bsky.social why does a Phillies fan wanna follow an Astros fan and how can an Astros fan follow a Phillies fan? I dunno know but I love Philly and have great friends in Philly so why the hell not
Gnite
I think he has 3 or 4 left
AFuckingMen
Dear eight-pound, six-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, who doesn't even know a word yet, little infant, so cuddly but still omnipotent. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal the Astros’ bats and this horrible offense. It smells terrible. Amen.
Nor should you. It’s great and the last episode was off the charts good
There all just gonna toss a coin on the last day of the season
Still collecting for school supplies! 💙💛 Check out my pinned post which is quoted below. 🙏🏼 #Ukraine #NAFO #fellas #NAFOfellas
Very weird
Funny thing is my weed dealer is a maga trump supporter single white woman. Dumb ass bitch but I’ve known her a decade. Not big on brains
Really wish I was into the nba so I’ll go with nfl and college football
Nothing new
When can we add a photo to a dm?
Fuck 🇷🇺
Russia sharply increased purchases of potatoes and other vegetables from China, because Russia now depends on China and India for survival. 1/4
VERY BIG TOP NEWS TODAY 🔝 🔥 A traction substation in the Kropotkin settlement was hit. 🇺🇦 AFU cleaned Udachne in the Donetsk region and setting up the flag. 💥 BAVOVNA in Mariupol near airport area and in Rostov! 1/4
Bwaaaaahaaaaahaaaa
There keeping him safe Andy
While we’re all still somewhat sober and in a decent mood let’s give a shoutout birthday nod to our fellow #Astro lunatic fan @tripp434.bsky.social on his birthday eve Woooooooi
I only know what hour it is because I can see the grim reaper coming
Who can keep track
I don’t mean hygiene cleanses
WE STILL GOT CHAS
I’m also ready to see Jason Alexander make Framber his little bitch #Astros pitching duel
Only 6 bottles?
Demon rays already up 4-0 on kareners
Let the suffering begin
There are problems with medicines and vaccines in Russian regions: 🔹 Acting First Deputy Governor of the Kursk Region Alexander Chepik stated at a government meeting about a shortage of preferential medicines, linking it to unscrupulous suppliers and the absence of imported drugs. 1/4
Rfk jr will send him all of ours now that they’ve verboten here
Who?
Virtual woulda been sufficient
Chas was sent down
Thanks for the invite bitch
I feel like defensively drinking tonight Who’s with me? WoeStros #Astros
To the brave women who spoke today about the horrors of Epstein/Maxwell, I say this: For any legal concerns about speaking the names of people who sexually abused you and others, have no fear of legal expenses; I'm sure plenty of angry Americans will help fund you. Count me in. Get it done.
Someone has to clean their houses especially since their deporting everyone currently doing that
They just opened an extremely posh new library with get this rooms for rental
And south Oklahoma apparently doesnt want to win either
Posh maga in cybertrucks can suck my dick
Fuck this place
Heading to Fl. Although he said himself he’s not sure if he plays again this season
Right? I mean we sent our best reliever to sugar land
Really? Nothing in the woodlands
No rain today
And we’re supposed to be a vibes team
This is far from over my friend A win would help
You don’t want me voting in that poll
When you stand up and fight; sometimes you lose and sometimes you win. But do you know what happens if you don't fight at all? Nothing.
Lol
This sounds like a whole lotta double speak to me You going into politics Joe?
And what do you think about that today?
⚡️ A major blow to Russia’s strategic aviation. On Sept 2–3, during a combat mission vs 🇺🇦, multiple Tu-160 bombers failed: – 1 couldn’t launch missiles ❌ – 1 hit by lightning, cockpit damaged 🌩️ – 1 never left Engels base 🛑 Putin’s “pride” in ruins. ✈️🔥 #StandWithUkraine #MakeRussiaSmallAgain
Hey Happy Birthday eve I swear I thought your name was Tripp but Eve it is
Hugs
That’s a good thing
Aye caramba
Flexible confusion
This complicates things. You know that right?
Right So now we have two third basemen
