gimme some sugar, bro
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gimme some sugar, bro
thousands caught mad from it
im gonna
cellphoned selfowned
i think if you want to be seen as a cool guy who is laid back and likes to have fun, one thing you can do is not drink or smoke or do drugs. people really seem to like that kind of guy a lot.
im confused, what is “the thing” please be explicit *breathes deeply*
mm-hmm! if you’d post bait they would just opt into your keyword dragnet
lol yes i’d written a big thread on how to file meaningful reports that got action and we created an era of terror for those nerds. the big ones were untouchable though like Li Bs oF Ti Kt Ok of course but you could absolutely smash a 10k follower account to pieces
i’ve tagged the owners of some of these servers and they still limp along with someone occasionally popping in and wondering where everybody went
no they just attack users directly, it would have to be a serious targeted thing like This Is A Discord For Planning School Shootings We Have A Track Record To Prove It sort of thing
there was a big retrogaming one that had a dedicated Do Your Racism In Here channel and when i was through with it it was just a bunch of disconnected replies to missing posts
its pointless getting involved, don’t ever send a single message just get in and started shitcanning those fucken dorks
something i quietly do behind the scenes is get into racist gaming discords and annihilate them with reports
when one of my posts makes it to the Discover tab
okay man
“students”
r slash israel bowel movement
never underestimate the american will to do absolutely nothing for themselves and in fact like it that way
@trogluddite.bsky.social care to confirm?
how did the rotor get a flat
huge w it seems
me: tesla, make me a watery grave; my last will and testament is give my everything to elon musk's above board charity TESLA: affirmative. please relax as death's grip begins to take hold, as you will only feel pain once more. now playing, Enya 'Pax deorum'
id call it “the current state of American electoral politics” because the two parties of consequence are directly acting on every single one of these points
someone poop in the hand
i hope they’re forced to ai it
Transmission is newspeak for the gay agenda
i told it to, its a very good bot
oh, a disney franchise! what a relevant and clever joke, bot-tan!
lotta shitlibs trying to figure out where to download that old version of utorrent right now
From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards." www.wired.com/story/uncann...
yeah it’s prolly something else then. punch the make/model and your symptoms into google i guess
does that red light come on when it’s ‘pulsing’? if it doesnt then ignore me
(i mean the switch might be faulty and triggers when the unit vibrates)
check the thingie that disables the cutters when you lift it off the bin
im’ sory
i’ve been saying exactly this. it may be hard to imagine trump was restrained before all of the political legal bullshit kept him busy from Jan6th until basically election day, it’s really no surprise he’s ready to annihilate that system
in as little as three months it may be viewed as cute and novel to have waited for a supreme court ruling on anything
too little, too late, face wall
january 6th will have been the last time in our lifetimes where that failed
dude if you’re donating money to any political entity vying for a seat right now you’re an idiot
look im really sorry about your gender tran’s and the palace steins or whatever but they’re coming for Jiminy Kimmie
a message to all #Democrats bsky.app/profile/nuts...
yeah so it actually was a distraction from epstein
just wanna say thanks again to the #Democrats for really putting up the best possible effort to save #Democracy good work #pissdrinkers
yeah but the midterms are gonna be crazy
this was a good prediction
* it’d be one thing if it made sense or was profound but it comes off like that r/atheism guy who made his own quote for himself *
found A Guy
are you writing a ransom note
damn dude i bet this is the one that will convince them
no tucker the democrats will not nomina-- oh.
SNL’s probably cooked too the first time they do anything remotely funny
he’s critical of trump every single night (colbert as well) so of course they’re taking every opportunity to finally shitcan these nerds. they’re so desperate to win the culture war that they’ll do it by force. i hope the libs like greg gutfeld lol
they really expect all of those detained south koreans that we made lick water off the floor like dogs will just willingly come back
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incredible
(i archive vintage software and games and post on ia in another life)
cool shit, thanks
don’t mind if i do
what’s the next worst thing you could possibly imaginewell what if i told you were doing that now too
🎶 girl you’ll be a woman (pejorative) soon
my butthole is for pooping but occasionally i hide things in it, like dicks
yall needa lissen a book, yall
whatever it is it must be true
engine in this truck is so bad i’ve named it Joseph Stallin’
they’ll make MLK share it
we have to give up our podcasts
they won’t of course they’re all actually best friends
it would actually be good if the trump admin hunted down and arrested every elected democrat and banned the party citing RICO, and we as a country were forced to create a new party that actually reflected everyone who remained
maybe he can dispute this Wikipedia article, citation by citation, that states over 100,000 Palestinian casualties of war since October 7th en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualt...
well he’s a deeply respected tenured professor with multiple impeachable volumes on the subject so id rather see you attack it on merits rather than just say “i don’t like that guy read something else” and then not even suggest anything. it makes you seem like an unserious troll. 🤔
youtu.be/nJoaB8E6qCs
the difference is he just doesn’t do it publicly for everyone to see, elon’s too stupid to realize that’s bad form
that’s an interesting perspective from an annoying noname1234 person with nothing useful to say! norman has a robust Wikipedia article that covers his education and credentials, it’s definitely worth a read! here it is now: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_...
thank you
you can change things from the inside
here’s a good one to start with www.amazon.com/dp/0520249895
yes, the sovereign country killed, raped and burned innocent civilians deliberately, i agree
i won’t be satisfied until weird al does the theme for one, probably an accordion pull followed by a single note performed by a manualist
oh wow, hey everybody, check out this interesting headline about woody allen and jeffrey epstein!
just take a number and add the word million to it that’s fine
in the entirely history of the world no one has ever embraced and celebrated morally bankrupt actions, i decided
god i wanna know what the deleted post was
i did this to my cat where i would always see him and then say 'hi!' and now years later he beeps whenever i make eye contact with him
lmao
web 3.no
whats 'blockchain' sweatie
like its not even doing AI stuff its just for like setting up the environment but 'AI' gets said a few times and that appears to be all anyone cares about
i have a friend who was tasked with writing some kind of automation that spins up some AI bullshit on demand so he did it and now he's given at least three talks about his shitty bash script in front of all kinds of C-suite execs and they're talking about a promotion and I guess I'm happy for him?
i had to search for the app names and then 'add shortcut to home' and then make a new folder. i think i forgot one or two of the apps in there i guess i'll just never find them again!!
how is 'the name game' even a song shirley
normally i can search for an app and it will tell me the name of a folder i’ve stuck it in, but its blank
rearranging app folders on my iphone and tried to drop one from one page to another but instead it vanished into the void. the apps are still on my phone and i can search for them but whatever container they were in is no more
like that fabled japanese WWII soldier who holed up for years waiting on an imminent invasion that never happened and the world moved on without him, im wondering how many agents are still turning over rocks in that greenbelt because someone forgot to go pick them up
The Mastodon Experience is just the 700+ Followers Experience anywhere else
cankles lady at the back of the ihop where the civil war is being planned: yes hi what impact will all this have on interstate commerce bcos this bitch needs her kraff ranch dress’n
