jake. sex
@okabacus.bsky.social
vox + guitar @raygunyouthmusic.com 30 midwest usa he/they bird son haver idiot music leftist bullshit
created November 27, 2023
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jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
I hadn't thought of it that way but now that you mention it it makes sense. additionally the 3 letter agencies are run by idiots with no intelligence experience whatsoever. patel isn't going to be able to do a fraction of j edgar hoover's evil
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
I've always wondered along those lines how small an animal has to get before it can see microscopic things to its naked eye
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh you See my shirt huh
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
him and his ilk of rich dnc pundits and consultants all have no skin in the game on account of being rich and benefiting from politics as they are. Of course he would be on Charlie kirks side for this, elite vs lower classes is more fundamental than left v right
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
it's called Arby's because it do are be having sandwich
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
what
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
is it edible? I'll eat it either way but still
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm Chungin It
✮ ⋆ ˚。 kaiya ⋆。°✩ (@sloppyghoul.bsky.social) reposted
boobs are like if breasts were tits
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
this is what growing up Mormon is like
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
this post has been FACT CHECKED and determined to be TRUE
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
you're right and that honestly sucks
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll miss tree girl tbh
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
my ass is grass
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
boybortion time
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
damn continuing to exist
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
we love the jam!!!
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
damn kms
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jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
I understand this is not a big deal in the grand scheme of things but I would love to feel less of an inherent disconnect btwn myself and everyone else
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
being enm is awesome bc I get to fumble ppl who are obviously interested but I'm too nervous to creep them out over and over and over again
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
campaign mode
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
exactly and cheap guitars can look cool too
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
I really wish I could rich girl take a semester from my life to figure some shit out internally and then return as if I hadn't left
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
cum flinga
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
uhh the cave parts i-iii
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
if there are olives at taco night I'm so sorry
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
you're so right and if anyone says the word tonewood around me they get beaten to death with an epiphone g400. a guitar has to be comfy and have good pickups that's abt it
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
I just have pale skin actually
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
80 year bouncing boob compilation
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
jokes on you all 3 of those are red for me
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
and private pools. and golf courses
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
We didn't even need 9/11 2!!
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
true. I love plato
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
talk about exposure therapy amirite?!?!?
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
I always keep condoms on me in case I get lucky and by that I mean everyone has an orgy while I wait outside cause I wasn't invited but someone forgot a condom so I hand it to them through the cracked door and they leave me hanging for a high five. just in case that happens
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
nice try liberals... but Christ is my deodorant...
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
I'm pondering tiddies ngl
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
you look great and also I was briefly dazzled by the amount of squiggly patterns in this img like an octopus flashing camouflage to confuse predators
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
never made it as a wise man
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
orangutan ouaturday
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a few highlights from last night
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
ya
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
he vulchin
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
what a baby!!
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
what a lil gremlin
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
I'm kinda like if a boy was hot
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
PFAS stands for Penis Fuck And Sex
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
meet me at the medium dick. some would say that's too big...
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
can't believe it
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
millennials said meh. gen z says mid. gen alpha will say squimpy squorble
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
too agricultural. SUU maybe. I don't trust those fuckers
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm from the area and you have to actually be fucking insane to think UVU has radicalized anybody lmfao
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
kat moment
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
kentucky mule stays winning
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
my coworker showed me the vid without warning and having been bystander to several IRL shootings I had a fun little panic attack bathroom break after lmao
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand the being desensitized to violence onscreen but sharing that shit without some sort of warning is not ideal for ppl who've gone thru IRL violence
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
Park city
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
god had nothing to do with those. they are wrinkly heralds of an elder abomination who slumbers thru the eons. waiting
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
anything you say
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you appreciate it 🙏
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
tysm 🥲
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
we'll figure out a better way
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
it's out! my band's debut album is available on bandcamp now (and on streaming in a few days to the fickle nature of indie distribution 💀) FFO hotline TNT, sunny day real estate, microwave, oh sees, ratboys, this was vulnerable stuff to write! I hope some of you buds will give it a listen💖
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
I went to college in the same town as him and he is indistinguishable from the other white boy specimens endemic to the area
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
at UVU no less
A Goddam Virginian (@goddamvirginian.bsky.social) reposted
highlight of this man's career
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
in that case hell yep
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
Shoulda been a 380 strike smdh
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
The pubic hair or the guy
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I agree ppl should take anything the agencies say with a huge grain of salt
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
IMO the stories all stink bc the 3 letter agencies are all run by groyper podcasters now who don't know the first thing about how to do their job
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
zohran have you ever been in a regular prison?
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think 30-06's are GI rifles. they're for hunting mostly
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
mamdani to have meeting with Turkish officials
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
ugh baby you're gonna make me skeet
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow nice whimsy
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
in order to feminism we have to open an equal but opposite number of balls themed restaurants
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
enjoy bed gongeous!
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
and you learn to accept it you know you're so pathetic 🗣️🗣️🗣️
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
you have to debate hitler in the marketplace of ideas!!!1!!!1!!one!!
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly coming from you i appreciate it
Malignant Spells (@wizardhands.bsky.social) reposted
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
😳😳😳
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
yo I love those guys I have a tattoo of one
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
did anyone hop the paywall and see if they actually said what the "inscription" was or did they not even try to think of something
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
but mine has some redeeming features!! I can never reach that level of bad!! I'm cooked
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
true! but that's probably what they said to the artist who made the worst album ever probably
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
what if my bands album sounds awful to everyone except me and it sucks actually. what if that
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
these guys are great!!! thx for spreading their tunes!!
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
fake. nobody on bluesky likes it here
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
you're literally gaslighting me by disagreeing with me
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
he did 7/11
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
guys 9/11 equals 0.818181818182. holy shit
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
happy birthday
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
damn BYU could never be that cool
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social) reply parent
why are you quoting Kamala's campaign
jake. sex (@okabacus.bsky.social)
I'll take twebty