Bruh.
I'll be right back. Take care of the pets. Take care of others. Take care of yourself. Learn always and teach often.
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Bruh.
It's the shrimp.
This one is brutal - holy cow!
This Newsom meme will get the orange menace right in the nards. #politics #humor
A long, dreadful Zoom call. I'm walking out with you.
Fox viewer: what's the big deal? I couldn't get it either. It doesn't matter anyway, math is woke what are they teaching in these schools with that dei and Biden let in all those illegals...
Capone only got 10 agents - sad ๐ซค
Requests for Pritzker, Tim Walz, all the Texas Dems, etc. Flood it.
This me.
Earlier, bro. About twenty years earlier.
Outstanding! At least someone in this country is acting presidential.
I'm not Canadian, but my guess is that this gentleman is conservative. They're pretty big cheaters down here.
So, you have 12 (12 != 5).
This is what you want, MAGA. Grinning idiots.
Oh snap, she has eyes?!?
... And entirely unsurprising.
Outstanding ๐
Embarrassed Melanie under the awning.
Wtf do you mean by the quotation marks around the word, "lie"? Was it not REALLY a lie? Because that would be silly - he lies constantly.
No worries - you'll be at dinner.
Yes, and can you please make it a destination wedding?
"But not in August, ok?"
Well, it's about damn time for Pfizer to start paying me for taking their drugs.
Stop all qualified immunity. Require (CLEAR) identification (think football jerseys) from all enforcement. Allow seizure of retirement funds from violators. Reduce funds for stations that have an exceptional level of abuse. Review and reform training and hiring practices. And more.
Is moose in squirrel file?
"I've now blocked the Washington Post."
I think that's on backwards.
We would, but first we have to share the explosive news about Biden's auto pen.
Wtf is this trash?
Three minutes is a quite long time.
Louisiana: Ok, so we've got natural gas as green energy and ketchup as a vegetable, right? Now let's talk about education...
What gave it away? The attack helicopter?
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At least it wasn't Miyagi. Or Roboto.
We've always been at war with Eastasia.
A decade behind you, following your footsteps.
A number of GOP headstones have a similar request.
Entering a bank with a stick - wait
Nah - they just gave them to the friends of our Supreme Court justices.
Hey CNN! Try this headline - RFK JR confirms fluoride use reduces cavities in children; recommends cessation of fluoride use.
He left off the last part, "when they're dead."
Where's my plane wave?
Sure. Once.
BREAKING: Brad Lander the New York City Comptroller was just arrested at Immigration Court
๐ฅน๐ญ๐ค๐ ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ THIS IS THE WAY.
BREAKING: All 242 people on board crashed Air India plane have died
Thank you!
So, it's just an invasion? Wait, that's not quite right. Let me try again - so, it's just an invasion!
Highlight the Latino men as well, please.
Grinning idiots.
Block this piece of trash. It's too stupid to be in your timeline. @redwavemonkey.bsky.social
Beautiful weekend ahead - get In whatever lake is near!
Itโs Friday, Springtime in Washington, my enemies are fighting - can the day be any more perfect?
You know what to do!
Methinks Elon is one ketamine bender away from tweeting how Trump stole the 2024 election.
Donโt let your glee interfere with your loathing.
If youโre overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesnโt understand the concept of jokes waiting for you
Oh, yes, definitely that. How could we have missed it?
Outstanding.
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
Welp
Huh - I guess this is the closest we can get to a Republican supporting transitioning.
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A woman in China shares how they deal with the US tariffs
Shut up, Meg. Try DOING something.
A protester chanting, โFuck all you fascistsโ against Moms for Liberty today at the Supreme Court
The #MAGAMurderBudget is going to kill people.
Been shouting! Give me my "We're all going to die!" red hat.
Tim Scott is such an idiot.
That image is hard af. Our country is sick.
Wtf?
Right back at you. Mine was (buttered) brown sugar cinnamon.
This is sick beyond measure.
This is disgusting. Let's just give all these insurrectionists a couple million dollars for criming. This country is straight trash.
Why does Congress allow this man to steal our money?
๐ฏ Olaf gets it โ๏ธ
Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
He literally tweeted: This is a great time to BUY! Just hours ago. And then he paused tariffs. Heโs literally committing crimes in front of the entire world. ๐ณ
Imagine that. Is there any doubt in anyoneโs mind they were tipped off? They are laughing at us all. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
boosting because good and we need more good
I read that as, "smacked," and figured you were going to get a boatload of volunteers.
... as getting your extracted wisdom teeth put back.
MOAR!
This is your soul on maga.
I've heard he smells like fertilizer, so...
I miss him so.
I think Jason Bourne is still open.
Right now, thereโs an important race happening that will shape the Wisconsin Supreme Court for the next 10 years. Judge Susan Crawford is ready to protect the fundamental rights and freedoms of all Wisconsinites. Make a plan to vote early today โ donโt wait until April 1st: wisdems.org/vote
Seems problematic.
A complete list of Republicans condemning texting classified war plans to journalists. ๐
GOOD: Using Signal to chat about war plans BAD: Giving Boasberg public flight times
"I'm very concerned, but I think they've learned their lesson." Who am I?
What about EVERYONE ON THAT SIGNAL THREAD? They ALL knew it wasn't a SCIF. It's a bloody public app! Fired and investigated. Also, not the first time used. No official record.
Anybody got his Signal account?
Tammy Duckworth just called for everyone on the thread to be fired or resign.
Have any democrats called for the resignation of Hegseth? (Honestly asking. No snark.)
Well this is awkward
like this
Every single Democratic lawmaker should be calling for Hegseth's immediate resignation right now. Not just some. Not just a few dozen. Every single one, starting at the top with Mr. Schumer and Mr. Jeffries. And the fact that it hasn't happened yet is nearly as shocking as Hegseth's conduct.