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Well well well, look who’s getting lumped in with Anarchists; Everyone
And like, humans fuck. All the time. Like a crazy amount of fucking. You simply cannot stop them from fucking.
god-DAMN those look good
“Finds”
“Finds”
People are so fascinating
Writing this, posting it, and then pulling it down and apologizing for it... 🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦
thinking about the fact that we know diamonds are a scam invented to get rich assholes richer and people still spend infinite money on them even though they know the extraction process is terrible for the world and workers makes me realize that propaganda really really works on a big chunk of people
This Wednesday 9/10 there's a "public safety" meeting at 11 am. I'll put a link in the replies. Please consider attending if you can.
I’ve had it twice and now if anyone suggests I stop wearing my mask I just stop talking to them instead
The cab caught on fire you fucking hacks
Notice how the part with the cooking oil did not catch fire? Gotta love KTLAs subtle conservatism
When two samurai meet, it becomes a battlefield⚔️ 侍同士が出会うとこうなりますっ☆ 今回はギリ勝てましたが次はわかりませんっ☆
You don’t belong here, Trump should send you to Uganda
Ok, I've been unemployed/underemployed for 3 months now and I'm not too proud to beg if it's for my daughter's benefit. Thanks gofund.me/f98a820ca
We’re gonna take your houses
No it’s not. Antitheism is dumb as shit and supposes that Humanity is the top of the Universal Food Chain and also the final arbiter of all that is Right and Good. You can hate Christians without shitting on everyone else, there’s more than one god out there.
Borked Persona is like, the thing that brings us all together We’re not here because we’re Normal, we’re here because everyone else is boring!
Considering that American Elites are funding this technology and government I would say they are already taking what they want
It has been this way for almost 10 years
Yeah racism definitely has to have an emotional component to it because you can’t be racist against a rock or whatever I guess the one exception is Wigger because white people don’t care but the word itself is rooted in disgusting racism
It’s insane, and this is just ONE CASE No wonder LAPD needs 4 billion every year
Clanker isn’t racist it’s just stupid I guess it makes a person feel better to swear at the table when they stub their toe, but the table doesn’t hear anything or feel pain or care You can’t have a slur for something that doesn’t feel. That’s like saying “Gross” is a slur for food
I have no patience for anyone still doing the “This is how Dems can still win” bullshit This isn’t a game, people are miserable
Democrats are Fascists and anyone trying to save or rehabilitate their image needs to be looked at with incredible suspicion
Oh ok, so Dems should just abdicate all responsibility for the next 3 years and then they can get a reset when a Democrat is elected, right? That’s how time and memory and politics works, right?
What would that do?
They don’t WANT to confront Trump because Democrat Politicians have all made hundreds of millions of dollars since his first term Do you think they do this job for fun? Or altruism? They do it for Money.
Who cares what the issue for Dems is? Democrats are the same kind of Fascists as Republicans and the politicians prove that over and over again
Rule of thumb: if you see something that suggests any government entity or police are doing anything to aid protesters or thwart ICE’s operations, it’s wrong. That hasn’t happened and isn’t gonna happen.
Go figure that the cops make everything worse
This is also only happening because of the cops
We’re in an Economic Depression
Does the AI bot have a light up buttplug in?
putting the slices of an apple back together like it’s the Lament Configuration and a bunch of fucked up fruit guys show up and kick my ass
She needs money for the Food Truck
By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
Looking ahead: How do we get the the Vice President to start a relationship with ChatGPT
you need to kenny logout
No one cares
you really don't get a sense of how tacky and stupid fascism is until you live in it
Hard hitting food journalism from the perspective of a 19th century hemophiliac
We call him Reviewbrah out of reverence
think fast idiot
Ok I am also a bit high
Damn your eyes are practically glowy
Another one? 🐙
Those are some huge balls
Baby the Carbuncle was paid for on k0fi! ✏🦎
this is money cat, repost to get money
I think it's funny how you say "alleged" and don't use his name in the headline because he's white
I'm partial to Ranch but I am also a lifelong California resident so there's bias there
bonus to this: it was because at the time most pistachios came from Iran, and got stains from the journey but America deposed the Shah in the 70s and brought pistachio production to California and now an incredibly evil family controls most of the production of them
Really feel like this one flew under the radar the past few days...
You can’t call it that
We keep telling you idiots that if you want our vote you will concede to our demands That’s how politics works
Fuck this guy. He’s just a normal Democrat.
And this is why I can’t support politicians. Both of these people are complicit in genocide. What are you fucking doing
you moron, me smart, me think funding for Israel start in 2025 Darg best caveman
EAT SHIT, NAFO DOGFUCKER
lol isn't "Government AS Spectacle" like, the terminal phase of a dying empire?
"I can't wait to get a job and be able to afford weed and video games again for the first time in years" *Fed reports negative job listings for the first time since the 2008 crash* "I guess I'll boot up Stardew again..."
OK then AI can go do everybody's jobs and we can all go on vacation, right? If it's a creature who can work?
Silksong is going to be a 20 hour game that is so hard it will feel like a 40 hour game and no those are not the same thing
I bet this game is going to be WAY SHORTER than Hollow Knight and will only FEEL long because of the insane difficulty level Like, my criticism is that they knew they were never going to catch fire again so they ramped up the difficulty to cater to Hardcore Players
Not really, this is just the duality of Fascism Like, every President has done shit like this but it just wasn't in Meme Form Pretty sure Bush gave a speech about America being the most peaceful country in the world before starting The Forever Wars
This is what happens when you don’t vote for the democrats! *does some grade school math* Wait, no,
THREAD. I don't know what there is left to say about the New York Times and Democrats, but documenting their support for authoritarianism still feels important. If there's any chance to walk back from the fascist cliff, we must see why things like today's article are so dangerous.
that's why Gun Control is only a tool of Fascism
it's also Propaganda
Everyone who voted for a Republican needs to die in order for this country to heal
How about "Kill the Fascists and their Collaborators"? PUNISH THE VILLAINS is some shit that wouldn't even poll well in Republican committees
hierarchies melt your brain until you think that when rich white men tell you that you're lazy scum who doesn't deserve healthcare you go, "so true!" and when a black person says hey maybe we shouldn't let the ultra wealthy buy everyone's air you go, "don't tell me what to do".
I think that’s the plot to a Persona game
ICE has officially Deputized nazis
Hey isn’t this the guy that tells people to kill themselves?
Ringleader of suicide baiters and serial harrassers got made fun of bc his wife left him. Absolutely incredible abandonment of justice that this is your headline.
Credit where it’s due!
I like how he has to shout the whole speech every time he uses SHINING FINGER
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“Don’t worry about it kitten” Ok Yay!
please buy one
If anyone happens to have a spare $21.81 for something silly like the Xbox game pass, I would piss myself with joy to keep it $LaurenMcKenziest 💜 ca, v, pp
It's Friday
you're a fucking moron
THEY👏ARE👏CALLED👏TRAPS👏
So this makes Trump part of the Deep State, yes? An informant for the feds? Concerning!
I gotta say though, the casual way Mike Johnson drops the FBI informant thing makes me think it might actually be real. Smart money would be that it had nothing to do with Epstein, god knows how many criminals of interest Trump was meeting with regularly. Could be anybody. But the Rat part is TRUE
art by yours truly! 😊
Anything grown from that fertilizer would smell like shit, even a tree
the US added only about 22,000 jobs in August. usually it’s about 100K every month. combine that with the massive government job layoffs and you’ve got yourself a depression. no I’m not an economist. yes, I bypassed recession & went to DEPRESSION folks, everyone knows
