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Bedtime stories 14 mins youtu.be/sMNqyx6-C-0
Reverse! Whatever he says is reverse of true.
.... So he's done a better job at being a piece of shit than most others. And geriatric Donny connects that to a reward. 🤣
It’s easier to make up crises in Blue cities to keep feeding the propaganda machine. Facts about rampant crime actually being a significant issue in Red States doesn’t serve their purposes. Lying, trash bag fascists. #Pinks #Newsom
OMG, one of the best Newsom tweets yet, they so nailed it with this one!🤣🎯👏 Newsom's social media team under Camille Harper Zapata really is amazing, payback one to one here!🤩💙💪 #CamilleHarperZapata #HarperZapata #GavinNewsom #Newsom #California
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Governor Newsom deserves a Big, Beautiful used Plane! #newsom @governor.ca.gov #canada
papacito_newsom: #Newsom #california #FDT #TacoTits
Ejamakayshin youtu.be/9uSoBzOJrfY
You're over the age of covered health care insured. Claim denied. You're under the income level of health care insured. Claim denied. You're experiencing pain from a broken back? Pain medication is not abused. Here's some children's Tylenol. Discrepancies found in your police report. DENIED.
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Smart men don't tell you how smart they are. Rich men don't tell you how rich they are. Tough men don't tell you how tough they are. Honest men don't tell you how honest they are. Con men do.
That's the point. She's perfect.
So THAT'S now the Nazi misfires got into grok!
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Correct math that shooter is trans 0.0043% Numbers don't lie unless you change the numbers. Assholes.
Hopefully all of his hair was ripped out before they threw him into the torture cell. Oh, wait. Wrong guy.
It needed a finishing touch
Hundreds with an 's'.
This administration is lawless. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
If you hadn't opened your mouth, the ocean currents would have halted and the earth would have fallen into complete destruction today. Thanks for saving us with your BS trap!
#Epstein #Trump #dementiaDon #Justice Trump is a FELON, are we to take his 🤥🤥🤥words as fact? Release #AbregoGarcia www.politifact.com/article/2025...
Because they were vaccinated and autism has taken them over now. Proven by random Wikipedia page about oranges. Am I making too much sense or do I need to dumb it down more? Lol
WELKER: Do you have 100% confidence in Secretary Kennedy? LANKFORD: I believe he's who the president picked. He's challenging some of the assumption - what is it about autism? He seems to be following the science WELKER: The science has debunked links between autism & vaccines for more than 20 yrs
Should I go on?
I'm glad when something I say actually makes sense.
Mimic the tiny hand motions and you're my new hero.
Guns don't kill people. The government does.
Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.
It's all a hoax!!!!!!1 BBB = Broken Back Bastard It wasn't a car. Trump hit Rude-ee in the back with a 9-er to win fairly because Jul-alien-ani cheats at golf. The car was a staging cover-up of Epstein documents packed up Rude's ass! It's all a witch hunt! Fox!!! Get clips now! Biden did it!
BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani hospitalized with a broken back after serious car crash in New Hampshire.
We’re launching a new task force to clear encampments, restore public spaces, and connect people with shelter and services. California is taking action by reducing unsheltered homelessness and outperforming the nation in slowing this crisis.
Where is Trump’s attention to this matter?
TRUMP IS AMERICA’S BIGGEST LOSER.
A US appeals court ruled that most of Donald Trump's tariffs are illegal, undercutting the Republican president's use of the levies as a key international economic policy tool. The case is widely is expected to be appealed to the Supreme Court reut.rs/47l6pz9
Money.
Hit it, Newsom. Figuratively, cuz... Ew.
And money is all that matters.
PepsiCo. presents: The Taco Bell Supreme Court. Brought to you by The Heritage Foundation and our friends at the NRA. Try the new Baja Blast Crunchwrap and get a coupon for $5 off a box of 9mm shells. Or something like that
That's not a best. It's just a suggestion.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTENTIONAL DESECRATION OF YOUR BRANCH. -SCOTUS
Chicago cordially invites the Mad King to go fuck himself
Has Sanders joined Fox? Then why does this even make the radar? Or is this intentional sarcastic humor?
I will feel encouraged when a Fox entertainment head quits, says the proverbial "fuck it", and spills the beans. That will be a reverse reverse triple with detail day, so I'm not holding my breath.
Silence is killer, too. I prefer sorted, verified quiet. Or a chat that's just whatever's hitting the brains. I prefer voice for efficiency, but that is getting very difficult these days. I lived before the Internet was even dial-up, so yeah.
WHITE HOUSE EVACUATED!!!!111 youtu.be/kkt-s39bwWY
#EpsteinFiles
🙄 Why do I even roll my eyes? It's predictable as the sunrise. TH @rhymeafterrhyme.bsky.social
Reminder of bloodshed threat. youtu.be/ZXMjpc_gS8o
youtu.be/_MJ8MEoBNyw
That was my point LOL
Buscemi and you know it's good.
Variable... I like that. I'll counter with void tRumpcoins () { printf(ching.\n); }
How many Californians (Ahhhhnold excluded) are bitching about their taxes being wasted on this?
No! Not until you eat your veggies. And MDMA.
I mean, how many Bitcoins? Or do they only accept tRumpcoins? Or do I have to pay in bull shit? So confusing.
Hoped...... Hoped.
TV personality. 😲 Couldn't have seen that coming.
Could this be any cringier?? How far he's fallen... Dr. Oz Is The Latest Trump Cabinet Member To Weird Us Out With His Over-The-Top Loyalty: shorturl.at/GgkCk
Has anybody ordered the Donald J Trump memorial latrine?
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‘Not a fact-based human’: Trump busted by ex-Atlanta mayor over crime claims www.rawstory.com/chicago/
I just want to verify that RFK jr isn’t stopping vaccines - even COVID - those developments will continue via the PRIVATE sector. The important thing to realize is that he’s NOT making America healthy - he’s making public health profitable for pharmaceutical companies and insurance companies -ghoul
Newsom to the rescue!!! Whoo-Hoo! @nationalzero.com nationalzero.com/2025/08/30/n...
Dying. He can't even get THAT right.
The US is headed back to the 'dark ages' because MAGA 'can't cope with reality': analyst www.rawstory.com/trump-dark-a...
A+ bsky.app/profile/mack...
After several days, I was hoping it was happening but then he was spotted in my state of Virginia today. Sooo...false alarm.
Only the best experts for 47.
America today.
What does boundree mean?
Sayin' a Lie produced by Executive Odors, showcased by Keith Edwards. Watch!!! Rated EffinE, Everyone watch!!!!! 🤧🤣 youtu.be/wi0Ye9qpmto
Anti-Trump Flag
What is a law?
Good. Then let's become a f****** disaster of a country. Then maybe the stupid would wake the f****** already. Probably not, but we're going that way no matter what.
Anger drives more addictive viewing. Higher ratings. Oh, not to mention assholes with no comparison. Everything's an angle. It's never just a person upset about something.
I lost count decades ago.
Not just Joni Ernst. This is Wisconsin. "The conservative movement needs to take stock of its failures, identify the problem, and fix it," [she said]" Ya think? @rawstory.com www.rawstory.com/rebecca-brad...
AAAAND SCENE. Quality, QUALITY material. 🤣🤣🤣 [ 12 mins ] www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vEo...
😐 Bitch. No more WIRED for me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvoU...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Ballad of Big Balls www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL0o...
Fuck RFK. This guy mocks WELL! [ 3 mins ] www.youtube.com/watch?v=eckk...
HEADS UP! We could have seen this coming a mile away. @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy www.cbsnews.com/news/joni-er...
RFK is not warring Covid. His task is to kill Americans. Please, judge Trump and his hirelings by what they do. Trump loves Russians. Russians hate Americans. So Trump kills Americans. This is intentional murder. Please fight back.
Woke judges strike again! Thank GOD!! @nationalzero.com nationalzero.com/2025/08/29/n...
This got an audible laugh out of me. “Please let us break the law so we don’t look like gigantic morons please”
"I'm tired of this crap. Where's my cocaine and natural health supplement hand bag?"
Yes. But no if you're KKKaroline... you know... because she's always an angel of the state. Hey, Keith... if you're in a mental ward with a restraint vest on, can you wear a cross on the inside of the vest, you know, for safety reasons?
They want to "reverse time" - perfect utility to flash their narrative! Oh yeah, and the beheading executioners wore black masks. Get some of the excess from the ICE initiative to save $.
Guess "Johnson" is his name for a reason.
Oh, and yeah, he knows shit. In his position, there's no point in hindering/helping investigative processes unless you're directly involved or FEEL directly involved.
Guess it's time to find out how low your polls can go. I'm betting 28% approve after more cover-ups. Maybe 30%. Kind of an interesting indicator of who is blindly loyal and/or stupid - the approval rating number should be a +/-1% dead-on at this point to indicate the savable and lost population.
Mike Johnson makes clear that when Congress returns next week he's going to work tirelessly to cover up the Epstein files
The recent US terrorist attack that left 2 children dead, 17 victims injured at a Minnesota Catholic school, likely a Russian operation. The attacker frequented Russian social media, wore an FSB patch, and wrote a Cyrillic manifesto.
"The mainstream press is still in self-flagellation mode over how they purportedly 'ignored' Biden’s decline. (In reality, they never stopped talking about.) But this soul-searching is apparently only backward looking and exclusive to Democratic presidents." — @playtyperguy.com
FOX: *plays clip of Gavin Newsom pointing out that crime is higher in Louisiana than in California* FOX: Your response? MIKE JOHNSON: He needs to go an govern his state and not be engaging in this