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Nick Portnell

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England seemed to him to be nothing but horrors and misery now. The very shapes of the trees were like frozen screams.

created July 7, 2023

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Ha!

1/9/2025, 9:21:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first girl I ever kissed was Karen Allen. None of these Karen Allens, though. She went to a different school, you wouldn't know her.

1/9/2025, 8:18:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn! This seems like a daft move. He's only going to get better and surely LFC need at least a few homegrown players.

1/9/2025, 7:28:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm assuming that Joe Gomez has remained at Liverpool, but does anyone know if Harvey Elliott's move to Villa actually went through? I really hope that it didn't.

1/9/2025, 7:14:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will you be tackling the thorny subject of widespread homophonia inherent in the British meat industry next?

A box of Mr Brain's Pork Faggots.
1/9/2025, 6:38:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hi Bill, your initial post was pretty fucking stupid (and racist), but you doubling down like this is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Just admit that you haven't got a clue about this particular subject.

1/9/2025, 2:59:45 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday 🥳 🎂 🎉

1/9/2025, 10:40:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear something new everything I listen to this album, and I listen to it a lot. God Tier music.

1/9/2025, 10:27:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After a strong start, I am now plummeting down the table as usual.

1/9/2025, 9:31:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/DYRsfZax3Jc?... Autumn has arrived 🍂🍁

1/9/2025, 8:03:56 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently it was a nightmare session. Berman went back into the studio with Pavement, but again stormed out. Pavement used the free studio time to record an EP!

31/8/2025, 8:15:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spend way too much time wondering if any of the original tapes of Silver Jews' Natural Bridge album featuring The Scud Mountain Boys as the backing band to David Berman still exist or if indeed they were all destroyed by Berman himself.

31/8/2025, 7:19:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blimey, yes! Great shout.

31/8/2025, 6:18:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That One For All single was one of the worst things I've ever heard.

31/8/2025, 1:46:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, I would welcome another Furries album with open arms.

31/8/2025, 1:45:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fair comment.

31/8/2025, 1:44:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good shout, I like them and saw them a couple of times.

30/8/2025, 9:34:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe that there is a latter day Big Star album. I haven't heard it and don't really want to.

30/8/2025, 9:33:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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D Boon died in a horrible road accident. Minutemen are not eligible for this thread. They are without doubt one of the greatest bands to have ever existed, so let's do a digital high 5.

30/8/2025, 9:31:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cast just added to the general sense of horror.

30/8/2025, 9:11:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neu! are the perfect musical vehicle and thank you for reminding me of this fact x

30/8/2025, 9:09:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent

As do most people. They've never tickled my fancy.

30/8/2025, 9:01:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmm, maybe.

30/8/2025, 8:57:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The popularity of The La's will always baffled me.

30/8/2025, 8:56:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good shout.

30/8/2025, 8:56:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw Sugar and I saw Nova Mob, but I was a bit too young to catch the Huskers.

30/8/2025, 8:55:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent

Great shout.

30/8/2025, 8:52:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit! 100%

30/8/2025, 8:51:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please do, the boxset seems to be a distant dream.

30/8/2025, 8:51:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck, yeah.

30/8/2025, 8:50:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's definitely an element of death with this one. I would've loved to see them, though.

30/8/2025, 8:49:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best answer so far.

30/8/2025, 8:48:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooof!

30/8/2025, 8:42:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent

Great shout.

30/8/2025, 8:41:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Top 10 bands that split at the peak of their powers but never released an embarrassing reunion album (deaths of key members excluded) The Beatles Fugazi The Jam Slint Simon & Garfunkel Fugees NWA The Smiths The Clash REM Other suggestions please.

30/8/2025, 8:32:08 PM | 57 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pants Mountain, Montana.

30/8/2025, 7:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spend considerably more on records than I do on underwear! A Primark 5 pack of boxers every year sees me right.

30/8/2025, 7:50:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Argh. Well spent.

30/8/2025, 7:48:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quite right, Sally. Tidy duds and an immaculate record collection are the signifiers of a life we'll spent.

30/8/2025, 7:47:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sister Ray is one of the best things to have ever happened.

30/8/2025, 7:43:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Play the third album and drink some soluble cocodamol.

30/8/2025, 7:39:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is a never a moment when deciding to listen to The Velvet Underground is a bad idea. #sacredmusic

30/8/2025, 7:35:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll certainly keep an eye out for these.

30/8/2025, 6:49:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This appears to be the Sunbeam Records reissue. It has been described almost universally as 'flat' sounding. I might have to investigate some of these bootlegs people have discussed.

30/8/2025, 6:49:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a damn shame. What a wonderful band.

30/8/2025, 5:04:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The mad thing is that this album was only 17 years old when you found it. It's the equivalent of finding the 3rd Portishead album today. Who knows where the time goes?

30/8/2025, 3:36:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was on at work so I wasn't really following it, but he looked as though he was a butler or something.

30/8/2025, 3:33:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can probably hear me sobbing with envy from where you are.

30/8/2025, 3:24:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent strategic bartering.

30/8/2025, 3:23:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the one.

30/8/2025, 3:09:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a western on telly at the moment starring Sean Connery, Brigitte Bardot and, um, Eric Sykes.

30/8/2025, 2:44:26 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:37:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, yeah, Fairfield is a masterpiece.

30/8/2025, 2:36:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird. The reviews are generally quite poor, but it was Pete Kember who remastered it. I am now very confused.

30/8/2025, 1:27:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knocked him down quite a bit on a Bridget St John LP, so he can be broken!

30/8/2025, 12:43:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently, the original master tapes were lost and have only recently been found again. Sunbeam are patchy at best with their sound quality, and this must've been reissued from an alternative source. Sonic Boom is working on the boxset production, so I'll just have to wait.

30/8/2025, 12:31:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spotted at a record fair last week. It's one of my favourite albums but only have it on CD because I am not a millionaire. Where is this much rumoured/much needed vinyl reissue boxset I keep hearing about? Is it ever going to be released?

Kaleiscope - Tangerine Dream (Fontana 1968), for sale at an eye-watering £800!!!
30/8/2025, 11:38:01 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spoken backwards.

30/8/2025, 11:30:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dreamt last night that a previously unseen episode of Eastenders directed by David Lynch was being shown on TV. It was mostly animated and involved the good people of Walford having to harvest stone in order to survive. All was well until they started removing gravestones. #disturbing

30/8/2025, 10:07:43 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I trust Joe Boyd's assessment of Trevor Lucas. He wasn't a good man.

29/8/2025, 9:48:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alice, he did a racism on live telly. Saddened by this post by you.

29/8/2025, 8:31:19 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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About 11, I think. There are several people who I would love to meet, but real life gets in the way.

29/8/2025, 8:27:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 8:01:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't tell anyone, but this is my favourite Beach Boys album.

29/8/2025, 7:55:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cor!

29/8/2025, 7:53:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/8QrDIoYHASI?... I had no idea that this footage existed. It's a shame that it's not a track with Sandy on lead vocals, but it still adds to the pitiful amount of footage of her that's available.

29/8/2025, 7:16:52 PM | 27 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christ.

29/8/2025, 5:50:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the first things that happened when I joined Twitter was Brian May's bizarre gardening accident. The phrase 'Shears Arse Attack' popped into my head, but I was too shy to post it.

29/8/2025, 2:05:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd go for Kirsty MacColl's New England.

29/8/2025, 12:33:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm up for the afternoon tea, any dancing will be strictly off limits with my knees.

28/8/2025, 10:06:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems fair.

28/8/2025, 10:02:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Three years, though.

28/8/2025, 9:58:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmm, tenuous.

28/8/2025, 9:06:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, that's a good one.

28/8/2025, 8:49:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Top marks.

28/8/2025, 8:37:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a very short playlist developing.

28/8/2025, 8:33:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On this day in 2022, myself, @alsalv.bsky.social & @sallystardust1.bsky.social saw Aldous Harding, Michael Kiwanuka & the mighty Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds in Victoria Park. How the heck can three years of already passed?

Sally, Alice & me suitably drunk and out of focus at a pop festival.
28/8/2025, 8:31:39 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, I really should have remembered that one. Shame face emoji.

28/8/2025, 8:27:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blocked and reported 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫

28/8/2025, 7:44:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's better. I actually really liked that.

28/8/2025, 7:37:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. If he does mention the word 'canoe', nobody can here it clearly.

28/8/2025, 7:28:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good work.

28/8/2025, 7:27:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK, I'll let you off. I have at least heard of Bruce Cockburn, all the others are a mystery.

28/8/2025, 7:26:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Top marks, Gray.

28/8/2025, 7:24:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh, top marks.

28/8/2025, 7:24:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent.

28/8/2025, 7:24:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Phelim, you had a crystal clear brief but you blew it. See me after lessons.

28/8/2025, 7:22:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the last 24 hours, I have by complete chance listened to three songs that mention canoes. Brian Eno - Backwater, Elton John - Where To Now, St Peter? & Marissa Nadler - Bessie, Did You Make It? Are there any other songs that mention canoes? I can't think of a single one.

28/8/2025, 7:15:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like the modesty stickers.

28/8/2025, 2:15:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No League Cup games either! Amorim is playing a blinder.

A BBC Sports headline saying that Man Utd's manager thinks that the lack of European football this season will help them. Hehe.
27/8/2025, 9:25:23 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks. I don't think 16 years working managing record shops & then charity work will get me in. Bit gutted, I'm a Beatles obsessive.

27/8/2025, 8:28:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you have to have any minimum previous qualifications to take part? I wasn't very good at school, but I would love to do this.

27/8/2025, 8:11:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is lots of hope to be had in this old world, even during the darkest of times. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

27/8/2025, 5:21:28 PM | 1824 441 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very much so. I'm guessing that this will keep on revealing little delights with repeated plays, much like Mr Engel's stuff.

27/8/2025, 7:50:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 7:33:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow! What a phenomenal album. Produced by Bernie Taupin and featuring string arrangements by Robert Kirby, it's a unique sounding record with incredibly cinematic lyrics. This copy came with the press release which I'll add in the replies.

David Ackles - American Gothic (Elektra 1972)
27/8/2025, 7:33:13 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a movie from the year you were born.

27/8/2025, 10:09:52 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hated that bloody show. A British Candid Camera that probably left hundreds of people completely humiliated.

26/8/2025, 10:10:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a world we live in.

26/8/2025, 9:18:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know that we mostly have a policy of positivity on Bluesky, but fucking hell Kiss sucked. A 'rock' band that never rocked, not even once. Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest.

26/8/2025, 9:08:34 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view