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Noshyt Holmes

@noshytholmes.bsky.social

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created December 6, 2024

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America, where sky's the limit to scholar and illiterate, as long as you're rich.

28/8/2025, 1:44:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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white ppl problems

28/8/2025, 1:02:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 1:00:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Trump & GOP wanna Make America Safe Again, they should start wirh AR15s in our classrooms.

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28/8/2025, 12:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile, in USA

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28/8/2025, 12:55:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody please tell the "Safety President" most dangerous place in America is inside a classroom, right now.

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28/8/2025, 12:50:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

this

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28/8/2025, 12:36:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the Ebola virus had reached The United States during Trump administration, we would all be dead by now. #ThanksObama

28/8/2025, 12:31:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Most dangerous palce in America is inside a classroom. What have Trump & GOP done about it? #NADA

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28/8/2025, 12:25:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

if Conservatives cared about children like they care about NRA cash, AR15s wouldn't still be around.

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28/8/2025, 12:02:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon's grotesquely designed homage to racism was not accidental. #notracistbut #cybertruck #apertheid

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28/8/2025, 10:18:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If cruising around in a grotesque homage to rscism hasn't shamed the shameless, then nothing erver will. #apartheid #tesla #elonmusk

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28/8/2025, 10:10:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

"You see a Nazi, you shoot him." -Lt. Aldo

28/8/2025, 8:14:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

That time when Nazis burned the Reichstag to falsely declare a national emergency, halting elections, and keep appointed Hitler as number one. #SorryGodwin

28/8/2025, 8:09:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

No dum-dum, if you don't vote it's your fault. Own it.

17/8/2025, 10:48:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pussy-grabbing with pinkies up

16/8/2025, 11:47:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember Trump didn't send aid to PR last hurricane because "the island's surrounded by ocean water on all sides"

16/8/2025, 11:44:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

He'll brag we still own Alaska, and only thanks to a great a deal that he made for us.

16/8/2025, 11:41:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

We lost #RoevWade by #BernieOrBust & taking the streets didn't get it back to us. Protests are fun though. 💃🥁🕺

16/8/2025, 11:34:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

I say we keep splitting the party in two then take the streets with tamborins every time the united GOP wins an election

16/8/2025, 10:48:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

US dollar has dropped in value every day this past week. #greatagain

16/8/2025, 10:37:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

the only protest that matters is your vote. last election DEM voter turn out was low

16/8/2025, 10:35:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

You're missing my point is dinner is five minutes away, so take care and good luck.

16/8/2025, 10:25:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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imagine getting lost on a red carpet

16/8/2025, 9:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

That time they wanted to impeach Obama because index finger was wrongly positioned over his brow as he saluted our troops.

16/8/2025, 9:35:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It doesn't take a body language expert to tell you who's calling the shots.

16/8/2025, 9:32:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

on all fours

16/8/2025, 9:31:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that they're still asking is a sign it's all for the birds,

16/8/2025, 9:28:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Because we've gone too soft, and forgotten how it creeps on you.

16/8/2025, 9:26:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

From #SuperPower to #PowerBottom in less than 8 months..#maga

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16/8/2025, 9:24:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Just keep losing with your head held high, hon.

16/8/2025, 9:22:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

If only dividing our party had been a winning strategy against thick as thieves conservatives in 2016, and we wouldn't find ourselves, today, in this mess. #bernieorbust 👈

16/8/2025, 5:26:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

There you go again. Dividing the DEM party while trying to defeat thick as thrives, united GOP, is not a winning strategy. Grow the fuck up.

16/8/2025, 5:19:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

& p.s. I have Z gen straight friends who act exactly like that 😂

16/8/2025, 5:12:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a gay man, not a damsel in distress, and don't need saving from some good intentioned breeder. Thanks though.

16/8/2025, 5:08:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

That fact that number isn't greater, is a testament to how resilient women are.

16/8/2025, 4:24:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Ronald Reagan is rolling in his grave. #RIP #GOP

16/8/2025, 4:21:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

To imply that a former KGB is playing Trump like a fiddle, would be insulting to violins, so I digress. #putinpuppet

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16/8/2025, 4:20:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If humans were half as good as dogs, the world would be a magnificent place.

16/8/2025, 4:03:28 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

His name is Donald Trump, have some respect!

16/8/2025, 4:00:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ronald Reagan's rolling in his grave.

16/8/2025, 3:58:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon Musk on his efforts to re-elect Trump. [Fox News, October 2024]

16/8/2025, 3:54:50 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump's beta body language.

12/8/2025, 12:29:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Some of those songs, she wrote at the ripe ape of 16. #fionaapple

11/8/2025, 10:20:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

lately I've been turning it all off to spend more time with my dog.

11/8/2025, 9:55:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

it ain't a coup till you've militarized d'état #ancientfrenchproverb

11/8/2025, 9:50:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it ain't a coup till you militarize d'état

11/8/2025, 9:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how much sriracha would it take, you think? ballpark

11/8/2025, 9:15:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I don't want anything for me, it's all for our country." ~Donny

11/8/2025, 8:59:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 8:48:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now imagine this was your LinkedIn profile.

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11/8/2025, 8:34:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and not a single girl in sight

11/8/2025, 8:24:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

you can't have a coup without first militarizing d'état. #french101

11/8/2025, 8:23:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

a male white breeder is the last person I would trust around my kids

11/8/2025, 8:10:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you can't have a coup without first militarizing d'état #fact

11/8/2025, 8:00:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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was either ark or science

11/8/2025, 7:54:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it will all make sense when he refuses to leave at the end of his term. #COUP101

11/8/2025, 7:40:28 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

I could listen to Nina Blackwood talk about music in lieu of actual music, #alldaylong

11/8/2025, 7:25:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

and better hoes

11/8/2025, 6:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but the wife will still make you keep them on during sex

11/8/2025, 6:49:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We're gonna make DC great again."

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11/8/2025, 6:45:59 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He gonna make DC great again..

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11/8/2025, 6:42:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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reach around

11/8/2025, 6:34:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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interracial marriage's fine. #clarencethomas

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11/8/2025, 6:32:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And by tough he means he will power-bottom.. #trumputin

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Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Where's Sarah Palin when you need her ?!

11/8/2025, 5:25:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's gonna make DC great again. 😒

11/8/2025, 5:22:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's like Cruella Deville doing one of those Sarah McLaughlin dog commercials.

11/8/2025, 5:11:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rome has fallen. It pains me to say it, as much it pains me to see it go down. #ifyoucankeepit

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Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

Or maybe just wondering which hiker has the most succulent face.

23/7/2025, 9:20:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least with Adolf the bug was a VW. #Trump #Covid

9/7/2025, 9:06:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No way she doesn't shave her bush in the shape of a swastika.

9/7/2025, 8:59:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Works better than Aderall. #AJLT #Wyatt

9/7/2025, 8:53:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kids need discipline not speed.

9/7/2025, 8:29:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's only "City" without Cattrall.

9/7/2025, 8:22:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My girlfriend makes me watch that pos show and I'm too whipped to tell her "no".

9/7/2025, 8:20:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What he needs is discipline.

9/7/2025, 8:10:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Donald took a 💩on the American flag, Marco Rubio would be fighting Ted Cruz to wipe Don's butt

9/7/2025, 6:10:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent

No, because with Hitler everyone got a Volkswagen.

9/7/2025, 6:03:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we should fix the dang border once he crosses south

9/7/2025, 6:01:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her passive-aggressive relationship with Aiden plays like a lame midday soap you're forced to watch while waiting for your car at tire kingdom.

7/7/2025, 11:05:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The death toll in Central Texas climbed to at least 70 as of midday Sunday, as rescuers searched for people swept away by devastating floods and forecasters warned that downpours would continue in already hard-hit areas. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...

An aerial view of a flooded, muddy river strewn with fallen and battered trees. A bulldozer is seen on a road above the river. Photo by Carter Johnston for The New York Times.
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She would know this if she'd read The Bible.

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S.S.

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It's all fun and games until a gator chomps a leg off. #poeticjustice 🐊

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A few days ago, Kristi Noem was bragging about stealing money from FEMA to fund Alligator Alcatraz

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Meteorologists, last February.

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Not even cake was offered this time.

2/7/2025, 6:36:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump pardon's about one million; chump change for PDiddy.

2/7/2025, 5:47:59 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I asked Cynthia Nixon if we could take a photo, when we briefly met while she was stomping for Barack Obama back in 2008. She was as gracious (to me as a fan) as she was politically passionate. What a class act!

2/7/2025, 5:32:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Price of canned tomato juice has nearly doubled due to new tariffs. #fyi

2/7/2025, 4:37:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ambergris based eau de parfum I got in Milan for my mom, was cheaper.

2/7/2025, 4:09:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His previous cologne has "Distributed in U.S.A."stamped on the box, which is good enough for the illiterate, and the sycophant of MAGA.

2/7/2025, 3:45:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not even tomato juice will get that stink out. 🦨💨

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#fixed

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#hecray

2/7/2025, 1:28:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Straight cis male raped 12 children while DeSantis kept them safe from lip syncing queens. #ThanksRon

27/6/2025, 2:28:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Clarence Thomas wants to roll back, let's roll all the way back before Love v. Virginia. #sorrynotsorry

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