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This is why I do my banking on X. They treat me like a racist adult.
So do I, wow.
Gotta get a jump, man.
Do not recommend.
lol, I do not recommend getting shingles, it was on my inner thigh halfway past the knee
Give that man the $10,000.
Tomorrow’s announcement.
Anyway, hopefully poison ivy isn’t like that.
I got valtrex (which is calculator) orally but then they made put some ointment on the sores since they were open and bleeding, which I assumed was an antibiotic.
Is it just a standard ointment for the sores?
Maybe the same topical antibiotic you get to treat shingles?
And here I thought the most Poison Ivy-adjacent storyline would be about Bill and Jordon’s relationship.
It’s sad that when you age in America, you have to choose between having success in your dream job of coaching a college football team and true love.
Therapist: What about Belichick losing big?
Feel like the end of that game really ruined the vibes of the whole season.
Mike Lombardi right now
Kind of a sloppy game.
He is resigning the presidency to become the next head football coach at the University of North Carolina.
Can’t believe Bill did all this just to try and get Steve a head coaching job.
Me and @normcharlatan.bsky.social assessing the wishbone
Maybe the real hospitals in winter were the hopes we lost along the way.
You could have become best friends.
My plan is to find a ranking that isn’t the one that whatever company that’s hosting the league uses so it’s moderately different.
Fantasy football draft tonight. Haven’t done any preparation
Gotta get in before the price doubles.
🎶 Everything is gonna be all right, Rockabye 🎶
lol, found this similar thing when I looked up “clawfoot tub leg”
This means that they’ll be buried together.
Yeah that’s generally what you do on the couch.
Shrink is leaving my insurance network, so, uh, time to find a new shrink, a thing that is notoriously easy and quick to do.
@itsthebrandi.bsky.social
Everyone seems to be rooting for Osaka, but I am more of a Kantō guy. Sorry, but I just prefer Tokyo.
He should be made an earl.
There were some folks from the local Gilbert and Sullivan Society singing at the fair yesterday. I guess their big production is in November.
This might be the year I take it to the next level and get really into Gilbert and Sullivan.
お料理ナビ could fix me
Yeah, they’re throwing the freakin’ rule of law out the window.
Senator Josh Haole.
You can steal the ones with insufficient flavor.
Not surprised that it might be wrong now that Bran has been omitted, that’s how things become irregular.
Rudy Giuliani won’t see your mocking posts, but your friends whose dark hair dye is melting onto their face and whose personal and professional lives are a complete mess will.
[logging on to Bluesky]: More like Belabor Day, amirite?!
When are you coming back?
My youngest did this, she like took something and I couldn’t find it. After a day or two of looking, I asked her where it was, and she ran to some weird corner of the house and handed it to me. She must have been in a better mood.
Yeah, of course they had to open the bars when the schools were closed, I gotta get out of the house away from my kids.
Thank you, that means a lot.
Todd Boehly getting MLS to reopen the transfer window.
Everyone’s so clever until you hit like two buttons.
What exactly is the physiognomy here? There are no craniometric measurements, no precision at all these days. Setting the science back with this AI-laden speculation.
[Blocking someone for a bad reply]: Next man up.
Ham and cheese sandwich lunch.
Ego is good.
Look at what other electric tools you might need before buying into a battery ecosystem. I have an old Greenworks 40v system that we inherited, it’s been going strong for awhile but when it dies, I want to get something with more power so I can also get an electric snowblower.
More of an Id guy.
Is there a book one might read about this?
More seriously, broadcasting changes mean that it’s often easier for fans to watch the best players, like, than it is their local teams. Back in the day, you could only watch your local teams, but now I have to buy an expensive subscription for an RSN while LeBron and Steph are always national tv.
The other part of this is that it’s often easier for fans to watch out of market teams/players than their own local teams.
Where my Lakers, Cowboys, Yankees, Duke basketball, Notre Dame football fans at this morning?
lies, bro: my bacon GROWS in the pan—my cuts are epic
Does your employer not celebrate Labor Day?
I will vote for whichever nominee promises to do this to everyone in the current administration.
![Phil Collins: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, “Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet.” [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g4woxmzf4tmtaxuubj2aos62/bafkreiaz3tpqe7tovclvs4vglsguqaadrn7a26keshq7tejyqtapg6drvi@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Next Democratic nominee should be Phil Collins.
We should be taking about his brother, Merrick.
This is not the Uncrustable Burger’s fault.
Also feel like a lot of bar owners were surprised when very few people wanted to go to their bars.
Like man, don’t you have some other avenue to address your unhappiness?
I remember the guy was like, I’m gonna stay here all day and make your life miserable. Dude, no wonder your kid is just absolutely out of control on the field.
Bro, I am 15, you don’t need to threaten me or my 12-year-old linesman with physical violence.
But I would have called the cops on some dipshit parent who was mad that his kid got a red card in a non-elite u12 game for free
Youth soccer referee, like $15-$25 per game.
I don’t blame him.
Uh, clawfoot tub-owning friends, what do when the legs give out of your tub while you’re showering? Anyone put new legs on one of these things? Or let me know if you have a clawfoot tub guy in the Twin Cities? I fucking hate this thing so much.
He has also gotten in trouble for spitting.
What da?!
Bulgarians ruining my life.
Blue Sky is not growing, I’d argue that between the summer wildfires in Canada and rising winter temps leading to gray days here in Minnesota, there is less blue sky than ever before.
At the fair yesterday, I noticed that there were a number of booths where there were two windows on each side, and one line was long and the other one wasn’t. Neither were particularly obscured nor secret, so I dunno. Faster for me, I guess.
Bro, they’re saying your cuts of bacon shrink too small when you cook them.
Oof, hope you can find some good pizza there.
It’s even more complicated than that.
Monday morning, rise and grind.
It works on any Miami.
It’s week one for the quarterbacks.
Please don’t play, Dawn, I need this.
dawg, you lost by three goals, go to the airport
lmao, Inter Miami is embarrassing, tremendous losers
Taking out Minoungou in the box and giving up a PK was not very… (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Bright.
This is a @treblaw.bsky.social tweet
Not the first time Jesus has pinged one off the woodwork.
That’s correct. We need this.
Imagine this guy was holding up an Orca necklace and saying “Sounders!”
This is probably informed by the origins of the John Birch Society.
Rooting against Miami tonight in both football and fútbol.
Guy rooting for Notre Dame because he loves The Town
