People on here will tweet anything. 'Hillary Clinton had slaves.' Yes she did. That is true.
People on here will tweet anything. 'Hillary Clinton had slaves.' Yes she did. That is true.
if there's one lesson to be learned it's this: don't live your life in such a way that a million people absolutely salivate at the prospect of your death
Tyler Perry’s I Can Write The Book of the Dead All By Myself
you make that one if you want, I don’t have a problem with it. Not as funny though imo
Tyler Perry's Madea's Upanishads
I don’t think you got it
Bluesky must be at least as successful as Twitter because I’m finally addicted to it
Gary Movie 2
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Glengarry Glen Gary
The leaked Gaza Riviera plan is more grotesque than you could ever have imagined.
The people eagerly yearn for the death of their tyrant and I think that’s beautiful
We need to bring back burning effigies of hated public figures in the street and we must start with Chuck Wendig
Davros sounding ass smdh
another Aerosmith stinker
Don’t cry because it didn’t happen. Smile because it’s going to happen soon
Golden Dome? Looks more like Don & JD been hitting Golden Corral
blasted by Bon Scott & ScarJo what a way to go
This one’s a bit of a thinker
slept in a Talking Heads t-shirt, woke up in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
Slept in a Velvet Underground t-shirt, woke up on Sunday morning
Me: I’d like to solve the puzzle Pat Sajak: Go ahead Me: I didn’t say I could
slept in a King Crimson shirt, woke up after one red nightmare
slept in an Alice In Chains t-shirt, woke up in a box
Don't let him distract you from the fact that he died.
Don Trump is the one guy I could see wanting to “take em all with me” so I’m glad he has nukes
The DJT administration is just doing what they’ve all been thinking. Ultimately the commitment to Capital comes first
In four minutes President Donald J Trump is going to announce that he’s instituting The Purge
kudos to our government for disabusing all of us of the concept of the public good
I want to thank my IT department for scheduling security auto restarts at 10am and 2pm on any given weekday
it’s just how it is
George Clinton it’s not too late for a quickie ‘Flashlight’ rewrite
Racing around to wake up and pay it again
It works!
awooga moments
one of his most mysterious lyrics
bonus if you can hear the same song I did
i am nothing if not a classicist
*Bob Dylan voice*
Mr. On His Way To Ingratiate Himself With Your Girl's Family In Order To Drive a Wedge Between Them
imagine he's saying it as if he just stepped off the train with excitement and promise of a new life in the big city
Just read this pair by James Blish after some youtube book account recommendations and concur that they were well worth reading. Meticulously researched, deeply strange but also matter of fact, and ultimately quite disquieting despite the utterly fantastical events. Hard to find but worth the search
Mr. On His Way To Elevate and Uplift Your Girl
I am Jesus H. F. Christ’s own cursed shitposter and I’m reporting for duty.
computer please do something
*eating a hot dog like it's string cheese
I have faith he’s the one guy that could pull it off
just completed (reading): Black Easter & The Day After Judgment by James Blish just completed (audiobook): The Sword in the Stone by TH White, Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card in progress: Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain (duh) & Lord Jim by Joseph Contrad
🥵😵💫
good god is that Lynda Carter?
I’m going to stop you right there.
Every now and again turning to stage right & shrugging as he says “it’s a living!”
Haven’t heard of it! Will check it out
inadvertently just read my 6th end of the world novel of the year
This moron should have to pay us to listen to his stupid bullshit
repost this photo but make his hat taller every time
you said it brother
Damn nice score, congrats
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Ripper! You copped a sealed copy?!?!
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
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I only want to know if Rudy sustained dick injuries or not
Bitches Boobs
Boobs in Green
I’m outta gas folks
Miles Davis Kind of Boobs
there is absolutely more to this story
What was the deal with the aliens in the Miami mall riot
this is how I Surf the Web
Alas poor Yorick he is unalived
it’s good enough just to think it
Been seeing Watto on the tl a bunch so I started to doodle Watto with a big hog and a sword. Got kinda sick of my own shit immediately, tho
LPs now over $4 each at the local goodwill give me a break
holy shit Mike Tyson is the Kwisatz Haderach
“Manifestation isn’t real” well it’s worked pretty well for the right wing. They’ve created an entire alternate reality for themselves and our reality has bent to their will because of it. There’s something to be learned from that
no one cares what you think, go outside
he's in the kiln dude relax
AP Photo: President Trump catching some of summer's last rays in relaxing Camp David weekend.
love, love, love that tune
booooo
Getting kicked out of the supermarket for calling the organic groceries Big Naturals
Roxie’s really had the right idea putting babes on the covers
sound of vinyl had another sale and I was powerless to resist a reasonable deal. Free shipping put these at $16 a pop
he needs to be at work making Crim’s disappointing final album!
Call me Tommy Lee Jones the way I can’t sanction their buffoonery
The leadoff cut has some guitar parts that remind me of Bruce Hornsby and I wonder if the Adult Contemporary sound is due for a comeback
on the other hand, I daresay an album that ran upward of an hour would have tested my patience
bad for music!
she could probably use the $8K
the dems need to re-activate Olivia Nuzzi if they have any hopes of getting RFK to step down
God if you are REALLY real he'll die on top of loomer and suffocate her
haters out in force today
Glengarry Glenn Ross but Jerry Seinfeld plays all the roles
would you sign up for the dalek forcefem program
They have to use them or lose them!
I listened to the new Sabrina Carpenter album, never heard her before. It was not my thing but I enjoyed it. She has a lot of wit and there were some surprising touches of Americana and outright country to the proceedings along with a clear love of ABBA. Songs seemed a little short.
A cat Driver 