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#releasethefiles
thank you for interacting with my posts, which triggers my powerful manic state and enables me to do more crimes
sorry can’t, i’m a sagittarius
Just saw all your comments from last night’s post and someone shared a pic, Orlando showed up and used chalk to bring the rainbow crosswalk back! We love this so much!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
what if instead of king county it was kween county
My toxic trait is thinking i’d thrive in a post-apocalyptic world when I panic if my blanket isn’t tucked right.
happy tyler childers day!!! we are SO back
vocal fry implies the existence of vocal onion ring and vocal tater tot
Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
Only the pure in heart will understand Pearl Jam.
Be the geriatric lesbian belting War Pigs at karaoke you want to see in the world
There’s nobody at the front desk right now. If you need immediate assistance, we have some bad news for you.
live laugh block a bitch
i totally expected the spanish inquisition i’m an empath
I love my new daughter
Carl Sagan published this 30 years ago, 1995. Bullseye.
I heard a noise and I’m not going to investigate.
When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
I can’t unsee Samuel L. Jackson as Uncle Sam, it’s forever cemented in my mind. He was brilliant.
They're finally shutting down the fraud protection agency. If you want to know more about the incredible opportunity this represents simply reply to this post with your credit card number
Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually
“The revolution is about to be televised, you picked the right time but the wrong guy” - Kendrick Lamar
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
I didn’t know it came in medical grade!
Merry Christmas. Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo
Perfection.
New pic of a drone over New Jersey.
Chin Up R Kid, Northern Quarter 2022 Peter Davis
This is Jazz. She was looking at you. Then you looked at her so she looked away. Wants you to stop looking at her so she can keep looking at you. 12/10
I hate whoever made this.
How do we get these accounts to come over here? I’m ready to move mountains.
#nasa #whenfrogsfly
This, this, and this again.
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
#SteveThoughts
running into your old statistics professor be like “what are the chances”
happy black friday everyone
#misheardlyrics
LEAD SINGER: make some noise!!!! ME: ok I think there may be a little confusion about who here is responsible for what
America
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#truth
The greatest sign of an idiot losing an argument is laughing emojis.
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
Blackbird ✨🐦⬛💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦🇬🇱 