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America, where sky's the limit to scholar and illiterate, as long as you're rich.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
America, where sky's the limit to scholar and illiterate, as long as you're rich.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
white ppl problems
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
If Trump & GOP wanna Make America Safe Again, they should start wirh AR15s in our classrooms.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody please tell the "Safety President" most dangerous place in America is inside a classroom, right now.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Ebola virus had reached The United States during Trump administration, we would all be dead by now. #ThanksObama
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Most dangerous palce in America is inside a classroom. What have Trump & GOP done about it? #NADA
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
if Conservatives cared about children like they care about NRA cash, AR15s wouldn't still be around.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Elon's grotesquely designed homage to racism was not accidental. #notracistbut #cybertruck #apertheid
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
If cruising around in a grotesque homage to rscism hasn't shamed the shameless, then nothing erver will. #apartheid #tesla #elonmusk
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
"You see a Nazi, you shoot him." -Lt. Aldo
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
That time when Nazis burned the Reichstag to falsely declare a national emergency, halting elections, and keep appointed Hitler as number one. #SorryGodwin
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No dum-dum, if you don't vote it's your fault. Own it.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
pussy-grabbing with pinkies up
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember Trump didn't send aid to PR last hurricane because "the island's surrounded by ocean water on all sides"
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll brag we still own Alaska, and only thanks to a great a deal that he made for us.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
We lost #RoevWade by #BernieOrBust & taking the streets didn't get it back to us. Protests are fun though. 💃🥁🕺
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
I say we keep splitting the party in two then take the streets with tamborins every time the united GOP wins an election
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
US dollar has dropped in value every day this past week. #greatagain
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
the only protest that matters is your vote. last election DEM voter turn out was low
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
You're missing my point is dinner is five minutes away, so take care and good luck.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
imagine getting lost on a red carpet
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
That time they wanted to impeach Obama because index finger was wrongly positioned over his brow as he saluted our troops.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn't take a body language expert to tell you who's calling the shots.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
on all fours
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that they're still asking is a sign it's all for the birds,
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Because we've gone too soft, and forgotten how it creeps on you.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
From #SuperPower to #PowerBottom in less than 8 months..#maga
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Just keep losing with your head held high, hon.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
If only dividing our party had been a winning strategy against thick as thieves conservatives in 2016, and we wouldn't find ourselves, today, in this mess. #bernieorbust 👈
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
There you go again. Dividing the DEM party while trying to defeat thick as thrives, united GOP, is not a winning strategy. Grow the fuck up.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
& p.s. I have Z gen straight friends who act exactly like that 😂
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a gay man, not a damsel in distress, and don't need saving from some good intentioned breeder. Thanks though.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
That fact that number isn't greater, is a testament to how resilient women are.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Ronald Reagan is rolling in his grave. #RIP #GOP
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
To imply that a former KGB is playing Trump like a fiddle, would be insulting to violins, so I digress. #putinpuppet
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
If humans were half as good as dogs, the world would be a magnificent place.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
His name is Donald Trump, have some respect!
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Ronald Reagan's rolling in his grave.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Elon Musk on his efforts to re-elect Trump. [Fox News, October 2024]
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's beta body language.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of those songs, she wrote at the ripe ape of 16. #fionaapple
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
lately I've been turning it all off to spend more time with my dog.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
it ain't a coup till you've militarized d'état #ancientfrenchproverb
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
it ain't a coup till you militarize d'état
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
how much sriracha would it take, you think? ballpark
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
"I don't want anything for me, it's all for our country." ~Donny
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
and not a single girl in sight
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
you can't have a coup without first militarizing d'état. #french101
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
a male white breeder is the last person I would trust around my kids
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
you can't have a coup without first militarizing d'état #fact
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
was either ark or science
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
it will all make sense when he refuses to leave at the end of his term. #COUP101
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
I could listen to Nina Blackwood talk about music in lieu of actual music, #alldaylong
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
and better hoes
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
but the wife will still make you keep them on during sex
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
reach around
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
And by tough he means he will power-bottom.. #trumputin
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Where's Sarah Palin when you need her ?!
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
He's gonna make DC great again. 😒
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
That's like Cruella Deville doing one of those Sarah McLaughlin dog commercials.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Rome has fallen. It pains me to say it, as much it pains me to see it go down. #ifyoucankeepit
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Or maybe just wondering which hiker has the most succulent face.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
At least with Adolf the bug was a VW. #Trump #Covid
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
No way she doesn't shave her bush in the shape of a swastika.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Works better than Aderall. #AJLT #Wyatt
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Kids need discipline not speed.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
It's only "City" without Cattrall.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
My girlfriend makes me watch that pos show and I'm too whipped to tell her "no".
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
What he needs is discipline.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
If Donald took a 💩on the American flag, Marco Rubio would be fighting Ted Cruz to wipe Don's butt
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
No, because with Hitler everyone got a Volkswagen.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
we should fix the dang border once he crosses south
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Her passive-aggressive relationship with Aiden plays like a lame midday soap you're forced to watch while waiting for your car at tire kingdom.
The New York Times (@nytimes.com) reposted
The death toll in Central Texas climbed to at least 70 as of midday Sunday, as rescuers searched for people swept away by devastating floods and forecasters warned that downpours would continue in already hard-hit areas. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
She would know this if she'd read The Bible.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
S.S.
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Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
It's all fun and games until a gator chomps a leg off. #poeticjustice 🐊
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
A few days ago, Kristi Noem was bragging about stealing money from FEMA to fund Alligator Alcatraz
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Meteorologists, last February.
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Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Not even cake was offered this time.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump pardon's about one million; chump change for PDiddy.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
I asked Cynthia Nixon if we could take a photo, when we briefly met while she was stomping for Barack Obama back in 2008. She was as gracious (to me as a fan) as she was politically passionate. What a class act!
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Price of canned tomato juice has nearly doubled due to new tariffs. #fyi
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
The ambergris based eau de parfum I got in Milan for my mom, was cheaper.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
His previous cologne has "Distributed in U.S.A."stamped on the box, which is good enough for the illiterate, and the sycophant of MAGA.
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
not even tomato juice will get that stink out. 🦨💨
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
#hecray
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
Straight cis male raped 12 children while DeSantis kept them safe from lip syncing queens. #ThanksRon
Noshyt Holmes (@noshytholmes.bsky.social) reply parent
If Clarence Thomas wants to roll back, let's roll all the way back before Love v. Virginia. #sorrynotsorry