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Is this because people are sending these replies in earnest not realizing youâre shitposting
thatâs houston for you
When the perpetrator is white, theyâre just âlostâ and âneed to find Jesus Christâ but when theyâre a POC the language suddenly gets more antagonistic. I wonder why.
Per the press conference, the actual inscriptions on the casings are: "Notices bulges, OWO whats this?" "hey fascist! Catch! Uparrow, right arrow, three down arrow" "O bella cao, bella cao cao cao" "If you read this you are gay lmao"
Funhouse is so goated. Pinball Hall Of Fame: The Williams Collection for the PS2 introduced me to so many legendary pinball games.
#Astros
I love Shane Battier but youâre right, heâs the one that snowballed this into a rule
this is fuckin bullshit. if the miss doesn't count towards individual stats the points shouldn't either. this is a classic example of capital socializing loss and privatizing profit!! www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
This is my absolute favorite place in the Museum District
very fun project is finally out today from my colleagues @chron.com: Who are the best Houston athletes since 2000? www.chron.com/sports/artic...
everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
The paradox of tolerance
Oh, you know the ones
Common Oklahoma L
does anyone remember shovel dog?
Earned
Huh!
I made a lot of posts today in my mind
think the texans were relying too much on a new OC to be a fix to the OL issues. obviously the rams are a tough first match
i require context
why is t-posing garfield there
The professor has been fired and senior administrators removed from their post. No mention of this in the New York Times, The Free Press, The Atlantic or other outlets who drove the campus speech moral panic.
i miss sylvester turner he was a real one
when the waiter brings out the sizzling fajita platter
HEâS WORKING OUT WITH HAKEEM?!??! Oh fuck itâs so over
"we need to cure autism" actually the only thing that needs to be cured here is the sickness in your heart that makes you see 30 messages in a row from someone you love infodumping about one of their special interest and go "this is a disease"
yaoi
Video ad in Houston airport for Texit coin, the âfuture of money in Texas.â
I wasnât even alive when he was in office so that tells you everything you need to know about how I feel about him
His middle name should be âNot That Oneâ
A healthy dose of touching grass can fix these kinds of people
This shouldnât be a thing that exists but alas weâre too stubborn to actually do the thing that doesnât make this exist in the first place
The censorious liberals have advanced an agenda of cancel culture to make colleges safe spaces where students never have to hear ideas that challenge them and also if you teach me one thing I donât want to hear I will fucking report you to my congressman, I donât BELIEVE in mitochondria âProfessorâ
I think more stone cold sober men should ride child-sized jeeps
You made me google something and now iâm mad
Just watched the Texans offense tape and boy does it just feel like last year all over again đ
The Houston Regional Planner board game: the game where you can put shit anywhere! With no zoning laws, the possibilities are endless. Wanna put a church next to a gun range and a preschool? Go right ahead! How about an industrial building in someoneâs backyard? You betcha!
I miss prime D-Hop
Shoutout to all the NFL people posting on Bluesky. All you mfers posting clips and graphs and telling us about groin injuries are doing the work of kings.
I love how the alt text immediately folds under no pressure at all
texans lose đ
omg it actually feels good in houston for once? walking outside and feeling a cool breeze made me think i had woken up two months later
Rice is cooked
A gentle reminder that everybodyâs career path looks completely different
Rice down 14-3 to Houston in the 4th. How are we feeling?
The Bucket is staying right where it belongs
DOINK
The lack of mainstream coverage of regular huge protests reminds me of a talk from a Twitter employees who explained that they had to drop BLM off the Trending Tags section because otherwise it would have been there permanently. The modern media environment has no appetite for sustained movements.
Is it the Xbox One rare achievement notification or the PlayStation trophy unlock sound
WAKE UP ITS COUGAR FOOTBALL SATURDAY
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New reaction image just dropped
I can't believe Greg Abbott hasn't introduced this in Texas yet. There is nothing that man loves more in this world than causing the deaths of children.
cursed
toxic yuri
Back up quarterback. Best job in the universe.
That kid in Houston being shot and killed pretty much sums up the gun culture in this country. Thereâs so many of em and folks walking round scared of their own shadow. A harmless childhood prank calls for you to get your gun?
Well I was close
âOi mate, have you got a loicense to post transphobia?â
We want to give a big shout-out to Palm Beach Gardens, New York City, Boston, Los Angeles, Houston, Albuquerque, Cleveland, and Greensboro! Thank you for showing up today and making your voices heard! đâ
Accounts with AI pfps liking or supportively replying to anti-AI shit is low key maddening ngl
Especially if itâs Gavin Newsom doing it
Honestly this is great local journalism that I want to know about
This is why it doesnât surprise me that there are Curry fans in Houston despite the rivalry between the two teams. Itâs easier to root for a team that has more national games especially if that team has one of the best players in the world.
summer in houston is over. i don't care if it's hot still, it's over. adjust your mindset accordingly.
happy labor day
2001 might have you beat tho. Anti-vaxxer, bromance, captcha, cankle, dubstep and twerking.
Great Article from Oilers Nation and goes to show how Houston is ready for an NHL team. #NHLtoHouston #HoustonIsAHockeyTown Full Article: oilersnation.com/news/13-pote...
Happy 8th anniversary to this tweet
that just ainât right
Non-disabled people specifically were not listening to autistic people who RFK Jr has gone after the hardest, in my opinion, because they're fine with quietly villainizing autism too.
For anyone wondering why #Astros fans are the way they are, here's a real human (not a troll, a professor at the University of Dayton) who thinks Houston designed its stadium to injure outfielders and that the franchise should be hated because of it. Take a wild guess who he's a fan of.
BLUE BALLS!! #Astros
Itâs the same bullshit as Texans saying, âDonât California my Texas!â
Watching the #Astros offense go up against a pitcher with a 6+ ERA
Itâs always better to feel good than wanting to look good
Fuck John Cornyn
URIAS
Astros with RISP
the paradox of tolerance
History tells us that choosing to acquire a player named Nick Anderson right before being matched up with Houston in the playoffs is a bold choice. Let's see how it works out for Seattle.
Who knew that in 2025 the most annoying person on the internet is complaining about people being entertained by sports and not constantly spamming a phrase we all agree with but are tired of seeing
They better enjoy it while it lasts
Rockets legend Jeremy Lin
Jeremy Lin retires: âIts been the honor of a lifetime to compete vs the fiercest competitors under the brightest lightsâŠto challenge what the world thought was possible for someone who looks like me.âŠIâll forever be the kid who felt fully alive everytime I touched a basketballâ
Jeremy Lin, who spent most of the last 6 years playing in China and Taiwan, announced his retirement today. Across 9 NBA seasons, he averaged 11.6 ppg & 4.3 assists. A solid career that included a ring with Toronto, but he'll always be remembered for that magical moment in time known as Linsanity.
