optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy. I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, Joe Bob Briggs and hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz, etc. Hi there! av: MST3K's Crow in tux banner: Keep circulating the tapes
created July 3, 2023
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optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's one hell of an entry point for the series, to be sure... I'm just pleased as punch to hear that it all worked out for ya!
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH INDEED www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpvi...
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
And it has a number of pop cultural ripples, too, like Lucy Liu hauling out a picture of Torgo during an interrogation in an episode of Elementary. I mean... who knew?
๐ฑ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (@unfitz.bsky.social) reposted
Iโm a giver. *gives you grief*
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
OHHHHHHHHHHH INDEED [excited giggling]
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
[squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee] What did I just say? THE FREAKING BESSSSSSSSSSSST :D (The hope is that I will be *even more ridiculous* in 20 years...)
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
No idea on that, no.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate that you have to contend with any of that, but I'll be looking forward to the day when you can circumvent all of that by way of that permahome relocation that you speak of. Here's to your full night's sleep being restful and to you getting some respite from that jazz, then.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The "PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH" Jet Jaguar reference, ohmuhgaaaaaaawd ๐
Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot (@mhael.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Two of my kids fell in love with the show at a BIT too early an age largely because of how Joel spoke to the viewers so much. Kids like to be respected and included, and the show almost always does both with its viewers.
Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot (@mhael.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Another point that doesn't often get mentioned is how META the show is. There IS no fourth wall because the fourth wall is Cambot. From the very beginning, you're made to feel like they're talking TO YOU and the other randos out there. Right from Joel's first intro, you're part of the SOL, too.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Old Person Diannaโข๏ธ is going to be THE FREAKING BESSSSSSSSSST :D
Dianna, Princess of Whales ๐๐บ๐ (@di-atribe.bsky.social) reposted
Drop an old person youโre going to turn into in the future
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
๐คฎ
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the total package, aye, which really makes it stand out beautifully as a prime example of a hosted movie show.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
"tHeY aLwAyS dO tHaT!" loooooooooooooooooooool
furyroadwarrior.bsky.social (@furyroadwarrior.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And what makes this show so good isn't *just* the riffs, it's the skits and cast. It's a show within a showception.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
It really does. :) When it comes to the question of the show's finest hour (and a half), there's so much to choose from, and it really feels like an embarrassment of riches when those amazing options make the question impossible!
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Love love love it from that uneasy opening to the bombastic go-for-broke ending and all points in between. There are different cuts of it, but my fave? The Extended Mall Hours cut on YouTube that combines all known footage from the theatrical, extended, and European cuts for one *great big cut!*
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Romero never misses. Night of the Living Dead is one of my four favorite films, Day is a claustrophobic wonder, Land is a romp and a half, Diary is an innovative gem, and Survival gets the job done, but Dawn of the Dead? That's just sheer, complete, absolute, total fun. RIDICULOUSLY SO. /1
Orcspiration (@orcspiration.bsky.social) reposted
SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
THIS A form of comedy that best embodies the concept of pulling a lot of something out of a lot of nothing.
GreyDuck (@greyduck.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"Most iconic" would be my summation.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
[goes back to that with a Sharpie]
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
For no mere mortal can resist... the evil of the Thriller. ๐ต ba da ba! ๐ต MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Francesco Francavilla (@ffrancavilla.bsky.social) reposted
HEY MANDO! Mandalorian #dragoncon piece for the stellar @lianakangas.com
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
That's tricky. From an objective standpoint, I can't speak to it being the "best" or "funniest" episode, but I will say that Manos is the best known and perhaps the most important episode in the MST3K canon.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
OMAR LOBSTER COMIN'
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Seeing how Nicholas Hoult rocked it as Lex Luthor, I would be kinda sorta somewhat interested to see how his take on Gabriel would've been (although the backstory jazz would've been iffy and in need of a rework).
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
I AM GOING TO FALL VICTIM TO THE FORCES OF THIS PEAR
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Or the snappy hat, for that matter.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
HOLY SHIT THOSE AREN'T MUTTON CHOPS; THEY'RE THE WHOLE DAMN SHEEP
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
90% hairspray?! [has war flashbacks to the 1990s]
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
what is this weird wire-like mass on george clooney's head
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
"Regular... or menthol?"
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
... seems vaguely familiar...
Tokusatsu GIFs (@tokugifs.bsky.social) reposted
Shin Godzilla (2016)
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
Philip Seymour Hoffman, best known for his role as a low-level drug dealer in an episode of Law & Order (1991)
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reposted
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optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
loooooooooooooooooooool
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't fault a guy for loving his work and loving life! (He really should've taken the penny farthing instead of the biplane, though. Think of the chase sequence!)
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
"Ethan Hunt, you fool! Once I gain control over the Entity, I will be able to... uh... um... aw, shit."
cow tools daily (@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social) reposted
give the people what they want
LepreJohn 4:In Space (@fadingarcader.bsky.social) reposted
#NowWatching Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn (1987) Co-written by Scott Spiegel #RIPScottSpiegel #MutantFam #HorrorCommunity
Matinee Mode (@matineemode.bsky.social) reposted
It always got a little fist pump out of me when Graham Greene showed up in DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
at first i lol'ed then i serioused
Kurt Busiek (@kurtbusiek.bsky.social) reposted
Good Superman stories are almost never about who wins the fights. They're about how to solve the problems. Superman can do massive, mighty things. The story is about his figuring out what massive, mighty things he should do. About understanding, not about overpowering.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Likewise here, aye. His was a nifty presence, and it sucks to not have that voice resonate through new works. If there's any silver lining, it's to be found in the terrific work he's left behind in his voluminous filmography.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
[full-throated genuine cackle] LOVE IT
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
Those Easter Island statues had NOTHING on the size of the phone I lugged around at the end of the 90s...
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
*Loved* him as Malachi in Longmire, and I dug his turn in Die Hard 3. Of course, Graham Greene has his place in MSTory for having appeared in Atlantic Rim in MST3K Season 12. If you saw him in something - and he appeared in PLENTY - you knew you were getting something solid. May he rest in peace.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
:-/
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
August 31st September 1st
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
I trust you implicitly, mammajamma!
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
I WOULD DEMAND AN AUTOGRAPH I mean, I would politely request an autograph!
๐๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ zack ๐๐ด (@exxzackly.bsky.social) reposted
Seen on wplace in Charleston, SC :D @optimstie.bsky.social
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad to help out that-a-ways! My Letterboxd username is the same as it is here: optiMSTie! And thanks for linking me to yours - cheers!
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Very welcome, amiga, always. Know that that goes both ways, now, as I appreciate the heck outta *you.* ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
[biggest hugs possible, as needed and wanted] No apologies necessary, no, nothing of the sort. You take care out there, then. My DMs are open if/as you need them.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think I was even aware that these existed before, but it's boss that you had the ones that you had, aye`
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reposted
All my fellow Cathy heads, I found the seriesโ best animated special on YouTube and the nostalgia is hitting hard
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
get a spoon
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
[puts a comically large cone in his ear] WHAT *WHAT*
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
... i don't understand why you feel so compelled to lash out at me like this
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
they pull this crap right before i'm about to play Space Invaders, too
old roadside pics (@roadside.xor.blue) reposted
drive-in theater, route 129, warner robins, georgia, 1982
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
Oh, I am in a *quarrel* now with these folks for making the 1980s seem like Ye Olde Day-Glo Times. MAMMAJAMMAS OUT HERE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I DRANK CENTRUM SILVER FROM THE WRONG GRAIL
Jude "Pre-Order DILF" Doyle (@judedoyle.bsky.social) reposted
Found my kid's historical American Girl novel and sadly I have now died
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
when you don't even care that the salsa was made in New York City
bethanne harms (@bethanne.and.cat) reposted
to any toy hunter i know that is on my feed, I NEED THIS. first person that tracks down this rodan for me earns my undying love. my birthday is less than two months away, ๐๐๐
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reposted
#SleepySunday morning #dogsofbluesky
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Any which way, happy hunting and best of luck to ya!
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
... how about a nice game of chess?
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ Perfidious Josephine Riesman (@josie.zone) reposted
Fuckin' knew it
๐ฉ๐ฉ Samantha ๐ฉ๐ฉ (@bolshevikmilf.bsky.social) reposted
my biggest retvrn opinion is that monster movies stopped being as good when there stopped being a guy in a suit at the center of it, we need to go back. it gives so much more personality to it.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Safe travels and all the best to y'all out that-a-ways!
Mike Melton (@mikemelton.bsky.social) reposted
Painted Bunting at Caw Caw Interpretive Center, South Carolina #birds #nature
Ignore this skeet (@mehblurgh.bsky.social) reposted
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a time when everyone was required to be totally xtreme 2 da max. [nods somberly]
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
I am so, *so* sorry. My most heartfelt sympathies, friend.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
HAHAHAHAHA Truly not expecting that one... well played!
Chris Pariso (@chrispariso.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Ok, who has 'Lord of Sakar'?
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
"I'd like the Garfield with the dumb-as-hell Arby's hat, please."
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
when your week-long vacation finally reaches its conclusion
Ashlee (@groovyash.bsky.social) reposted
me every morning before i leave for work
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
:D It's right up there with the episode where Dr. F and Frank fight with each other, and Frank breaks out a Road House quote: "I spent all night working on that bad boy. I'm doing the Invention Exchange this week... TAKE THE TRAIN."
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
:) That all sounds something fantastic, that. Y'all have the *best* time out that-a-ways!
Victorious Bleue (@bwellsmc.bsky.social) reposted
Long Nguyen (@longwuzhere.bsky.social) reposted
Post a meme made by you
Mr. Gandalf B. Naturals (@voidfemme.bsky.social) reposted
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP HURTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com) reposted reply parent
I love this but there I need them to have a table or something, my back hurts just watching them. youtu.be/jCNNNv7AAYk?...
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
I've seen this movie before, and I didn't care for where it went in the second act.
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
Very welcome, always, aye!
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social)
when people question your appreciation of Darude
optiMSTie (@optimstie.bsky.social) reply parent
:D Have the *best* time, y'all!