Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody)
@norcoslinger.bsky.social
#VaxedWaxedBoostedAndRelaxed. I’m a liberal pharmacy tech who plays violin (poorly). She/Her. #AbortionIsHealthcare #JesusIsFake. Anon for a reason. Taken. 🙌Go Ducks!
created August 20, 2023
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Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
I’ve already picked up an extra half shift this week and was told by a coworker “they’ll absolutely take advantage of you with this BS, so watch out” Oh hon. I’m well versed at saying no. Imma gonna protect my sanity while I continue to apply for real jobs on my days off.
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch (@meeses.bsky.social) reposted
Ok, I've got a couple of weeks to take up smoking in order to get a covid booster, I guess
davbid (@crabbydaddy.bsky.social) reposted
just turn up the music so you can’t hear the problems
Hot Mess 🔥 (@hotsweetmess.bsky.social) reposted
Drugmonkey (@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social) reposted
Fox News commentator calls for euthanizing the homeless. Gets away with a lame ass apology. Kimmel correctly points out the hypocritical way Trump "mourned" Charlie Kirk and gets shit canned. We are well down the road of free speech only working one way in this country.
Brian (@bm1970.bsky.social) reposted
Well Democrats need to form their own government ASAP tell trump to go fuck himself and his fascist nazi regime stop paying federal taxes blue states we are just funding our own demise
Democracy Labs (@demlabs.bsky.social) reposted
Billionaire media barons fire journalists to appease Trump: How To Fight Back Action Kit thedemlabs.org/2025/09/17/b... @vivalavoices.bsky.social @gailwaldby.bsky.social
Chris Brockett (@chrisbrockett.bsky.social) reposted
Next up: multistate organizations to mirror the functions of the former NIH, CDC, and FDA that can review newly developed vaccines and treatments.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
I’m the oldest person at this college bar by like 15 years. (Also the fattest,..)
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
But I need to be wearing my danskos instead of my sketchers. I won’t be making that mistake again
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
My fellow tech was wearing athletic shorts yesterday. Seems like the dress code is not strictly enforced 😂
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Every Friday and Monday
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
OMG I think my feet are literally going to take me out. 10 hours on my feet today.
memeorandum (@memeorandum.com) reposted
Hyundai is now delaying its EV battery plant that was raided by ICE (Peter Johnson/Electrek) Main Link | memeorandum Permalink
Jason Tinsley (@jasontinsley.bsky.social) reposted
He's fine with it, so I'm fine with it.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
HAHAHAHA my garden sucked EXTRA hard this year. I’ve got real plans for next year
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
I have a part time job!
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
My old boss just talked me up to the owner of one of the other Indy’s in town. Dude called me and I was in the bathroom so I missed it. I kinda don’t want to go back to retail but know I can’t burn the bridge so I guess I’ll call him back.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
3 bottles of mimosas day. Yay NFL Sunday!
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
Applied for 3 more jobs today and did a bit of networking last night. Something has gotta work!
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
So sad I was unable to go this year. I heard it was an epic weekend!
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
Did not get the job. It’s my fault that I got my hopes up. *SIGH*
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
HUCK THE FUSKIES. Too bad CSU can’t close it out.
Large Johnson (@flytyingguy.bsky.social) reposted
Kotek should be directing the state police to arrest ICE agents that kidnap or assault anyone.
Andrea Pitzer (@andreapitzer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
There may no hope for tens of millions of Trump's true believers, but there are tens of millions more who can be shamed. (And a few million more who somehow have no idea what's going on at all.)
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
I think it went well. They’ll let me know within a couple weeks they said.
mainiac78.bsky.social (@mainiac78.bsky.social) reposted
Could be a lot of things dude. Like guns.
HereWeGoAgain ❌👑 (@kathygpr.bsky.social) reposted
Congress returns next week. Let’s make sure they have big piles of emails and voicemails to go through and act upon. @resist.bot or 202/224-3121.
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
more of this tbh
Beth Humphreys 🌺 (@producrgrl.bsky.social) reposted
#handsoff #nokings #goodtroubleliveson #ReleaseALLthefiles #EpsteinFiles #lovemyGov Disgusting pig
Jewish Space Laser Technician (@bigtparker.bsky.social) reposted
This should just be standard practice in our schools. I'd take it to the next step where lunch becomes a class where students, plan, cook, serve and clean up afterwards. 90 minutes a day teaching skills/techniques that they will use throughout their lives.
WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted
This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
My job interview is *finally* tomorrow. Been talking to the friend who works there and recommended it to me. She’s very sure they’ll want to hire me and probably pay more than I was making. And she loves working there. Wish me luck!
Dave Karpf (@davekarpf.bsky.social) reposted
This is such an embarrassing way to end a democracy.
Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser.bsky.social) reposted
if you've never seen a guy try to sound tough while whining about getting his ass kicked by 90 year olds, check this out
Jewish Space Laser Technician (@bigtparker.bsky.social) reposted
84% of Space X revenue comes from Uncle Sugar. Still haven't paid a dime in taxes. And probably never will due to a new carried losses loophole Trump signed into law. We are suckers and losers for accepting b.s. like this. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/15/t...
Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser.bsky.social) reposted
it would be if the parties were switched
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Adjacent. Processing PA’s for specialty meds for a non PBM company.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Good thing it’s preseason so it doesn’t count.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
I got a job interview!
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted
MAGA ruins everything
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
In other news, I talked to my psychiatrist on Tuesday and I’m probably going to start Lexapro again. The constant underlying anxiety is really bringing me down.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
I’m in technology BS hell. I guess I can’t have cheaper nice things and have to whore myself out to Verizon.
Sam (@alprazosam.bsky.social) reposted
(512) 463-2100 this number goes directly to the AGs office so you too can leave Ken your thoughts like I just did! Make sure you ask him how his adulterous divorce is going’s
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
Time for the third annual viewing of “The League” in anticipation of another NFL fantasy football season.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I deleted that app shortly after the election
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
That and “Trazadone” both give me twitches.
ZachaRyan (@wbnc.bsky.social) reposted
Not Drag Queens
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
Donald Trump is taking food directly out of the mouths of our people and money out of the pockets of small business owners and local economies. That includes our food banks, like the St. Louis Area Foodbank, which will have to deal with devastating cuts to SNAP.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted
This is Scott Soucek, husband of Republicans of Door County Chair Stephanie Soucek. Scott was arrested and charged with having over 300 images of child porn.
Drugmonkey (@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social) reposted
By the way, those of us old enough to remember know this isn't the first Republican in a position of power to have a pedophilia problem. www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
Drugmonkey (@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social) reposted
Just got wind of the bureaucratic bullshit pharmacies will have to go through not to lose their shirts on the drugs Medicare has negotiated discounts for next year. Why in the hell does our profession get the shitty end of the stick every time there's a change in health care policy?
Drugmonkey (@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social) reposted
If you're feeling relief the Medicaid devastation in Trump's Bullshit Bill won't affect you because you buy insurance on an ACA marketplace, you may want to see how much of your premium is covered by the Enhanced Premium Tax Credit The Orange Turd is ending it, and your premiums could easily triple
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Mostly True News (@mostlytruenews.bsky.social) reposted
If your political party just shut down the entire government to protect a pedophile, newsflash, you are NOT in the political party that is concerned about pedophilia --Seth Abramson
John Hickenlooper (@hickenlooper.bsky.social) reposted
Whether it's raising the price of your energy bill or ballooning the national debt, Republicans are saddling everyday folks with the cost of their massive tax handout to the ultra-wealthy.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted
Trump trade deals = Prices will go up
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
Feeling some imposter syndrome lately. Looking like I’m gonna have to fire up the linked in and wade thru the spam to get a new job. Not super desperate…yet.
Siddhi Meena (@siddhimeena.bsky.social) reposted
MLK’s daughter calls out Trump for using her father’s FBI files to distract from Epstein. “Now, do the Epstein files.” #FBI_Files
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
“As with his 2015 push to depose then-House Speaker John Boehner, Massie said he intentionally timed it so that the vote could be forced shortly after the lengthy August recess. ...
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
At the “Ducks Take Over At The Mariners” game and was trying to take a pano pic when Mitch Garver hit a homer.
Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted
Sir, when you've lost r/conspiracy, you've lost your base
Dannie D 🦋 (@dannied.bsky.social) reposted
Trump isn’t the problem. The Heritage Foundation is ACTUALLY running the country—Project 2025 is the playbook.
Ami Fields-Meyer (@fieldsmeyer.com) reposted
I've been saying to friends for a few months that the more I study authoritarianism in other countries, the more concerned I become that the CBS story is the sleeping giant here. The process has been a simmer (people inside the network have spoken out in real-time) but don't mistake slow for safe.
Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted
Hi. Hey. Mike here. When media companies cancel Late Night shows to appease fascist presidents, America fucking ends.
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
outrageous. you are responsible for the moral and ethical choices you make as a lawyer. the people you work for and against (and in this case, the public) have a right to know if you are conflicted. cowardly and unethical, the whole thing.
James McLeod (@jamespmcleod.ca) reposted
One for the "Yes, Americans did in fact vote for this" evidence file.
Benjamin Dreyer (@bcdreyer.social) reposted
I *totally* helped this happen.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
I got those jeans for $3 with my employee discount. I miss that!
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Well past the day I quit the pharmacy at bimart they were still selling blank VHS and cassette tapes. They are still very much in the analog age.
Jewish Space Laser Technician (@bigtparker.bsky.social) reposted
MAGA is really losing their shit over the Epstein files on X. We might be finally seeing a crack in that "coalition." While that's great news, the entertainment value can not be overstated.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you reiterate on the regular how stupid MAGA is. What a bunch of dumbasses.
Clara Jeffery (@clarajeffery.bsky.social) reposted
Frantic mom who’s baby was just exposed to measles at a day care—via an unvaxed parent—and now the day care is closed and everybody must quarantine for 28 days, after an emergency trip to…the hospital. This the RFK Jr future www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6LNEJHf/
Seattle Sports (@seattlesports710.bsky.social) reposted
The #Mariners piled up 35 runs in their three-game sweep of the MLB-leading Tigers this weekend. Here are the numbers behind one of Seattle's biggest offensive series in recent memory. sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
Nope.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
Season 2 of Alone Australia on the patio in 99 degree heat and gusty winds. LFG!!
sweetie π (@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social) reposted
let’s all move to maine and become freaky stephen king characters
Seattle Sports (@seattlesports710.bsky.social) reposted
#Mariners star catcher Cal Raleigh didn't hit home run No. 39, but he still managed to cap his historic first half by swiping his way to another series of milestones. sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
i used to think there was no difference between coke and pepsi and then i actually had a pepsi recently and thought it was terrible
mattivi28.bsky.social (@mattivi28.bsky.social) reposted
😆
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
Prolly having my last professional pedi unless I secure employment 😬😂
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social) reply parent
And she thought she’d be looked up to by women and girls for going but…no.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗣𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗜𝗡 𝗙𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗦.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. And he’s a rapist. Sue me.
ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted
A Texas official said “there wasn’t a lot of time” to alert camps of the flood risk. But AccuWeather’s chief meteorologist said warnings gave “plenty of time to evacuate people to higher ground.” “The question is, Why did that not happen?” he said. By @jenniferberryhawes.bsky.social
weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reposted
Wouldn't say I'm filled with dread. There's a little room left.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
They let their own children drown because they were too far gone into the MAGA cult. And none of them will ever admit they were wrong.
Lauren McKenzie (@themckenziest.gay) reposted
They’re murdering the people who make sure we have food on our plates
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Pretty sure you have to have at least one abusive incident in your past to qualify for this administration.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
Restarting “The Last Of Us”. Never started the 2nd season so figured I’ve got nothing but time on my hands RN so may as well restart at the beginning of one.
Jay Willis (@jaywillis.net) reposted
I think Ketanji Brown Jackson's dissents are an important exception to the "Supreme Court dissents don't matter" rule of thumb, because she is using them not to argue with the conservative justices, but to explain to the public that the conservative justices are liars and in the tank for Trump
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
Might be a good time to reiterate the GOP is doing the opposite of everything they should be doing when it comes to climate disasters.
Evan Hurst (@evanhurst.substack.com) reposted
The overconfident white man stupidity of Pete Hegseth’s ex-work husband doesn’t get near enough attention.
Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody) (@norcoslinger.bsky.social)
The former owner reached out to me and wants to be an advocate for me getting a different job. I guess burning bridges is sometimes a good thing.
Animystic 🌓 (@animystic.net) reposted
I'm asking all my state officials to stop using X and switch to Bluesky. It is important for democracy that social media cannot be hijacked by oligarchs (especially Nazis).