I love the story, but im not satisfied with the writing. Maybe it's just being self critical, or realistic. I'm not sure.
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I love the story, but im not satisfied with the writing. Maybe it's just being self critical, or realistic. I'm not sure.
In the wild, the massive dong typically grazes wild berries, but this...is the rainy season. The massive dong does everything it can to find shelter. It spots a warm vagina...oh, dear, it would appear this vagina...is already taken. (Dong scurries away) maybe next time.
Die hard with a cuck chair
Lord of the Rimjobs
Pete's drag queen
Beauty and the butch
Just once i'd like to see a shark wearing people tooth jewellery
I heard you guys like funny shit
Carly and the cockolate factory.
Queef of the damned
Blazing assholes
Lust For Wife featuring Iggy Cock
My favorite song by lustage.
Your new nickname is Stinkblossom. A manuscript is a bunch of words crammed together.
The manuscript is still waiting for critique. Then it's querying!
Your new nickname is Stiletto Dawg Balls.
As the biotech empire closes in, Theia must choose between losing herself entirely—or wielding her rage to dismantle the machine from the shadows. But the deeper she goes, the harder it becomes to tell where the monsters end, and she begins.
Shifting Thorns is an 80,000-word speculative horror fantasy that blends gritty dystopian science fantasy with mythic undertones. It explores trauma, transformation, and the cost of becoming a weapon against the very world that broke you.
In a city reduced to rotting concrete and human waste, Theia has only one rule: survive. But when she’s abducted by the biotech syndicate VIRIDISYS and transformed into something both terrifying and divine, survival becomes war.
okay wait why does this kinda hit
District 9 (dicks)
Your new nickname is shitter fritter.
His name is Dorega. Stoic palace emissary whose trauma and history are slowly revealed over time. Hardest to write because I can't trauma dump through him. He needs to remain reserved and unbothered regardless of what he's feeling.
"Murder She Choked" (Working porn title, open for suggestions)
I was at work while my kids worked it out of their system😂
BZ YOU LITTLE RASCAL! THANK YOU!
Here are some more betterer skeetsmiths....shitposters if you will.
I sat and watched it with my wife. It's not bad.
Ask me a question about my manuscript. I'll either answer it sincerely or give you a possibly offensive nickname.
WANTED: Bad influence. Please bring a list of all peers you have pressured.
Chlamydia would be a beautiful name for a koala
Planet Girth narrated by sir David Attenborough.
Murder my cock and balls she wrote
"Murder She Scrote" (Working porn title, open for suggestions)
😂😂😂
Sparkling Meat Flaps will never leave my head, just bouncing around like the DVD player logo until it hits the corner and I stroke out.
Just remember, the goal is to die a little every day, not all at once.
If Mr is pronounced Mister then Dr should be pronounced Dister. Wife: It's too early for your shit.
Man, some people you just can't joke with.
My whimsy knows no bounds. No wait. That's my anxiety. My anxiety knows no bounds.
This isn't a very good ratio guys.
Alaska!
First lights of the season
You know what I did last summer? Cool. Can you help write my annual performance self-evaluation? I can't even remember what I had for breakfast this morning.
Juuuuust the tip
Poison darts but they're dipped in jizz strictly for demoralization purposes.
Looking on with skepticism, my eye piercing the world.
She commin'
Oh no
*loads a bowl for my wife* Me: It's been a pleasure being your bud tender tonight. Tips are appreciated. Her: I'll let you fill my hole Me: Thank you so much, that's very generous.
*mouthful of asbestos Fuck, it’s good to be alive.
Got booed out of the orgy again.
The kids at school used to call me Jiminy Cricket because I was annoying and could play the fiddle with my legs
Just logging on to argue with anyone who doesn’t agree with me
Cry havoc! And let slip the pantaloons of war!
Pretty offended that no one will agree with my idea to change the name of the ostrich to 'giraffe turkey'.
They call me the cunnilinguist because I am good with words but don’t spell check
Dont think you're stupid, Know you're stupid [inspirational]
Sex so bad she orders some comfort food in the middle of the act.
so sorry to hear about your grandma! please take the rest of the week for bereavement!
Wow! You seem so chipper now!
Ending every sentence with an exclamation point at work today!
Why yes, I AM a terrible person! Thank you so much for noticing!
Shit. I wish I would've thought of blood-based mead manufacturing.
* blood sacrifices * mead manufacturing (non-blood-based) * mead manufacturing (blood-based) * beekeeping
Supreme Court justices are just normal justices but with 𝘚𝘜𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘔𝘌™ clothing drip
I just shaved an entire leg with the razor cap on. And now I go to work where I will dispense financial wisdom to youth and vulnerable adults.
Had a dream I was eating grass. Maybe it's a sign to return to the meadow
Homesteading: -humanure -rainwater catch -mushroom cultivation -cumpost (long process) -gardening
*prank calling America* "Hello is your democracy running?"
My who?
I think I saw Sparkling Meat Flaps open for NIN at the Orpheum.
😂😂😂
I sincerely hope you do
Sparkling meat flaps is such a great phrase, I must find a way to work it into an email this week…
Sparkling Meat Flaps is my porn name.
climbing into the hibernation pita pocket
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
It's only bologna if it's from the bologna region in Italy. Otherwise, it's just sparkling meat flaps.
HANDS OFF MY CRACK PIPE, MOTHERFUCKER, THAT’S BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!!!
Let’s all tell our moms we’re sleeping at each other’s houses
Ooh! I'll get the Ouija board! *hands on planchet* Mom, I'm staying at Bob's tonight
I wrote a dystopian sci-fantasy over the last year. Kinda creepy seeing this. In the story, the postal service was shut down to prevent communication between citizens. I was like 👀👀👀
Nobody...and I mean nobody wants to see 58 pictures of your vacation.
Some people have "fuck you" money. I have "I'll continue to take your abuse because I need to live" money. We are not the same.
[Second day as a Kamikaze pilot] Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?
😂😂😂
Fuck yeah.
People in Alaska will buy an $800,000 house in a cookie cutter suburb and call it "the Thompson compound" or some shit. Like, okay Brent.
If I'm not on the Internet every waking moment of the day have I even lived?
Do you know if he has peanut butter Those are my favorite
I know. Super weird
Tacos don't need a reason or a day
sea turtles are cool but hear me out. sky turtles
FIRE TURTLES
you can’t be a menace to society without being a menace to your family first
I thought I was a good person until my daughter asked "Would you step on a dog for 8 million dollars?"
Mark Zuckerberg is what happens when you put ChatGPT in a hot dog
Mark Zuckerberg is what happens when static electricity makes a baby with testicular microplastics.