The National Guardners
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The National Guardners
Herr Mueller needs to go. He is a cancerous boil on trump’s ass.
Sheriff Ed Tom Bell for president.
THIS truly breaks my heart…..and the US Air Force is going to go along with this????
I hope we find out where her final resting place is, so we can go show her the proper respect.
@billamend.bsky.social
Chicago: “We don’t need the National Guard.” Also Chicago: “But if they'll shovel our sidewalks in February, we can talk.”
Need to light that shit up with paintball
I dare you to throw it. Whole wheat, mayo and mustard?
This rectal polyp is way more handsome and benign than that ghastly Stage 12 malignancy next it to it.
We were promised jet packs.
Healed by Jesus (not Jesús)
Rollback will be changed to Fuckedup
A different kind of NPR driveway moment.
Guy doesn’t even have a license. Only thing he drives is a golf cart
Hopefully Ginny will ask Clarence to look bring up Loving v. Virginia, which legalized interracial marriage.
That’s what it feels like.
Our new normal
That’s hilarious!
You know he’s happy. Thinking about teenage girls. These men should have been stopped back in FL w Acosta and Bondi. Acosta has some ‘splaining to do if you ask me. Of course no one thought it was important for all these years? Umm hmm.
But can we trust the data? Fire the head of USDA estimators
You’d lose weight quickly because you’d throw up every time you got near the refrigerator.
Schumer could write a sternly-worded letter
This action is a pure distraction from the Trump Ebstein files! What an insult to majority of the American population!
Love the “AI driven” bullshit. What the fuck does that even mean?
I certainly hope that trump lives long enough to get what he deserves.
Spray a can or two of gold Rust-Oleum and you’d bring it up to date.
Thank you for your attention while I’m holding up Sydney Sweeney’s ad with one hand
Guy at the airport wearing “Gulf of America, since 2025.” Why would you advertise that you’re an idiot?
Might as well write Dum Shit l
It’s not about his paralysis, he’s just an asshole.
I think they’ll spur America into a “Golden Girls Age.”
You’d think they’d offer him that to go away www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
He’ll be in the cabinet as head of Child and Family Services in no time
She caught him pants down, holding up a copy of Project 2025 with one hand?
A woman in Florida is suing Smart Water for not making her smart and today I'm filing a lawsuit against Thin Mints.
There will be a Women’s Room, a Men’s Room, and a Young Girls Room.
Make fun of the Orange Shitstain Pedoman MORE.
Pass on CBS
This could be the cover of the program at the first performance at the Melania Trump Opera House.
And…she had her baby out of wedlock! The horror! A doctor in Tennessee might have refused to treat her.
Did you know?
What a cuck. Homan Goring.
Fucking hypocrites all of them.
A very close race just north of Denver. I’m sick of being lied to! coloradonewsline.com/2025/07/22/u...
“Person, man, woman, tv, camera”
It’s called, Our Children Have 11 Toes.
Miller sits in a darkened room with his pants down, holding up a picture of trump with one hand.
Or she comes out feet first. Watch for another missing three minutes.
Two things to keep in mind on the Trump administration reaching out to Ghislaine Maxwell: 1. The only way she will reveal anything is if she is offered a pardon or commutation of her sentence 2. The only way Trump will offer her a pardon is if she exonerates him and implicates people he hates
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Nice dig on Little Marco at the end.
Russia was never a hoax The 2020 election wasn’t stolen Tariffs are a tax on you Haitians didn’t eat pets The Epstein files exist
If only we’d been warned beforehand!
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
CBS: The Tiffany network, as they called themselves, is now the Tiffany Trump network.
I had a dog that wore down his teeth that way, chewing on rocks.
Lauren Sanchez Bozos is now writing the headlines
Colbert for president. It’s working in Ukraine!
I was psyched reading this letter, until I got to the cc
Was hoping this was Trump’s heart rhythm in fibrillation, but then I realized you have to have a heart
Trump: release the grand jury testimony. (6 weeks later) Bondi: the grand jury testimony is on my desk. (6 months later) Bondi: there was no grand jury.
Scary someone is that far down the rabbit hole.
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives
I’m guessing teachers are a lot smarter, and still have their pride, so they got that going for them
THIS BOILS MY BLOOD❗️ Florida... You better make some noise on this! July 17th all over the country we are protesting again for Good Trouble Lives On ~ find your protest at mobilize.us.
The moratorium I proposed 11 days ago still has not gone into effect, despite overwhelming evidence that it is justified.
I still have my copy from 1976 undergrad English class. Truly timeless.
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
"Illegal" is an adjective, not a noun.
Imagine being commander-in-chief of the world’s largest military and still being afraid of Rosie O’Donnell.
Rosie O’Donnell responds to Trump with a photo of him and Epstein and this fabulous post 🇮🇪✊🏼 #Trump #O'Donnell #Donald #USA
I’m seeing many reposts of Donald Trump’s demented distraction from the Jeffrey Epstein mess about Rosie O’Donnell. What I’m not seeing is her sassy response. Here it is:
Does Hungary have Christo-fascism? At least we have that going for us.
Homan Goring
Time for her career to gonna die
Amazing. Again, thank you!
Thank you for doing this!
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“All proceeds will go to my cancer charity run by my son Eric.”
#CowardButtlick
Fredericton and #NewBrunswick peeps! @kevinhearne.bsky.social is coming to town! On Tuesday, July 22, Kevin will be at Westminster Books on York St. for a meet/greet/booksigning. Come and meet a great writer and (by all accounts) all around good dude. westminster.bookmarkreads.ca/events/29604...
Published in 1995, Umberto Eco’s list of 14 hallmarks of fascism—what he called Ur-fascism or “eternal fascism”—is a chilling warning of where we are. Be aware. Be a patriot. Be involved in your democracy.
I Thoreauly agree.
That’s Epstein with Joe Biden.
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