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@notoracle.bsky.social

she/her ⚧️ • #Pittsburgh

created June 26, 2023

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i'm reading at 2am. at least what i'm reading is fun.

4/9/2025, 6:15:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SF Giants Bot (@giantbot.bsky.social) reposted

Sarah Langs 🤖 reposted by SF Giants on NBCS 🤖 OMG

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4/9/2025, 5:02:11 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social)

sorry I got convinced to read homestuck, and i actually like the humor.

3/9/2025, 3:44:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

tech companies don't like the word no, they refuse to use it on buttons for user consent even

29/8/2025, 9:35:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is an awesome fit holy fuck

27/8/2025, 1:37:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

i used to be on diet blockland forums, which is just the offical forum roblox had in 2011. i loved being a little asshole to people on there lmao.

26/8/2025, 5:28:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

or a return to forums that are full of subforums for different interests ala something awful having 50 subforums for different things.

26/8/2025, 5:12:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

i am apart of the people who want a proper tumblr-like place, and cohost was frankly not that, and never was going to be that. i use tumblr but the owner and moderation drives so many people i love away from it.

26/8/2025, 5:11:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

and somehow they can't stop louisiana hot sauce.

23/8/2025, 8:04:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

being horny on main keeps losers away

23/8/2025, 3:01:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

Gorillaz Do Ya Thing. Maybe you want to hear Andre 3000 have a breakdown, or maybe you don't.

22/8/2025, 8:39:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

the only review for a game i remember is sonic unleashed, but more because the review is a little funny with hindsight

22/8/2025, 3:24:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Schwarz (@benschwarz.bsky.social) reposted

“I don’t like CSS” is coded speech for “I never learned CSS”

23/7/2025, 2:26:32 AM | 238 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

i wish "im just a girl" got me out of situations

14/8/2025, 10:39:35 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

nolan is a fraud because he knows bale could never pull off the eye shadow look with out the cowl on.

10/8/2025, 7:25:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

as a dark knight trilogy hater, the 3 star reviews kept me sane, seeing people acknowledge the genuine good in the movies but also the many problems was so refreshing compared to everywhere else online.

10/8/2025, 7:18:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

you know where the good reviews are? below the 4 stars, especially when you go towards 2 1/2 stars. people who have things to say about a movie are not giving them 5 maybe 4 star reviews, they're giving 3 stars and explaining the good and bad. 1/2 to 1 star reviews are some real good reviews.

10/8/2025, 7:09:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

i predickt dick in your future lol

10/8/2025, 5:28:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

:dksays: but mostly because it gets the vibe of trans rights across better than a flag

8/8/2025, 11:26:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

there is simply no emoji that comes close to emulating :shepface: or :allears:

8/8/2025, 10:56:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember 2010s crypto stories, but I can never remember ones that happen in the 2020s, besides 1 or 2 big name examples.

8/8/2025, 2:14:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

every WKUK and trevor moore sketch are evergreen

7/8/2025, 9:45:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

you already know i couldn't have helped, but i'm glad you're not stuck with macbook repair costs! <3

1/8/2025, 5:04:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

followed someone like this and they're opinions and posts kept becoming worse and worse.

31/7/2025, 2:08:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

the heat has made all my good clothes impossible to wear! so agreed

31/7/2025, 2:07:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

cute!

31/7/2025, 12:13:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

yuri notification jumpscare (apologies)

26/7/2025, 12:23:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

YURI YRUI YURI

26/7/2025, 12:06:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

Paul Dini's Batman Run?

25/7/2025, 9:51:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

wish you luck on quitting!

22/7/2025, 11:51:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

they have a cow sign, seems fun to me

22/7/2025, 1:42:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

balls

17/7/2025, 7:17:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

PA has got to have some of the most useless dumb fuck politicians I've ever seen. Doubt things will change given the political makeup, but I do want to proven wrong.

15/7/2025, 11:14:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

make the already existing gendered restrooms simply 2 non-gendered restrooms. even when making new restrooms you should keep doing 2, because 2 is always better than 1.

14/7/2025, 6:39:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

amazing and gorgeous photo, i should spend time in the city at night.

13/7/2025, 5:22:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

i would be annoyed with the sugar high but i couldn't complain about having good jam for weeks!

11/7/2025, 3:09:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

that looks amazing!

11/7/2025, 2:40:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

HELL YES!

8/7/2025, 3:03:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

may i be included in the group? it is my one asset thanks to HRT

8/7/2025, 1:27:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

alltalk is what make a good server a great server

5/7/2025, 2:41:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

Works for me on macOS 15.5 with Safari Version 18.5 (20621.2.5.11.8)

30/6/2025, 7:06:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

this is super cool omg

28/6/2025, 10:36:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

rest in piece to a real dog one

20/6/2025, 6:13:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

need to learn what the other types of autism are feeling about their distro

18/6/2025, 3:34:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

google adding their own AI search stuff just makes me more likely to go and use chatgpt because it does the same thing but maybe better

17/6/2025, 5:08:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

sometimes the little things can fascinate me more than the big things

17/6/2025, 4:58:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

I only learned about them because people were saying they're "proof" of AI written things and now I'm learning how you use them in sentences since they're actually useful

15/6/2025, 4:07:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

chicago has cool friends, baseball and architectural wonders, oh and midwestern city

30/5/2025, 8:00:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

me making the “moved to chicago” post in some years

30/5/2025, 6:35:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm wondering when they're going to reopen panther hollow bridge as someone who goes to oakland all the time

28/5/2025, 5:54:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

true, but searching was a neat experience at least?

15/5/2025, 5:59:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

my greatest skill? searching and finding cropped porn quickly

15/5/2025, 5:55:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

those guys should stay even further away actually

14/5/2025, 3:39:50 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

we love negative values which might also make more problems for us

14/5/2025, 12:08:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

heh bits lol

13/5/2025, 7:05:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

expected image, but i can only assume one thing below the cut

13/5/2025, 7:03:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

every day i feel like some freak for only following 127 people lol

11/5/2025, 1:44:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

scientist in spirit?

8/5/2025, 1:45:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

i went to a private catholic school for a grade, and a lot of the kids were oddly (or not so oddly) racist. we also could not afford it in any way

7/5/2025, 10:36:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

my alt is all furry porn, and fat women. no one will ever find out

7/5/2025, 4:42:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

tux is not fuckable, so xenia wins for lesbian reasons

6/5/2025, 10:01:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

oh wait they do for cis women with PCOS but not trans women

5/5/2025, 6:11:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

laser should be apart of my healthcare actually.

5/5/2025, 6:09:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

ah fair, why the fuck have they not invented a good way to remove facial hair that doesn't suck garbage future.

5/5/2025, 6:05:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

i would simply give up caring about being as smooth as a baby. also the fact they sell facial hair removal and all the reviews are people saying they got burned is interesting.

5/5/2025, 6:02:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

nair scares me because that can burn your skin and i do not want to learn that my skin hates it

5/5/2025, 5:45:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture phil (@bad-example.com) reposted

FOLKS WE DID IT ✅ I'm typing this on @aviva.gay's deer.social ✅ which posted to @alnkq.bsky.social's AppViewLite ✅ which is listening to the @blacksky.app atproto.africa relay

4/5/2025, 3:52:12 PM | 1180 294 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

thanks, i'm a lesbian and when i want NSFW i expect women (or non-binary) of all kinds lol

29/4/2025, 7:23:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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labeler that literally just detects NSFW images of men and removes them from my feeds. hope me saying this does not come off as mean to anybody.

29/4/2025, 7:10:34 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

pep rolls are a comfort food, i feel happy when i can get my hands on one, which is very rare

28/4/2025, 4:32:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

but i want to moo, i like cows

27/4/2025, 7:46:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

oh wait you did, lol

25/4/2025, 2:37:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

if you want the menubar to have the underline use ::first_letter

25/4/2025, 2:36:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

also this looks really fucking cool

24/4/2025, 10:04:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

there is a reason i am scared of ever touching or learning js

24/4/2025, 10:03:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

you’re a good amount older than me, something something relative

23/4/2025, 8:15:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good reason to have an old autistic woman in your life, besides them being cool

23/4/2025, 7:40:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this dog sees something vaguely penis shaped and loses it (i respect it)

22/4/2025, 3:05:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

daisy what are you doing? crack. what the f-

20/4/2025, 11:27:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fake, not real

19/4/2025, 4:32:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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considering how much each expansion adds and the amount of play time i will gladly pay $60

18/4/2025, 8:52:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

they look nice and also comfy, hope the audio is good too. wake up ethan

16/4/2025, 9:23:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

true. everyone in my DMs are friends who i’d eat food with.

15/4/2025, 2:39:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

they’re right and the funny thing will always be some weirdo woman loves exactly that lol

15/4/2025, 2:02:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

repubs or right-wing libertarians are impossible to have a conversation with, and are also dangerous for me to speak to!

14/4/2025, 2:23:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

neolibs are much easier to have conversations with, not all the time but most of the time. neolibs who sometimes are essentially like republicans not at all. guess the term people use for them is "Blue MAGA"

14/4/2025, 2:21:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

it seems like dumb fun, and a friend said oddly gay as well

14/4/2025, 12:04:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

oh hey i'm on here! 2nd circle woo!

13/4/2025, 9:56:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they are going to make their channel themed around that with the next video being "how much dick can the dog take"

13/4/2025, 8:10:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

how much cum can this dog swallow?

13/4/2025, 8:08:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

loved seeing people essentially say "i NEED to own the switch 2 and mario kart" real nice reality check lol

6/4/2025, 3:36:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

i already did not have the money for a pre-order, but possibly being around 500 or higher, i am not buying that thing anytime soon or maybe ever.

6/4/2025, 5:27:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

a lot of switch games released over these past two, maybe three years probably would've loved better hardware.

5/4/2025, 8:06:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

these are the posts i follow you for, fuck yeah lol

4/4/2025, 10:02:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

even more reasons to replace gaming with different hobbies.

3/4/2025, 8:01:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

let me pay $10 so that i can make any post i want on jesse singals account

1/4/2025, 2:04:34 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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they'll teach him the ways of gay babygirl

30/3/2025, 11:37:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

the way this was worded, is clearly from i assume a straight guy. fucking hell that is a wild thing to say

30/3/2025, 11:28:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

i am not doing a my little pony porn term involving donuts joke under your post. i respect you too much.

24/3/2025, 1:50:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture connie (@notoracle.bsky.social) reply parent

i could make a bad pun here, but i shall not curse your post. so uh, agree

24/3/2025, 1:46:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view