Like the MySpace thing where people would roleplay as fictional characters and do dm-rp?
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Like the MySpace thing where people would roleplay as fictional characters and do dm-rp?
I missed the boat on Tumbler kittens.
What’s a Discord kitten?
But much less charismatic.
I don’t want you to see my hot takes, just my shake and bake (exposed ass), duh
WHO WE SUBSKEETING?
Aha, I said form not from, as you can see, I’m suffering under the Thomistic-Industrial complex! Rampant dualism, heavy laden under Aristolianism, soul/body discourse excoriating my veins!!
I have emerged form my cave to misuse my degree!
Ah you see the soul is the icon of God untied to matter to create form, so the curse of vampirism is to be burned by that which is more like them, a holy thing rendered lifeless by the removal of the icon/image of God. Or something
My jeremiad (four tweet thread) on reading happens garnered attention (like a couple likes), so that’s exciting. And encouragement to read hard texts (I went to grad school). Not bad!
lol the odds this was waiting for me to finish my grouchy thread is funny, complete with a CS Lewis reference.
This is the grouchy version of CS Lewis’s intro to a translation do de incarnationis.
I like SFF. I won’t hate on romantasy. But for the love of some cultural knowledge, maybe read a Hard Text every three books or something.
Also, the people who are like “omg is there a reading list for Katabasis???” Man, these are basic-ass books you should have read in at some point.
Booktok seems really insufferable.
Did they elect a new Archbishop of Canterbury yet?
There is a flavor of exvangelical that loses the faith the but keeps the self-centeredness.
I strongly sense that there are more spiritually unreached people in your average weekly megachurch population, than there are in secularized cities.
Is Jesus baby girl coded?
I can’t be fully certain but I may have created a Gmail account to auto forward all my Yale email to, which I forgot about, but now have access to again?? I don’t know how long I was running this account forwarding thing. Wild.
Hulk Hogan and South Park in the news? Back to the 90’s, baby!
I made analogies from The Mikado and Harry Potter yesterday, and neither were picked up…
“Omg I just loved form Feathr to Instrumentl I love helping charities fulfill their mission!” Chimes the capitalist brain rot on LinkedIn.
Watching people move from one for-profit non-profit tool to another is very funny. It’s a whole little ecosystem created to upcharge charities for tools to gouge out more money for basic services the government should provide.
Oh lord don’t take a month from me.
I listened to part of a podcast with Andreessen until I realized he was a wretched capitalist pig, who tests my notion that all shall be saved. I’m not holy enough to hope his Purgatory isn’t an eternity minus one of fiery purgation.
How has it only been seven months.
Kara I’ve surrounded your house with fireworks it was my birthday gift to you 🥺
A generation of inherently confident idiots in the “finding out” stage of their fuck around.
I have Saturday energy but y’all it’s Friday. The power!
Necrocapitalism won yesterday. The disposability of human lives undergirded by a virulent pro-life ethic that forces women into the role of livestock to keep the machine running. Perhaps it’s time for a daily recitation of the penitential psalms (among political action)
Every week I contemplate making an OnlyFans, but it’s just me reading lauds and vespers fully clothed, in a biretta.
This is a blessing
Are there not dipshit Zoomer men around?
Seeing someone unironically post “peace through strength” on X…
I picked the right day to listen to the Rowan Williams episode of the Leader’s Way.
Someone who follows WAT but doesn’t follow me??? IS THAT POSSIBLE?
I am not nominated for anything, I should add. Just musing.
Being nominated for a coveted or prestigious federal position by this administration really feels like winning the Div III not invited tournament.
Hieromonk Athanasius Pastami, please.
Seasonally appropriate (accidentally) holy medal purchase.
Being in NPO work, you can clearly see how capitalism has infested the field. There is a whole philanthropic-industrial complex built around making money off non-profits. While the practitioners feel largely benign, it’s hard not to detect the sound of carrion hounds looking for more gristle.
Happy Tuesday from the basement monk and child.
“Merciless is the judgement on the one who has not shown mercy; but mercy triumphs over judgement.” -James 2:12-13
“Day begins to the music of a psalm. Day closes to the echo of a psalm.” From the Explanations of the Psalms by Saint Ambrose (Ps. 1, 9-12; CSEL 64, 7, 9-10)
For all the good bishops doing the quiet, necessary work of resistance, we need one theatre bishop to bring these vibes: youtu.be/NRt2cKvJLlE?...
We don’t have a feast called Christ the King just to bow down to a petty, infantile tyrant.
Chat is intinction basically teabagging the Precious Blood with the Precious Body??
What’s a gooner?
We’ve ordained a generation of cucks
Trads loved to quote the Ambrose vs. the emperor story when they imagined the endless persecutions during the Obama/Biden era, but when a leader actually sends the military against its people, they’re sudden quiet.
Why isn’t Bishop Barron’s sycophantic ass out there supporting the protestors? Weakass bishops.
Guess who has added the Exorcism prayer of Pope Leo XIII (for the nation) to their divine office practice
🧵I'm going to respond to a few of the common criticisms of protests/movements. And I'm going to do it from a Catholic position. (Please note I said "a" & not "the") So let's list some of the common "They need to protest the right way" tropes: -No damaging private property -No being mean
Cryptobros only real argument for crypto (and against real data), is that it’s a way to subvert the dominate economic system which elites use to keep people down. The thing is - they are bought in because they want to be ultra wealthy, not because they want to democratize wealth.
On the other hand, this happened right in front of me tonight (not my video, the guy beside my group): www.facebook.com/share/r/197e...
I had a dream last night where I was lightly bit by squirrel, and then I spent the entirety of the dream checking to see if it broke skin and whether I needed a rabies shot. My dreams are not exciting.
You’re welcome!
Did you ever wonder how kissing is just mashing your eat hole with someone else’s?
And I can visit the school that initially accepted me right after the college, but where I didn’t end up going #loredrop
(I will say, I do tend to create space for kindness w/in the grouchiness for people I like & care about, but if you’re a young guy doing door to door solicitation who rides up on a scouter while I’m in an open garage & continues the pitch after I say no, I will *literally* close the garage door.)
I miss you too I intend to visit and spread my grouchiness!
On the one hand, I want to cultivate a more gentle kindness; on the other hand, my inherently St. Jerome-esque grouchiness is extremely high.
True hive mind question - does anyone work at the USCCB? Can that person send me LOTH 2nd proof documents?
CHAT I got this book, which is exciting (since the office is my most regular spiritual practice), but welcome other commentaries or devotional on the psalms. (Not Augustine, I got that covered).
I’ve bought too many books this weekend everyone whoops
Hello hive mind - do one of you have access to the 2015 translation of Pope Leo’s sermons from CUA?
It’s like someone found a Muppet’s skit for the song and thought, “What if we offered it up to the Lord.”
Cradle Catholics on TikTok really are the worst thing.
Everyone is allowed an opinion but TikTok is full of a lot of bad ones RE: new pope.
My most popular tweet today is owning the Trads. I approve
I see conservative Catholics complaining about the Pope not saying something in English and I’m like “Damn, now you want y’all want English? LOL, get rekt.”
I’m announcing my candidacy for ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY!
Leo the First went out and confronted Atilla the Hun. Let’s pray the 14th version has the same tenacity.
What unhinged thing with That Guy say about Leo?
LOL JD Vance was pwned by Francis and now Leo (on Twitter, of all things)
Odds that Fr. Z is going to crash out today?
Guys I wasn’t elected :(
Odds that Tr*mp tries to drop his earth shattering announcement when the next Pope is elected.
Weird-awakened chatbot-new age-quasicapitalist spirituality, and evangelicalism, are really two sides of the same coin. The only real delineation is whether you’re jaded on the faith or not.
Guys the Vatican seagull is back, we’re cooked.
Friends, I’m looking forward to being your Holy Father, Pope Errobello Pizzaballo Magnifico the First.
“Children have too many dolls,” says man with too many wives and luxury properties.
Listen, the Catholic bishops have their issues, but I only see one servant of Satan in the photograph.
Wow I’m running against Trump to be Pope, wish me luck everyone.
Good night!
Trump’s Pope photo post (which is pathetic and disgusting, and really pushes against my hope that all shall be saved), may do more to put a nail in any conservative hope in the Conclave than the connies do to themselves. Also like 108 Pope Francis picks, come on. I’m hoping for an Italian tbh
I will be the new shitposter of the modern American century (I’m in decline)
I too am in charge of the nation and the world.
I would take TikTok cradle Catholics’ mean comments about converts seriously if they all didn’t seem miserable.
Can we get someone with Tagle’s liberalism, but like…good liturgical sense?
I understand how competent professionals feel watching content creators online, now.
A papal election with the existence of TikTok is actually terrible
Well look at what I found…
Can I read it? Will it slap, like the teens say these days?
William Wolfe, besides being a Christian Nationalist, just seems exhausting to be around if you’re not a bro.