His Internet went out so he's shitposting in the streets.
His Internet went out so he's shitposting in the streets.
I’m such a good boy… so maybe?
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I tried to take a picture of myself after a hot shower but it didn’t come out well. I have selfie steam issues.
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Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons
Two out of three ain’t bad Unless you’re on the Bomb Disposal Team
I think I now understand why rhinos are going extinct.
“I have received word. Gather the council.”
brush up on your British history
kevin is now a local weatherman
That used to be a person’s parking spot, now it’s the people’s.
me: i didn't get the job wife: why not? me: something about my eyesight wife: what EXACTLY did they say? me: that i needed “adult supervision”
....strong, adorable, wise, wonderful? So many questions.
Kimmel getting suspended on the same day NBC detailed how they're kicking MSNBC to the curb is absolutely terrifying. variety.com/2025/tv/news...
WANTED: Someone to brush their teeth with me because 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone will not prevent tooth decay. No weirdos please.
Agreed--key vaccines harm public health. Reducing their usage will piss off the vaccine makers. In addition to the members of Congress who enjoy their kickbacks for promoting them and getting them included in the ACA.
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I'd like public transportation more if it didn't transport so much of the public.
“i wasn’t raised to be shellfish” - imitation crab
It wasn't up to Trump, you moron. Yes, U.S. government flags were lowered to half-staff following the death of former President Jimmy Carter on December 29, 2024. President Joe Biden issued a proclamation ordering the U.S. flag to be flown at half-staff at the White House,
I joined the picket line with striking hotel workers in Houston. If you put in the hours, you shouldn’t be scraping by. I will never stop fighting for Texas workers in this economy rigged for billionaires.
the inventor of childproof bottles put little faith in kids and a lot of faith in old people
i’m super into intermittent fasting. although i just call it being poor
I hate you, but I'm not IN hate with you.
That feeling you get when you take the first bite of a pizza. That's doughpamine.
An independent United Nations commission said that Israel was committing genocide in Gaza. The commission found indications of intentions to destroy, in whole or in part, Palestinians in the Gaza Strip as a group — which it said amount to genocide.
President Trump said the U.S. government had “knocked off” what he said was a total of three alleged drug smuggling boats, all apparently from Venezuela. “We knocked off actually three boats, not two, but you saw two,” Trump told reporters.
The U.S. military has conducted a second attack on alleged drug smugglers from Latin America, killing three individuals in a strike in international waters, President Donald Trump announced Monday. https://wapo.st/4mmJCa6
James Talarico: Our division is not by accident. The social media platforms, the algorithms, and the news networks tear us apart. We have got to find our back to each other. That is the only way we can continue this experiment in democracy
Houston showed up for @jamestalarico.bsky.social.
@ricktotheleft.bsky.social OMG! That's you--lower right corner--goatee and cap. THERE'S Waldo!
“K-911. What’s your emergency?” “THERE’S A SQUIRREL!” “Please calm down, sir. Where is it?” “IN THE TREE ACROSS THE STREET!” “Have you tried barking at it?” “OF COURSE!! I’M NOT AN IDIOT!!!” “Okay, put down the phone and try again now, I’ll stay on the line.”
"Damnit, where TH are your legs!?"
You do realize that you're the Waldo I'm trying to locate in the crowd, right?
I never buy enough cheese.
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Donna Dumpty anxiously awaiting word on her husband’s condition.
Ruin a song by adding "literally" to the title: I Literally Can't Stand Up For Falling Down
I ate the beans in my Beanie Baby and now I am the Beanie Baby
not many know this but fafo actually means “facefuck a fucking oreo”
Ruin a song by adding "literally" to the title Another One Literally Bites the Dust
SISKEL & EBERT, which premiered #OTD in 1986, had a master class of an opening sequence. Thirty-five seconds, 21 shots, and a flawless establishment of the professional rivalry of two Chicago newspapermen who inspired a generation of film buffs. #FilmSky #TVSky
the fate of the human race is in your hands wait where did you put it? i just gave it to you wtf??
I never understood alchemy until my best friend’s mom fried some baloney in 1976 and it tasted exactly like a hot dog
Calling one dog whisperer THE dog whisperer is like spitting in the face of the tens of thousands of us who make our living as dog whisperers. Worth remembering.
how it feels to post a joke on here
the limbo contest has been postponed so the winner is in limbo
@ricktotheleft.bsky.social Where's Waldo?
Everything that happened last night came back to Phillip all at once. He was now pretty sure he knew just exactly what he’d do for a Klondike Bar, and he really hoped there weren’t any pictures.
TEETH IS INNOCENT
I’m tired of being pitted against my neighbor. I’m tired of being told to hate my neighbor. People across the political spectrum are hungry for a new kind of politics.
We’re going up against a rigged system and a lot of money. Chip in to power this campaign. secure.actblue.com/donate/jt-so...
“What do you think you’re doing?” “I was just-“ “Where am I, Jessica?” “In the basket.” “And what does that mean?” “It’s YOU time?” “It’s ME time. What else?” “No touching?” “No touching.”
“Well, I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Jessica.” “I have. I’m never drinking again.” “Good. When you’re done, my food bowl is empty.”
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Not sure. If I had to guess? Tuna aspic. Yummy.
And #2.... there is a wacky similarity you share with CP.
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James Talarico: I think the most revolutionary teaching in my religion is the teaching to love your enemy. We are called to love our opponents as much as we love ourselves. I see my opponents as children of God
“Morning, Sam.” “Morning, Alice.” “Nice catch today.” “Thanks.” “So, how’s my credit?” “Alice…” “C’mon, Tom gets paid on Tuesday.” “Alright, but this is the last time.” “You’re the best, Sam.” “I’m a sucker is what I am.”
it seems as if every day science takes another giant leap forward
Throw the book at whoever killed Charlie Kirk—no matter who it is. And throw the book at whoever helped enable what Jeffrey Epstein was doing or profited from it personally, professionally, or financially—no matter who it is. I’m a rule of law guy, like any responsible citizen.
this is what Posting feels like
Archaeologists have discovered the remains of a 1.5 million year old Ghostbuster. It's thought to be an early species of haunter-gatherer.
Those who sat out the last election will get to the polls as they will want to make sure Republicans remain in control. I hold out no hope for Dems to see the light.
"....when he knows it isn't." Sound like implications are made by both sides.
It will also help them win the mid-terms.
Mark Kelly: "Elections have consequences and that's okay. But we gotta be really careful with how we speak about our political opponents. When things get out of hand, it's up to us to just take a step back and think, what are the consequences of what we say?"
This Nightmare Fuel was spotted in Loutraki 🇬🇷 Thoughts?
"Damnit, where TH are your legs!?"
Farewell to Polly Holliday (1937-2025), who was so much more than a catchphrase. From MATCH GAME in 1977.
Breaking news: Conservative activist Charlie Kirk has died at the age of 31, President Trump says. Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA, was fatally shot while speaking at an event at Utah Valley University.
Girlfriend claims I lack understanding. What does that even mean?
if you block us do we not bleed
So cute. My son doesn't recognize me without my beard. Also it's been 12 years.
I used to dial 1-800-Movie Phone and listen to the previews. We didn't have a lot of money back then.
Paulo is a valid DACA recipient, yet 7 unidentified immigration agents detained Paulo outside his mother’s house, in front of his 7 and 3-year-old children. The Department of Homeland Security must release him and adhere to DACA’s protections.
Slightly diminish a book Of Dice and Men
Slightly diminish a book Lord of the Files
Slightly diminish a book Bury My Salonpas at Wounded Knee
Something is happening in Texas.
Slightly diminish a book Shart of Darkness
Starting an Onlyfans for glutes called Onlycans
Folks, this is your pilot again...Turns out, false alarm. I was looking at the wrong doohickey. You may all stop praying now.
Slightly diminish a book All Quiet on the Best Western Front
Occasionally your biggest flaw will be simply believing in humanity
Bravery is fear plus action
