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The Reds should claim Alexis Diaz because the seasonโs over anyway and someone has to give up the homers.
Kentucky Wildcats, Reds, Bengals, FC Cincy. Host of The Hunt for Reds October podcast. Official Spokesperson of KY. Bat flips are cool.๐งฉ
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The Reds should claim Alexis Diaz because the seasonโs over anyway and someone has to give up the homers.
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So @dougdirt24.bsky.socialโs uncle was a really bad ventriloquist. He used to stick two fingers in him and tell him not to speak. Follow @psr1973.bsky.social
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Would anyone like to hear a joke?
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This is what they deny us.
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โฆ..those are just the prospective lawyersโฆ.
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Thereโs 1
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I have good friends with red hair so itโs all in good fun lol.
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Littell will give up 7 more homers so they better.
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@jluckhaupt.bsky.social I canโt believe they make you leave when Sadak and Larkin are on camera.
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Iโm not a fan of this ginger ass pitcher.
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Get drunk, take your shirt off, and scream for them to play Slayer.
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Phil is an equal opportunity ass kickee
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You should see the porn he sends me.
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I donโt think Larkin played those games, John.
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Yes?
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Who?
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It should try making drinks that taste good imo.
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I agree that RC is superior to Pepsi and Dr. Pepper
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As @kyredsgal.bsky.socialโs BlueSky-less hubs John texted me just now, Nick Lodolo better be uncontrollably shitting himself.
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Lodolo is โsickโ
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Scott really set the Bar low for this outing.
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We all agree that Pepsi is garbage though
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Belichick might retire before the 4th quarter
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Jordon bout to ask Sonny Dykes whatโs up
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Sheโs dialed up a couple good ones so far.
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I mean, we all expect him to flop spectacularly right?
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Letโs see what plays Bill Belichickโs girlfriend has drawn up for the first series.
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JD Vance picked the same time a Reds game was letting out to shut all the highways down because he has to leave right this second.
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Good Lord
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Oh that makes more sense.
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Did Sadak just suggest hitting Steer for Stewart?
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Nope
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Just seeing Jim Dayโs face makes me irrationally angry.
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Literally his first question lol
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Nice throw
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Sal Stewartโs dad is very emotional. Hereโs Jim Day to ruin it.
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Sal
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Call me crazyโฆ.but perhaps Sal Stewart should have been playing 1B at Louisville.
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Miamiโs DEs just flat out took that game. Wow.
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So is this congressman a moron or are we about to bomb Venezuela?
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Iโm sad to announce the death of the 2025 Cincinnati Reds. RIP.
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Maybe 2 more times.
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What a whelming victory Kentucky
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Just need to run the damn ball at this point
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I think itโs him, OL, and Bush.
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Cutter Boley, come on down.
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This is after the QB took a safety and threw an INT.
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Bubble screen on 3rd and 7. Just say you donโt trust your QB.
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TE thought he was Lamar Jackson and fumbled
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Stupid play call but Calzada has played college football for 15 years and needs to read that.
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Itโs been all downhill since I said something nice. Iโve learned my lesson.
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Incredibly stupid
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Hand the ball off calzones motherfucker
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Next coach will probably be Neal Brown. Eat at Arbyโs.
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Rammstein on 3rd down is a big upgrade in the music at Kroger Field.
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I feel like we missed our chance and heโs going to get a better job now.
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This is my fault
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This team is 4 wins max
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Kentucky looksโฆ..ok-ish. Iโm sure it wonโt last.
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I stretched your motherโs esophagus as well.
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Yeah I thought that was a work.
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Iโm not buying that rumor. We arenโt lucky enough, and couch fucker will be just as bad.
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Can Sal Stewart play CF?
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I appreciate both of the Cardinals TOOTBLANs tonight
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Security guard in Boulder just got annihilated
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This ginger on the mound doesnโt have it.
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Iโm not either lol
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TOOTBLAN
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Elly has the yips
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It was supposed to be like I was interrupting you dunce
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Looks like the Reds game has startโฆ..theyโre already losing.
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Heโs been blocking me from generating him thousands of dollars in revenue.
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Approve it then
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Well I replied and got an error
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I canโt reply?
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Oh I will be there to reply
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They couldnโt even do something mild.
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Live look at this Nebraska-Cincinnati game
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Kyle Schwarberโs 4 HRs are most likely a record for someone from Middletown.
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Iโve told that joke on here before lol
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Oh my goodness Packersโฆ.
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First single dropped yesterday. youtu.be/2t5oiunl9fQ?...
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Donโt hate on big dumper.
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Dude for the Angels just threw a pitch so far behind the batter they didnโt have to move.
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Itโs been 16 years if you didnโt know. System of a Down, itโs possible to do this.
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We may be getting a new Mudvayne album tomorrowโฆ
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You know how to triple your readership, you just wonโt do it.