This “Unknown Number” documentary on Netflix is wild
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This “Unknown Number” documentary on Netflix is wild
I did end up having a second sleep once my heart rate went back to normal. Crazy thing is, it’s not even a big deal if I had been late to work but my brain went into overdrive lol
Woke up at 5am panicked bc I realized I hadn’t set any alarms. As it turns out, there is no work today!
If you are over the age of 35 and trust your knees enough to try this particular move, you gonna find out the hard way that it’s too late….Say it with me ‘knees do not be kneeing’
I, too, wish that.
Bro.
Textbook targeting
Ohh yeah I do recall that- might need to give him a little run cause I’m not seeing anything special at the position so far
We got any more QBs in the back or something?
Bout 3, at this point. I am not in having fun
Turf monster 💀
Haha yes. *still* buns
Tide defense is buns
I’ve always said this
lol arch with the Bang 8
Hahah I saw him and coop in a warby parker commercial before the game started 😅
Mm might need to get those warby Parkers tuned up 👁️
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All of the above is the best season lol
Thunder storming in this part of the metroplex, nice and dark and cool in the house. cup of coffee. College games on the horizon. How can you not be romantic about football season??
Haha Stacie, Tracie and Dianna are strong hot 🔥
Everything is hilarious with my frands @di-atribe.bsky.social @stacieshack.bsky.social
Ah that is probably a fair assessment when I think about it
well.. that is certainly something. def feel for schotty a little bit, rugs just gonna keep getting pulled from under him cause the old man still thinks hes a gambler
vacation packages too
So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning
hahah, its the little things.. we cant all be the glory boys! 😜
hhahah no thank you, i seem to be doing fine out in the wild as it is
well friday will still be acknowledged as everyone elses friday, so i will participate with the rest of yall
today is my friday as is the usual but then sunday will be my second saturday as one does
when I adopted my dog the people from the dog rescue asked for three personal references and came over & checked out my living situation first
top tier timing and delivery woth everything. lol super random but his role in bad santa is one of my faves
the steve harvey show may be under the radar here but i remember that being stop down TV for me. bernie mac for sure. also, kings of comedy special- not a sitcom, but i would find it hard to believe youve never seen that lol
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
Haha I don’t think that’s correct!
Haha to both questions, no. Wouldn’t have made any difference tho
lol I’ve got no interest in surgery but I do have some PT in the coming weeks. man. Getting older is wild
Lmao she did, I must confess! She popped up like Damon when he spotted money Mike 💀💀😂😂
I’m here for the old bones commiseration club..I think I have a pinched nerve and this is about how good i get around most days
Haha I mean a compliment is a compliment, I did feel bonita- turns out, saying I coulda pulled a broad at the restaurant bar top IS kinda fun
lol and respectfully, those other half are just not my ministry so ima leave them out there available!
Muwhahahaha.
LOL a thick body.
Pls. Not even my ESPN app was safe
There’s never a bad time to objectify men 🤪
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lol do not take nic’s advice!
you are insane!!!!!!!!!! (complimentary)
It speak to her loins
It’s cause you thicker than 2 kindergarten pencils, Jack!
I am somewhat of a wordsmith!
get over here thickums!
I’ll never not love Ben
He’s scared to go to the movies now!
I cannot say I fully was prepared for him to become a white woman, but the signs were there
Bro I just opened Bluesky and found out a rapper that looked like a lesbian for the better part of a decade is basically a trad wife
Call me your archnemesis then because I am TIRED of these goddamn mosquitoes.
Zackly. thick and a beard? Sign me up
Rowdy fits the description
I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
Beep I hear you but I am the exact problem lol. This is my brain on cowboys, but I’m still on that dope
what it definitely and IMMEDIATELY does is piss me off bc he cannot get out of his own way and these ding dong kids of his will be the same way
I haven’t finished it yet, 2 episodes to go. I told someone the other day that that one thing it does do is humanize Jerry (of course on purpose) I’ve truly never thought Jerry didn’t do what he THINKS is best for the team bc at his core he is a fan.
Haha ok that’s probably a better answer. One basket full of of groceries would get you half way there these days
Lol how long would it take you to burn thru a wheel of parm?
Oh! Eataly, you’d go broke in there. I visited once
Nike
Me as a gottdam over thinker 😩😩🥺😩😩
i generally think if a man doesnt approach you, it's because he doesnt have the bandwidth, money, confidence, or interest to pursue you. so you if you pursue him, he will be lacking, and you will be working harder
Hahah! You gotta ease into it but I promise, it’s not dangerous at all
A woman just walked up and asked me if I was single. I was kinda caught off guard and said yes ( I know better than that) And then she said- do you like girls? Had to let her down firmly and gently with a hearty no…. but lol
🎶 I gave my life to CHRIST in the Cracker Barrel parking lot 🎶
Omg I asked them if I needed cookout before I left! such a quick trip to visit that I might be able to try it before I leave but chances slim. Also a miscalculation. The panthers play in town tonight
charlotte!
I think it’s like when you have to ‘execute’
lol I’ve heard southern accents plenty but North Carolina has blown me away.
I have boarded my flight and preparing for takeoff. 7 hours later than scheduled 😭
Dearest followers, I fear I live at DFW now. Will my flight ever take off? Who can say.
Haha basically the same!
The ground delay at Dallas Fort Worth International #Airport (#DFW) has increased and now has an average delay of 2 hours and 28 minutes and a maximum delay of 7 hours and 50 minutes. #AirportStatusBot
2 more hours
We are not in having fun. Original flight was supposed to board at 11:40, now 2:06 😭😭
BIRDCAST, imagine showing the ladies 36 inches of leg!!
True story
Agreed! I guess they know when you’re flying you can’t resist 37$ buffalo wings and a beer
Welp. Nothing says flight delayed like airport TGI Fridays champagne
It should be universal!