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Tyler woke up feeling the cheesiest, Coach

@okty.bsky.social

The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart

created June 22, 2023

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Alexis you should fill your prescriptions while grocery shopping. I prefer Walfart or Scroger

2/9/2025, 3:49:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incredible first full football weekend, family. I love y'all to death.

2/9/2025, 3:39:26 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're selling Alaska to pay for Bill Belichick's buyout.

2/9/2025, 2:55:09 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The last time a Belichick quarterback played this badly someone had accidentally put a strawberry in Tom's morning smoothie.

2/9/2025, 2:23:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conrad telling Jere he's been dealing with a lot of shit. The shit is Belly
2/9/2025, 2:16:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary All Quiet on the Western Gary

2/9/2025, 1:27:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bought a beautiful Envy apple today, and after eating it I'm reminded that all varieties of apples have a place in the world! Envies, for instance, have a place directly in the garbage can.

2/9/2025, 1:22:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would be devastated and want to fight whoever caused It!!

2/9/2025, 1:18:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nooooooo

2/9/2025, 1:09:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a three strikes situation.

2/9/2025, 12:51:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Daly
2/9/2025, 12:48:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My @channel6.bsky.social subscription renews and this is how I'm repaid.

2/9/2025, 12:38:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jocelyn is about to Run Rule these two bozos on Wheel

1/9/2025, 11:20:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have to work tomorrow, but my boss is (allegedly) off which will be a nice transition into the short work week.

1/9/2025, 10:31:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couch nap acquired

1/9/2025, 7:08:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HELL YEAH

1/9/2025, 4:18:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dog park fit

Me with two leashes around my neck. The leashes are for the dogs. Not for me.
1/9/2025, 4:12:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the lolz

1/9/2025, 2:37:59 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should be wild and free like they were for millennia before domestication

31/8/2025, 10:59:05 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I sincerely apologize for all of the unfunny football yelling that happened over the past few hours. I will now go back to simply the unfunny thoughts I have.

31/8/2025, 10:49:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 10:27:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or zeebs the other medical advice would be to stop kicking mosquitos in midair

31/8/2025, 10:25:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some days more than nothing is what you can do!

31/8/2025, 10:23:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"It's one of the phases of the game that gets overlooked." You idiots have been talking about it all game. If we were winning by 30 I'd still think this espn crew st*nks.

31/8/2025, 10:22:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes I just wanted to make sure you were eating and doing well!!!

31/8/2025, 10:21:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rory is a worse monster than whatever else is in there.

31/8/2025, 10:20:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brent Pry should remember this drive when we're up 24-11

31/8/2025, 10:16:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh I thought this was an espn doc series about Fleetwood Mac which I'd much rather watch.

31/8/2025, 10:12:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean that was coming

31/8/2025, 10:08:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[Score is 17-8] "Do you try a field goal to cut the lead to 8."

31/8/2025, 10:02:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool

31/8/2025, 9:51:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spencer we learned from the best back in our Big East days (Pitt)

31/8/2025, 9:42:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hokie scoring looking like my scorecard at mini golf

31/8/2025, 8:56:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it looks like a catch it should be a catch. TELL THAT TO DANNY COALE

31/8/2025, 8:27:56 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shane Beamer is Frank Beamer's son? This is the first I'm hearing of this.

31/8/2025, 8:23:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol sorry we were off by ten feet.

31/8/2025, 8:21:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That might be the worst spot of the weekend

31/8/2025, 8:20:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kyron Drones

It's labor day weekend. Between now and Monday we have to almost throw an interception a dozen times.
31/8/2025, 8:01:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An important quality of a good defender: being an accurate tackular

31/8/2025, 7:24:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"death"

31/8/2025, 4:40:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that the president of the united states uses quotes like Joey Tribbiani.

31/8/2025, 4:40:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tomorrow is September 1, so someone please remember to set Michael Bublé out to thaw.

31/8/2025, 4:00:27 PM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I require shakshouka

31/8/2025, 1:43:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I told him I knew he’s following a script and I get that it’s a job, but he’s not doing himself or his company any favors by starting off with a lie to a potential customer.

31/8/2025, 1:15:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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had a kid last year come to my door and tell me there were some areas of the roof he was concerned about and he was happy to schedule a free inspection. The roof was exactly two days old. The roofing company sign was still in the grass by our driveway.

31/8/2025, 1:09:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What in the world was that playcall from Colorado state

31/8/2025, 5:54:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GAME AIN'T OVER. ONE MORE CHANCE FOR A STARCH MANNING HAIL MARY

31/8/2025, 5:45:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is happening here

31/8/2025, 5:45:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One TD Hill

31/8/2025, 5:37:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or maybe not :(

31/8/2025, 5:35:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pulling for an Idaho game winning touchdown pass so I can post STARCH MANNING

31/8/2025, 5:34:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's something so beautiful about watching premier league at 8am and then pac12 after dark at 2am the next day.

31/8/2025, 5:25:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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George bush being told about 9/11
31/8/2025, 4:42:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's kind of sad to know I've probably made out with my last random in a bar alleyway.

31/8/2025, 4:40:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I absolutely LOVE New Mexico talking shit in the Big House.

31/8/2025, 2:05:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fansville looks boring as crap

31/8/2025, 12:48:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This really captures their relationship

Stewie in the background rolling around acting a fool while Linda falls asleep in the grass
31/8/2025, 12:39:43 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s been over 10 years since I last ate meat, but every time I go past a barbecue restaurant I still

30/8/2025, 11:33:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How

30/8/2025, 11:22:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 11:20:11 PM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am pro storming the field and I am pro field stormers getting ktfo if they approach any opposing player.

30/8/2025, 11:20:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love a good surrender cobra, but give me an angry cheerleader any day.

30/8/2025, 11:12:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamn Tess just poetically piling on Alabama right now.

30/8/2025, 11:10:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He finally tucked it and ran and this is going to be short but this dude deserves a first down right here.

30/8/2025, 11:05:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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STOP SHOWING IT

30/8/2025, 11:01:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Talkin 🕺 Bout 💃 The Noles

30/8/2025, 10:53:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good lord, Noles.

30/8/2025, 10:44:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many people turned t-mobile down before Billy Bob Thornton was the choice

30/8/2025, 10:41:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Marcus Freeman is obviously the best looking FBS head coach, but who do we think is second?

30/8/2025, 10:40:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I tried to screenshot, but wasn’t quite quick enough

30/8/2025, 10:24:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tone, it was him. I'm telling you! Joey The Mouth was on television talking about the Noles.

30/8/2025, 9:20:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Boss our French toast sales haven't been as good as we thought." "Well don't sugarcoat it." "...we hadn't thought of that."

30/8/2025, 8:34:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leftover pizza, hydrate, car wash

30/8/2025, 7:32:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How does it feel to have a good football team

30/8/2025, 7:28:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every week can't be Sark Week.

30/8/2025, 7:24:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The noise I just let out after that throw

30/8/2025, 7:19:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Extra bonus football tip: "I don't need video review to know that you're a catch"

30/8/2025, 7:16:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That throw was 🥵

30/8/2025, 7:09:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bonus football tip: call your significant other your "favorite gameday snack"

30/8/2025, 7:02:18 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Texas back (on defense)

30/8/2025, 6:55:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IT WAS NOT A REVERSE. IT WAS AN END AROUND. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

30/8/2025, 6:50:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Texas is going to generate more Republicans in the House than points in Ohio.

30/8/2025, 6:42:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks so stiff out there, call him Starch Manning

30/8/2025, 6:26:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This Manning guy sucks!!

30/8/2025, 4:18:01 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The end zone is lava.

30/8/2025, 6:11:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Centers should not be #75. It's unnatural.

30/8/2025, 6:00:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Commentator: "I think he really needs to start using his legs and get outside the pocket to get going." His legs:

30/8/2025, 5:47:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most people don't know this, but Arch Manning's uncle is pop music heartthrob Rex Manning.

30/8/2025, 4:38:13 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's so beautiful

30/8/2025, 4:35:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine not scoring on your first drive against this defense!! What a joke!!!

30/8/2025, 4:22:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This Manning guy sucks!!

30/8/2025, 4:18:01 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the kid correspondents from Wonder Showzen

30/8/2025, 12:49:44 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do believe that penalty will be given.

30/8/2025, 12:47:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is also my preference

30/8/2025, 12:29:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What about college football Saturdays when your team is going to lose but on Sunday?

30/8/2025, 12:09:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GET HIM GET HIS ASS

30/8/2025, 12:07:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m awake for some reason and I just want to let everyone know that people are also discussing it in the Youtube comments for the Celebration by Kool & the Gang music video

30/8/2025, 7:01:48 AM | 335 36 | View on Bluesky | view

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Labor Day Weekend Never labored a day in her whole life

Linda a smol black chihuahua
1/9/2024, 6:13:33 PM | 415 26 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that dumb show

30/8/2025, 4:03:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:51:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view