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We were so close (and to one another) I am in the LIGHT next to Trey’s right elbow!
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We were so close (and to one another) I am in the LIGHT next to Trey’s right elbow!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
#IMissDicks
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I see the future is less and less there And the past has vanished in the air And I'm left and I'm now with a wondrous glow I think I'm still me But how would you know? youtu.be/uWh1ur7B5FI?... #Phish #Light #Lyrics #AnastasioMarshall
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s got a song about climate change called #Petrichor that is very moving. At first I wasn’t sure if I should dance to it or not — upbeat song about horrible truths. Loved the entire show; Jon Batiste is a frigging national treasure and the entire #LoveCircus is phenomenal talent!! Njoy!!!!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I did 390° for four min, flipped, four min = perf.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
My dad always asked for “extra crispy” bacon and this triple checks that box.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn’t “non-woke” bread have microplastics in it? Let them eat their crap.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
Highly recommend makin’ bacon in the air fryer! First timer here and it came out perfect. 🤩
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
How do we feel about NY brisket?! Otherwise, 🎯 about Texas.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
Not mad about dinner! Carolina bbq is just superior … prove me wrong?! 🐽 #ImproperPig #CLT
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Please marry me❣️
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so empressed!! 🍉✨
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Dang, that aged well! Funnier this time around.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone say Corgi?! Llama taboot!! @ithinkthere4iyem.bsky.social
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Fangirling! You’re amazing, Nora!! Thanks for bringing the good vibes to NYC and spreading the good tunes crisscross the country. Love, from a high school second violinist in the back row 😂
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I was like, “nahh, hear me out … it stands for C U Next Tour!!” Not sure she bought it 😜
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
If I look happy, it’s because I am! I love visiting with the #AngelOak. #JohnsIsland #Charleston #SouthernLiveOak #ProtectOurTrees
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Big Oil pointing fingers at Big Coal? Hold them all accountable.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I get it — it’s like living in NYC and going to Joe’s Pizza — which IMO is the best. I’m not gonna line up, tackle crowds, and wait for a slice … but to me, sometimes the wait (and hassles) for the local is worth it!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been coming to Charleston since 1998 (first band I followed was Jump, Little Children) no, wait, my parents took me to Spoleto in 1992 (I think) and if Hyman’s is a tourist trap — AWESOME. I’m happy eating some of the best seafood in the US 🙏 Where do you like to go?
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Boiled peanuts are super savory to snack on, Wadmalaw Delight (fried green tomatoes over cheesy grits in a Parmesan sauce) from the house were ultimate comfort, and BEST crab cake I have ever had (not embellishing) — and tried mom’s massive shrimp. Maine has competition!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
Out of the hundred or so seats at #HymansSeafood in Charleston, SC, I sit down and look right in front of me and … blat boom 💥
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
If stealing Trump’s spotlight is #TaylorSwift’s kink — I’m totally here for it! She’s amazing. Congrats to the couple 💍
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
The last time I flew (before it was a requirement) was in March and I brought my passport. This time I didn’t. I will have to be a Sneetch and get a star upon thar.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you a traveling dispensary 😂?! I wasn’t concerned because my flight was already delayed, but trusting that it would all be okay is a PRACTICE. 🧘♀️
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
TSA Compliance Officer: You really didn’t know about the Real ID?! It’s been since MAY. Me: I usually drive? 🤷♀️ TSA: DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK? Me: Have you heard about all the Tweeprises?!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
Learning the hard way that I need a #RealID at the airport is today’s new fun lesson! 🤦♀️
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Mamdani teaching a masterclass today on campaigning! I just love how excited and involved he’s getting — and mobilizing. This scavenger (which was pulled together in like 10 days) is invigorating for the city — and is like free campaigning.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I absolutely LIVE for @gavinnewsom.bsky.social’s socials — and what a MENSCH he is watching the cringe Fox News — so we don’t have to.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
So C💛💛L!!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
Good luck to everyone taking part in Mamdani’s scavenger hunt today. Super interested in reading all the clues … after!
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
My name is Captain Dylan Blaha, and this message is for members of the National Guard across the USA. I've served in the Illinois Army National Guard for over 12 years, including a deployment to Afghanistan and three years on active duty in Europe. What's going on right now is not normal.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
We need more neighbors like you. #SharingIsCaring
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️💛💚
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
Time flies when you’re phishing! Remembering #Magnaball and doing all the things with #BabyBernstein — staying up late for the epic Drive-In jam, waiting to be up front all afternoon under my umbrella-ella-ella, and even hosting a #HighTimes rolling competition 🔥 🔛 #TweezerCaspian
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
“Bright in the daytime” - @trey.com #ForestHills #Phish #TalkingHeads #NYC ☀️ 😎
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
They HAVE to stop detaining at Alligator Alcatraz — and there’s nothing to stop them from moving them to new concentration camps. We have to be LOUDER now.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, but what is this that I just read about a Black Moon?! Tonight’s sky is going to be especially dark — so if you’re away from a city you’ll be able to see the Perseid Meteor Showers and even the clouds of the Milky Way.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
✨Thread the needle of your dreams✨ #NYC #CentralPark #Obelisk #CleopatrasNeedle
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, they can play in Bangkok where we will fly in and out of and then we can all vacation in Phuket, which is totally fine with me too. FTR.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we’re manifesting Phish playing on the beach in Thailand. Get in my dream!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Always gives me pause when beauty flowers in the city 📸
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
You’ve influenced and infiltrated my dream space!! #ZenJen
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Thailand IS the dream. 🌅 🌅
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
This was shot yesterday morning! I also love the dew 🧡
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, man. Do new moons do that? It was wild. Very vivid. Anything else I should know about new moons?
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
The author sat in Georgia and listened to educators schooled under MLK, so someone here knows something … I think it’s time we lean in and learn from our Civil Rights elders and their disciples. We cannot be complacent.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
There was also a beautiful sunset, no, there were TWO beautiful sunsets almost side by side. Peachy oranges and sherbet colors melting into an ocean.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
In my dream last night: • futuristic looking machine out in a plaza which had on-demand printing of your favorite records. You kind of stuck your head into a huge viewfinder and scrolled through 3D images. I paged to the Grateful Dead and Jerry Garcia Band. • After I was repairing Buddha statues.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
This is the first time I’ve read something online that gives actual advice on how to #Resist. I know about leadership, I know about being loud, but tell me what to DO. #AbolishICE #Boycott #GetInTheWay
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
CELEBRATE THE W!! Judge Orders That ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Detention Center Be Shut Down for Now www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, that’s definitely worse. I was never grounded, just told to go “think” about my actions. So I went and did just that over a nice phat bowl 😂
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Did your parents scream at you? 😂
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Love it! Mine was Jenipherus.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this mental image of lil Blazey late at night checking into the Phishbowl lol!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Just giving some wook to wook advice, lol.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I know, but there are tax savings with having your business registered in Delaware — and plenty of other favorable reasons to incorporate there.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
In Delaware? If you need a trademark lawyer I got choo.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m usually more cautious when I’m high 😂
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a $25 ticket! A surprise pop up. A true gift 💜💛💚
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I left Jon Batiste’s show so hopeful. I love his spirit, energy, and the MESSAGE. I don’t go to church, but I believe in THIS gospel. We must stay strong, and we must stay united.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
What a waste of their time and our resources. I hope they at least get to enjoy some of the game.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
I feel this so hard! Also, AOL just as recently as this week, announced that they no longer offer dial-up. Creeee,errrr,wooooooshhhhh DONT PICK UP THE PHONE IM GOING ON THE INTERNET. ☠️
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t, sorry, but this memory of you popped up on FB — the time you came to hang in NYC after #Curveball!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
Which sticker company are we supporting these days? I want to make sure my money isn’t going to the one that supports Trump.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Just a little more joy from the Circus of Love #JonBatiste #SecondLine
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Accidental Buddhist? I’ll take it. 🧘♀️
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I knew it! You fancy.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Gorgeous!!! 🌹 💀 ⚡️
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that what it is?! Sounds so much classier.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
I must’ve read too much Kafka or something ‘cause I just captured and released a fucking flying cockroach (didn’t know they could do that … gross) and flung him outside.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Living in the city and trends and weird things when I was in Chinatown they were already selling the knock-offs, Lafufu’s lol … On IG there are people who sell clothes and little miniature bongs and stuff for your bubus 🤦♀️
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
The WHOLE show was just one big dance party — it’s exactly what we all need 🎶 The best part is he’s going on tour with his brand new album #BigMoney so chances are you could go, everyone can go and HEAL. It was SO joyous. SPAC, New Mexico, Red Rocks!! Wait, can I go to RR 🤔
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
Pinching myself as I wake up today — we were right IN Jon Batiste’s Second Line as we left Central Park Summerstage and walked all the way down to the bandshell!! Trombone to the right of me, jokers to the left … my heart is full and together we kept the party going 💜💛💚 youtu.be/m8DzVutTxRk?...
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Uranus
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like this could be a punk song chorus. De-tachable hemorrhoid ‘roid ‘roid ‘roid 🤘🏽
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
^ could have been used! I see what you did there 😂
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m gonna call it Wedgie.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
Ha ha, there’s a new moon orbiting Uranus. Still needs a name, whatcha got?!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
Proud of the American Academy of Pediatrics for breaking with federal guidelines and putting out their own guidelines regarding #COVID shots for infants. #KeepOurKidsAlive 💪 #FuckCovid (it killed my dad before he was able to get the vaccine)
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a tiny little one I originally got for that celery juice craze (which was actually really healthy & helpful) I think it’s Elite Gourmet EJX600.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Now THIS is monde green.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
It feels so Seinfeldian to me, even discussing it. No Mondegreens for you!!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Still scratching my head a year later 🤔 For goodness sake I had a chicken parm in my hand!!!
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
No one’s taking my bait for discussion here, so I went there! I get it, it’s generally bad to have expectations about anything — and it’s very un-Phishy to think they’re going to do the thing it’s even named! But, I know I’m not alone in screaming GOLGI OH WOE IS ME … 👁️🪚👉🏽 🎟️ 🤚
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Con’t reading: forum.phish.net/forum/show/1....
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to the Matrix.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Badass 🤘🏽 🤘🏽
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
10/10 Sherpa Skills 🐺
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
So cool they build their dressing rooms out of Lincoln Logs!! 🪵
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
I wanted more misheard lyrics and curated setlists from #Mondegreen, but overall it was a phreaking blast being with every⭕️ne — and there was this cover of Zappa’s Peaches En Regalia. I also loved the Surrealist Bowl, late night DJ sets, & the artistry and ambiance of the announced “surprise” set.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Phriends are the Phamily we make al⭕️ng the way … to the rail, lol.
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally a TON of weed. Can you “ship” it to the US? 🙏 #LegalizeIt #PeterTosh
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
…ladder and AC sound dampening pad to install at 11:36pm on a Thursday night in Manhattan while I think to myself if I fall maybe my kiddo who has strep throat will wake up in the AM and come and find me or maybe I can yell to someone below — but it all worked out and no drip-drip only whir of AC 🙏
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social)
Not me researching rare earth minerals and going crazy listening to the drip-drip-drip-dripping of the AC unit above mine hitting the metal of my AC unit which got me out of bed in my forget-me-not pjs and climbing out the window of my apartment and onto the building scaffolding complete with step …
Jen Bernstein (@nycjamgal.bsky.social) reply parent
Our lives were saved by rock n roll 🤘🏽 📻 🎶