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Ha!
England seemed to him to be nothing but horrors and misery now. The very shapes of the trees were like frozen screams.
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Ha!
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
The first girl I ever kissed was Karen Allen. None of these Karen Allens, though. She went to a different school, you wouldn't know her.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn! This seems like a daft move. He's only going to get better and surely LFC need at least a few homegrown players.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
I'm assuming that Joe Gomez has remained at Liverpool, but does anyone know if Harvey Elliott's move to Villa actually went through? I really hope that it didn't.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Will you be tackling the thorny subject of widespread homophonia inherent in the British meat industry next?
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi Bill, your initial post was pretty fucking stupid (and racist), but you doubling down like this is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Just admit that you haven't got a clue about this particular subject.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday 🥳 🎂 🎉
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear something new everything I listen to this album, and I listen to it a lot. God Tier music.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
After a strong start, I am now plummeting down the table as usual.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
youtu.be/DYRsfZax3Jc?... Autumn has arrived 🍂🍁
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently it was a nightmare session. Berman went back into the studio with Pavement, but again stormed out. Pavement used the free studio time to record an EP!
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
I spend way too much time wondering if any of the original tapes of Silver Jews' Natural Bridge album featuring The Scud Mountain Boys as the backing band to David Berman still exist or if indeed they were all destroyed by Berman himself.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Blimey, yes! Great shout.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
That One For All single was one of the worst things I've ever heard.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, I would welcome another Furries album with open arms.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair comment.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Good shout, I like them and saw them a couple of times.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe that there is a latter day Big Star album. I haven't heard it and don't really want to.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
D Boon died in a horrible road accident. Minutemen are not eligible for this thread. They are without doubt one of the greatest bands to have ever existed, so let's do a digital high 5.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Cast just added to the general sense of horror.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Neu! are the perfect musical vehicle and thank you for reminding me of this fact x
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
As do most people. They've never tickled my fancy.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmm, maybe.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
The popularity of The La's will always baffled me.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Good shout.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw Sugar and I saw Nova Mob, but I was a bit too young to catch the Huskers.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Great shout.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Shit! 100%
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Please do, the boxset seems to be a distant dream.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck, yeah.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
There's definitely an element of death with this one. I would've loved to see them, though.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Best answer so far.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooof!
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Great shout.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
Top 10 bands that split at the peak of their powers but never released an embarrassing reunion album (deaths of key members excluded) The Beatles Fugazi The Jam Slint Simon & Garfunkel Fugees NWA The Smiths The Clash REM Other suggestions please.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Pants Mountain, Montana.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
I spend considerably more on records than I do on underwear! A Primark 5 pack of boxers every year sees me right.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Argh. Well spent.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Quite right, Sally. Tidy duds and an immaculate record collection are the signifiers of a life we'll spent.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Sister Ray is one of the best things to have ever happened.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Play the third album and drink some soluble cocodamol.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a never a moment when deciding to listen to The Velvet Underground is a bad idea. #sacredmusic
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll certainly keep an eye out for these.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
This appears to be the Sunbeam Records reissue. It has been described almost universally as 'flat' sounding. I might have to investigate some of these bootlegs people have discussed.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a damn shame. What a wonderful band.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
The mad thing is that this album was only 17 years old when you found it. It's the equivalent of finding the 3rd Portishead album today. Who knows where the time goes?
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
It was on at work so I wasn't really following it, but he looked as though he was a butler or something.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
You can probably hear me sobbing with envy from where you are.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent strategic bartering.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the one.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
There's a western on telly at the moment starring Sean Connery, Brigitte Bardot and, um, Eric Sykes.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, yeah, Fairfield is a masterpiece.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird. The reviews are generally quite poor, but it was Pete Kember who remastered it. I am now very confused.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
I knocked him down quite a bit on a Bridget St John LP, so he can be broken!
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, the original master tapes were lost and have only recently been found again. Sunbeam are patchy at best with their sound quality, and this must've been reissued from an alternative source. Sonic Boom is working on the boxset production, so I'll just have to wait.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
Spotted at a record fair last week. It's one of my favourite albums but only have it on CD because I am not a millionaire. Where is this much rumoured/much needed vinyl reissue boxset I keep hearing about? Is it ever going to be released?
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Spoken backwards.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
I dreamt last night that a previously unseen episode of Eastenders directed by David Lynch was being shown on TV. It was mostly animated and involved the good people of Walford having to harvest stone in order to survive. All was well until they started removing gravestones. #disturbing
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
I trust Joe Boyd's assessment of Trevor Lucas. He wasn't a good man.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Alice, he did a racism on live telly. Saddened by this post by you.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
About 11, I think. There are several people who I would love to meet, but real life gets in the way.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't tell anyone, but this is my favourite Beach Boys album.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Cor!
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
youtu.be/8QrDIoYHASI?... I had no idea that this footage existed. It's a shame that it's not a track with Sandy on lead vocals, but it still adds to the pitiful amount of footage of her that's available.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Christ.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the first things that happened when I joined Twitter was Brian May's bizarre gardening accident. The phrase 'Shears Arse Attack' popped into my head, but I was too shy to post it.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd go for Kirsty MacColl's New England.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm up for the afternoon tea, any dancing will be strictly off limits with my knees.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems fair.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Three years, though.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmm, tenuous.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, that's a good one.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Top marks.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a very short playlist developing.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
On this day in 2022, myself, @alsalv.bsky.social & @sallystardust1.bsky.social saw Aldous Harding, Michael Kiwanuka & the mighty Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds in Victoria Park. How the heck can three years of already passed?
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I really should have remembered that one. Shame face emoji.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Blocked and reported 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
That's better. I actually really liked that.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
No. If he does mention the word 'canoe', nobody can here it clearly.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Good work.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
OK, I'll let you off. I have at least heard of Bruce Cockburn, all the others are a mystery.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Top marks, Gray.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, top marks.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Phelim, you had a crystal clear brief but you blew it. See me after lessons.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
In the last 24 hours, I have by complete chance listened to three songs that mention canoes. Brian Eno - Backwater, Elton John - Where To Now, St Peter? & Marissa Nadler - Bessie, Did You Make It? Are there any other songs that mention canoes? I can't think of a single one.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
I like the modesty stickers.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. I don't think 16 years working managing record shops & then charity work will get me in. Bit gutted, I'm a Beatles obsessive.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you have to have any minimum previous qualifications to take part? I wasn't very good at school, but I would love to do this.
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There is lots of hope to be had in this old world, even during the darkest of times. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Very much so. I'm guessing that this will keep on revealing little delights with repeated plays, much like Mr Engel's stuff.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
Wow! What a phenomenal album. Produced by Bernie Taupin and featuring string arrangements by Robert Kirby, it's a unique sounding record with incredibly cinematic lyrics. This copy came with the press release which I'll add in the replies.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
Post a movie from the year you were born.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social) reply parent
I hated that bloody show. A British Candid Camera that probably left hundreds of people completely humiliated.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
What a world we live in.
Nick Portnell (@nportnell.bsky.social)
I know that we mostly have a policy of positivity on Bluesky, but fucking hell Kiss sucked. A 'rock' band that never rocked, not even once. Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest.