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@onetortuga.bsky.social

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

I posted a Tweet pointing out that White People makeup 83% of the UK, but commit 88% of the sex offences. And almost all of the replies were morons asking me if I knew what per capita meant. It's funny and it's sad.

7/9/2025, 4:42:00 PM | 144 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist? Like if he is. RT if he is a traitor.

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3/9/2025, 9:08:55 PM | 1192 647 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

The man who has put up the most England flags in Manchester was caught in 2016 trying to smuggle 4 Vietnamese people into the UK. Now he is out of prison hanging up flags. Any old grift.

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30/8/2025, 10:04:52 PM | 552 241 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

#Cantona

30/8/2025, 10:56:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

Will he organise a crisis to distract the meeeja you bet.

29/8/2025, 9:11:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@fucktheracists.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 3:18:01 AM | 1141 503 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

Shoe floating in river Taff
25/8/2025, 2:30:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

Virgin has managed to ruin my evening. #Virginfailure

15/8/2025, 8:16:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

Everything is 'at scale and pace' these days. I thought they were quite amusing.#haleandpace #tvcomedy

29/7/2025, 7:06:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

Did Ingerland win something. I think we should be told.

28/7/2025, 9:04:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

I wonder what Ms Maxwell will be offered to forget what she knows. #JeffreyEpstein #trump #GOP

22/7/2025, 5:35:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

The end of an argument #scouser in Pontypridd.

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19/7/2025, 8:10:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

I photograph mine in Pontypridd cemetery!

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11/7/2025, 10:21:11 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

Swan and cygnets on the Montgomery canal.

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10/7/2025, 3:43:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

Good evening from the Montgomery canal.

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9/7/2025, 7:44:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

Substitute bought for funded.

2/7/2025, 5:27:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Imagine what this woman and her family went through. All for what?

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2/6/2025, 6:24:22 PM | 7800 2139 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

Greta Thunberg is right.

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2/6/2025, 1:44:04 PM | 792 152 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

Does he have a petard?

2/6/2025, 1:01:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝓡𝓪𝔂 (@raysoto15.bsky.social) reposted

🤣🤣🤣

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31/5/2025, 1:44:07 AM | 120 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liberal Tarot by Sherri (@tarotbysherri.bsky.social) reposted

🤣😂🤣😂

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30/5/2025, 6:51:56 PM | 168 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted

decades-long manhunt finally ends

Waldo/Wally being led away by two police officers.
29/5/2025, 12:29:59 PM | 19517 2716 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

Self made man.

29/5/2025, 1:16:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

The Far Right on Twitter. "Release the details of the suspect now." "No that's the wrong 'type' of suspect why did you release it so fast?"

27/5/2025, 9:29:43 AM | 270 72 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/5/2025, 9:03:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

YNWA.

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25/5/2025, 2:51:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

Grey day by Lake Mälaren.

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23/5/2025, 8:17:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/5/2025, 5:02:11 PM | 977 345 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

Gary Lineker has been fired from the BBC because he spoke out about Palestine. #iSupportGary Lets get it trending

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19/5/2025, 11:25:52 AM | 1263 519 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

We need to stop messing around and just Rejoin the Single Market and get a fortune every single day. It is what 86% of people want.

17/5/2025, 12:32:58 PM | 240 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted

New American Pope Definitely Doesn’t Sound Supportive Of MAGA!

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17/5/2025, 8:51:19 PM | 2069 785 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

Man City and Arsenal are two unlucky teams. 😆😆

17/5/2025, 5:32:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd this how Trump got his economic policy together?

16/5/2025, 6:45:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn.bsky.social) reposted

The problems in our society are not caused by migrants or refugees. They are caused by an economic system rigged in favour of corporations and billionaires. If the government wanted to improve people’s lives, it would tax the rich and build an economy that works for us all.

12/5/2025, 8:25:24 AM | 2528 754 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Van Nguyen (@deanvannguyen.bsky.social) reposted

Cardinal Benitez after listening to Tedesco's religious war speech in the Vatican City conclave

7/5/2025, 9:45:34 AM | 57 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RSPB (@rspb.bsky.social) reposted

Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.

This photograph captures Sir David Attenborough seated outdoors on the rugged terrain of Skomer Island. Behind him, the ocean and coastal cliffs form a scenic backdrop under a clear sky. Sir David, dressed in a khaki jacket and light trousers, looks towards the camera with a gentle expression, exuding a sense of warmth, calm, and wisdom. Around him, puffins can be seen flying and perched on the rocky ground, illuminated in rays of golden sunlight as the sun sets behind the cliffs.
8/5/2025, 7:09:47 AM | 43596 8053 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

Nooooooo shit Sherlock.

6/5/2025, 5:49:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

What the hell does this bitch think he has spent his life doing?

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5/5/2025, 6:04:53 PM | 137 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Al Jazeera English (@aljazeera.com) reposted

A group of pro-Palestinian activists in Japan staged a die-in protest in Tokyo’s Ginza district against Israel’s war on Gaza.

5/5/2025, 12:33:47 PM | 1004 268 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

Stakes are for vampires. Silver bullets are for werewolves. Rejoining the EU is for Nigel Farage.

4/5/2025, 10:59:02 AM | 133 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

It's called dogging in the UK.

4/5/2025, 7:56:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/5/2025, 9:57:36 PM | 36943 8187 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

How?

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Profile picture Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted

I'm with Mark Hamill, who's with us? 🤔

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2/5/2025, 7:51:55 PM | 17435 3479 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RaiderLee 🏈 🇬🇧 🏟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 IDIC🖖 (@raiderlee.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Popular People's Front for the Liberation of Judea ... Splitters !

1/5/2025, 11:34:08 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

Who will whisper 'memento mori' in his ear?

2/5/2025, 7:19:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

The Fuhrer wants a Nuremberg style parade on his birthday.

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1/5/2025, 11:46:01 PM | 10717 3061 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Alternate headline: Trump Surrenders Again - Shows World He’s Weak, Indecisive, and Stupid.

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29/4/2025, 8:58:52 PM | 3386 743 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jessica Grene (@jgrenewriter.bsky.social) reposted

These monster cars are so fecking unnecessary in Dublin city. jrnl.ie/6691454

30/4/2025, 5:19:41 PM | 149 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Rees (@reviewwales.bsky.social) reposted

Vampire caught unawares by sudden British heatwave. 🧛‍♂️🌞

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28/4/2025, 7:19:48 PM | 2784 1088 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

Talking out of their arses and their breath is smelling.

27/4/2025, 6:42:49 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

Now your president.

27/4/2025, 3:23:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Biggie (@biggienotsmalls.bsky.social) reposted

Its almost like EVERYTHING the GOP says and does is a CONFESSION huh?.......

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27/4/2025, 12:49:44 PM | 1565 414 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Trump has been caught making millions pumping a meme coin in exchange for dinner with him and a tour of the White House. This is not only unethical, it’s ILLEGAL.

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27/4/2025, 9:41:51 AM | 5957 1264 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

No shit Sherlock!

27/4/2025, 8:02:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Your pissed off grandma (@anomaly100.bsky.social) reposted

Who did this? 😂

27/4/2025, 12:22:42 AM | 21669 4580 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

Self-made man. Great job if you wanted an arse hole.

24/4/2025, 12:11:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Whaley Queen of the Woke (@simonwhale.bsky.social) reposted

😂😂😂🫣 #lfc #arsenal

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Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

I looked in a mirror and saw a turtle.

24/4/2025, 7:35:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted

for my entire life i have simply never understood how anyone reading this can be convinced this is an antisemitic statement

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22/4/2025, 5:47:59 PM | 16539 2300 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

Gary Lineker has said he is leaving Match of the Day because he felt the BBC wanted him to leave over his support for Palestine. If you support Gary, like. If you support Palestine, RT! He should not be forced out for speaking the truth, even if the BBC don't want to hear it.

22/4/2025, 2:49:10 PM | 734 351 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

Elon Musk says he is quitting politics after the 'bullying' he received online from 'the left'. Well done guys. Now lets try get him off Twitter.

21/4/2025, 11:01:50 PM | 353 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Schneider (@biologistdan.bsky.social) reposted

I was talking to a friend who said Harvard was suing Trump over the spending cuts. This is a bad way to say it. Harvard is suing the Federal Government. It's not Trump's money. It's the people's money. It's dangerous to equate Trump AS the government.

21/4/2025, 10:53:00 PM | 77 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

I always look forward to funerals too. Good times.

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Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

Keeping your head down just so you are not mistaken for an american.

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Profile picture Karly Kingsley (@karlykingsley.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes I think that Trump attempted to cheat in the 2020 election, and that’s why he thinks people “cheated” or it was “stolen.” There’s no other explanation, and to be throwing a temper tantrum on a holiday in 2025 over it is the mark of someone who is truly unwell.

From a Trump tweet: Incompetent President, a man who had absolutely no idea what he was doing -- But to him, and to the person that ran and manipulated the Auto Pen (perhaps our REAL President!), and to all of the people who CHEATED in the 2020 Presidential Election in order to get this highly destructive Moron Elected, I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very Happy Easter!
20/4/2025, 5:12:20 PM | 248 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd.bsky.social) reposted

Rip Chief Pontiac, Odawa leader, died this day 1769. "They came with a Bible and their religion, stole our land, and crushed our spirit, and now tell us we should be thankful to the Lord for being saved."

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Profile picture Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted

This Is Just One Of The Things The Criminal Should Be Impeached For….

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20/4/2025, 11:29:39 AM | 8129 1564 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Gillie (@martingillie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

bsky.app/profile/numb...

21/4/2025, 10:26:32 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dom Ervolina (@dominicervolina.com) reposted

Swing and a miss

Vice President JD Vance @VP Follow Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health.
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Profile picture James O’Brien (@mrjamesob.bsky.social) reposted

He’s got away with untold crimes, lies & offences. He’s achieved the highest office in the land. Twice. He’s lining his pockets on an industrial scale & persecuting his enemies for fun. But he’s still a miserable, bitter, humourless & furious man. Because deep inside, he knows *exactly* who he is.

Donald Trump’s unhinged & hate-filled Easter message.
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Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

Unhinged.

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Profile picture Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump is big mad at Senator Chris Van Hollen for shining a spotlight on his morally bankrupt and anti-Constitutional administration. The irony of this D-list reality “star” screeching about being a grandstander is rich. 🍿

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Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

“Helping ensure our country is viewed as a force not to be reckoned with.”

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Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

This is where we are headed. If you don’t believe me, ask what basis the government had to send me and my family to a prison camp in Arkansas. We “looked like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.”

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Profile picture Whaley Queen of the Woke (@simonwhale.bsky.social) reposted

Elons not having a good time of it recently

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Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Well played.

Split image showing White House Secretary Karoline Leavitt wearing a red dress next to a screenshot of the same dress for sale online labeled as made in China, with a caption claiming the Chinese embassy mocked her for boycotting Chinese goods while wearing Chinese-made clothing.
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Profile picture Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted

Accurate And Very Well Done….

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Profile picture Brian Moore (@brianmoore666.bsky.social) reposted

This...

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Profile picture Bizze 🇩🇰🇺🇦🇪🇺 #NAFO #OrcToaster (@bizze666.bsky.social) reposted

youtu.be/qfZVu0alU0I?...

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Profile picture Whaley Queen of the Woke (@simonwhale.bsky.social) reposted

#lfc

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Profile picture Bad Boy 🔻 of Mandalore 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🇮🇷 (@dindjarinsway.bsky.social) reposted

Got to love Celtic fans. #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 #Fromtherivertothesea

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Profile picture Whaley Queen of the Woke (@simonwhale.bsky.social) reposted

🫡😂

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Profile picture Rowdy Rebel (@rowdyrebel.bsky.social) reposted

Love ya work, Finland 🇫🇮 💖

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Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

First day of the holidays and I've come to the conclusion. If we took the cars away from teachers there would be no road congestion.

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Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)

Listening to Dave Brubeck....only so I can look over my shoulder and say 'Nice' after each track.

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Profile picture Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted

MASSIVE crowd joins Bernie Sanders and AOC. RALLY AGAISNT OLIGARCHY!!!! WE THE PEOPLE ARE READY FOR IT. 🇺🇸🗽✊🏼✊🏽✊🏻✊🏿✊🏾

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12/4/2025, 10:27:18 PM | 4387 1175 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent

Who would want to be a citizen of USA?

13/4/2025, 7:21:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Underwood 🇺🇦 🦋 (@robertunderwood.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

F Israel

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