It's crazy that people think we need more conservatives (they would never have a good time here) when we really need more shitposters and anime fans. I think that would round out this website.
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It's crazy that people think we need more conservatives (they would never have a good time here) when we really need more shitposters and anime fans. I think that would round out this website.
I'm just saying, people thought Tumblr died after the porn ban, and it's still there.
Produce the bodies, be they alive or dead.
As long as we’re talking about Space Command: RELEASE THE UFO FILES. (I’m kind of joking but kind of not because I’m really curious about what they contain, lol.)
Red pandas use their bushy tails as blankets to keep warm in the chilly mountain climate! Credits to @redpanda.world #RedPanda #CuteAnimals #WildlifeConservation #PandaLove
i will never forgive them for making the computer bad at math
Is the framerate part of the show?
I think this is one of the few times in the series where they put their plumbing skills to use.
‘Adamant’ and ‘diamond’ are related. Both are from 'adámas,' a Greek word that means “material of extreme hardness.” 'Adamantium' is a virtually indestructible man-made steel alloy controversially used in the Weapon X Program.
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
In case you are wondering what is going on today at WaPo and Democracy Docket.
I had no problem until I saw that the DNC pays her $8000 a month
This flower is called "Queen of the Night." It blossoms only at night once a year.
Some new street art spotted in DC 🤣
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row
when i keep hearing people say that we have to organize and fight for another 50 years so the generation after i die can live in a postcapitalist society
Ahmed can’t keep an account on here but wanted to show people what is happening in his neighborhood that he’s trying to evacuate from chuffed.org/project/1426...
It says in the Communist Manifesto that you can’t be a leftist if you do hypnotherapy. Sorry.
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
Honestly this is great local journalism that I want to know about
I just saw an article that said a CEO that stole a hat from a kid at a tennis event was the most hated man in America. I feel like that's forgeting someone.
Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.
Ethnically?
me: “this edible ain’t shit” also me, just 45 minutes later:
The flaw in everyone who makes a Bluesky bad post is that they come to the conclusion that making the site better involves importing people with centrist politics to talk politics when the actual truthful answer is that we need less politics and more goofs but that’s difficult when the world sucks
Nate silver has opinions so bad he hit trending in under two hours
So Nigerians had to deal with two entire movies of Tails talking like that?
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
happy labor day! all value is created by labor and all profit is stolen.
This is Spud. She was offered a stick of celery today and took personal offense to that. 12/10 (IG: spud.the.cryptid)
Blueskys core audience is liberal and leftist users and they are the ones driving much of the posting activity. If the platform shifts to accommodate right wing users that base is likely to migrate back to other sites leaving Bluesky without its main draw. This is the niche it fills.
I swear to god at this point the deportations are the main event and the Epstein files are the distraction
Bro what the fuck is this? They really filmed this movie and said, “yes, even more of these” (seizure warning)
I just pressed a crosswalk button and it activated instantly
First time going to cold stone
Trump's contribution to our politics was exposing that conservatives don't care about any of the principles they've said are sacrosanct for 100 years, and all they wanted was to be openly evil instead of circuitously evil. The Democrats who win will be the ones who understand this and act like it
Hyperreal opposition party: it only matters if they look like they are resisting
Someone made this manually
CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot. Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.
Are conservatives allergic to normal opinions?
These have to be bots
I got blocked before I even woke up. What did I do to you?
Finally, someone knows what they’re talking about.
And speaking of cyber bullying Donald Trump, all their jokes are stale. I’ll be passing out mutes like Halloween candy until this is over.
I think I saw someone on Threads say that Trump supporters were pushing the death rumors to distract from the Epstein files. He doesn’t need to distract us from that. He controls the files, we can’t make him release them by cyber bullying him about it.
Why the fuck do liberals think everything is a distraction?
We didn’t make him leave
I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
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"the revolution will not be televised" originates from a speech lenin gave in 1917, astutely identifying that the television had not yet been invented
melania constantly refreshing the tl
Undertale
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
I’ve unironically seen someone say this about him.
The phrase “Meta Ethics” showed up on my trending tab which got me super excited because hey maybe a new grounding for moral truth was discovered. But no, just some bullshit about Meta and Taylor Swift. Not a single illuminating conceptual analysis in sight. How dare they appropriate our words. SMDH
Someone said Mitch McConnell died last night and I went on a wild goose chase.
The brand fall-off of Twitter is pissing me off again. It's one of the few websites to have an official verb for using it, and Elon threw it away and said "A tweet will now be called an X" and then said free speech means Nazism is up for debate. What the fuck.
This happens every time someone mentions otters.
“Meta says its own AI created inappropriate images, violating its policies” what the fuck
Wait wait wait -- if the president dies in office and the VP takes over, the Speaker of the House does not just become vice president. The new president nominates a vice president who must then be confirmed by both houses. Please stop talking about Vice President Mike Johnson.
'Just Give Me The Damn Sepak Takraw Ball'
she said that “black” with a hard r
seeing the "brand new, next generation, super futuristic" acela cars fitted with usb A ports is making the US look so washed
Imagine you’re on a date and they use their toe to unlock their iPad
the harsh realization that every single administration hire is one of the shittiest unqualified mediocre people in the world
please contact me if you control "dark money" and want to pay me to promote high rise trousers, walkable neighborhoods, and adopting shelter animals
i accidentally fused two emojis to make a mr beast emoji and it won’t let me delete it
So in this analogy it's more like someone set their neighbor's house on fire and it spread to their own house.
if you want to convince me someone is Bad you shouldn't lead with 1. The time they personally slighted you 2. Their tastes in pornography like sorry but I'm just gonna turn off. I'd say 'Lead with what I should care about' but in most cases they think that's what they're doing
i watched the disturbing video that's supposedly from the Minneapolis shooter and (with the caveat that it seems real but i've not seen confirmation of that) what seems clear is that more and more of the people who commit these acts do not have comprehensible politics, in fact that may be the point
Hi, immunologist here: (a scientist who studies immune & inflammatory processes) RFK Jr is talking absolute bullshit when he says he can “see in kids faces that they have inflammation” That’s NOT how immunology works. He is an anti-science profiteer. Start calling him such.
🦝❤️ I've been wanting this for months
HOA sues Tesla after Cybertruck accidentally downloaded experimental "Fettuccine Mode" turning local family into "long, thin ribbons of gore" exacerbating area's bobcat problem
After using AI for Visual effects inevitably doesn't work, he'll have to do things the old fashioned way (spend insane amounts of money on VFX because he's James Cameron, it's his entire thing.)
Microsoft's Clippy didn't deserve all the abuse he got. He was only trying to help. You could even disable him at any time if he got too irritating, which is more than you can say about a lot of modern software features.
cishet white fellas be like: