Olympus HQ: please note, there is a shortage of thunderbolts at the moment. Zeus is at the factory fixing them. His Maidens of Mayhem are working overtime. Time is not stopping.
Olympus HQ: please note, there is a shortage of thunderbolts at the moment. Zeus is at the factory fixing them. His Maidens of Mayhem are working overtime. Time is not stopping.
Yes
If he starts living in a tent …
HELP! Can a person provide a solid link to the executive order from President Joe Biden extending the Secret Service protection to cover Kamala Harris and others? I am not getting an answer from the federal register or Whitehouse.gov. News types take note.
Burger Trump? Extra ketchup king,
Protestors have been projecting the innocent victims illegally kidnapped and detained by ICE on the side of the Los Angeles Detention Facility!! Los Angeles has a spirit Trump can’t crush. Los Angeles will crush him instead!!
Was this in a urinal in DC?
And feels inadequate in the shower
Next Hotspur will reprise the moment the Blues Brothers pay their taxes.
There are a few places with sanity
Nothing like a little bit of viper love. Or is it vampire love?
Which rock should I turn over?
Next Rfk,jr. will create gold out of coal. Trumps dream.
I have a donated kidney. I’m surviving but this idea of a payment is nothing but cruelty for potential living donors. This guy has no humanity and resembles a louse.
I exist according to the bill collectors.
37 years myself. Managed to teach and study abroad for ten years. Infuriating to have to deal with all the paperwork. My new kidney agrees. Hope things level out.
That idea is dead on arrival.
Did not intend any malevolence. Have not eaten at a Cracker Barrel in twenty years. Got annoyed with the cartoonish cheapness of the decor. Went to China, Korea, England, China, dialysis, transplant, and life itself. Had more fun.
Many such wrong way moments in his story.
Your friends with transplants and chronic illnesses applaud the determination. Thank you for keeping America safe.
Every solid inch, centimeter, millimeter, and nanometer.
That would be amusing, first thing is to have brain walk away after posting a for rent sign. Great sci-fi moment.
Scene in ‘Night Court’ bailiff Ron has a diabetic emergency. Bull has to give her glucagon. That was lat eighties, early nineties. I had to be subdued by Chinese police when I lived in Shanghai nearly twenty years ago for extreme reaction to low blood sugar. Message me for other harrowing stories.
Carry on the fight of falsehoods.
All hail the power of the sandwich! Do not like your sandwich, put it on ICE!
Have a wonderful day!
The flag can tell him what to kiss.
Will Trump whine about not being invited to the WEDDING?
Trump will eat the potato chips.
ROFL can’t do a Trump like Trump can.
This from the man who never admits a mistake. Must be a perk of the rich.
That sandwich must have been a corny beef sandwich. Rename Sandwich for the valiant citizen!
Take a moment to appreciate the four legged mutt who is guarding your feet. With dogged determination it is national dog day!
Sen Collins (R-ME) has yet to show backbone like her hero, Sen. Margaret Chase Smith (R-ME). Margaret Chase Smith denounced the Anti-American activities of Sen. Joseph McCarthy from the floor of the Senate. She is getting old and ineffectual.
Wasn’t this one of the biblical plagues?
Where is ASCAP? I can think of a few times when they shut down restaurants for not paying the license fee.
His wrestlers know better.
They won’t install solar panels on the wall because that is ‘woke’ .
Does he carry his own jar of Vaseline?
Trump is not bright enough to realize he is a patron of communist mechanics.
Stupendous! Mesmerizing, magnificent, mellifluous Madame de Mouth, melts hearts. Audience dissolves in gushing, gooey, gastric distress.
Katy Did has a big ball sack. What did Katy do? She went to a Dog Y Dog do. The grass was good.
Your own little shop of horrors! Feed me!
I usually try to place them into a fictional abode drinking beer in too tight jeans. Having to answer their natural animal tendencies they discover a broken zipper. Or, Sir John Falstaff escaping in a laundry hamper.
For MSNBC crowd, in celebrating the change to MSNOW: get Trump and Ice piñatas. set world record for largest piñata party.
She needs the second job: working as their lobbyist.
Giblets agree! More ketchup Donald!
You are going to do well! Now everything is in and it’s like baking a cake. Wait for that dinger! You will be humming then.
Reason for Trump to do a ride along in DC? He is hoping a suspect throws a burger with extra ketchup.
Donald Trump reality show tonight! Watch old fat whiner addle into a delivery driver arrest. His gun will be pointed the wrong way and clown shows will flap.
Office robot. Will have brain chip refried per RFK/HHS.
Trump wants slaves. MAGA employment levels rise. Pay sinks.
Now how is Washington going to know when Congress and the pentagon are working late? Will they be able to work in those places?
Whorehouse indeed. No wonder he and Epstein were best buds. Does Trump keep his boots on I. The boudoir?
One: The planning for the nine against one began months ago. Two: European leaders have been studying the anatomy of boils. Three: Reliance on competent and corroborated intelligence services has increased. Four: Europe and other world groups have long memories. Five. Thumb in the eye of ignorance
Were they women soldiers? Hegseth would approve.
Pharmaceutical disposal issues abound. This is where coherent national policy is needed and that comes from Congress. Difficult to make love to a porcupine.
My brother noted a lot of arrogance and impatience. I turned it around for a cbs breaking news package suggestion the day it happened. My brother made the same observation.
Bucky Fuller meet sponge bob.
My brother was in the class behind him in the same flight school.
Firing, three congressional enquiries, and 1000 FBI agents descending on every known acquaintance and family member.
Faust might have regrets.
Avoid orange ones. Nothing but Fat!
Defend democracy! Buy Subway Salami!
Stop Ice! Buy a Salami! Subway. That fired employee needs a years worth of Subway sandwiches!
Want justice? Buy a Subway! Good for Yuma and beats scum!
Note to Subway: get this guy a contract! Veteran saves America with a Subway!
Where are those chocolate pudding packets?
Is this so you can defecate with enthusiasm at the UFC fight on the marble salad in the Rose Garden?
What was the Subway Sandwich thrown at ice officer in Washington? I want to order one.
We certainly need this brilliant moment of enlightenment. The cats will need Shakespeare monikers as passwords to the Falstaff Fulminating room.
Sad that delusions of grandeur are confused with quality.
Surprising he did not include the late Hulk Hogan. Brutality is its own art form.
If he is drunk at this hour, he needs a match.
Cranky old man whining because people are trying to shut up and leave the stage. .
What does “LOL” mean?
And what about Epstein files?
This is catopia a disease that tells the world to stuff it. The artist needs to explore the dynamics of achieving proper nap form.
Bet the memo said full uniform attire. In the noir days Cops wore patent leather shoes and carried a club. They still looked foolish.
Key point: if they ask. And keep the reply short. Very short. One twist of yarn is often enough. A skein of yarn is overloaded on pomposity.
The dress up would have included lipstick on a pig.
Very cool art rat.
You can do it. Enjoy the moment.
RFK,Jr. road trip years.
Time for a resetting of lumbering lumbar system. The xylems are not as fibrous today.
Comfy chair addiction. Leave phone outside to force the issue.
If challenging accepted behavior is not a norm for achievement then where comes the advancement?
It is time to be blunt.
That’s raising a literary squawk.
Grinning but have not born it.
Nice to know the peroxide guy is telling Dershowitz to get stuffed.
He thinks he owns the White House. He needs to be able to waddle to the Situation Room.
Is it about the Trump-Epstein feud over victims?
Wonder if the T- man could do the fitness test? Be great video if he tried to pass it.
I have no apples.
Wish Blue Sky had a variety of laugh buttons from giggle to guffaw. This is a guffaw!
This is why the birgfate needs to go up.
An education is not necessary.
Would it be in your nature to have this skill?