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@okabacus.bsky.social

vox + guitar @raygunyouthmusic.com 30 midwest usa he/they bird son haver idiot music leftist bullshit

created November 27, 2023

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I hadn't thought of it that way but now that you mention it it makes sense. additionally the 3 letter agencies are run by idiots with no intelligence experience whatsoever. patel isn't going to be able to do a fraction of j edgar hoover's evil

16/9/2025, 4:07:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've always wondered along those lines how small an animal has to get before it can see microscopic things to its naked eye

16/9/2025, 3:35:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh you See my shirt huh

16/9/2025, 2:36:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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him and his ilk of rich dnc pundits and consultants all have no skin in the game on account of being rich and benefiting from politics as they are. Of course he would be on Charlie kirks side for this, elite vs lower classes is more fundamental than left v right

16/9/2025, 2:35:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's called Arby's because it do are be having sandwich

16/9/2025, 2:29:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what

me with yellow painted nails, an oh sees shirt, and clipped hair
16/9/2025, 2:17:39 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is it edible? I'll eat it either way but still

16/9/2025, 2:09:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm Chungin It

16/9/2025, 5:09:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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boobs are like if breasts were tits

16/9/2025, 2:49:46 AM | 41 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is what growing up Mormon is like

15/9/2025, 10:26:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this post has been FACT CHECKED and determined to be TRUE

15/9/2025, 10:25:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you're right and that honestly sucks

15/9/2025, 10:23:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll miss tree girl tbh

15/9/2025, 10:22:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my ass is grass

15/9/2025, 6:39:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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boybortion time

15/9/2025, 6:37:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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damn continuing to exist

15/9/2025, 6:37:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we love the jam!!!

15/9/2025, 6:36:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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damn kms

15/9/2025, 6:35:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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image
15/9/2025, 6:25:01 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I understand this is not a big deal in the grand scheme of things but I would love to feel less of an inherent disconnect btwn myself and everyone else

15/9/2025, 6:18:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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being enm is awesome bc I get to fumble ppl who are obviously interested but I'm too nervous to creep them out over and over and over again

15/9/2025, 5:18:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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campaign mode

15/9/2025, 4:42:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent

exactly and cheap guitars can look cool too

15/9/2025, 4:27:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really wish I could rich girl take a semester from my life to figure some shit out internally and then return as if I hadn't left

15/9/2025, 4:13:40 PM | 33 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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cum flinga

15/9/2025, 4:09:56 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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uhh the cave parts i-iii

15/9/2025, 3:48:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if there are olives at taco night I'm so sorry

15/9/2025, 3:15:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you're so right and if anyone says the word tonewood around me they get beaten to death with an epiphone g400. a guitar has to be comfy and have good pickups that's abt it

15/9/2025, 3:13:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just have pale skin actually

15/9/2025, 3:11:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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80 year bouncing boob compilation

15/9/2025, 2:48:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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jokes on you all 3 of those are red for me

15/9/2025, 2:47:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and private pools. and golf courses

15/9/2025, 2:11:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We didn't even need 9/11 2!!

15/9/2025, 2:06:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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true. I love plato

15/9/2025, 1:49:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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talk about exposure therapy amirite?!?!?

15/9/2025, 1:43:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always keep condoms on me in case I get lucky and by that I mean everyone has an orgy while I wait outside cause I wasn't invited but someone forgot a condom so I hand it to them through the cracked door and they leave me hanging for a high five. just in case that happens

15/9/2025, 1:41:57 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nice try liberals... but Christ is my deodorant...

15/9/2025, 1:32:16 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm pondering tiddies ngl

15/9/2025, 3:09:37 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you look great and also I was briefly dazzled by the amount of squiggly patterns in this img like an octopus flashing camouflage to confuse predators

15/9/2025, 2:36:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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never made it as a wise man

14/9/2025, 8:54:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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orangutan ouaturday

14/9/2025, 6:25:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a few highlights from last night

Me playing guitar with my band, the stage has plants and stained glass and baby monkey videos are playing my band playing onstage my drummer and I banging our heads to the beat babey
14/9/2025, 6:21:25 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ya

14/9/2025, 5:00:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he vulchin

14/9/2025, 5:00:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what a baby!!

14/9/2025, 4:53:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what a lil gremlin

14/9/2025, 4:53:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm kinda like if a boy was hot

Sweaty post show selfie in green room
14/9/2025, 4:52:23 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PFAS stands for Penis Fuck And Sex

13/9/2025, 6:39:57 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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meet me at the medium dick. some would say that's too big...

13/9/2025, 6:16:34 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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can't believe it

13/9/2025, 5:35:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)

millennials said meh. gen z says mid. gen alpha will say squimpy squorble

13/9/2025, 5:27:07 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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too agricultural. SUU maybe. I don't trust those fuckers

13/9/2025, 12:14:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm from the area and you have to actually be fucking insane to think UVU has radicalized anybody lmfao

12/9/2025, 11:57:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kat moment

12/9/2025, 9:56:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kentucky mule stays winning

12/9/2025, 7:52:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my coworker showed me the vid without warning and having been bystander to several IRL shootings I had a fun little panic attack bathroom break after lmao

12/9/2025, 7:46:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I understand the being desensitized to violence onscreen but sharing that shit without some sort of warning is not ideal for ppl who've gone thru IRL violence

12/9/2025, 7:40:53 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Park city

12/9/2025, 6:58:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god had nothing to do with those. they are wrinkly heralds of an elder abomination who slumbers thru the eons. waiting

12/9/2025, 6:27:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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anything you say

12/9/2025, 6:07:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you appreciate it 🙏

12/9/2025, 5:59:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah

12/9/2025, 5:59:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tysm 🥲

12/9/2025, 5:58:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we'll figure out a better way

12/9/2025, 5:03:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's out! my band's debut album is available on bandcamp now (and on streaming in a few days to the fickle nature of indie distribution 💀) FFO hotline TNT, sunny day real estate, microwave, oh sees, ratboys, this was vulnerable stuff to write! I hope some of you buds will give it a listen💖

12/9/2025, 4:17:13 PM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went to college in the same town as him and he is indistinguishable from the other white boy specimens endemic to the area

12/9/2025, 4:08:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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at UVU no less

12/9/2025, 3:36:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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highlight of this man's career

12/9/2025, 2:31:28 PM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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in that case hell yep

12/9/2025, 2:34:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shoulda been a 380 strike smdh

12/9/2025, 2:33:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The pubic hair or the guy

12/9/2025, 2:32:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I agree ppl should take anything the agencies say with a huge grain of salt

12/9/2025, 2:27:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent

IMO the stories all stink bc the 3 letter agencies are all run by groyper podcasters now who don't know the first thing about how to do their job

12/9/2025, 2:23:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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zohran have you ever been in a regular prison?

12/9/2025, 2:15:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think 30-06's are GI rifles. they're for hunting mostly

12/9/2025, 2:13:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mamdani to have meeting with Turkish officials

12/9/2025, 2:11:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ugh baby you're gonna make me skeet

12/9/2025, 2:10:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow nice whimsy

12/9/2025, 4:55:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in order to feminism we have to open an equal but opposite number of balls themed restaurants

12/9/2025, 4:53:51 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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enjoy bed gongeous!

11/9/2025, 9:37:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and you learn to accept it you know you're so pathetic 🗣️🗣️🗣️

11/9/2025, 8:17:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you have to debate hitler in the marketplace of ideas!!!1!!!1!!one!!

11/9/2025, 6:09:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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honestly coming from you i appreciate it

11/9/2025, 6:06:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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image
11/9/2025, 5:26:11 PM | 28 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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😳😳😳

11/9/2025, 6:05:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yo I love those guys I have a tattoo of one

11/9/2025, 5:28:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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did anyone hop the paywall and see if they actually said what the "inscription" was or did they not even try to think of something

11/9/2025, 5:23:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but mine has some redeeming features!! I can never reach that level of bad!! I'm cooked

11/9/2025, 5:14:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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true! but that's probably what they said to the artist who made the worst album ever probably

11/9/2025, 5:11:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what if my bands album sounds awful to everyone except me and it sucks actually. what if that

11/9/2025, 4:59:19 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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these guys are great!!! thx for spreading their tunes!!

11/9/2025, 4:42:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bottom skeet: @strawbbfieldsforever - i love this song turn it up top skeet: @itcleb - life is a highway :/
11/9/2025, 3:56:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fake. nobody on bluesky likes it here

11/9/2025, 3:54:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you're literally gaslighting me by disagreeing with me

11/9/2025, 2:14:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he did 7/11

my parrot tilting his head to the side in a comical manner
11/9/2025, 2:13:57 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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guys 9/11 equals 0.818181818182. holy shit

11/9/2025, 1:55:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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happy birthday

11/9/2025, 1:43:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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damn BYU could never be that cool

10/9/2025, 7:02:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why are you quoting Kamala's campaign

10/9/2025, 3:26:01 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll take twebty

10/9/2025, 3:07:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view