onetortuga.bsky.social
@onetortuga.bsky.social
created November 16, 2024
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BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
I posted a Tweet pointing out that White People makeup 83% of the UK, but commit 88% of the sex offences. And almost all of the replies were morons asking me if I knew what per capita meant. It's funny and it's sad.
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist? Like if he is. RT if he is a traitor.
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
The man who has put up the most England flags in Manchester was caught in 2016 trying to smuggle 4 Vietnamese people into the UK. Now he is out of prison hanging up flags. Any old grift.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
#Cantona
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
Will he organise a crisis to distract the meeeja you bet.
Paul (@fucktheracists.bsky.social) reposted
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
Virgin has managed to ruin my evening. #Virginfailure
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
Everything is 'at scale and pace' these days. I thought they were quite amusing.#haleandpace #tvcomedy
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
Did Ingerland win something. I think we should be told.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
I wonder what Ms Maxwell will be offered to forget what she knows. #JeffreyEpstein #trump #GOP
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
The end of an argument #scouser in Pontypridd.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
I photograph mine in Pontypridd cemetery!
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
Swan and cygnets on the Montgomery canal.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
Good evening from the Montgomery canal.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
Substitute bought for funded.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine what this woman and her family went through. All for what?
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
Greta Thunberg is right.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he have a petard?
𝓡𝓪𝔂 (@raysoto15.bsky.social) reposted
🤣🤣🤣
Liberal Tarot by Sherri (@tarotbysherri.bsky.social) reposted
🤣😂🤣😂
Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted
decades-long manhunt finally ends
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
Self made man.
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
The Far Right on Twitter. "Release the details of the suspect now." "No that's the wrong 'type' of suspect why did you release it so fast?"
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
YNWA.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
Grey day by Lake Mälaren.
Jennifer Taylor (@jtaylor27.bsky.social) reposted
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
Gary Lineker has been fired from the BBC because he spoke out about Palestine. #iSupportGary Lets get it trending
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
We need to stop messing around and just Rejoin the Single Market and get a fortune every single day. It is what 86% of people want.
Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted
New American Pope Definitely Doesn’t Sound Supportive Of MAGA!
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
Man City and Arsenal are two unlucky teams. 😆😆
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd this how Trump got his economic policy together?
Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn.bsky.social) reposted
The problems in our society are not caused by migrants or refugees. They are caused by an economic system rigged in favour of corporations and billionaires. If the government wanted to improve people’s lives, it would tax the rich and build an economy that works for us all.
Dean Van Nguyen (@deanvannguyen.bsky.social) reposted
Cardinal Benitez after listening to Tedesco's religious war speech in the Vatican City conclave
RSPB (@rspb.bsky.social) reposted
Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
Nooooooo shit Sherlock.
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
What the hell does this bitch think he has spent his life doing?
Al Jazeera English (@aljazeera.com) reposted
A group of pro-Palestinian activists in Japan staged a die-in protest in Tokyo’s Ginza district against Israel’s war on Gaza.
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
Stakes are for vampires. Silver bullets are for werewolves. Rejoining the EU is for Nigel Farage.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
It's called dogging in the UK.
Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
How?
Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted
I'm with Mark Hamill, who's with us? 🤔
RaiderLee 🏈 🇬🇧 🏟🏴🏏🏴 IDIC🖖 (@raiderlee.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Popular People's Front for the Liberation of Judea ... Splitters !
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
Who will whisper 'memento mori' in his ear?
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
The Fuhrer wants a Nuremberg style parade on his birthday.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Alternate headline: Trump Surrenders Again - Shows World He’s Weak, Indecisive, and Stupid.
Jessica Grene (@jgrenewriter.bsky.social) reposted
These monster cars are so fecking unnecessary in Dublin city. jrnl.ie/6691454
Mark Rees (@reviewwales.bsky.social) reposted
Vampire caught unawares by sudden British heatwave. 🧛♂️🌞
Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
Talking out of their arses and their breath is smelling.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
Now your president.
Biggie (@biggienotsmalls.bsky.social) reposted
Its almost like EVERYTHING the GOP says and does is a CONFESSION huh?.......
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
Trump has been caught making millions pumping a meme coin in exchange for dinner with him and a tour of the White House. This is not only unethical, it’s ILLEGAL.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
No shit Sherlock!
Your pissed off grandma (@anomaly100.bsky.social) reposted
Who did this? 😂
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
Self-made man. Great job if you wanted an arse hole.
Whaley Queen of the Woke (@simonwhale.bsky.social) reposted
😂😂😂🫣 #lfc #arsenal
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
I looked in a mirror and saw a turtle.
onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted
for my entire life i have simply never understood how anyone reading this can be convinced this is an antisemitic statement
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
Gary Lineker has said he is leaving Match of the Day because he felt the BBC wanted him to leave over his support for Palestine. If you support Gary, like. If you support Palestine, RT! He should not be forced out for speaking the truth, even if the BBC don't want to hear it.
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
Elon Musk says he is quitting politics after the 'bullying' he received online from 'the left'. Well done guys. Now lets try get him off Twitter.
Daniel Schneider (@biologistdan.bsky.social) reposted
I was talking to a friend who said Harvard was suing Trump over the spending cuts. This is a bad way to say it. Harvard is suing the Federal Government. It's not Trump's money. It's the people's money. It's dangerous to equate Trump AS the government.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
I always look forward to funerals too. Good times.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
Keeping your head down just so you are not mistaken for an american.
Karly Kingsley (@karlykingsley.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes I think that Trump attempted to cheat in the 2020 election, and that’s why he thinks people “cheated” or it was “stolen.” There’s no other explanation, and to be throwing a temper tantrum on a holiday in 2025 over it is the mark of someone who is truly unwell.
Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd.bsky.social) reposted
Rip Chief Pontiac, Odawa leader, died this day 1769. "They came with a Bible and their religion, stole our land, and crushed our spirit, and now tell us we should be thankful to the Lord for being saved."
Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted
This Is Just One Of The Things The Criminal Should Be Impeached For….
Martin Gillie (@martingillie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
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Dom Ervolina (@dominicervolina.com) reposted
Swing and a miss
James O’Brien (@mrjamesob.bsky.social) reposted
He’s got away with untold crimes, lies & offences. He’s achieved the highest office in the land. Twice. He’s lining his pockets on an industrial scale & persecuting his enemies for fun. But he’s still a miserable, bitter, humourless & furious man. Because deep inside, he knows *exactly* who he is.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
Unhinged.
Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump is big mad at Senator Chris Van Hollen for shining a spotlight on his morally bankrupt and anti-Constitutional administration. The irony of this D-list reality “star” screeching about being a grandstander is rich. 🍿
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
“Helping ensure our country is viewed as a force not to be reckoned with.”
Theprogressive (@treadres.bsky.social) reposted
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
This is where we are headed. If you don’t believe me, ask what basis the government had to send me and my family to a prison camp in Arkansas. We “looked like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.”
Whaley Queen of the Woke (@simonwhale.bsky.social) reposted
Elons not having a good time of it recently
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
Well played.
Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted
Accurate And Very Well Done….
Brian Moore (@brianmoore666.bsky.social) reposted
This...
Bizze 🇩🇰🇺🇦🇪🇺 #NAFO #OrcToaster (@bizze666.bsky.social) reposted
youtu.be/qfZVu0alU0I?...
Whaley Queen of the Woke (@simonwhale.bsky.social) reposted
Whaley Queen of the Woke (@simonwhale.bsky.social) reposted
#lfc
Bad Boy 🔻 of Mandalore 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🇮🇷 (@dindjarinsway.bsky.social) reposted
Got to love Celtic fans. #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 #Fromtherivertothesea
Whaley Queen of the Woke (@simonwhale.bsky.social) reposted
🫡😂
Rowdy Rebel (@rowdyrebel.bsky.social) reposted
Love ya work, Finland 🇫🇮 💖
Paul (@fucktheracists.bsky.social) reposted
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
First day of the holidays and I've come to the conclusion. If we took the cars away from teachers there would be no road congestion.
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social)
Listening to Dave Brubeck....only so I can look over my shoulder and say 'Nice' after each track.
Sheila Rayyan (@sheilarayyanart.bsky.social) reposted
Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted
MASSIVE crowd joins Bernie Sanders and AOC. RALLY AGAISNT OLIGARCHY!!!! WE THE PEOPLE ARE READY FOR IT. 🇺🇸🗽✊🏼✊🏽✊🏻✊🏿✊🏾
onetortuga.bsky.social (@onetortuga.bsky.social) reply parent
Who would want to be a citizen of USA?
Robert Underwood 🇺🇦 🦋 (@robertunderwood.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
F Israel
Whaley Queen of the Woke (@simonwhale.bsky.social) reposted