Want to thank the more than 1,500 people who came out to our event a Seacrets event in Ocean City last night.
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Mac Mini (5.25") vs Mac Mini 2024 (3.5")
honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
X’s head of product celebrating record downloads of his app on a day where a man’s murder was autoplayed on loop for all to see.
email from mom fml I'm so cooked
we are living in the world these people want. perhaps they will have some self-reflection, but I doubt it
younger zoomers are trying to explain what kind of guy the shooter was and I literally don't understand a word of it
this is, and i am not fooling around here, how i hashtag never forget
and all it took was threatening to prosecute feds who broke the law
So happy for and jealous of our sexy neighbors to the south
Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
Trump isn't even fit to eulogize his allies. Not a shred of sincerity.
I'll merely note that today, like all days, is a great day to stop posting on Twitter, a platform whose owner force feeds this slop into people's brains with an algorithm designed to boost his views and trample yours.
as always i encourage u all not to post things that may attract the attention of an authoritarian secret police with unlimited power to surveil american citizens at this time
Fantastic.
Honestly, I think an influencer ends up accidentally killing him as a prank that gets out of hand. Like, they pop out of the bushes and yell BOO, the old man has a heart attack, the secret service starts blasting, and that’s the end of Mister Beast as well.
Honestly good for Chloe Zhao getting that Marvel bag for a movie no one likes or remembers and then making a movie about Shakespeare’s kid dying
anyone ever/recently use the #lockers at camden yards? will i be in and out quickly or is it more like using the electric vehicle charger in a giant mall parking lot that it’s clear no one ever touches it and the facility is confused
nice to see polling data make a dunk on discourse but, it’s ridiculous that it’s even considered relevant to be asked
Me on the toilet
lmao the last five seconds is peak
did you see the difficult to read black-on-grey letters above the buttons? they probably didn't mean them to look like that
godspeed you! gay bowser
I am going to become the joker 😊
@jedweeks.bikemore.net have you reached out to the city (or heard from anyone who already has) about the removal of the bike lane connecting president street to fallsway?
Courageous Boy Uses Machete to Stop Break-In
every time i see “shin godzilla” i just want it to be a kind of ramen
Babe, new candidate for "most unfathomable spatial comparison" just dropped.
guy ejected for spitting on other team in first six seconds and game might not finish tonight. nfl is back baby (awooo)
28 YEARS LATER (Boyle, 2025)
Kind of a weird thing to say, if you ask me
stupid question to ask fr
I will direct the film since she cannot be bothered.
I’m available and charge very reasonable day rates
lost money trading trump crypto
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It also makes *turning* into an intersection much more stressful (and probably crash-prone) for drivers, because you have to do a highway style lane change in stop and go city traffic
I love bsky
oh ok
I'm glad to see Nigel Farage get yelled at any time but why exactly is he in front of congress lol
this seems irrelevant, given that a key component of why andreessen, thiel, musk, et al are the way they are is that they have voluntarily decided to short-circuit their own brains
The intro to Game & Wario shows a world map on Wario's wall. While roughly corresponding to the map of our world, it shows some differences in the shapes of the landmasses. Most concerningly, it appears that in Wario's world, Europe does not exist.
The Macintosh Double Plus was designed to be twice as good as its predecessor - it featured double the pixels, width, floppies, and a pair of 8Mhz 68010 CPUs. Its planned successor, the Double Plus Good with a pair of 16Mhz CPUs was thrown down the memory hole. Pridecauseful.
but in fairness i also got the fuck out as fast as i could, i was not exactly doing Citizen Journalism™ here
regime must’ve been short staffed for the holiday, no one inside and fewer outside than expected. bunch of vehicles wasting space outside. lots of passengers on the move, no one getting stopped that I saw
I lived bitch
NOAA.BMF
en route to union station so if i never post again it was nice goofing off with everyone here 🫡
Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time
Matmos in Washington DC! On the 30th. The Black Cat. Too big for us, so please come!!
They axed the politics section?
This deleted (but archived) Truth Social post of Trump's from Thursday night is like something out of Twin Peaks: media-cdn.factba.se/realdonaldtr...
Theres really no point to scrolling your phone waiting to hear about the day it happens, if you are a Real American and live in a decent sized city you'll know from horns honking, fireworks, people spontaneously hollering, passing out drinks, etc
I think it’s fine as an option for takeout but generally agree
me after the tariffs are struck down as illegal
It finally happened.
many states and cities have regulations on the maximum speed of escooters that passed without significant controversy. presumably, this is because escooters did not exist at the time of the passage of the bill of rights
will be taking train to the occupied capitol tomorrow btw
for broadcasting, The Morning Show is goofus and Broadcast News is gallant
Saw a Seventh-Day Adventist Church sign that said “People disappoint, God doesn’t.” Dude your denomination came from an event literally called The Great Disappointment.
huhhhhhg…but how does it taste
lol. forgot that marc has no service on labor day. because it's not a big travel day, you see.
The paradox of Trump 2, I think, is that it's a nascent autocracy with the qualities of a dying autocracy: The autarch is old, promising an early succession; he is using his newfound powers to undermine the stability of the realm; & the regime, for all that it's been accommodated, is run by idiots
didn't see NIN last tuesday because I was recovering from an injury 😎
Me when I see my first tree that has a brown or yellow leaf in the canopy
what the fuck lol
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Today’s gem on Facebook marketplace. (Yes, that’s the only photo on the listing.)
always appreciated Dr. Moonhattan's arc
tired: having the bad idea of a flat tax wired: thinking we already have the bad idea
I want a pollster to find out what percent of Americans think a $100 raise into the next tax bracket “punishes” them because they don’t know what progressive taxation is
it remains incredible to me that the high point of reactionary civilization in the 21st century is uh..... Hungary?
Enter the Fetch Zone---Your Cat's About to Go Wild
Scared to go to the movies
Kid in the back with the SPORTS shirt waiting to get his hat signed calmly watching Medvedev obliterate his racket
EARINT.BMF
Would be the first cool thing he’s done in months lol
told my story before but when harris was an MD state legislator my wife was at a hearing on something abortion-related and harris was ranting about something at a doctor witness, and when the dr corrected him he snapped "i'm going to choose to resent that". perfect encapsulation of his whole deal
It’s neat that among the people who don’t, one of them is the guy who did it
Refusing to engage with the name “Mingus Reedus.” You can’t make me know about that
I hadn’t seen it in over five years and thought it started with the radio conversation so when they’re like “here’s the universe” i was like HUH so this was in there lol
watching A Matter of Life and Death with the neighbor tonight
never heard of this so thought wario was having a bit of a moment
When did Tom Cruise turn into Norm Macdonald
something i only now realized is they’re doing this without an analog to Maryland’s DC suburbs to buoy their sorry asses. lol, lmao even
I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
"Dr. Carson's Memory Drug Discovery Wins Nobel Prize" Over-The-Counter Memory Drug Triples Memory in 21 Days Read More>
In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.
someone needs to launch a fancy pants coffee shop called c r e e k in the papyrus font to fill the void now
Pennsylvania, in its great wisdom, compared the fortunes of Philadelphia and Baltimore and said “we will take the second one please”
FINE STOP YOUR COMPLAINING Here's your NEW new logo, dagnabbit.
SCOPE.BMF
