got to this part, burst out laughing and said "you fucking moron" out loud
got to this part, burst out laughing and said "you fucking moron" out loud
guys, it’s gonna be something bad. like every other announcement.
mail in votes -are- paper ballots
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FUCK THIS GUY.
Being trans is so old it was spelled with ſ
is it a panic attack when your anxiety shuts you down and you can’t bring yourself to do anything? what if you are a freeze person in the fight/flight/freeze spectrum?
I don't know that I care what causes autism. I think they should put more energy into what causes narcissism and try to find a cure for that.
We are fucked when they make their way inland
I will always think it's weird to make ice cream with eggs. that's frozen custard my friends.
maybe i’ve asked this before but when did everybody starting backing into parking spots? i find it’s usually easier to back out than back in, i just don’t get it.
just watched the bone lake trailer and I'm pretty confused about why a couple would rent a fucking mansion just for the 2 of them? that seems crazy.
the idea that this is a complicated or uncomfortable question is absurd.
meeting a couple for the first time: So who is the Wallace and who is the Gromit?
me: why do i feel crazy all the time? later me: oh
we are completely reliant on them!
i’ve been handwriting the work ‘pumpkin’ a lot and it is hard not to write ‘pumpking’
our business is dealing with a business that is incredibly (and i think purposefully) understaffed and i wanna text joe “we’re cooked” regarding it but I don’t wanna stress him out. so i wrote it here.
wow
The craziest thing about this mcguinness blvd bike lane bribery story to me is that the street redesign would likely not have actually impacted these freaks or their business in any way. nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/08/22/r...
do they say why dems shouldn’t say them?
i think people need a refresher on what constitutes a Distraction. the cracker barrel logo thing (zero stakes, obviously invented controversy) is a Distraction. the ongoing military occupation of washington dc (ample footage of random delivery drivers being violently detained by feds) is not
they can’t use them like tentacles though. i think they are basically warts!
it wouldn’t be such a problem except my job is climbing ladders and lifting/moving boxes so i get extra hot.
my work rents like 6 different units in this office park, each with their own a/c unit. i spend all of my time in two of the units. guess which are the only 2 where the a/c never really works. one is totally dead. the other is a too small unit for the space but we can’t afford to replace it.
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did my pt recommended stretches. seemed to have pulled a muscle in my neck.
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cuomo says decriminalizing prostitution would bring nyc back to the 'bad old days of times square', a time when, famously, prostitution was still completely illegal/criminalized. sex work is work. owning property (being a landlord) is not work. which one should be illegal?
i’m a real sleepy motherfucker
the entire concept of "betraying" a politician by not voting for them is so completely ridiculous. how the fuck did we get here
i know i’ve said this ad infinitum on here but POLITICIANS WORK FOR US. WE PAY THEM WITH OUR TAX DOLLARS TO WORK FOR US. IT IS THEIR JOB TO LISTEN TO OUR CONCERNS AND REPRESENT US AS THEIR CONSTITUENTS. THINKING OF IT ANY OTHER WAY IS POLITICS AS FANDOM
These JNCO brand condoms are terrible. I’m spilling cum everywhere!
same
ok that is pretty great
they say not to be anxious about things you can’t control but if i could control it i wouldn’t be anxious about it
It's always been genocide in Palestine. Waiting until it's complete to call it that is complicity.
i hate him so much. he gives no shits about nyc, not to even mention poor people. he just walks money and power.
i don’t know how people wear lanyard badges all the time for work. I only wear them a few days a month and they are so fucking in the way and get caught on everything.
the evidence seems to dispute your assertion.
what’s the theory?
it is but everything is upside down and backwards!
they’re selling halloween candy at acme already
i think about this band name semi regularly
referring to thc-infused beverages at "non-alcoholic" is reckless
my friend and i laughed a -lot- during Kids (we were 16/17) and the other people in the theater were very much not.
genuinely crazy shit. www.pillarcatholic.com/p/yeti-blood...
serpico in 7th grade for some reason.
anyone remember if the army/navy store on 5th or 6th ave somewhere around 14th street had a sign that said "a peaceful army navy store" or "a friendly army navy store"? either way I miss them.
my mom, whose dad was from ireland, always says dicaprio can’t play irish because he doesn’t have that turn from a sweet face to scary angry violent person on a dime ‘thing’ that apparently irish people do.
she’s not saying people are buying the clothes because of the eugenics reference. she’s saying the ad is helping to normalize eugenics ideas (that there are bad genes).
if buttigieg doesn’t want to drive a wedge between democratic voters, he could speak out on behalf of trans athletes instead of against them.
Considering how underdeveloped Hudson County was in the early 2000s, I have to wonder: how empty were those trains? 8 TPH to a lot of vacant lots and low-density development is a _ton_ of service. Meanwhile 3 TPH to areas that have experienced meteoric growth in the past decade is shameful.
A lot has happened to PATH in the past 25 years -- 9/11, major construction work, COVID, etc. But consistent across all of these events have been ensuing reductions in off-pk service levels: since 2005, the number of PATH trips crossing the Hudson on Saturdays has fallen by *50%*
wait would you email them for printing? are they checking invitations at the door?
i wanna be 9 but if i’m honest, 5.
I thought "Wicked tie-in crocs" was going to be the thing that wrecked me from this image but then I looked more closely at the bottom right corner
this was my old block. real bummer. nypost.com/2025/07/21/u...
@worstpossible.world i’m listening to your rambo episode and have you noticed that stallone in that movie sounds just like george clooney?
my brother has his bathtub in his kitchen but it’s obviously a bath tub.
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when you’re making amigurumi, at some point you have what vibe like necropants of whatever you’re making. mine is totoro.
How the Prosperity Gospel Turned American Christians Into Inadvertent Satan Worshipers I really like and relate to this writer. open.substack.com/pub/walterrh...
i don’t like what i see, no.
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i like when he said “england, wales, scotland and so on”
United is threatening this doctor with lawsuits & complaining that she's made them look bad. Socialize all medicine now and stfu w/"but I heard there's long wait times in socialized medicine countries" stfu forever. having the most sophisticated health care apparatus in the history of the world 1/3
Just catching up, but from what I’m seeing it seems like there’s video of Trump and Epstein canoodling with each other at a Coldplay concert?
"But what if there are Democrats on the list?" you ask on the social media site full of feral anarchists, sex workers and trans folks
literally the description of interactions with young people in the service industry since at least the 80’s.
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so like if democrats ever take power again they won't reinstate the department of education, we all know that right? instead they'll push for a big bipartisan spending bill that agrees to give a bunch of money to charter schools and educational technology startups. fed funding of education is dead
The antipathy for the Department of Education is the most enduring relic of the cause that birthed the modern GOP: not having to go to school with Black people.
Men who are so deleriously wealthy they spend all day every day doing whatever they want are terrified that poor people aren't working enough.
Why is there never blame on employers who choose to employ people part time so they don’t need to give health benefits or employers who refuse to pay a living wage so workers can afford their own healthcare? People on Medicaid didn’t create the system but they have to live in it.
most jobs don’t provide insurance anyway, and people with insurance spend tons of additional money meeting deductibles and shit and go bankrupt. health insurance isn’t the motivation for people to get jobs. i fucking hate this.
Does Medicaid pay for food? Does Medicaid pay for rent? Does Medicaid pay for anything beyond medical care? No? Then how the hell do you imagine people are living off it?
i know what it actually is but “chamberstick” sounds like a victorian dildo
does the man complaining about books in the 70s vs the books now talk at all about the sheer difference in numbers of books published then and now? does he talk about the state of working in publishing? does he consider that many genres have brilliant books? no? then don't read him.
in addition to the general conceit being deeply hilarious, because i’m a material culture head i always feel the need to point out when it circulates that salted/smoked deli meats exist because they do not require refrigeration. literally poor people food
Merch Table Simulator.
Man shut the fuck up, for every singular amusing Monty python bit there is at least 10 other vagina drying moments of comedic failure.
i remember looking it up as a kid and it was actually clitorides because of greek or laying rules or whatever.
The two best restaurant posts of all time
i don’t trust anyone whose first mental association with DC isn’t the hardcore scene.
I'm going to need you to explain things in Robert Gouletman's terms.
So here's the deal: the FEMA director is completely incompetent and probably certifiably insane, so the media cannot report on this because it would make trump look bad
asked to repay -grants- wtf?
Aight man.
oh my fucking god
"Come witness for yourself" @bradlander.bsky.social urges New Yorkers and elected officials to observe immigration court hearings at 26 Federal Plaza.
every company: no we will not make our product work or be more affordable. we jammed some extra garbage you don’t want into it tho aren’t you happy
Certain things should happen to countries that do this
they try to say ai is so smart, but you type in "merino bike shorts with pocket" and it doesn't even return results that fit 2 of those criteria.
MID-NINETEENTH CENTURY URBANIST: actually many studies show that private fire companies function more efficiently when they're generating revenue from people jumping out of the windows of burning buildings,
NYT: Trump Orders Execution of Critics in What Some Call "Unlawful" Also New York Times: Zohran Mandami gave an Uber Ride a 5.0 rating. Friends Later Say He Actually Thought the Car Had an Odor and the Ride was Bumpy. His Supporters Have No Answers.
No horror movie has ever scared me as much as my phone ringing when I'm really baked