The LEFT is SUDDENLY WORRIED that the President is NOT golfing. PICK A LANE!!!!1!!
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The LEFT is SUDDENLY WORRIED that the President is NOT golfing. PICK A LANE!!!!1!!
TRUMP IS ALIVE. JUST LOOK UPON HIS REALNESS LIBTARDS AND DESPAIR
JUST WAIT 3 DAYS!!! YOU’LL ALL SEE
IF YOU BUY IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS JIM ACOSTA WILL INTERVIEW YOUR NFT’S AVATAR LIVE ON CNN
I think this will really help the parents and the country heal. BUY NOW
At the Department of Commerce, we don’t generally get involved in national tragedy commemoration. But in light of the horrific school shooting in Minneapolis, we thought we could help those struggling with loss by ISSUING COMMEMORATIVE NFTs of the SLAIN CHILDREN, using AI-GENERATED PORTRAITS
“Guns don’t kill people, SSRIs DO”
Congratulations to RFK JR. and his amazing staff for discovering the CURE for IMPOSTER SYNDROME!! THROUGH OBSERVING THEIR LEADERSHIP, ALL AMERICANS HAVE BEEN CURED
It’s pronounced “Midi-chlorian” challenges. And yeah, you can tell they’re doing force shit just by observing them
Now you can put your THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS on the BLOCKCHAIN, so people know it's not a VAPID, EMPTY GESTURE
We are giving the people what they like!
I’ll just claim it’s pumpkin spice or whatever
Grassley is a #soyboy. No one cares what he says.
We moved on Lip-Bu Tan like a bitch. When you’re CAPITALISM they just let you do it. You can do anything.
I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE
You think the bruising on his hands is bad? You should see the damage the ass-kissing is having to his rear! But this is what the people wanted
Sounds like YOU don’t know what you’re CRYPTO-TALKING about!
Commerce Dept. Daily Update: MANY BLOCKS WERE CHAINED TODAY. Thank you all for your attention to this matter!
Can’t imagine it
Bring it!! I’m not going anywhere
PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY BLOCKS THERE ARE. DAILY!
America is no longer “doing magnets.” GOOD TRY CHINA, SUCK ON THAT
Making everyone unemployed to avoid a #generalstrike 🧠 🧠 🧠
@grok is it still capitalism if you only nationalize 15% of a company?
It’s not communism if it’s just the tip. — Milton Friedman, I think.
Like so many Amazon delivery estimates, this took MUCH longer than promised, but BEZOS IS FINALLY DELIVERING for TRUMP
Excited to announce that HERS CHIPS will be the official PARTNER of the IRS, responsible for issuing all TAX RETURNS
Picking on the ILLITERATE! Classic intolerance from the LEFT
Being a WARFIGHTER means WORKING OUT in JEANS
AHMEN, and why isnt it more concerned with my NSFW Hamilton fan fiction??
KILLING IT, obviously
IF the NERDS at the SMITHSONIAN would just install A HAT EXHIBIT and SEXY STATUES OF LIBERTY everywhere, THIS COULD ALL BE OVER TOMORROW
VOTE CUOMO
PEOPLE FORGET OTHERWISE
I AM A SERIOUS PERSON
THIS IS A SERIOUS POLICY CONSIDERATION
AMERICA: HOT OR NOT?
NOT GETTING DEALS DONE IS A FULL TIME JOB
EVERY WEEK is INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK but NONE of YOU are INVITED
YOU WANT IT TO EXIST?????? You keep moving the goal posts
I’m preordering tickets for the headlining act: “Clint Eastwood and Chair.” Promises to be a sold-out show
Right. Now no one will know how many employees have had their salaries ceased. Problem solved!
@grok is it still capitalism if you only nationalize 15% of a company?
Don’t let the absence of smarts be a hindrance to your ambitions
Just as my vision board foretold…
Where we’re going, we don’t need JOBS REPORTS
You laugh, but Cirque du Soleil directed by Roman Polanski is going to be a big hit with our crowd
Oh, you want my kid spending MORE TIME doing FINTECH??
LABUBU are EVERYWHERE, and this is in the GOOD PART of D.C., so forgive me if I DOUBT that CRIME is DOWN
90 days ain’t nothin but a number, baby!
All “sandwich artists” will be deported. CRIME WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST
The CEO of INTEL is replacing my failing 14900K **FOR FREE** It is therefore the OFFICIAL POSITION of THIS ADMINISTRATION that Mr.Lip-Bu Tan is NO LONGER highly CONFLICTED and NEEDN'T resign, immediately. There WAS a solution to this problem.
The NEW GOLD STANDARD of “SCIENCE” is any ALCHEMICAL process that can turn something else into GOLD. WE WILL FUND NOTHING ELSE
This administration hogging all the racism is the cause of the male loneliness epidemic?
I have an island where we can meet
Same
Done.
Doubtful that anything can keep me down, but I’m open to try
But you can DM me about the grounding wire up the ass thing
@scaramucci.bsky.social, I appreciate the shoutout on @pivotpod.bsky.social, but don’t worry about me. You’ve shown us all that any idiot can be arrogant, demeaning, and hawk crypto for the Trump administration with no career consequences.
That’s 6-dimensional thinking
Staring a RECESSION so that JEROME POWELL will FINALLY CUT INTEREST RATES is the five-dimensional chess Americans voted for!!!!
WE DIDNT WANT THOSE JOBS ANAYWAY
Will be implementing a 500% TARIFF on any nation with which we have a TRADE DEFICIT in UNDERAGE WOMEN
Thanks for noticing!
90 days NOW 90 days TOMORROW 90 days FOREVER
Yes, that’s the Latin word for it
Surely not!! And you can take that for all it’s worth!
Jerome Powell NEEDS TO GO. We NEED a FED CHAIR who will BACK MY newly-minted MEMECOIN on PUMP.FUN OTHERWISE THIS COUNTRY IS COOKED!!!!
Norm was in the Epstein Files that also don’t exist.
The real ‘Epstein Files’ was the friends we made along the way
WHO NEEDS FOREIGN COPPER?? We want to onshore Americans ripping AMERICAN COPPER out of AMERICAN WALLS
Someone should REALLY invent a weather forecasting and alert system!!!! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WE DONT HAVE THAT CAPABILITY NOW
God forbid a guy have a hobby!
Approved!
MAMDANI once wrote on his TINDER PROFILE that he was SIX FEET TALL and not FIVE-TEN, as HE ACTUALLY IS!!! THIS MAKES HIM WORSE THAN ANYTHING THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS DONE OR WILL DO
Everything is Hamas
Over what’s left of it, sure.
This one gets it!
A negative times a negative results in a POSITIVE TREND IN THE ECONOMY
WE DIDNT WANT THOSE JOBS ANAYWAY
The PRESIDENT was mad that JEROME POWELL personally KILLED 133,000 WORKING AMERICANS, thus THROWING OFF THE JOBS REPORT THIS IS WHAT THE MEDIA IS HIDING FROM YOU THE FISCAL POLICY IS FINE
Thankful that the BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL includes a provision requiring that BURRITOS are to be eaten using one’s FEET, as ALL CIVILIZED PEOPLE DO
Damn straight!
Hopefully any day now! I know the people have missed my constant presence and reassuring smile
90 days ain’t nothin’ but a number, baby!
Going to get this Canadian trade deal DONE WITHOUT CANADA. What now, EH!?!!!?
Why is everyone dunking on Marjorie Taylor Greene’s warnings about NY?? SHE KNOWS ANTISEMITISM BETTER THAN MOST
Guantanamo orange was a great choice for the color. I’m an autumn.
Oh, shit. Was that public??
THAT IS THE WHOLE REASON TO DO ANY WORK AT ALL
See!? The LEFTISTS are the ones who are truly cruel
Fuck, I miss being on TV
So I shouldn't read too much into the throwing out of the 'money changers' in the Cleansing of the Temple narrative, because Jesus was down turning one crypto coin into other tokens but not with changing Greek/Roman fiat currency into shackles, right??
What even is a book??
Discussing with Sec. Hegseth later today the NEED to DRAFT young people to fight in the VIBE WARS Need to staff up a U.S. VSCOmpany FAST!!!
You can tell Zohran #Mamdani is an ANTISEMITE because his platform included ZERO JEWISH SPACE LASERS for the city of NEW YORK