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you on the list bro?
ATCK, cemetery photographer, agility practitioner. There may be dogs. Former RDBMS guy. Guy who wrote definitive termcap entries. There's one guy waving in the back - oh he's looking for the waitress. awk master DMs are turned off
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you on the list bro?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
"Sentence" he means, of course.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Keeping it classy I see.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
works for me.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Cannot argue with that. Agreed that our "friend" needs to be put away.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
The comparisons to Nosferatu and Goebbels are apt.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
I come back to this, I see the bricks in the wall as a accumulation of an absent father, an overbearing mother, a distant wife amongst other things, like the guy sprained his ankle on every step of the stairway of life. Our "friend" has no such excuses that I am awre of, althgh I gthr his wife left.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
That would explain a lot about our "friend".
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear you, and 2 hours ago I would have jumped on that bandwagon, but "The Wall" is about redemption, so in this moment I'm going to give him a mulligan. He'd better hurry and grab it because in 30 minutes I'm going to hate him again.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that worth anything? Can Wandrea and Ruby just grab it as part of their due?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
Long cook tonight, I put on "The Wall" to get me through it. Haven't listened to it in years. Stephen Miller came to mind for some reason. I hope he finds peace and redemption and breaks down his own personal wall.
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OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
even when he was "healthy" he was very ill.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
"balances the budget"
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
hard to believe, just had a convo with the wife about buying a gun. We settled on hornet spray, home-alone style booby traps and a ring camera.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent point
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
IOKIYAR
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OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like there are some lovely windows in it.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
'Iโve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.' -- Misattributed to Mark Twain, Actually Clarence Darrow.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
I predicted he'd get article 25'ed in August. I didn't expect for it to be by the grim reaper.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Donny, the voices in your head aren't real.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Are "they" in the room with us right now?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Just wondering what the MAGA crowd is going to think when, and if, they realize that they've been bamboozled.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
years ago I included "humorous" error messages to ensure that testers reached that part of the application. On one gig a failed login would return "Invalid user, please lobotomize". It was an app for GAO. They came to inspect, ran into that error and asked that I leave it in as such.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
don't mess with my sticks. (sorry, I had to)
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
why does that bring diarrhea to mind and why does that fit so well?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
my thoughts as well.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $400.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
I guess the first tranche of Epstien material lis an interviews with a perjured witness?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
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OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as JD keeps his d*ck out of the couch, I won't complain either.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
He made a mistake with a 14yo so we're changing the laws to make that not a mistake
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Does that make MTG less white because... I don't know, she's stupid? Although I know a lot of stupid white folk. White trash is the phrase that comes to mind.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
and what is Mr. non compos mentis up to today?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
When reciting the pledge, I leave that bit out.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean Paul McCartneys band before Wings?
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OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it possible that there are people who don't know that rock opera?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
An early anti-war song. Clarksville was a staging point for deployment to Vietnam.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
Foxtrot Delta Tango
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
If your bosses won't let you cover that, then perhaps it is time to pull the plug and move on.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
@jaketapper.bsky.social The point is that POTUS is in obvious mental decline. You just have to listen to him for more than 5 minutes to observe that. Why isn't that of concern to the MSM?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
I'm sure @jaketapper.bsky.social is up to chapter two in his new book on the dementia addled president. Perhaps it will be ready for publication in 2029.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
only 14%?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
Yes, there is a crime spree in DC. The locus is 1600 Pennsylvania avenue.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
5) WTF is wrong with you? 6) Is Baron going to have to undergo schooling on charities?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
4) Can you think of more effective measures to destroy the USA on top of what you have already done?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
Questions that should be asked at presidential press conferences: 1) Since you don't appear in the Epstein "files" why have they not been released? 2) Do you cheat in all golf games or only the "Championship" ones? 3) Where is gas priced at $1.99?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Wherever the trump "library" winds up being, the Bribes section of it is going to be lit.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Manages to lower the bar even further. what a scumbag.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh. To give that up.... I have no words. I cannot imagine. The flag I have for my uncle is a simple thing stapled to a board. 8x12 or so.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
I predicted, in January, that he would be article 25'ed in August. 24 days left....
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for pointing that out. I agree that that would indeed be strange. Has anyone every asked him about it?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
His disapproval rating?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
...which is why I question the folded flag in Juniors videos (upper left of his "office").
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
I note several new followers who appear to be young, slim asian women, who are not keen on sharing their face. Smells like X. Some have taken to posting one or two lefty type posts, just like the Borg, they are learning.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
If ICE is picking up pedophiles, why is The Idiot In Chief still free?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
what do you have against rectal thermometers?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
My wife is off rice and potatoes. My go-to carbs. Googling for replacements I came across "Cauliflower Rice" - WTH is that? Did stir-fry tonight with cauliflower rice, it was a hit.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
I don't want to join the army, I don't want to go to war, I'd rather hang around Piccadilly underground, Living off the earnings of a high born lady don't want a bullet up me arse'ole, don't want me ballocks shot away, I'd rather stay in England, mrry, mrry England, And fornicate me f**in life away.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
doesn't she have a job?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
There is no place safe from the GD fundraising!
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
The guy who taught us math who never took a bath achieved a certain measure of renown and after school he sold the most amazing pictures in my hometown.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
No fella could ignore, the little girl next door, she sure looks swell in her first evening gown, now there's a charge for what she used to give for free in my hometown. (forgive me for messing up lyrics, I learned these songs 50 years ago).
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
I remember Dan, he was the village idiot and though it seems a pity it was so he loved to burn down buildings just to watch them glow and nothing could be done because he was the mayors son --RIP Tom Lehrer
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
My wife has found missing hearing aid - after a years absence. Now she can hear me. Me: "Are these cookies for us" Her: "Do you want a sandwich?"
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
That can happen. I suppose it depends on the world-view of the originator, and their potential myopia. I don't think it has to do with cultural differences, but rather with ones exposure to the rest of the world. If the only good people are the ones you grew up with, then all foreigners are bad.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
What is your question?
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OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
probably from jerking off too many camels.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
No, there are plenty of particular reasons.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
...and let's distract from Epstein in 3-2-1...
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
and the sun rises in the east.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
"Trump" "Depends", I see what you did there.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is kind of weird. I get a massage 6-7 times a year - it helps a lot with muscle pain - I strip all the way. Maybe I should be more of a prude?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Logic? You expect logic from this crowd? That's not logical.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
but he kept his underwear on.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
thanks
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
Going in for a lung biopsy tomorrow. I am thrilled that we have passed the stage of "Cedric the Barber" as our doctor and annoyed that we have yet to reach the Leonard McCoy stage. As a smoker for 47 years, I deserve what I get.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
I have problems with gloves, can't find any that fit and the work gloves wear out in 30 minutes. I suppose I could go for a nut-kick, but that really wouldn't be as satisfying.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
I am a student of the Roman Empire. A people who could build a 90 mile aquaduct with just the right pitch to require no pumps, who could use water pressure from such an aquaduct to provide spraying fountains, who could defeat Hannnibal and then fall to miserable goths? Bread and circuses indeed.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, he has said publicly that he does that. I wonder if he pulls a Hegseth and doesn't wash his hands afterwards. Yeah, no - it's not like I would have ever have shaken his hand in the first place, but that has definitely not made my bucket list.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
"bread and circuses" doesn't sound incredibly intelligent to me.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
What else did he lie about? What is the phrase in English? In French "absolument tout" in Italian it would be "assolutamente tutto", I think that works out to "ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING"
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
he scratching his anus with the other hand?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, but he's a self-confessed anus-scratcher.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Are those states in the room right now? Are they even in the country right now? Are you perhaps thinking of Canada where they charge by the liter?
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social)
Perhaps if you focused more on governance than grift? Of course that would have to be after you get over this little epstein thing...
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you know why Stephen Miller crossed the road? His d*ck was stuck in the chicken.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
you don't have to mow flowers.
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
OldGuyWithDogs (@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social) reply parent
why would you waste a pair of floaties?